Create a chat group and let the Miyou character be broken by the second creation

[Walnut: Good!]

[Fu Xiaoshi: Is that okay? No, who would buy a second-hand grave? No one would sell their own grave, right? No, he's already dead and buried, so why would he sell his own grave?]

[Padofilis: And what's that cemetery delivery thing? How do you deliver a cemetery? Who wrote this ad?]

The commercial video pauses, then switches to Funina: "Ms. Walnut, what do you think of this? This was written by our ten-year veteran editor, Chief Editor Yae, who worked overtime for seven days and seven nights."

“Simple but not minimalist, guaranteed to impress your customers!”

[Funina:?]

[Ye Shenzi:? ]

Hu Tao replied, "Director Funina, the underlying logic of our Wangshengtang is to break down information barriers and create a new industry ecosystem. Our top-level design focuses on user perception, achieving a tipping point through differentiation and granularity. Our strengths lie in the carrier, our advantages lie in the links, and our collaboration with vertical markets compels users to continue driving growth."

"Using the matrix as a link, the structure as an ecosystem, and attribution analysis to empower products, we ultimately form a closed loop and deliver a beautiful combination of punches."

Finina immediately went into a brainstorming session, then asked in confusion, "Is there anyone who can translate for me? Is this guy speaking Chinese? Why can't I understand each word individually, but when they're put together, I can't understand a single fucking sentence."

Zhongli, who was standing nearby, translated, "Ms. Funina, our Hall Master Hu wants the promotional video to highlight the brand value of our Wangsheng Hall, rather than just focusing on the single business of second-hand tombs."

"Also, the promotional format must be grand and open. Do you think it could be slightly modified?"

[After a while, Funina brought a new advertising video]

[The ad opens with Villette standing in front of a cross tombstone, one hand behind her back, the other gently shaking a wine glass:]

[“Successful individuals, the pinnacle of cemetery, displaying royal style, enjoying the ultimate aristocratic luxury.”]

[That Villette sipped her wine and then looked at the tombstone beside her.]

[“The facade is made of pristine rock elements, and every detail has been meticulously polished.” A bolt of lightning struck a forest of tombstones in the wild.]

"A fierce, overloaded cremation will allow you to experience passion and intensity." Walnut clasped her hands together as she performed the cremation.

"Located proudly in Wuwangpo Central Square, with Qingcezhuang Commercial Center to the north and Shimen Transportation Hub to the east, prosperity is within easy reach!"

"You can choose from a variety of tombstones, whether you prefer a Mond-style Baroque apartment..." Wendy stood in front of the tombstone with the inscription and played the harp.

"I still prefer the Inazuma-style shrine-style courtyard..." Ying stood in front of the shrine, his hands pausing.

"Or maybe a large Sumeru-style apartment with a desert view..." Nashida swung on the swing, with the magnificent Tomb of the Red King behind her.

“…We have everything!”

[Padofilis: Now I know how to send the grave to your door. Inazuma’s style can meet this need.]

Chapter 96: Is Wendy really the God of Wind?

[Hutao: @Paddofilis, does this friend like the Inazuma style? Wangshengtang just launched a funeral delivery service (cough) at your door (cough), would you like to try it? No charge if you're not satisfied!]

[Padofils: No thanks! I'm most afraid of death, so stay away from me!]

[Ying: Speaking of which, who is that white-haired girl whose two feet can just fit in my mouth?]

[Xing: Same question. Even though she was swinging, I always felt that she exuded a maternal aura.]

[March 7: You already have two mothers, and you're still not satisfied!]

[Xing: Don't get me wrong, I'm just thinking about my dear brother Ying]

[Ying: Since she is mentioned in the introduction of the Xumi-style tombstone, does that mean she is from Xumi?]

[Colai: This person...at least I've never seen him in Daochenglin.]

[Dolly: I've traveled extensively over the years and have met at least half the people in Xumi, if not eight or nine. But I have no memory of this little guy. I think he's probably one of those people who was brought up in a very strict family and was forced by his parents to stay secluded in Xumi City.]

[Sino: This child looks unfamiliar]

[Amber: The spokesperson for the Liyue-style tombstone is Zhongli, the God of Geo, and the spokesperson for Inazuma is Ying. Both of them are gods. According to this pattern, the little girl... Wait, so, is Venti really the God of Wind?]

[Wendy: I told you before that I was the God of Wind, but you didn’t believe me.]

