[Su Che: Okay, let me think about it... Then let’s do it on March 7th!

[March 7: Me?]

[Su Che: Didn’t you lose your previous memories? Actually…]

[March 7: Actually, what is it? Tell me now!]

[Su Che: Actually, you are the future Alicia]

[March 7: Huh?]

[Alicea:?]

[Eden:?]

[(Broken Iron) Walter Young:?]

Walter glanced at March 7 and was a little confused.

——How come I didn’t know about this?

[Su Che: Because Alicia is so perfect, the will of the Earth and even the will of Honkai cannot tolerate such a perfect life to continue to remain on Earth, so they used the volcanic eruption to exile her into space.]

[Su Che: Upon entering space, Alicia was directly exposed to the imaginary energy between galaxies. Due to her inherent perfection, she unexpectedly forged a path to her true self, achieving godhood in one step. Unfortunately, the path to her true self and the path to nothingness are mutually exclusive. Shortly after becoming a Star God, Alicia clashed with the Void Star God. She was defeated, resulting in the fall of her godhood and physical damage. Ultimately, she could only use the Six-Phase Ice to freeze herself, entering a lengthy process of recovery.]

[Su Che: After waking up, Alicia became Sanyueqi, but due to her severe injuries, all her divine powers were sealed. Now, if you all transfer 40 points to me, I will help Sanyueqi unlock his divine powers. When Sanyueqi ascends to the divine throne again, I will definitely make you all the True Self Envoys!]

[Aha: I had almost forgotten about that earth-shattering divine war, but I never expected someone would still know about it. That's right, March Seventh, the reason you weren't completely annihilated by the Void back then was actually because I couldn't stand the Void's bullying, so I spent nearly half my power to secretly help you. No need to thank me, I'll take the loss, and if you transfer 40 points to me, we'll be even.]

[Masked Fool C: As expected of Aha, I'm crying my eyes out]

[Sangbo: Alas, so Aha came to me late at night to borrow money to help you escape. I, Sangbo, am not one to be petty. You don't have to pay back the money! But I think Miss March Seventh's noble character will definitely not go unrequited... How about this! I have a hammer used by the Amber King. I'll sell it to you for 30 points. I've already listed it in the auction house, so hurry up and bid!]

Chapter 13: Snake is out!

[Hua Huo: I was wondering why Sambo asked me for a nude loan just for a few credit points. It turns out it was because of this. If he doesn't pay me back in five days, Sambo's nude photos will be all over the galaxy. Miss March Seven, you definitely don't want everyone in the galaxy to see those stye-inducing photos because of your own affairs, right? Give me 20 points and I'll delete the nude photos.]

[Padofils: If you really want to pay for a lesson, why not come to me? My service is cheap, only 10 points will do.]

[Su Che: Even this kind of thing is involved!]

[March 7: I don’t believe you, you big-headed ghost! Humph, forget it if you don’t want to say it]

March Seven angrily sent the message, then laughed again:

“This group of people is really interesting.”

Xing was eating a bowl of instant noodles in her hand, mumbling incoherently, "Mmm, Mmm, Mmm!"

Sanyueqi asked curiously, "Where did you get the instant noodles?"

"I bought it in the group mall. One point can be exchanged for a thousand bowls." Xing shared the instant noodles with Sanyueqi: "Would you like to try it?"

"We're about to jump, so put away the instant noodles quickly. If they spill, they'll make the train dirty," Pam said as she walked over. "And to all the passengers on March 7th, beware of fire, theft, and fraud. Don't listen, don't believe, and don't transfer money."

"I won't be fooled." March 7th stuck out his tongue.

At this time, the chat group began to distribute rewards to the characters in the video.

Congratulations to the members of the Paradise of the Past for obtaining the Lesser Holy Grail of Incarnation, allowing them to leave Paradise and enter the real world.

The thirteen heroes in the paradise also received a simple golden cup.

Alicia stroked the Holy Grail with her fingers, feeling the strange energy within it that was different from Honkai energy, and smiled helplessly: "This is not good..."

"Not bad, really good!" Mobius held up his face, which was flushed with excitement. "This is really... a surprise!"

