[Su Che: Is Patisalan an ingredient in Xumi?]
[Ying: Oh my god! ! ! There’s actually such a thing!?]
[Dolly: This is a real money-making machine! @Ying, tell me when you come, and I'll definitely send you to the Xumi Mountains! No matter how many Patisarans you can get the Grass God to crush, I'll take care of them!]
[Ying: Happy cooperation!]
[Falusan: I'm afraid of divine retribution just for listening to what you're planning.]
[Ying: I learned a lesson on the way to Inazuma—the stronger the wind, the more expensive the fish! @Nashida, wait for me~]
[Narcida: You... you should just go directly to Fontaine?]
[Funina: That's right, @Ying, you should hurry to Fontaine. I'll reserve a grand trial just for you!]
[Su Che: @Fu Ningna, you'd better reconsider.]
[Funina: What's there to consider? If this girl dares to come to Fontaine, in the name of the Water God, I will definitely make her confess her crime and face punishment.]
[Su Che: Why don’t you watch a video first]
[Start playing - "Ms. Funina can't wait to sentence you to death"]
At the beginning of the video, Navite solemnly announced, "The 225 Mei Luxin indecent assault case has officially begun. Now verifying the identities of the parties involved."
[That Villette: ???]
[Ying: Meiluxin? What is that?]
[Navilette: The Shadow Chaser Court will join forces with the Xumi Order to issue a wanted notice for Traveler Ying]
[Ying: Why?!]
Chapter 118: The Kidnapping of Mei Luxin
[Funina: Molesting Mirusin? How could you do such a thing?]
[Ying: So what exactly is Melusin?]
"I'm the plaintiff, Ou Feini." At the plaintiff's table, the pink-haired Melusin, who was in charge of the Navia Line's patrol boat, began to introduce herself. "I'm currently affiliated with the Shadow Chasing Court, and my current job is a tour guide on the patrol boat."
In the dock, Ying clutched her waist, oblivious to her status as a defendant. "Honorary Knight, Princess of Kanria, Captain of Swordfish Squad 2, Great Golden Fisherman, First Sage, Mond Pigeon Destroyer. These are my fates. All the identities and status the Traveler once held. I don't care for them, but..."
"Alright, alright, I get it." Fu Nina couldn't help but interrupt Ying's self-introduction. "Plaintiff, please make your statement based on the relevant evidence."
"It was one night," Ou Feini began to recount the case, and the background music became eerie. "I returned home from work and found the window open."
[“Just as I was about to close the window, a dark shadow jumped out from behind me and attacked me!”]
[Furnina asked: "What did that person do at that time?"]
Upon hearing this question, Ou Feini couldn't help but shed tears: "That man pinned me to the ground, tied me up, and licked my body from head to toe like a wild beast, even the keepsake I carried with me was not spared."
[“I’m no longer clean.” Ou Feini burst into tears]
"This is truly unfortunate. The Shadow Chaser will arrange for psychological treatment for you." Villette's tone was very calm, maintaining the demeanor expected of a Supreme Inquisitor. "In any case, let's sentence the Traveler to death."
[“Yes, the death penalty.” Furninna agreed.]
[Alicea: This creature is so adorable it's almost unbelievable! Is this Melusin? Are there many more little creatures like this?]
Ruan Mei: Meilushin... I seem to have heard it somewhere. It seems to be the name of a legendary fairy. The diversity of creatures in the world of Genshin Impact is truly intriguing.
[Funina: Melusine is a major attraction in Fontaine. Many people travel thousands of miles to visit Fontaine just to see her... Hmm? Wait, has there been a case of Melusine being harassed before?]
[Naviotelle: They are so fragile, so kind, and full of passion for life. Fontaine will definitely protect them from malicious harm.]
[Charlotte: But Ying's titles sound impressive. Didn't she even defeat the God of Thunder? If someone like that attacked Melusin, wouldn't she...]
