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Chapter 116: Nashida's feet are fragrant and soft

[Wendy: This is my secret trick. No matter what kind of party I attend, I can quickly blend in and eat and drink for free in the most natural way.]

[Hu Tao: Why don't you just join Wangsheng Hall? You'll definitely get food and drink every time you go to work!]

[Barbara: You asked Lord Barbatos to play funeral music for others?]

[Aha: So what? There’s also a rock god working at the Hall of Rebirth. Maybe he’s even helped carry coffins.]

[elf:!]

[Su Che: It only costs one million Mora. On the day of your funeral, the guest official Zhongli from the Hall of Rebirth will appear before your spirit tablet in the guise of the Rock King, saying, "I wish to buy osmanthus flowers and carry them with me to the wine table." This will make everyone believe that you have a shocking past!]

[Zhongli: …]

[Chongyun: This is really worth it... well, I mean, it's really attractive.]

[Hu Tao: Great idea! Zhongli Keqing, let's implement this plan! From now on, whenever you apply for Supreme Membership at the Hall of Rebirth, you can designate Zhongli Keqing as your ceremonial attendant!]

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality...]

[Walnut: Wangshengtang will only charge the cost, and the rest of the Mora will be charged to your reimbursement amount.]

[Zhongli: ...It's not impossible yet]

[Paimeng: Now that you mention it, I suddenly want to become a member of the Wangsheng Hall]

[Ying: If I split myself in half, can I get the half-price second-tier meal plan and participate in the additional discount?]

[Hu Tao: Of course, all promotions at Wangshengtang can be combined!]

[Ganyu: Isn't this a bit bad?]

[Keqing: As long as I can save up one million Mora...]

[Tartaria: Master Hu, I want to help the ladies of our Fatui become Supreme Members first to see the effect.]

[Rosaline: Get lost! Just do it for yourself!]

[Wendy: That sounds pretty good, but I'm not very good at playing sad music.]

[Hu Tao: You can have a celebration if you want. We in Liyue have a tradition of celebrating funerals, so funerals can be lively and joyful!]

[Wendy: There's actually a tradition like this? Okay, I'll join in!]

[Kaeya: If anyone gets to know about this chat in the group chat today, all funeral services in Mondstadt will probably have to be ordered from Liyue.]

[Qin: …]

[Aha: The gods over there are more interesting. If only we could open a funeral parlor here, with Clipper carving the tombstones, Hippie singing the songs, Nanook digging the graves, Fu Li making the portraits, Boshizun acting as the speakers, Yaoshi making the coffins, Lan in charge of the funeral procession, and me being the master of ceremonies, that would be so much fun!]

[Sambo: My goodness, if I were to ask who in the entire universe deserves such a lavish burial, the only one I can think of is the Last King.]

Congratulations to Nashida for winning a mint jelly; Seno for winning the limited edition Seven Summoning card pack; Tinari for winning a set of "Wild Survival" videos; and Sanbing for winning a salted fish pillow.

[Ying: Wait, we were just chatting about Nashida, why are we talking about the business of the Hall of Rebirth again?]

[Dolly: Master Hu's ability to insert commercials so naturally is truly something all businesspeople should learn from. I didn't even notice anything was wrong before the commercial break for the Wangsheng Hall.]

[Walnut: Hey, practice makes perfect.]

[Ying: @Su Che, please show me another video of Nashida! I think Falusan is right. I should cultivate a reverence for the gods, starting with admiring their appearance.]

[Falusan: Are you sure you only want to see Lord Grass God's appearance?]

[Su Che: No problem! I'll pick another one at random.]

[Start playing——"The Younger Sister Under Nashida's Table!"]

[Ying hides behind a curtain, holding a camera furtively: "I spent all my savings to get the best equipment. Today I can finally take a picture of that Feng Shui treasure land~"]

"Although this position isn't very comfortable, it's still... a public place, so it's best to be discreet."

[The camera zooms out, revealing Nashida holding a press conference: "Next."]

A reporter raised a microphone and asked Nashida, "You said you would donate the Heart of the Grass God to scholars for research. Is this decision truly your own?"

"Your Majesty, your words are true," Nashida replied. "The crisis of Heaven's Law has been resolved. The Heart of the Grass God should continue to be used for the development of Xumi. We made this decision out of principled considerations."

[The audience immediately erupted in praise: "As expected of the Master of Wisdom!", "What a generous decision!"]

In this harmonious scene between the audience and the stage, Ying suddenly became excited: "It's out... It's out!"

[In the camera lens, Nashida's delicious little feet stretched between the chair legs, and every inch of her skin seemed to be shrouded in a sacred halo]

"Guu ...

"Ahh!" Ying was so moved that she kept pressing the camera button. "Nashida is... so beautiful... wow... beautiful!"

[Ying: I saw it… I saw it! This is God! ! ! !]

[Paimon: Calm down...]

[Ying: I think we can now announce the winner of this year's Imperial Cooking Competition. It's—Nashida's entry: Grass God Jade Foot!]

[Su Che: Um, Nashida probably won't be able to compete in Inazuma.]

[Ying: Then I, the judge, will personally go to Xumi to taste the food! That's right, as a judge of this cooking competition, I have the right and obligation to taste all the specialties brought by the contestants! As Nashida is a strong contender for the championship, I will of course provide her with all the help I can!]

[Ying: @荒泷一斗, please lend me that super-fast manned ghost beetle you mentioned. I need to go to Xumi.]

[Arakaki Ichito: No problem! Just wait, I'll get it right away!]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Boss, please wait a moment. We haven't done any endurance tests on that scorpion beetle yet. There might be an accident.]