"Dear Mobius, can you bear to leave us old friends?" Alicia covered her chest and pretended to be sad: "If I can't see Mobius in the future, I will be so lonely that I can't sleep~"

"I'm sorry, my nasty Alicia, I can't fulfill your little wish. After all... there's a little gray snake out there who's even cuter than you, waiting for me~"

In a good mood, Mebius even responded to Alicia's teasing. She decisively activated the Holy Grail and successfully escaped from the paradise.

[Su Che: Holy crap, they're giving me this kind of reward! If I'm not mistaken, has Mobius already appeared?]

[Gray Snake: Lord Mobius? Is this true?]

[Mebius: It seems you really do understand me well. I really look forward to meeting you in the future. @GraySnake, come pick me up]

[Gray Snake: Yes! Master Mobius!]

[Otto: @Mebius, destiny always welcomes you]

[Su Che: @Thunder Bud, you guys better be careful]

[Kiana: What's wrong? Is she Mei's future enemy?]

[Su Che: Not really an enemy, but if you accidentally run into her, she'd definitely not mind cutting you open to see your inner workings. The most important thing is, even if you all attack her together, you can't defeat her right now.]

[Kiana: Scary! He's a mad scientist indeed!]

[Alicia: @Kiana, don't worry, we've sent someone to look for her]

[Su Che: Ahem. So, to calm everyone in the world of Collapse, let's watch a funnier video~]

Theresa: What's the point? If you know the plot, tell me her weakness!

[Su Che: Su Che doesn’t know]

[Kaeya: Ugh! Disgusting!]

Su Che was also helpless. No matter how much he knew the plot, with the strength of the three royal families at that time, it was impossible for a good cook to cook without rice.

Three people plus Wendy, even the four Herrschers could be taken down by the Titans. How can this compare to Mobius?

But as Alicia said, there is no need to worry too much. The Twelve Heroes in the paradise will definitely not let Mobius do whatever he wants.

So let’s play the video!

Accumulate enough points as soon as possible, build a cross-border gate as soon as possible, and go to the three worlds to lure... Bah, persuade the people there to immigrate here. By then, the cocoon of the end in Su Che's body will instantly reach the maximum level, and a mere Mobius will be able to hang her up and tickle her feet!

[Start playing——[Original God Live] Warning: You will forget the original version once you enter! ]

[Amidst the ethereal humming, a fiery moth flies against the wind and snow]

Piero, the Harlequin, one of the Winter Kingdom's Fatui's executive officers, gazed at the chessboard now containing three divine hearts. "The insider thought he knew everything, but we've only just learned that if we reveal our own secrets, we'll leave the insider with nothing to reveal."

"The lady's death will not bring closure to her story. It will only serve to awaken all of us. Zhou Ben's beating is her eternal fate."

As they spoke, the white horse, representing the god of thunder, captured the black pawn, representing the lady. This bad move gave the black side an advantage.

The fiery moth flew through the snow and finally landed on the fallen black soldier, representing the return and death of the lady.

[(Gen. God) Rosaline: This... is impossible. How could I possibly die?]

[Kaeya: Boss Diluk is treating us tonight, let's all have a good drink together!]

[Diluk: ...]

[Kaeya: Did you see that? Diluk didn't refuse!]

[Amber: Isn't this a bad idea? The lady is still in Mondstadt, and we're celebrating in front of her...]

[Ying: We're about to leave to deal with the 'Dragon Plague'. Let's celebrate together when we get back!]

[Paimon: I'm going to eat as much sweet flower-stuffed chicken as I can!]

Rosalyn: You're such a rude bunch! Humph, a mere imaginary video can make you so happy. The people of Mond are truly pathetically ignorant.

[Su Che: Um... to be honest, you will die.]

[Rosalin: Are you kidding me?! I have power granted by the Queen herself. Who can kill me in a place like Mondstadt?]

[Su Che: Not in Mondstadt, somewhere else. As for where exactly, we'll leave it as a mystery (laughs)~]

[Rosaline: ...]

[(Genshin Impact) Tartaglia: Haha!]

[Rosaline: What are you laughing at?]

