[Xing: What about the alliance with Yu Zhao? What about my alliance with Yu Zhao?]

[March Seven: What are you doing...Dan Heng, quickly hide that!]

[Fu Xuan: Stop it! You weren't allowed to use the Jade Alliance like this!]

[Qingque: These photos are obviously intelligently synthesized, right? @Xing, you've been fooled]

[Xing: Eh? Smart Synthesis?]

[Fu Xuan: Can you use your brain? Do you think that woman Kafka can't see through Hanabi's disguise? This is a fake photo that Hanabi made just to tease you!]

[Hanabi: That's not necessarily true~ Look, Kafka isn't paying any attention to you right now because she's already fallen asleep from being so tired from "taking care" of me~]

[Topa: Yesterday, I saw on the company's internal intelligence network that the Star Core Hunters were causing trouble again, so Kafka was probably on a mission and didn't have time to check the group chat.]

[Hanabi: But it's only possible, isn't it?]

[Ying: So photos can be faked! I was actually fooled.]

[Aha: @Jingyuan, I remember in your Xianzhou forum, you said that being N(♂)TR'd by your spouse is called wearing a green hat. So, for someone like Xing who was N(♂)TR'd by his mother, what color hat should he wear?]

[Jing Yuan: This is a bit beyond the scope of the Xianzhou people...]

[Hanabi: Hahaha! Little Gray Hair, your anxious look just now was so funny~]

[Xing: Damn it... Don't let me catch you!]

[Hanabi: Then I'll give you some information. I'm still in Pinocchio. Come and catch me~]

[Xing: You...just wait for me!]

[March 7: We agreed to challenge the Ether Front, right? Are you in time?]

[Xing: That's right... @Su Che, do you have a video of Fireworks getting its defense broken? Let's show everyone how embarrassed this little brat looks!]

[March 7: I agree! I want to watch it too]

[Placer Gold: +1]

[Sambo: +1]

[Su Che: Of course I have it. Let me look for it.]

[Start playing - "Fireworks: I've got a big job for you today!"]

[Hanabi appears in the observation car of the Starry Sky Train, raising her hands and cheering: "I'm Hanabi, I snuck onto the Starry Sky Train today to play a prank!"]

First, she noticed the five cups of coffee on the table and immediately came up with a good idea: "Haha, freshly brewed coffee, look, I'll let them drink it all!"

Chapter 159: Coffee on the Toilet Late at Night

[But the next second, accompanied by a tragic background music, brilliant rainbows burst out from Hanabi's eyes and mouth. She lay on the ground as if she had been poisoned, groaning (♀): "Sambo... help me..."]

Sambo happened to be on the train and was shocked by Hanabi's plight: "Ah, ghost!"

"Damn it! How dare you try to trick me!" Having recovered, Hanabi wiped the corner of her mouth and roared hysterically, "That coffee maker, come out and challenge me!"

[The next second, Hanabi, whose body was charred and still smoking, lay on the ground, wanting to cry but unable to: "Sambo... help me..."]

Sambo, who happened to be passing by, was startled again: "Ah, ghost!!!!"

[Xing: What a newborn (beast)! A fool is not afraid of death. He drank five cups of coffee from Jizi. I don’t think even Aha can handle it.]

[Aha: Hanabi has realized a deeper level of joy—making herself the source of joy is also a kind of joy!]

[Hanabi: Actually, I usually choose to add something to my coffee instead of drinking it on its own.]

[Arata Ichito: Why did you create that poison called "coffee"? I drank half a cup of it in a cooking competition and had nightmares all night long!]

[Jizi: Nightmare? What did you dream about?]

[Arakaki Ichito: In my dream, I found a tree full of violets. When I jumped up to pick them, I accidentally fell into a pool of black mud. The black mud seemed to come alive and turned into hands that pulled me to the bottom of the mud. They also kept drilling into my mouth, almost suffocating me to death.]

[Jiuqi Shinobu: No wonder you were crying for help and blowing bubbles while you were unconscious, I thought you were going to die.]

