[Su Che: It seems that Brother Aha has already come up with a mature idea. Coincidentally, I also have one.]
[Ying: Then what can you tell me?]
[Aha: Easy! Just find a carriage and take off the wheels before you start.]
[Ying: Wheel? What do you need that for?]
[Su Che: Kill all those who are taller than the wheel, and those who are shorter than the wheel by grabbing their necks and lifting them onto the wheel before killing them.]
[March Seven: I knew you were the Star God of Destruction in disguise. Now you've finally revealed your true colors!]
[Ying: Wheel? Why do you do this?]
[Aha: Of course, you're just trying to find an excuse for your actions. You're just saying that this wheel was transformed by the Great Compassionate Tree King, and that seeing the wheel is like seeing a god. Those people are truly disrespectful for daring to look down upon this wheel. You're simply acting on behalf of the Great Compassionate Tree King.]
[Su Che: Or you could say that this wheel is a divine artifact bestowed by Heaven because it was displeased with the Great Sage's actions. Any kind person will not die in front of this wheel, and that the Great Sage was killed by you, which shows that he was a wicked man.]
[Ying: But this... is too far-fetched, right? Does anyone really believe this?]
[Su Che: What are you afraid of? As long as you rescue Nashida and support her to the throne, you will be a founding general with the merit of following the dragon. You can hold the Grass God hostage to control Mount Xumi, or force the Grass God to marry you and become a marquis or prime minister. Who would dare not believe it then? If not, I will give him a white silk in the name of the Grass God.]
[Fu Xiaoshi: Why does this routine of yours seem so familiar to me?]
[Qingque: It looks familiar to me too, I think I’ve seen it in a book somewhere.]
[Ying: Oh...oh! I get it, I get it! So this is actually possible! I feel like a door has opened before my eyes, and I feel like I've entered a brand new world I've never imagined!]
[Keqing: Close the door! You, a traveler, don't need to learn this!]
[Qin: Ying is a kind person, please don’t teach her this kind of thing]
[Yaejinko: You guys, please don’t dye such a cute child like Ying’s face black.]
[Ying: Why are you all praising me all of a sudden?]
[Tinari: Let's not talk about excuses. Xumi is now under the control of the Great Sage, and with the help of the Fools, we have too many people and too much power. We cannot act rashly.]
[Ying: What are you afraid of? I defeated the God of Thunder. I can handle a mere church and a doctor.]
[Paimon: But your strength fluctuates so much, it's easy to cause problems, right?]
[Ying: When did my strength start to fluctuate?]
[Paimon: When the lady attacked Wendy, two Fatui debt collectors knocked you unconscious.]
[Ying: I...they were just sneak attacks, so that doesn't count!]
[Xing: Don't worry, sister. I'm here to help you! Together we'll storm the Order House, rescue the Little Grass God, and forcefully marry Nashida!]
[March 7: You just saw the words “forced marriage”, right?]
[Nashida: That...]
[Ying: Good sister! You'll be one of the shareholders of the Patishalan Plantation when the time comes!]
[Xing: Then can I lick it for free... no, can I help Little Grass God produce Patisalan for free?]
[Ying: Of course! Not only is it free, you can also choose left or right!]
[Xing: Then I want the little leg on the right!]
[Narcida: Please listen to me...]
[Ying: Then I'll go to the left. Once we rescue Nashida, her position will definitely be unstable for a while. Then we'll go to the left and the right, giving birth to Patishalan while protecting her! Dedicate your wisdom and heart to the little King of Auspicious Grass!]
[Xing: And tongue and saliva!]
[Ahaha: Hahahaha! You have aspirations! When the time comes, we'll have you two printed on the back of our Patisalan processed product packaging!]
[Narcida: Please listen to me, both of you! I think I am still...]
[Ying: Hey! Nashida, please don't interfere with our rescue of the Little Auspicious Grass King God, Nashida!]