[Ying: I know the three titles of Honorary Knight, Mondstadt Pigeon Destroyer, and Great Golden Angler, but I'm not sure about the others.]
[Shadow: Kanriya... You are actually related to that country...]
[Ying: Which country?]
[Su Che: Don't get me wrong. When Ying goes to Xumi later, she'll encounter a brain-dead Kanreya tiller. She simply hitched a ride on it and was spotted by a passing old historian, hence the nickname. She actually has nothing to do with Kanreya.]
In this situation, Su Che had no choice but to lie.
The work done by Kanriya killed two first-generation gods and also caused the Warcraft disaster. This blame is really not something that Ying can grasp. If others misunderstand it, it will be troublesome.
[Ying: What is the Kanreya tiller?]
[Su Che: You've seen the Ruins Guardian before, but Xumi has a bigger one.]
[Ying: I see, I knew that thing could open!]
[Keqing: Forget about the Ruins Guard for now. Ying, even though Meilushin is truly adorable, licking her all over is way too much. Don't do that!]
[Paimon: Exactly! If you were sentenced to death for molestation, that would be ridiculous. You'd be infamous forever!]
[Ying: Hey, why do you believe everything in the video? You know me, right? How could I do such a thing?]
[Keqing: Because I understand you, I...]
[Ying: If I really intend to take action, I will definitely not let Meilushin see my face! Please don't question my professionalism.]
[Keqing: …]
[Paimon: You really have special skills]
[Leosli: Melo Petersburg will customize a "luxury" area for you and equip it with a full security team]
[Ying: Oh? You know you're no match for me, so you're trying to bribe me? Give up, I only follow my heart!]
[Funina: Merlot Petersburg is Fontaine's prison, what are you thinking?]
[Sino: You are about to be awarded the title of Captain of the Prison (Swordfish) Second Division]
[Ying: It’s so cold…]
"Wait!" Ying protested, "Why are you sentencing me to death so naturally? I haven't said anything yet, so why are you deeming me a criminal?"
Navrette: "Ever since you arrived at Fontaine, the number of cases of Melusin molestation has skyrocketed. A few days ago, a Melusin from Haimo Village reported you for forcing her to strip naked for your entertainment."
Ying broke out in a cold sweat, but continued to argue, "This is a misunderstanding! I was just teaching Meilushin art, and I took off my clothes so I could better study the anatomy of the body."
[Funina: "Okay then, call Mamehe, the witness from Haimo Village."]
[A woman wearing a painter's hat and a paint-stained apron appeared in the witness stand.]
Ying saw her expression of relief and said, "Great, you're finally here! Prove to them that I'm a traveler!"
"This person is a pervert!" Mamehe pointed at Ying. "She asked me to pick her torn trouser pockets!"
[Fernina has already begun discussing the execution procedures with the Criminal Investigation Specialist, Melusin Effie, who is standing next to her.] "Use the triangle one; it'll be quicker to chop off heads."
"Wait a moment!" Ying tried to defend herself, "Ms. Chiori from Chiori-ya can provide my alibi!"
【Chizhi was then summoned to court】
Villette asked, "Excuse me, Ms. Chiori, can you prove that the traveler was not at the crime scene between 9:11 PM and : PM?"
Chiori spoke truthfully, "The traveler was in our shop the entire time. Although he was out for less than ten minutes, that shouldn't be enough time to commit a crime."
"See! I have an alibi." Ying heaved a sigh of relief.
[Furninna suddenly asked: "What did the traveler do in your shop during that time?"]
"She ordered a windbreaker from me that could be hidden in dark environments, and a rope that could be used to tie up Milushin." Qianzhi still spoke the truth.
[Suddenly, everyone fell silent]
[Ying asked tentatively: "Does confessing now still count as surrendering?"]
[Ying: It seems like ten minutes is still a bit too long. I have to keep it under two minutes!]
[Paimon: Is this a matter of time?!]
[Ying: Indeed, time is only a secondary factor. @Qianzhi, please name your price for the hush money.]
