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"What a joke! I've traveled extensively and seen a lot, treating countless difficult and complicated illnesses." Bai Zhu said proudly.

"Then what is Doctor Bai hesitating about?" Ying asked.

"I heard... that when the goddess of Xumi dances, every patch of land she steps on blooms a patch of patisalan. That's why I'm hesitant!"

Bai Zhu angrily pointed at Ying: "Traveler, you have Patisalan growing on your tongue!"

Ying sticks out her tongue without hesitation, a purple flower growing on the fur. Nashida, who's accompanying her for the consultation, covers her face shyly.

[Aha: Goodness, why does this setting feel so familiar to me?]

[Xing: This little leg of Nashida is a real treasure!]

[Bai Shu: I've heard of this rumor, but I remember it was the Flower God who would grow Patisalan when dancing. Am I mistaken?]

[Nilu: Doctor Baizhu is right, there is such a record in the legend of the Flower God.]

[Ying: Hey, why are the flowers, plants, and trees so clearly separated? And didn't Su Che say it? The Small Auspicious Grass King, the Middle Peaceful Flower King, and the Large Kind Tree King are clearly an evolutionary chain~]

[Falusan: You truly possess a kind of innocence that has not been tainted by wisdom.]

[Ying: Who says I'm unintelligent? Let me ask you, what did you think when you saw the patisalam on my tongue in the video?]

[Funina: Death penalty!]

[Faroshan: Well, I support the death penalty]

[Ying: So you guys are too short-sighted]

[Sino: Miss Ying, please feel free to share your thoughts. I will include them in your testimony.]

[Ying: First of all, the flower of Patisalan should be edible, just like the Pure Heart in Liyue, right?]

[Kole: Yes, not only can it be eaten, it can also be made into spices]

[Ying: Since eating Qingxin can make a True Lord who rolls down the mountain like a gurgling glutton, then Patishalan should also be very filling, right?]

[Ganyu: Eh? Why are you suddenly talking about this?]

[Sino: What do you want to say?]

[Ying: If I lick Nashida's little feet whenever I have time, wouldn't I be able to get a lot of Patisalan? These are real food rations!]

[Sino: It really is “food”… Ahem, Ms. Ying, please stop joking.]

[Ying: I'm serious! Think about it, there are still many people in this world who live in places where material resources are scarce. If there were an unlimited supply of Patisalan, it would be a great benefit to both people and animals!]

[Ying: And the Patisalan obtained this way costs nothing, so trading it is a huge profit. Food and spices are essential needs, so there's no need to worry about demand. Liyue Harbor, Nashida's little legs, and my tongue are the future commercial centers of Teyvat!]

[Dolly: Impossible. You only get one Patisalan with one lick. Even if you held the Grass God's leg and licked it all day, how much would you produce? This amount wouldn't even be enough to supply the city, let alone export it.]

[Dolly: In my opinion, it would be better to set aside a piece of land, and have the grass god run in front and people harvest behind. That way, the daily yield will definitely be considerable!]

[Ying: Production volume is certainly important, but if we want to earn more, we must also take into account the high-end market.]

[Ying: How can a patisaran grown from the ground and a patisaran grown from a beautiful girl's tongue be priced the same? This is export goods!]

Dolly: Hmm... You have a point! Then let the Grass God work in the fields during the day to produce low-end products. At night, when he rests, he can hire a group of beautiful girls to produce high-end products. We can then distribute them in different packaging!

[Falusan: You two really arranged everything for the Grass God...]

[Su Che: You have overlooked a profit point]

[Dolly: Please advise!]

[Su Che: Why should we pay to hire those beautiful girls who produce high-end products? If the qualification of the producer is auctioned, I think Ying will definitely be willing to pay.]

[Ying: You're right. If someone told me I could lick Nashida's pussy for money, I'd pay any price! There must be a lot of people in this world who think the same way, right?]

[Paimon: I think people like you are quite rare...]

[Ying: Paimeng, Paimeng, don't underestimate the diversity of human XP. As long as privacy is well protected, there will definitely be many people willing to bid.]

[Dolly: That's fantastic! Not only can we save a ton of money this way, but we can also earn a significant income from the special services of "getting up close and personal with the Grass God" and "making it yourself"!]

[Wendy: Your plan sounds good, but there is one important question]

[Dolly: What?]

[Wendy: How are you going to convince Nashida to cooperate with you?]

[Dolly: This...]