[Xing: Exactly! This is a matter of great importance to the entire Xumi. If we fail to rescue Nashida, can you, Nashida, bear the responsibility?]
[Nashida: ...]
[Falusan: Have these two people's minds been completely blinded by desire and started talking nonsense?]
[Silver Wolf: @Firefly, you don't care about her?]
[Liu Ying: No, it’s okay. When Xing has had enough fun, she’ll eventually come back to me. I, I don’t mind, really…]
[Xing: @Silver Wolf, Aunt Daddy, please stop fanning the flames. Liuying, I'm doing this to make money and give you a happy future! Besides, Nashida is still a child. How could I possibly leave someone so mature and beautiful like you for a child?]
[Silver Wolf: What is "Aunt Daddy"?! What is my identity in your perception?]
[Xing: Of course it's Liuying's family. Wait, if that's the case, I think I should call you...father-in-law?]
[Silver Wolf:?]
[Silver Wolf: Do you want to listen to what you are saying?]
[Xing: I think there is no problem.]
[Silver Wolf: I can't be your dad, aunt, father-in-law, best friend who plays games with you, and your wife's best friend all at the same time, understand?]
[March 7: What kind of messed up relationship is this?]
Chapter 152 I think it is better to put both dicks in your mouth at once
[Xing: Why not? You, a genius hacker like Silver Wolf, actually care about these mundane rules? Rules are meant to be broken!]
[Silver Wolf: Some rules are better left unbroken]
[Gold Dust: If you break the rules of the universe, you can enter the genius club, but if you break the rules of ethics, you can only go to the company's border prison.]
[Fu Xuan: There is also the Immortal Boat's Prison]
[Sambo: Apparently, there are more options for breaking ethical rules than for breaking cosmic rules!]
[Xing: Su Che is right, the Joy Faction is the real genius!]
[March 7: Let's stop talking about this nonsense. Shouldn't the most important thing right now be to discuss how to rescue Nashida?]
[Xing: Hasn’t this been discussed?]
Dan Heng: In the absence of intelligence, plans must consider multiple possibilities. You just considered the most ideal scenario.
[Tinari: Mr. Danheng is right. We don’t even know where the Little Grass God is right now.]
[Ying: Isn't it better to just ask Nashida about this? @Nashida, where are you being held captive? Are you hungry? Is your foot cold? You must really need someone to warm you up, right?]
[Nashida: I...]
[Ying: Just tell me without worry. I promise to rescue you and take you to a secret safe house that's absolutely safe, even Paimon doesn't know about and no one else can find!]
[Paimon: Isn't this just escaping the wolf's den and falling into the tiger's mouth?]
[Ying: As the cold-faced little blue dragon said, we know nothing about Xumi's situation. Even among those who are discussing the rescue plan with us in the group, there's no telling if they might be minions of the Great Sage. The only ones we can trust are ourselves!]
[Xing: And me!]
[Ying: That's right, and my comrade from the "lick the grass god's feet from the left" faction—Xing. After we rescue Nashida, her safety will be the sole responsibility of the two of us until all those who have improper intentions towards her are eliminated.]
[Keqing: You two are the ones who have the most inappropriate thoughts about the Grass God!]
[Xing: Why do you have to start licking the left leg? I think the right leg is the most delicious!]
[Ying: It doesn't matter, but I still have to say that when licking Nashida's little foot, it's better to start from the left foot. This way of licking is the most authentic and can produce more Patishalan.]
[Xing: While it's true that dwelling on such trivial matters is pointless, I still think your approach lacks humanity. Licking a foot shouldn't just be about the quality of the foot and the amount of fluid produced; Nashida's comfort is more important. Most people are right-handed, and the right side experiences far more fatigue than the left, so licking her right foot will surely make Nashida meow with pleasure.]
[fluorescent:……]
[star:……]
[Ying: Left!]
[Xing: Right!]