[Su Che: I also told you that he is the God of Wind, but you guys didn’t believe it]

[Amber: But...]

Ye Lan: Lord Geo, may I ask about that singer who recently appeared in Liyue with suspicious behavior... ahem, that bard is really...?

[Zhongli: Yes, he is the God of Wind]

[Ye Lan:! ]

Barbara: Eh?! Impossible? That bard who showed no respect to Master Barbatos is actually Master Barbatos? Ugh... Now that I think about it...

[Wendy: Feeling disillusioned?]

[Barbara: ...seems quite reasonable? Once it seems reasonable, it seems to make more and more sense!]

[Paimon: Huh? How does that make sense?]

Barbara: Lord Barbatos often gets drunk because he's happy for Mondstadt's peace. Lord Barbatos enjoys joining in the fun because he wants to laugh with his people. Lord Barbatos often spreads his own strange stories because he doesn't like to put on airs and wants to be friends with his people!

[Su Che: Come on, change "Lord Barbatos" to "Wendy" and repeat what you just said]

[Barbara: Repeat? Um... Wendy often gets drunk... acts like a jerk on the street and vomits in the middle of the road... disturbs the cleanliness of the streets because... because he's happy for Mondstadt's peace? Wendy loves to join in the fun... always squatting in crowded places, pretending to run into people, and then shamelessly offering free food and drinks because... because he wants to laugh with the people? Wendy often spreads her own strange stories, singing nonsense anecdotes about the wind god in front of the church to discredit the church... and even says "Hey hey" when the nuns get angry... because... because...]

[Ying: Don’t force yourself. If you can’t continue, just stop talking.]

Barbara: I, I don't care! Lord Barbatos must have a reason for doing this!

[Ying: @Wendy, look at what you've done to your followers]

[Wendy: Hey~]

Jean: Lord Barbatos is a symbol of freedom. His carefree presence reassures the people of Mondstadt.

[Barbara: Yes, that's right!]

[Wendy: Hahaha, I’m a little embarrassed…]

[Paimon: That means you can still be saved]

[Shinoin Heizo: Since these three are gods, that means... the little girl on the swing is the grass god?]

[Kelai: Grass, Grass God? Is the Grass God still in Xumi?]

Barbara: Ah! Is Lord Kusagami also practicing freedom and traveling around the world like Lord Barbatos?

[Ying: Look at this poor kid, still trying to maintain the lofty image of Wendy in her mind]

[Kole: That's a little different, because few people in Xumi talk about the Grass God.]

[Tinari: I think most of the Xumi people haven't heard of the Grass God for a long time.]

[Ying: Wendy is a street person, Zhongli is also a street person. Ying is a homebody, so Caoshen might be a homebody too, and maybe even more of a homebody than Ying, to the point where everyone has almost forgotten about her.]

[Kiana: @Fountain Elf, why don’t you just go to Teyvat and create a country and become the Fountain God]

[Spring Spirit: I have good food and drink here, why would I bother with such trouble?]

[Aha: I wouldn't trade it for a godly position even if I were given the Kiana!]

[Kiana: That’s enough…]

[Advertisement Continues]

[“In addition, our company has reached strategic cooperation with many well-known companies such as Wanmintang, Bubulu, and Feiyun Chamber of Commerce.”]

"Master Chef Xiangling will personally prepare a luxurious buffet. Medical examiner Baizhu will perform the autopsy and coffining, while Master Chongyun will meticulously perform exorcism and salvation. Let your funeral be a glorious occasion!" Rosalin's coffin, shaped like a dining table, appears on screen.

"Only after washing away all the dross can one truly understand the transformation of luxury into elegance. This pristine, high-end cemetery, Wangsheng Hall, awaits your arrival!"

After the commercial ended, Funina asked, "Ms. Walnut, what about this one? I had Director Nashida personally revise the design. It's designed to be high-end and classy, guaranteed to impress your clients."

Hu Tao spread her hands. "Director Funina, we at Wangshengtang are leveraging our own potential to diversify our resources into lower-tier markets. We've deeply explored the internet sector and, through end-to-end, point-to-point immersive interactions and a shift in focus from capital to user experience, have effectively increased user engagement and gradually become an industry benchmark."

[Funina began another brainstorming song, then looked at Zhongli: "Mr. Zhongli, could you please translate it again?"]