[Ying: How difficult is that? @Nashida, Lord Grass God, you don't want to see the people of Xumi starve because they have no patishalan to eat, right?]

[Nashida: ...]

Chapter 150: Counting the Sins of the Great Sage

Ahaha: I made a lot of money with the Kiana. I was planning to quit the Star Ocean business world and leave a legacy behind, but unexpectedly, I encountered another huge business opportunity! @Ying, @Nashida, no matter how many Patisarans you produce, I will take them all!

[Ying: Aha! I knew you could understand me!]

[Ningguang: Is there really a market for this kind of... raw material?]

[Aha: How could my taste be false? When selling something, the packaging is key!]

[Ying: I get it! Whether you're selling this flower individually or using it as a condiment for desserts, you can just print "Nashida" on the packaging and feature the place of origin. Why worry about sales?]

[Aha: This is just the surface. I'll find some fictional historians to revise the text, and then I'll give some people a chance to exaggerate Patisalan. When I sell it to the Polytechnic Institute and the Black Tower Space Station, I'll say it's from the God of Wisdom and can boost brain function and IQ. When I sell it to the Immortal Boat, I'll say Patisalan originates from the feet and can strengthen yang and kidney function. When I sell it to Pinoconi, I'll say it carries the whispers of young girls and can soothe the mind and aid sleep. When I sell it to Beloberg, I'll say it carries the warmth of youth and can cure rheumatoid arthritis.]

[Dolly: Great! You are the God of Business!]

[Topa: Previously, Aha used the Kiana to create a "cute" trend on the Galaxy Trade Network, gaining a lot of loyal users. If we add the same elements to Patisharan's processed products and sell them together, they may become a hot item in a very short time.]

[Xing: This group is full of business opportunities. @萤, I really want to improve, can you guide me?]

[Ying: Of course! Then we can use Nashida's little hands to realize our big dreams~]

[Xing: Well said, Sister Ying!]

[Dolly: It seems you've even thought of the slogan. I approve of you as a business partner!]

"Should we notify the Qianyan Army, or report this to Xumi's Grand Disciplinary Officer?!" Bai Zhu glared at Ying sternly.

"At this point, what else do you have to say?"

After a moment of deliberation, Ying smiled smugly, "That's a bit salty. Remember to wear shoes next time~"

Bai Zhu was speechless for a moment, then decided to report to the Xumi Disciplinary Officer. Then, Sai Nuo came over and arrested Ying.

[End of video]

[Ying: Based on this video, we can conclude that Nashida's feet taste different when she's wearing shoes and when she's not wearing shoes. Will this affect the flavor of Patisalam? If so, can we enrich the flavor of the product by having Nashida wear different shoes?]

[Paimon: How wonderful it would be if you could have this same thirst for knowledge when deciphering...]

[Kelai: Wait a minute! The Sumeru Forest is densely covered with vegetation. Even if life becomes difficult, we can fill our stomachs with mushrooms from the forest. There's no need to produce additional Patisalan. Lord Grass God has no reason to agree to your request!]

[Dolly: No, no, no~ Xumi is indeed rich in resources, but what about the people living in the desert? Is the sand barrier really meant to isolate the desert people?]

Nashida: The sand barrier was built only to protect against sandstorms. The people of the desert should never be abandoned. I...

[Ying: Well, that's all~ Nashida... No, Lord Grass God, so many people are struggling to survive in the desert, and you already have a plan to ensure that everyone has enough food, clothing, and happiness. What are you still hesitating about?]

[Su Che: Alas... Nashida is also helpless]

[Ying: What happened to Nashida?]

[Su Che: She was imprisoned by the great sage of Xumi’s Ordinance House]

[Tinari: The Great Sage imprisoned the Grass God?]

[Charlotte: Wow, that's big news! Well, that's if you're not lying.]

[Su Che: Bao Zhen’s friend, if you don’t believe me, you can directly interview Nashida herself]

[Seno: Hazard actually dared to...]

Xingqiu: Incredible. The Great Sage of the Xumi Order is only a mortal. How could he possibly control a god?

[Paimon: Could it be that Nashida is a homebody like Ying, and that the Order imprisoned her so she wouldn't go out?]

[Xiao Gong: How is that possible? Not wanting to go out and being in jail are not the same thing, right?]

[Ying: But considering what the three gods, Wendy, Zhongli, and Ying, have done, it doesn’t seem impossible.]