[March 7: Can you please not describe it so clearly? I'm starting to imagine horror movies in my head!]

[Xing: When you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, you see Jizi's coffee cup on the toilet. You go over to take the cup away, but suddenly—!! A black hand reaches out from the coffee cup and grabs you tightly, trying to pull you in and drown you!]

[March 7: Ugh!]

[Jizi: Why is my coffee cup on the toilet...]

[Dan Heng: But...how can a coffee cup drown someone?]

[Gui Naifen: Don’t you think that someone drowning in a place like this, “How could someone drown?”, is the most bizarre and terrifying thing? There’s no chance of accident in this situation; it’s 100% paranormal!]

[Su Shang: I got goose bumps]

[March 7: I... I'm not afraid. It's just a cup of coffee. I can freeze it easily!]

[Xing: Sanyueqi used Six-Phase Ice to freeze the coffee cup. Just as she was about to breathe a sigh of relief, there was a sudden rumbling sound of water from under the toilet lid and it began to tremble violently. Before Sanyueqi could react, a huge amount of black coffee, like mud, suddenly burst out of the toilet lid, accompanied by the wailing and screaming of us drinking Jizi's coffee!]

The next morning, Pam found San Yue Qi's drowned body while cleaning the toilet. Her body was in an extremely strange position—she was kneeling in front of the toilet, her face resting on a cup of still-warm coffee, her mouth stretched out in a terrifying grin, as if torn from ear to ear.

[Xing: On the floor to her right, there was a line of words written in blood mixed with coffee——]

[Star: "Coffee is better than juice"]

[Huo Huo: Wuuwuwu...]

[Himeko: Why is coffee spraying out of the toilet...]

[Kiana: Why are you suddenly telling horror stories?!]

[(Broken) Bronya: What are you afraid of? Our Jiko drinks.]

[Kiana: But what if our toilets spray bitter melon juice? It wouldn't even kill you by drowning, it would just kill you by bitterness!]

[Theresa: Whose toilet sprays bitter melon juice?]

[Ying: Why are you still afraid of these things? I've seen real ghosts and I'm not afraid of them.]

[Funina: Eh? You mean... are there really ghosts in our world?!]

[Ying: Yes, he is a very cute child, and he can even sing Qiuqiu ballads.]

[Funina: What is Qiuqiuyao?]

Walnut: Big Hill is sick, Hill Two is checking; Hill Three is collecting herbs, Hill Four is stewing; Hill Five is dead...

[Funina: Stop, stop, stop! Stop singing! Why is your voice so creepy?]

[Walnut: Hehe, I'm a professional at scaring people!]

[March 7: Tonight…]

[Xing: Hmm? What's going on tonight? Wanna go explore the bathroom together?]

[March 7: You have to sleep with me tonight! And when I need to go to the bathroom, no matter how soundly you sleep, you have to get up and go with me! You big bastard!]

[Xing: Oh my goodness~ Sanyueqi, you are so brazen! You are so brazen in asking a married woman to sleep with you~]

[March 7: It’s all your fault!]

[Firefly: No!]

[Xing: Ah, honey! Didn't Topa say you Star Core Hunters are out on another mission?]

[Silver Wolf: @Firefly, focus on your work and stop chatting!]

[Liuying: Let me say one more thing. @三月七, if you were afraid, wouldn't it be better if you went to find Jizi?]

[March 7: Jizi is the source of this horror story! If I ran into Jizi's room in a horror story like this, my fate would be even worse than that of Hanabi in the video! Either I'd drink coffee until I had rainbows, or I'd be roasted to a crisp...]

[Himeko: Even in a horror story, I wouldn't be this cruel.]

[Pam: I, I might not even dare to clean the toilet lately, Pam]

[March 7: Then let Xing clean it up. She will be responsible for this matter!]

[Xing: Uh...]

[Ying: Speaking of which, is the vomit of the beautiful girls over there all rainbow-colored?]