[Faroshan: I think the Magistrates’ Court should consider forming a special criminal investigation team]

[Sino: I will start preparing for this today]

[Ying: Thank you Xumi for giving birth to such a god. If someone asks me in the future where my favorite place is after traveling for so long, I will definitely answer Xumi immediately.]

[Paimon: But we haven't been to Xumi yet?]

[Ying: I've already seen the most beautiful scenery in Xumi. Does it matter whether I've been there or not? No, it doesn't matter! Just like I've already visited all of Liyue Harbor, and now when I'm in Liyue and want to eat, I'll go straight to Wanmin Hall. If one day in the future I'm hungry after arriving in Xumi, I'll go straight to see the Grass God!]

[Nashida: Calm down...]

Chapter 117 Let us work together to resist Ying’s invasion

"Guuuuu~ The sound of footsteps on the ground... It's like they're stepping on my heart..."

[Ying was intoxicated and unable to extricate herself, but not long after, Nashida's feet suddenly disappeared from the camera]

"Eh?" Just as Ying was puzzled, Nashida suddenly squatted in front of her, smiled and made a V sign: "Eggplant~"

[Ying was then surrounded by guards armed with guns]

[In the next scene, Ying, who has been captured, holds up a sign in both hands and begins taking photos for her prison file. The sign reads "Name: Ying," "Age: Forgot," and "Occupation: Unemployed."]

"I told you to turn around, you hear me!" the guard shouted. "This person is suspected of stealing state secrets! Detain him according to law!"

Ying didn't resist and obediently accepted the handcuffs, but she continued to complain, "Hey! I'm really just filming a normal video. Who would like to read such rubbish? Nashida, save me!"

At this moment, a scarred man with a Fujimoto-esque look came running over: "The Ministry of Public Security has received information about a spy operation. Master Wisdom, are you alright?"

["How did I become a spy?" Ying was incredulous.]

"I'm fine," Nashida said, her legs crossed as she ate her burger. "It's just a minor espionage case. Minister Gautam doesn't need to handle it himself."

"I'm a good citizen! I'm a good citizen!" Ying was still struggling, but the Minister of Public Security said, "It is also the Ministry of Public Security's responsibility to ensure the safety of the Master of Wisdom! Investigate the suspect's video equipment according to the law!"

Hearing this, Ying was struck by lightning, and cold sweat streamed down her face. The two charges of spying and secretly photographing the young prison guards quickly became ranked in her mind.

[Finally, Ying admitted her guilt while crying: "Don't watch the video, I am the spy. I surrender myself... Don't watch it..."]

"Hey, you just said you were a good citizen!" the guard grumbled.

"Give me a five-year sentence, or even ten..." Ying saw someone checking the camera footage and fell to her knees helplessly, "You can't watch that! Uwaaaaa! Big brother, please kill me..."

"I want to see it too," Nashida suddenly raised her hand and said.

"Nashida can't even watch!" Ying's wailing became the finale.

[End of video]

[Congratulations to Ying for obtaining a Polaroid camera; Nashida for obtaining the skill "Intensified Reaction"]

[Sambo: It’s so tragic…]

[Su Shang: Even after being falsely accused of being a spy, Ying still wanted to maintain her innocence. Perhaps this is what the ancients in the book called "integrity"?]

[Qingque: No, no, no, no... There must be something wrong with the book you're reading!]

[Paimon: That’s great.]

[Cole: Really...good? Why do you say that?]

[Paimon: Ying in the video actually has a sense of shame. It would be great if she could have such a sense of shame in real life.]

[Cole: ...]

[Ying: The me in the video actually felt ashamed over such a trivial matter. My purity is so low! If I can't even face my own feelings, how can I let Nashida feel my love?]

[Nashida: I already feel it, you don’t have to be like this]

[Ying: But then again, life in Xumi is really hard.]

[Farosan: Huh? How did you come to this conclusion?]

[Ying: A Grass God can't even afford shoes. I can't imagine the suffering others are living in.]

[Narcida: No, I just...]

[Ying: If I go to Xumi, I will definitely buy Nashida the most beautiful pair of shoes!]

[Nashida: Thank you...]

[Keqing: Great, your thinking is finally normal.]

[Nilu: Since Grass God is so adorable, it's inevitable that Ying might lose her composure. But I think Ying actually has a lot of respect for the gods. Even if she occasionally feels a little rude, she still cares about Grass God.]

[Paimon: I don't think it's that simple! @Ying, tell me what you really think!]

[Ying: As long as Nashida wears shoes, her jailer photos will become a rare collectible! We who control Nashida's bare feet will be like the Rock King who created Mora. The entire jailer market will be under our control, and we will definitely make a fortune!]

[Nashida:?]

[Nilu:?]

[Dolly: Business Wizard!]

[Yaejinko: You really have a little brain...]

[Faroshan: I say, Seno...]

[Sino: I know. I'll just use the photo from the video for the wanted poster.]

[Tinari: I will also have the rangers increase their vigilance and issue a timely warning if they spot any travelers.]

[Paimon: It’s bad, we can’t go to Xumi]

[Ying: Worst case scenario, we can just sneak across again~ I remember there's a desert outside of Xumi, right? Let's go through the desert!]

[Dixia: The Gilded Brigade will also assist the Disciplinary Officers of the Order to prevent the invasion of travelers]

[Elhaisen: Under the call of humanity and bottom line, the first cooperation between the Xumi people and the desert people began]

[Dolly: It's a pity, the market is still too small, there's not much profit, otherwise I wouldn't mind helping you.]

[Su Che: @Dolly, have you heard of the legend of the Grass God and Pati Shalan?]

[Dolly: I remember. I think it was... purple flowers called patisarum would grow on the ground where Bjurer stepped?]