[Su Che: Nashida is different from Wendy and the others. This poor child lost his parents at birth, so he is weak, pitiful and helpless. The great sages of the Order House saw that the little Grass God was young and easy to bully, so they directly committed the despicable act of consuming the entire family.]

[Funina: What does "eating the whole family" mean?]

[Su Che: Uh…how about we watch a video? You’ll understand after watching it]

[Start playing - "How many crimes did the Great Sage of the Ordinary Court commit to be so hateful!"]

[Narrator: "They exploit the people of Xumi and imprison the Little Grass God. Why are these idiots in the Ministry of Education so hateful? Today, let's enumerate their crimes, so we don't have to tear them apart with our bare hands."]

“First, as a scholar, he was greedy and lazy. Although he had a desire for knowledge, he was never willing to explore it on his own.”

"When the Great Compassion Tree King was still alive, whenever I encountered a problem, I would go to him and ask for the answer for free. Gradually, I began to think that this kind of answering was natural."

"Now that the Grass God can't feed them, they think it's his fault, completely forgetting their scholarly sense of exploration. It's more like a pigsty than a church hall—the Great Sages are just a bunch of pigs, completely waiting to be fed and fattened."

"Not only that, but as subjects, they are equally worthless. As subjects of Xumi, they have no reverence for the gods at all, and even treat them as tools, constantly exploiting them for their own needs."

"It seems like everyone believes in the Great Compassionate Tree King, and they all cry out in reverence and gratitude, crying heartbreakingly. But in reality, they are simply greedy for the Great Compassionate Tree King's knowledge, and they cry only because they will no longer be able to obtain it for free."

"Even if they had found the Great Kind Tree King instead of the Little Grass God, as long as you lost the power of knowledge, you would still be imprisoned. How selfish and foolish!"

"And the leaders of the entire Xumi are equally foolish. To eliminate the hidden danger, the people of Mond are willing to march north even in the absence of the gods. The Inazuma of Liyue are united in protecting their country from external threats. And look at the Xumi Ordinary:"

[“During the Kanreya disaster, Lannaro protected Xumi, the forest protected Xumi, and even Kanreya himself protected Xumi.”]

[The video shows the moss-covered Kanreya tiller in Xumi, blending in with the hills.]

"Where's the Order of the Lords? They haven't done anything, yet they boast that this is all for the good of Xumi. Pah! Your contributions to Xumi aren't even as great as those scarabs in the desert."

[A dung beetle passes by pushing a dung ball]

Who would have thought that I was still working overtime at this time?

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Chapter 151: Kill the sage and rob the grass god!

"Not only did they refuse to protect Xumi, they also harmed her. In the previous storyline, the Order of the Lords sacrificed the safety of the entire city for mining, completely disregarding their lives. If it weren't for the Traveler's deciphering, I bet the people of Xumi would still be celebrating the Flower God's Birthday."

"And the doctor who was once expelled from the Council of Eminence for blasphemy has now been invited back by the Council of Eminence for being able to blaspheme. Isn't that ridiculous?"

"They're brazenly persecuting you right at your doorstep, and the Council of Eminence isn't doing a thing. I really don't know what kind of protection they're talking about. They haven't done anything to truly protect Xumi, and they've done a lot to harm the people."

"I can't take it anymore. I'm getting angrier and angrier. 3.2 is about to be released, and I want to be the first one there to tear the House of Magistrates apart."

[End of video]

Tesla: This House of Witnesses seems even more hateful than Otto.

[Patullis: This is the first time I've seen you scold Otto so harshly]

[Dixia: Although I knew that the Order of the Lords were a bunch of selfish bastards, I never thought they were just ungrateful wolves!]

[Ying: This video is making me so angry! I'm heading to Xumi right now to kill the sage and snatch the Grass God!]

[Funina: How can you say that a just rescue is like a robbery?]

Elhaisen: We now know why the Great Sage and his companions imprisoned the Little Auspicious Grass King. We also know that the Great Sage will carry out plans that endanger the lives of all the people of Xumi City, and that he has colluded with the Fatui's Doctor.

[Elhaisen: Due to the second point, I believe it is necessary to rescue the Little Lucky Grass King.]

[Falusan: But how to do it?]

[Ying: Wait for me! As soon as I reach Xumi, we'll start the action!]

[Elhaisen: Let me ask you in advance, what is your plan?]

[Ying: Kill all the way to Nashida!]

[Dixia: Although I like your plan very much, I also know that it will never work.]

[Aha: Can this be called a plan? You are still too naive.]