[Chiori: No thanks, our shop doesn’t make custom tools.]
Chapter 119 Ganyu's Black Slime
[Ying: Look at you, aren't you narrow-minded? More friends, more paths. If you want to do business, you should learn to win both black and white~]
[Paimon: Hey! When did we become dark?!]
[Qizhi: You should turn yourself in quickly and try to get leniency.]
[Ying: Humph, even though you all think I'm a shameless, evil person, I'm actually just talking nonsense. Even if you want to arrest me to prevent any further harm, you don't have any evidence!]
[(Honkai Impact) Bronya: Tip: According to Bronya's observation, the countries in the original God world are military governments, oligarchies, and even patriarchal dictatorships. Therefore, convicting a person who is recognized as guilty may not be bound by fixed procedures.]
Ningguang: No, even if it's Ying, we'll still be reasonable. For example, your molesting Ganyu, although Ganyu didn't pursue the matter afterwards, it's already been recorded and can be used as evidence at any time.
[Keqing: Ying molested Ganyu? When did this happen? How come I didn't know about it?]
[Ying: How can that count?! And I didn’t do it on purpose!]
[Paimon: Huh? Is that true? How come I didn't know about it?]
[Ying: Didn't we drink a lot of wine at the banquet the night after defeating the Whirlpool Demon? You were already asleep at that time.]
[Ying: I was completely lost in thought when suddenly two black slimes leaped right in front of me. With all my combat experience, I immediately reached out to block them, right? It's normal to rub... grab and pinch them in order to counterattack, right? But who knew those two slimes were actually...]
Ganyu: Please, please stop talking! Didn't we already agree to treat this as if it never happened? And how did Miss Ningguang know about this?
[Ningguang: I just happened to see it]
[Ganyu: Woo…]
[Xiangling: Miss Ganyu, are you raising slimes? I've never seen black ones before. I'm curious what they smell like.]
[Ying: Hmm... maybe it tastes like coconut milk?]
[Qiqi: Black slime... coconut milk...]
[Ganyu: Please, everyone, stop talking...]
[Following the sound of police sirens, Ying was taken to prison]
[Funina breathed a sigh of relief: "Now the matter has come to an end."]
"No!" Paimon noticed something unusual. "Based on my understanding of the Traveler, there's no way she'd be caught so easily, unless... being imprisoned was part of her plan!"
In the infirmary of Mello Petersburg, Sigwen, who was working, suddenly sneezed: "Why do I have such a bad feeling?"
[End of video]
[Sigwen:!]
[Paimon: I see!]
[Ying: I see! I told you there was something wrong with me in the video... As expected of me, you didn't embarrass me!]
[Paimon: What are you so proud of?]
[Navilette: Is Sigwen the target?... Phew, we need to call a meeting now. I propose adding a law that allows for execution on the spot without imprisonment in special circumstances.]
[Funina: I have no objection]
[Leosley: Very reasonable]
[Charlotte: As expected of a legendary traveler, she's already had Fontaine create new laws just for her before she even arrived!]
[Ying: I prefer to keep a low profile. If you want to publish this in the newspaper, please don’t put it on the front page.]
[Funina: Probably not. After all, the next headline will be a joint wanted order for Fontaine and Xumi.]
[Ying: You guys are not serious, are you?]
[Congratulations to Ying for obtaining an Invisibility Cloak; Funina for obtaining a pair of Anti-Invisibility Cloak Detection Glasses (for personal use only); Navilette for obtaining a cup of Old Beijing Soybean Juice; Paimon for obtaining the skill "Iron Pot Stew Yourself"]
[Hanabi: Ooooh, this is going to be fun~]
[Funina: Damn it, this guy actually got this thing... Why can only I use these glasses?]
[Ying: This way, if Finina wants to catch me, she'll have to patrol everywhere. Maybe I'll catch you alone. Then... hehehe~]
[Funina: What do you want to do?!]
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