[Sunday fell silent again, and Nashida blinked.]

"You know that, yet you're still asking? You're here to pick a fight, aren't you?" Sunday said angrily.

[Qingque: This little girl whose voice is very similar to Taibu-sama's... I remember she is the Grass Goddess of Xumi?]

[Fu Xuan: Is it similar? I usually don’t speak so seriously.]

[Qingque: Please stop trying to be serious with others...]

[Ying: Speaking of which, when we talked about Grass God earlier, the Xumi group members didn't quite understand him. They felt like he was completely different from Inazuma. What is Grass God doing now?]

[Su Che: This story begins with the previous deity of Xumi. The current Grass God is a new deity, called the Little Auspicious Grass King. The previous Grass God was called the Great Kind Tree King, and was good friends with the Central Peaceful Flower King and the now-unknown Red King.]

[Su Che: The Red King sought forbidden knowledge to free his people from their dependence on the gods. To help him, the Flower King offered himself as a sacrifice and passed away peacefully. However, the Red King overreached, and the forbidden knowledge brought about a great disaster, leading to his own untimely death. The Tree King had no choice but to help clean up their mess, but he was buried with them before the cleanup was complete. As for the Grass King, he is currently guarding the tombs of these elders and fulfilling his filial duty.]

[Su Che: This is also why the Grass God came to Pinocchio. Unlike Zhongli, she truly bears the responsibility of protecting the seal of Pinocchio. The meme sealed within Pinocchio is related to the forbidden knowledge summoned by the Red King. The Grass God is hiding his whereabouts to prevent the spread of the meme.]

[Nashida: ...Lying is not good.]

[Su Che: Don't talk nonsense! How could I have lied? I've played the original game and read the story. Is there anyone in the group who knows more about Grass God than me? How dare you say you know more about Grass God than me?]

[Nashida: ...]

[Candice: But... what you said is completely different from what we know]

[Su Che: Who can accept their own god messing around? Every time a god does something silly, there are always some people who think, "The god must have a deeper purpose for doing this."]

[Ying: Like Barbara, Xiao, and Kujo Sara?]

[Barbara: …]

[elf:……]

[Kujo Sara: Different]

After Narcida left, Sunday asked Gallagher again, "Tell me where the robin is, now, immediately, right away!"

Before Gallagher could reply, someone interrupted, "Excuse me, have you seen a girl in blue?"

Sunday's eyes flashed: "I never thought you'd dare to come back, the Emissary of Nothingness—Huang Quan."

[The shadow that appeared nearby asked curiously, "Who?"]

Sunday snorted coldly, "Stop playing dumb. Even if you change your clothes, you can't escape my sight."

"So you're here!" Suddenly, Fernina returned and reunited with Zhongli, Nashida, and Ying.

Ying no longer pays attention to Sunday and greets his companions: "Sorry I'm a little late."

Zhongli: "I just arrived too."

Nashida complained, "Just now I asked a man with chicken wings on his head for directions, but he deliberately gave me the wrong direction. Fortunately, I caught him."

[Fernina defended Narcida: "It's too much. She even lied to a child."]

Ying agrees, "Some people just don't have the quality."

[Gallagher looked at the four gods communicating and reminded Sunday: "They seem to be talking about you."]

Sunday: "Shut up!"

[End of video]

[Kiana: This person really looks like Mei! She might be mistaken for Yomi. It seems Yomi also looks a lot like Mei.]

[Raiden Mei: Since we are identical beings from another world, it's normal for us to look alike.]

[Kiana: But Mei has one, Bronya has one, and Aunt Himeko has one too. Why don’t we have someone who looks just like me?]

[Su Che: Maybe in the future]

[Xing: So besides what Su Che said, what other information did this video reveal?]

[Shajin: The shadow in the video has already been pointed out - Sunday quality is not good]

Chapter 115: You're called a skirmisher?

[Xing: @沙金, you've already left the stage, so please just keep silent. I always feel like there's a ghost following me when you speak.]

[Sha Jin: Uh...]

[March 7: Sunday’s quality is not good… What does his quality have to do with us?]

[Aha: Sunday is the robin’s brother.]

[Aha: We know that the robin is Fukaros, so what kind of existence is Sunday in Pinocchio? Think about it carefully.]

[March 7: I don't like it! I'm already overwhelmed by all the information, and now you've added all these settings. Even though I know they're fake, I can't help but follow your advice... Ahhh! I've given up thinking! Now, who can tell me what to do next? Just tell me who to fight, I'll just be shielding and taking pictures!]

[Hanabi: Haha, there's a poor little guy with an overloaded brain here~]

[Xing: You've finally given up on thinking. That's right. Why think so much in life, especially now that our external thinking circuit, Xiao Hengheng, is gone.]

[Dan Heng:...]

[Xing: We just need to wait for Uncle Yang and Ji Zi to give the order!]

[Silver Wolf: Are you Wumingke usually like this?]

[Xing: You Star Hunters are the same. You just wait for Elio to send the script and then act it out. I don’t believe my second uncle would even try to figure out whether the plot makes sense.]

[Liuying: Hmm... That's exactly what happened.]

[Congratulations to Sunday for receiving a copy of Das Kapital; Fernina, Zhongli, Nashida, and Ying for receiving a bottle of Suleda]

[Colai: Eh? Wait, could it be that Nashida just now... is the Grass God?]

[Kavi: Lord Grass God is actually in the group? Uh, that seems normal.]