Zhongli said, "Ms. Funina, our Hall Master Hu is saying that this promotional video isn't grounded enough and doesn't highlight the price advantage of our Wangsheng Hall. Do you think it could be slightly revised?"

[Funina: @Hutao, is this how all Liyue people do business?]

Hu Tao: No, no, that kind of nonsense is making me dizzy. I'm very satisfied with this second ad! Bringing together styles from all over the world to meet the needs of people from all over the world, this is the right choice for the Hall of Rebirth to reach all of Teyvat!

[Hu Tao: @Xiangling, @Baishu, @Xingqiu, @Chongyun, let's join forces and take over the funeral services of the Seven Kingdoms!]

[Baizhu: …]

[Xiangling: Great! I've also thought about traveling across the seven kingdoms to search for various ingredients. I'll consider it a form of training!]

Chapter 97: Pinocchio members join the group

[Chongyun: But I can only exorcise evil spirits, not perform salvation.]

[Ahaha: If I drive the client away, wouldn’t that mean he’s saved? Hahaha!]

[Chongyun: Huh? Is this okay?]

[Sambo: Anyway, it helps the customers achieve success, so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.]

Chongyun: In that case, Master Hu, I can give it a try.

[Hu Tao: Now my team is complete!]

[Funina finished the third commercial, adding blunt and cheap subtitles to the video, such as "Cremation first, payment later, family members shed tears" and "Liyue Wangshengtang High-end Funeral Group."]

"Which cremation and burial service is best? Go to Wangshengtang in Liyue Harbor! Free cremation for a month, no fees! Bury first, pay later, and the family can just shed tears!"

[“Liyue Wangshengtang High-end Funeral Group, Tel: 04140444!”]

[End of video]

[Hu Tao: "The family members were so focused on crying"... Wow, that's a brilliant line! It perfectly embodies our Wangsheng Hall's service spirit of taking care of everything, leaving the client with less to worry about!]

[Padofils: Would using this as an advertising slogan really attract customers? Wouldn't people first suspect it was a prank?]

[Bai Shu: Hall Master Hu's thinking has always been unique, which is quite normal.]

[Walnut: Isn't this all about leaving a lasting first impression?]

[(Broken) Bronya: By the way, are you serious about this call? As expected of someone in the funeral service industry.]

[Bai Lu: Who can be cremated for a month? This isn't alchemy.]

[Funina: The immortal from Liyue?]

[Walnut: Immortal's hood isn't usually burned. That's not important! The most important thing now is that everyone pack up quickly. We're leaving today to explore the market in Inazuma!]

Congratulations to Hu Tao for receiving a copy of "Tombstone Design Encyclopedia"; Zhongli for receiving a cup of Yanxia Bifei; and Funina for receiving an Oak Cake Roll.

After the video ended, everyone focused their attention on reality.

The protagonists of the Honkai Impact 3rd and Genshin Impact worlds have embarked on a new journey, and Kiana of the Honkai Impact 3rd world has also begun to fight for the final exams in two weeks.

Su Che arrived at Fontaine soon, but he didn't stay for too long.

As expected, Villette's attitude was just as he said he would consider Su Che's immigration proposal.

He remained wary of Su Che, or rather this chat group.

In desperation, Su Che could only return to the Honkai World to start coordinating the immigration matters between Daiberg and Tianming, but was entangled by Otto.

During this period, Su Che could see Otto's warm smiling face almost every time he opened his eyes.

If his smile were shown among the Destiny Valkyries, it would definitely arouse the passion of a large group of adolescent girls, but showing it to Su Che would only make him feel a little cautious.

"The construction speed of Dayberg is really unimaginable. After all, it is a city that has received investment from three worlds." Otto sighed as he looked down at the city from a high vantage point.

"Oh." Su Che, who was sitting aside drinking coffee and reading the Daiberg Daily, nodded.

“However, many people have a destructive desire to burn beautiful things, and the power of the Broken Iron World far exceeds that of other worlds. Sometimes when I think about the information about the Star God and the Messenger that I saw in the think tank, I feel uneasy even though I am in the Destiny Airport.” Otto said worriedly.

"Don't worry, the chat group's rules are absolute." Su Che said, "No matter what kind of dangerous objects, people, gods, or anything else, can enter the other two worlds."

Otto touched the railing. "But I heard that the messenger of the God of Fertility once invaded the world of the original gods?"

"I admit this. Previously, a Harvest Order user exploited a loophole in the cross-border gate and entered the world of Genshin Impact."