[(Broken Iron) Xier: No, that’s not the case]

"I'm so pissed!" Hanabi's face darkened. "I'm going to teach them a lesson!"

Soon, the six characters "Hua Huo was here" were written in colorful paint on the window of the Starry Sky Train's observation car. Hua Huo smiled very proudly and gave a thumbs-up to her work.

[At this time, Pam appeared behind her with heavy footsteps]

[Having scored three goals, Hanabi was beaten black and blue, with both hands broken and wrapped in plaster. She once again lay on the ground and begged for help from Sambo who was passing by: "Sambo... help me..."]

Sambo's reaction remained the same: "Ah, ghost!"

Having learned from her previous mistakes, Hanabi changed her strategy this time and transformed herself into a pillow and slipped onto the sofa on the train.

"Sure enough, outsmarting is my style. Look at my perfect disguise, waiting for an opportunity..." Before Hanabi could finish her words, she was grabbed by Pam.

"I'm so pissed off, Pa!" Pam grabbed her pillow and slammed it to the ground, venting her anger. "Why are there so many weird people wandering around on this train, Pa!"

[Xing picked her nose: "How refreshing."]

Chapter 160 Star: I want to explore (verb) Star God!

[Pam throws a pillow at Xing's head: "Lock the car door, Pam!"]

[Hanabi, with her face ragged and leaking cotton, collapses to the ground: "Sambo... help me..."]

This time, Sambo wasn't frightened. Instead, he smiled and reached out to the pillow-like Hanabi, saying, "Oh, it's Hanabi."

After a while, Xing went to Pinocchio's trash can as usual. She opened the lid and saw something interesting. Just as she was about to take it out, she was suddenly grabbed by the wrist.

"Stop!" Hanabi, now a trash can, shyly snuggled into Xing's arms. "Open my lid, and I'm yours!"

Xing was stunned and hurriedly explained: "I was just rubbing it, I didn't put it in?"

[Hanabi Trash Can shed tears upon hearing this: "Do you want to be irresponsible?"]

"Then, then..." Xing scratched his head, "Will you come home with me?"

"Okay~" Hanabi Trash Can hugged Xing's arm, and little hearts kept floating around them.

[Xing: No way, fireworks can transform into something other than a human?]

[Hanabi: Guess~]

[Ying: I guess after Hanabi turned into a pillow, the outer pillowcase was her clothes, and the cotton inside was her white flesh!]

[Paimon: Who asked you to guess that?]

[Xing: Oh~ So Pam was actually taking off Hanabi's clothes to humiliate her by throwing her around!]

[Pam: Do you think I am you?]

[Ying: Also, did you notice that after Hanabi turned into a trash can, her upper body was naked. Does that mean she was running half-naked at that time?]

[Xing: What's the point? She's as clean and smooth as a trash can, whether she's wearing (♂) clothes or not.]

[Hanabi: Xiao~ash~hair~]

[Ying: There is still some, right?]

[Xing: Compared to my wife Liuying, that point can be completely ignored]

[Walnut: What are you talking about? What's a little bit?]

[Ying: We're talking about ghost stories. Legend has it there's a kind of ghost that has its front and back turned upside down. It's really scary. You should see this often, Hu Tao.]

[walnut:???]

[Padofilis: How come Sambo couldn't recognize Hanabi before, but he recognized her after she turned into a pillow?]

[Sambo: Uh... maybe it's because the image of fireworks in my mind is relatively abstract?]

[Fu Xuan: Why do I feel like Hanabi, the Masked Fool, is even less abstract than the people on the Starry Sky Train?]

[March 7: Damn it, our train is in the bad news again]

[Black Tower: I suspect that the reason Ah Ha was able to sneak onto the Starry Sky Train back then was because everyone on the train was happier than him, and Ah Ha was completely inconspicuous.]

[Xing: You're kidding! Let alone Hanabi, the masked fool, even Aha wouldn't even be ranked among us nameless guests!]

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