[Ying: @Nashida, are you really guarding the tomb?]

[Nashida: ...]

[Su Che: Since you're curious about the Grass God, let me show you a video related to the Grass God!]

[Start playing - "Kong: You're the only one called a stragglers? You're quite arrogant!"]

[Seno and Tinari looked at the Grass God sitting obediently on the stool and exchanged bewildered glances.]

Tinari glanced back at the skirmisher and saw him yawn. He knew he had to break the deadlock, so he said, "Xumeru's most intelligent little auspicious grass king is indeed quite impressive!"

[The camera scans Nashida from head to toe, finally focusing on her bare feet]

"It's just an empty title," Nashida said modestly.

Tinari waved his hand. "Enough of the nonsense! Our boss wants your Heart of God. Name your price!"

Nashida leaned forward and asked in confusion, "What's the price? Nashida doesn't know~"

[The skirmisher behind lost his patience and snapped his fingers.]

[Sino immediately ran to his side and greeted him respectfully: "Brother Pao!"]

[The soldier asked, "Is this true?"]

[“Hiss—” Seno turned to look at Nashida and commented, “Wearing diapers without shoes is quite unconventional. If we can help her sort it out, she should have a bright future.”]

[The soldier angrily said, "Fuck you! Did you arrest the wrong person?"]

"Absolutely not!" Seno raised his hand and swore, "I swear I did exactly as I was told."

[Paimon: I remember the Skirmishers were members of the Fatui, right? I didn't expect you two, Senor and Tinari, were also undercover agents of the Fatui!]

[Colai: Impossible! Master has absolutely no connection to the Fatui!]

[Elhaisen: It's obviously just a parody video. The character's performance is too inappropriate.]

[Seno: But there's also valuable information within. Are the Fatui also plotting to seize the Grass God's Heart?]

[Tinari: Why are both my and Senor's Void Terminals red?]

[Ying: @Sai Nuo, I remember you said you were Xumi's disciplinary officer?]

[Sino: That’s right]

[Ying: Do you have any laws protecting minors in Xumi?]

[Sino: Yes]

[Paimon: What do you want to do?]

[Ying: No, Nashida is a god after all. Even if she looks young, she must be quite old, right?]

[Narcida: I am five hundred years old. So, what do you want to ask?]

[Ying: If I were to arrive at Xumi and accidentally trip over a tree root or a rock while walking on the road and hit Nashida's toes with my tongue, that wouldn't be illegal, right?]

[Nashida:?]

[Sino: I see. Please rest assured, Xumi has a complete set of criminal laws to deal with you appropriately in this situation.]

[Ying: Damn it, are the laws of Xumi so harsh?]

[Falusan: Don’t you have any reverence for the gods?]

[Ying: A great heart? Of course I have one!]

[Sino: 6]

[Kiana: Hmm? You said Nashida is five hundred years old?]

[Narcida: Yes...]

[Kiana: @Teresa, look! Finally, someone older and shorter than you is here!]

[Nashida: ...]

[Teresa: *&…¥*&*#@#]

[Kiana: Why does my aunt seem so angry? Shouldn't she be happy?]

[Raiden Mei: Sigh... I'll bring you a midnight snack tonight]

[Kiana: Eh?]

[Seno walked up to Nashida and discussed with her: "Little King of Auspicious Grass, please show us a few tricks to open our eyes. Don't make things difficult for me."]

[Nashida said in a clear voice: "Psycho."]

"What's that, little brat?" Seno pointed at his clenched fist and threatened, "Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag? Don't force me to fight! Even I'm afraid of my own ultimate move!"

Nashida said calmly, "Really? Go ahead."

Seno couldn't stand it any longer. He raised his fist, but in the end he just tapped Nashida's head with one finger, then immediately hid behind the screen. "How is she? Is she okay?"

Nashida burst into tears, and her cries traveled through the void terminal on her ear to the other side of the void.

On a flying rock ridge, Zhongli sat cross-legged in the front, piloting the plane. Sora stood in the middle, gnashing his teeth in anger as he listened to Nashida's cries. In the back, Venti clutched the rock ridge with both hands, drifting in the wind.

Following the sound of crying, the trio rushed into the room where the skirmishers were holding Nashida, freed her, and then surrounded the skirmisher who had been knocked to the ground.

[Kong puts his hands on his waist and asks, "So you're the fucking Skirmisher?"]

As Sanbing got up from the ground, Kong slapped him hard across the face. "You're so arrogant!"

The skirmisher timidly said stubbornly, "I'm telling you, don't bully me. I'm from the Fatui, and I'm not very smart!"

"Who the hell are you trying to scare?" Sora slapped his head, "As if anyone's brain is working!"

Wendy, standing by, pointed at the Skirmisher and warned, "Don't be so arrogant. If you don't ask around in Teyvat, who doesn't know my big brother, Sora?"

Sanbing flatteredly called Kong "Brother," but Kong didn't buy it. He pointed at Sanbing's nose and threatened, "I'm telling you, Nashida is my sweetheart. Stay away from her from now on, okay?"

"Did you hear that? Did you hear that, did you hear that, did you hear that..." Sora asked as he kicked Sanbing's shin hard. Finally, he picked up a salted fish and smacked Sanbing hard on the head. "Did you fucking hear that?"

[End of video]

[Paimon: I find that no matter how Wendy enters, it never feels out of place.]

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