The scene then changes to a church. The Fatui's Executor and the General Officer, Harlequin, gaze at the lady's coffin. Executor "Girl" Columbia lies on the coffin, a peaceful smile on her face. She mumbles vaguely in her sleep.

"You're using the coffin lid as a pillow! Stop sleeping!" the clown scolded.

[Tartaria: Hahaha! I thought the singing was from a young girl, but it turns out she's sleeping! She's actually sleeping on the lady's coffin!]

[Rosaline: Shut up!]

[Walnut: This coffin's design is worth considering. It seems I need to learn more about foreign styles if I want to expand my business.]

Chapter 14: The Necessity of a Feast at a Funeral

[Su Che: I think if Wangshengtang wants to increase profits, it should focus on quality. @Hutao, you could offer a variety of services, like a farewell ceremony with eighteen people dressed all in black, or a funeral with black people carrying the coffin and dancing, to meet the emotional needs of different customers.]

[Hu Tao: That sounds quite reasonable. It seems you have considerable insight into this industry. Would you be interested in being a guest at Wangsheng Hall?]

[Su Che: Next time for sure!]

Pucciniera continued, "We gather here today to commemorate our good companion. Her sacrifice is worth a full half-day of afternoon tea for the entire winter."

"You still want to start the feast?" the clown complains.

"Only half a day." The rich man Pantalone smiled, narrowing his eyes. "They say the Northland Bank circulates blood, tears, and wailing. So, if you want to have a feast, I, a rich man, will pay the bill right here."

[Clown: "You really want to start the feast!"]

[(Genshin Impact) Zhongli: From a universal perspective, holding a banquet at a funeral makes sense. First, it's to dispel bad luck for those attending by eating and drinking aphrodisiac wine. Second, it's to reward the relatives and friends who organized the funeral. Third, it's to use food to inspire the living to move forward.]

[(Original God) Chongyun: I only knew that funerals require banquets, but I didn't expect there was such a saying. As expected of a guest official of the Hall of Rebirth, I'm grateful for your advice.]

[(Genshin Impact) Xiangling: I wonder what dishes are prepared during the Winter Kingdom banquet. I really want to go and see it if I have the chance.]

[Su Che: @Daddalia, then we have to ask this group member to keep an eye on her and notify us as soon as she dies. Perhaps when she dies, the group members in our three worlds can visit each other.]

[Tartaria: No problem!]

[Aha: Then definitely count me in! I'll give you a 5-point gift!]

[Sambo: As expected of Aha, his moves are so heroic! Aha and I are family. You should be allowed to bring your family members to your place in Zhidong, right?]

[Padofilia: "Eating a banquet means you can eat as much as you want, right? Boss Kevin is covering the gift money for Paradise! Please save twelve seats for us!"]

[Stars: @(Broken Iron) Walter Yang, @Ji Zi]

Walter Yang: Sigh... If I don't have anything else to do, I might as well go there and take a look. Traveling to a different world also aligns with my pioneering spirit.

Tesla: @(Broken) Walter Yang, let's go too! It's a good opportunity to see if you two really look exactly alike.

[Paimon: We're going too! The travelers will contribute, and save a spot for us!]

Kiana: Doesn't the Winter Kingdom sound like it would have beautiful snowy scenery? It would be perfect for Mei and I's honeymoon trip!

[Rosalin: If you have the guts, come over! I'll definitely treat you well!]

[Wendy: But the premise for us to go to Winter Solstice is that you are already dead.]

[Rosaline: You! ...Just wait and see!]

Servant Alechino glanced coldly at her colleagues around her: "Rosaline's death in a strange land is probably unimaginable to you, the winter street lamp pendants who lack empathy and only know how to find excuses to eat. In that case..."

Lady Rosalyn felt a warm feeling in her heart when she heard the servants denouncing the other members of the Fatui on her behalf.

The servant lowered his voice: "...Please give Dark Eula a table of good wine."

[(Genshin Impact) Eula: ??? ]

The lady couldn't help herself and accidentally crushed a brick on the bridge outside Mondstadt.

Although she knew that the video was not real, the lady felt that if she really died, these heartless colleagues would definitely just mourn on the surface and then go back to eat and drink.

asshole!

Clown: "I told you not to start the banquet! Can you please show her some respect?"

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