[Paimon: Why do you two only pick up bad things to learn from?]
Kevin continued the meeting: "I hope the eleven heroes will learn from this and stop taking strange things home."
[Vilvi appears: "Ah~ A true magician wouldn't be caught. Little Padu's training is still not enough."]
Chapter 11 Mother Aponia and Aimen
[Grace smiled and asked, "Auntie Velvet, can you show me that again?"]
[Vilvi: "Ah, well, of course you can, little Grace~"]
[Vilvi takes the robot outside and presses the red button while saying the opening words: "Then the coolest mechanical magic trick of the century will begin..."]
【"boom--"】
A large cloud of fire rises in the city, followed by the blaring of countless police sirens. Wei Erwei's voice can be vaguely heard amidst the noise as she is captured: "What are you doing! Hey! Hey hey hey!!!"
[So, Weiwei also successfully entered the prison]
[After deducting the 4000 magic cost from the existing crystal, only 9000 remains]
Kevin, exhausted, said, "Please, the remaining Ten Heroes of the Fire Chaser, please understand the difference between magic and art. And come up with some effective and feasible suggestions!!!"
【At this time Su appeared】
Kevin trusted Sue, who was always very calm, and said expectantly, "Sue, my old friend! Do you have any ideas?"
[Su closes his eyes and begins playing the Riddler's quote:]
“Roads seemingly shrouded in fog will eventually converge at a nearby crossroads. Alas, how many can truly see through this? Truth is often so simple, yet elusive and intangible. Those who understand will understand, and I cannot explain to those who don’t.”
Kevin was confused: "What?"
[Su: "All I can say is, just watch my performance tomorrow."]
The next day, Su set up a fortune-telling stall outside, wearing the small, round, prince-shaped sunglasses that fortune tellers use.
A shirtless, muscular man with a facial scar came over to ask, "How much does it cost to have your fortune told?"
【Su: "Ten crystals."】
[The tough guy sits down and starts fortune-telling]
【after a while--】
"So..." Kevin looked at Su, whose face was bruised and swollen, puzzled. "How did it end up like this?"
Su's medical expenses cost another 3000 crystals.
Su slurred his words, "I never thought people in this world could be so brutal. I only said he was born with bad luck, missing four of the five elements, and a bit immoral, with a worthless body, plagued by misfortunes for a whole year, and unlucky for his father, mother, wife, and children. Why are you hitting me?"
Kevin's face darkened: "Yeah...why did he just punch and kick me?"
[Paimeng: @Su, how did you survive to this day?]
[Ying: Didn't you hear them call themselves Yingjie? Maybe they're actually pretty powerful. At least if I were to take a few punches from that muscle monster, I definitely wouldn't survive.]
[Sambo: Even I only have half the power of Mr. Su, but it's enough to keep me busy.]
Kaiya: It seems Mr. Su lacks some language skills. Would you like me to teach you some words?
[Qin: Kaia, work hard!]
[(Genshin Impact) Arata Ichito: I get beaten for telling the truth. That's too much! @Su, next time you set up a stall, call me. I'll see who dares to attack you while I'm here!]
[(Genshin Impact) Jiuqi Shinobu: Boss, did you not understand what Mr. Su said?]
[(Genshin Impact) Mona: Although my divination principles differ from Liyue's, I can still tell how... uh, explosive this statement is.]
[(Genshin Impact) Bai Zhu: Alas, practicing medicine is like fortune-telling; sometimes you really have to be tactful. Just like when I diagnosed someone with kidney deficiency and told them directly, it ended up irritating the patient.]
[(Genshin Impact) Changsheng: Who told you to call him kidney deficiency in front of so many people, and so loudly? He didn't do anything, which is a sign of good temper.]
[Fu Xuan: If a fortune teller doesn't even dare to tell the truth, what's the point of all his knowledge? Only by facing one's own fate can one break one's destiny. @Su, you did the right thing.]
[(Breaking Iron) Qingque: Master Fu Xuan, perhaps his fortune-telling is a little different from our Luofu divination...]
[Su: Actually... forget it]
Hua said admiringly, "Su, not bad. I never imagined you'd have such a sturdy physique. I heard the people in this city are very cyberpunk. It's a miracle you didn't get killed by someone with a gorilla fist."
"Please," Aponya came out to comfort him, "don't say that about Su. He's already tried very hard. The people in this city lack light, a light that can listen to their pain. Perhaps I can save them and resolve this crisis at the same time."
Then Aponia also set up a stall, also charging 10 crystals per session, but this time she was setting up a church confessional.
A passerby came over, and Aponya greeted him in a gentle voice: "Please sit down. Is there anything you need to confess?"
【Pedestrian: "Uh... Actually, I..."】
[After confessing what happened, I didn’t know—]
[Chasing Fire Ten… A large group of Abonya Mama fans have appeared in Dayingjie’s shack.]
"Awa↓Mama↑!" They held up glow sticks and shouted slogans of support: "Awa↓Mama↑!"
[Then the group's food expenses cost another 3000 crystals]
Kevin was stunned: "So... how did it turn out like this?"
Aponya hadn't expected this to happen: "I... uh... I don't know. After hearing my prayers, they became like this."
Kevin was stunned and didn't know what to say: "Oh, cool!"
Alicia made her final appearance. She smiled and soothed, "Oh my! Don't get discouraged, Kevin. This is when the incredibly cute girls come in. Fans are truly devoted to their idols! As a fellow idol, I just need a little supervision, and they'll definitely be able to help us."