[March 7: Why are you two suddenly fighting again?]
[Hanabi: Why don't you just have a fight first~]
[Ying: Since neither of us can convince the other, then Nashida should make the decision.]
[Xing: Yeah, I agree with this approach. @Nashida, do you prefer the left or the right?]
[Nashida: Can I not choose...]
[Ying: Are you afraid we'd get hurt saving you? Don't worry, I've fought off the Wind Dragon Tevarin, wrestled the Fatui Executor Younger to the ground, sealed the Whirlpool Demon and his wife, and even defeated the Thunder God in a one-on-one duel. No one in all of Xumi can stop me from taking you away!]
[Xing: I took Doommon's ultimate attack with my face, shattered the Creation Engine with one shot, withstood a full-strength attack from the Lord of Extinction without a scratch, and even danced in front of God Lord Sun. No one can stop me.]
[Nashida: ...]
[Kavi: Lord Grass God, please rest assured. We will act together when we begin the rescue. Even if it costs us our lives, we will absolutely do our utmost to ensure your safety.]
[Ying: Humph, how do we know you're trustworthy? Perhaps you've been bribed by the Great Sage?]
[Elhaisen: Well, considering Kawi's financial situation, although the possibility is very small, there is still a possibility that he was bribed by the Great Sage.]
[Kavi: Al Haisen, please stop causing trouble!]
[Potiou: Darling, why make such a fuss over a simple rescue plan? I'll go with you guys when the time comes. Anyone who dares to stand in my way will be blasted to death with my classic 9mm gun!]
[Star: Portio, a sea ranger... just leave now, and no one will get hurt]
[Pothio:?]
[Firefly:?]
[(Genshin Impact) Leila: Um... the biggest problem right now is not knowing who to trust. Why don't we just ask the group leader?]
[Su Che: Oh, time for spoilers again?]
[March 7: I think this guy is definitely spreading false information just for fun. Don't trust him completely.]
[Su Che: In that case, I'll just show you a video to give you a rough idea of some of Xumi's group members. You can decide for yourself whether they are trustworthy.]
[Start playing——"The Current Situation of Xumi F4 Meeting"]
“It feels like we haven’t gotten together like this in ages.”
In a restaurant, El Haisen, Kavi, Tinari, and Seno are having dinner together. Kavi stands up and smiles: "It's really rare~"
Elhaisen looked at the book "Hill God II" in his hand and said impatiently, "You can go now. I'm getting tired of it."
[Seno placed his hands on the table and began to introduce himself: "By the way, I recently gained new powers."]
[Tinari looked up after reading the menu: "What are you having?"]
After a brief silence, the background music suddenly picked up pace, and Kavi continued his previous topic, saying, "It feels like the last time we got together like this was last time."
Elhaisen: "Can we go now? My butt is starting to get allergic to chairs."
[Seno: "This new power comes from Hermanubis."]
[Tinari looked at the menu again, then looked up and asked, "What are you guys eating?"]
[The background music speeds up again, and Kavi spreads his hands: "Well, we'll have to wait until next time to get together."]
Elhaisen: "My soles have already started mitosis."
"Hermanubis and Xeno's Thunder merge into one!" Xeno clenched his fist, having already reached the important point.
[Tinari looked at the menu again and asked, "What are you eating?"]
[The background music speeds up to third gear, and Kavi's smile becomes even brighter: "But this party really feels like a party."]
Chapter 153: Hurry! Sai! Thunder!
"My Thunder evolved into..." Saino announced loudly, each word clearly: "H! Sai! Thunder!"
[Tinari asked for the fourth time: "What do you want to eat?"]
At the table next to them, Candice, who was holding the menu, and Dishia, who was pouring water, were so stunned they didn't even notice the water was splashing.
"Don't you want to say hello?" Candice asked.
【Dixia: "I want to watch for a while longer."】
[Aha: Wonderful, wonderful!]
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