I don't know what Alicia did, but the once enthusiastic Aponya Mama fan club has turned into a peaceful church choir, and even more people have joined.
[Just looking at their smiling faces is like hearing holy music from heaven]
"So," Kevin frantically said for the third time, "Why are there more people?"
Alicia was also at a loss: "I... uh... I don't know... I just shared some of my story, and they suddenly became like this."
Someone in the choir whispered like a missionary, "Join us and spread the love, Aimen~!"
Kevin: “Oh, so cool.”
As if anticipating Kevin's reaction, Alicia quickly took a step back. Kevin then flipped the table and yelled, "Get out of here!!!"
At the end of the video, their savings are shown to have gone negative again after deducting 5000 yuan for food expenses, and the achievement "Eating Dirt Tomorrow" is unlocked.
[However, all this has nothing to do with Mebius, Paddo, and Velvet, who are already in prison. They are living a life with free food and accommodation in prison.]
[(Broken) Bronya: I've finished watching it. I'm shocked. Each of the thirteen heroes possesses unique skills.]
Chapter 12 Beware of Internet Fraud
[Paimon: Eden is a generous but common-sense rich woman, Qianjie is a hot-tempered telegraph operator, Ying is a knife-wielding gangster, Hua is the chef, Kosmo is a shy boy, Grace is Ma Liang with the magic brush, Mebius is a mad scientist, Padfils is a black marketeer, Velvet is a magician who practices the art of explosion, Su is a riddler who dares to tell the truth, Aponia is a motherly and loving nun, and Alicia is a beautiful idol girl full of love]
[Ying: Why is there one person missing? Where’s Kevin?]
[Xing: It’s obvious that Kevin was the one making fun of the whole thing from the beginning to the end.]
[Alicia: Oh my, actually Kevin is a quiet, iceberg type~ Please don't let this video mislead you. In fact, the boys here are quite introverted, and the girls are very reserved. It's not as exaggerated as the video shows.]
Theresa: I understand why Aponya is called "Mom." I just want to know why your story makes people feel like they've been cleansed.
[Alisa: Because I possess divine wisdom and beauty~ No matter when or where, Alisa will always respond to your expectations.]
[Star: Aimen]
[Xing: Mother Aponya, I want you to pray for me too]
[March 7: What ludicrous words are you talking about! I think Xing will definitely go astray if he stays in this group any longer.]
Kiana: I still can't figure it out! Why does Mei know these people? Why does one of them look like the class leader? If they're from another world, then these thirteen people are from the same world as us, right? This doesn't make sense.
[Qiana: @Su Che, you know the plot, right? Could you explain it to me? I won't be able to enjoy my lunch if you don't understand.]
[Theresa: Kiana...]
[Murata Himeko: Kiana, you...]
[Kiana: What, what's wrong? Did I say something weird?]
[(Broken) Bronya: Did Kiana just accidentally hit her head and got enlightened? You shouldn't be this smart.]
[Kiana: Bronya! I want to duel you!]
[(Broken) Bronya: Bronya has to clear Ys 10 this afternoon, so she won't be able to accompany you.]
[Su Che: @Kiana, I don’t want to go into too much detail about the future, but I understand your concerns, Kiana, so I can tell you one thing—that is, you and Mei will get married in the future.]
[Kiana: Really?! That's great!]
[Raiden Mei: Eh? Me and Kiana? T-t ...
At this time, Mei Raiden was accompanying Kiana for a physical examination in the medical room of St. Freya Academy, and everyone else was also there.
Facing the various looks from her companions, Mei Raiden's face turned red with shyness.
Kiana couldn't help but reached out and pinched her cheek.
"Ki, Kiana..." Mei Lei Dian didn't dare to look at her.
Kiana was so happy that she almost went crazy: "Mei, I will definitely be responsible for you!"
"Anyway..." Wuliangta Jizi was the first to react and started applauding: "Congratulations."
"Congratulations." Theresa also started clapping.
"Congratulations." Fu Hua also applauded.
"It's just that Mei-nee-sama has been wronged." Bronya sighed and clapped along with her.
[Siegfried: ...]
[Thunder Ryoma: ...]
[Raiden Mei: Father...]
[Kiana: Dad, I'm getting married, why don't you come back soon!]
[Siegfried: Don't worry, I'll be back soon!]
[Raiden Ryoma: Siegfried is right. Don't worry! I'm already on the plane. We'll talk when I get there!]
[Paimon: How come you, the people of the Collapse World...]
[Xing: So many girls. But I like it. Who doesn’t want to see two beautiful girls being affectionate?]
[Ying: Indeed]
[Su Che: Because few men in the Honkai world are adaptable to it, the warriors fighting against it are almost all women. In an environment devoid of the opposite sex, it's perfectly natural for girls to develop sacred love after years of living together day and night, relying on each other for life and death.]
[Otto: I think this is just Mr. Su Che's prejudice against our world. As a Bishop of Heaven's Destiny, I can clearly say that there are many Valkyries who have normal relationships with the opposite sex.]
Otto's hand holding the teacup trembled uncontrollably.
No matter what, he could never agree with Su Che's point of view!
Otto felt green on his head when he thought of Yae Village where Kallen had been.
What sacred love? It must be that vixen who seduced the pure and ignorant Kallen!
[Black Tower: It's rare for you to reveal something about the future. How about you also tell us what will happen to our world in the future?]
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