Crossover Anime: Randomly Setting Up a Stall with Binchotan Charcoal

In an instant, tourists who had only come to watch the fun and had no intention of making a fool of themselves on stage flocked to the registration point to sign up.

"Hey~ Hey~"

"Respected leaders, dear guests, I am Xie Zhiyao, representative of Yunmiao Village... On behalf of the people of Yunmiao Village, I would like to welcome Mr. Xia and everyone here..."

"I know everyone dislikes long-winded explanations, so without further ado, let me briefly introduce the rules of this ordering event. I'm sure you've all seen the video on Douyin. Today, Boss Xia has prepared the signature milk tea for two. The rules for the signature milk tea are the same as yesterday. Two-person participation is not limited to combined skills; you can DIY your own funny actions. It's all about how well you coordinate."

"Both will use a scoring system. The audience in the live stream, along with three judges on-site, will score the scores. The scores will be based on the live stream scores, with each of the three judges adding one point, and the final score will be the sum of the scores."

"Now, please welcome Judge Number 1, the representative of the 'Breaking Dimension' milk tea stall, Binchotan! Let's give him a round of applause."

The appearance of the small binchotan charcoal drew cheers from many tourists.

The little one was dressed in a black cosplay outfit, wearing an adorable charcoal-black hat and her usual pretentious greeter sash around her neck—she was so cute!

"Hehe~ Good luck, brothers and sisters! I will give you fair and impartial scores."

Binchotan's voice was cute and sweet, making people feel very comfortable, and then there were bursts of cheers.

As the binchotan charcoal was brought to the stage, the other two judges also arrived one after another.

It was Xie Zhiyao, the president, and Huang Xinxin, the village committee director, who abused their power for personal gain and lined their own pockets.

The two waved and shamelessly sat on either side of the small charcoal box. As judges, they had the right to drink milk balls for free and could have unlimited refills.

To compete for this position, the two kept this secret from even the leaders from the tourism bureau and their grandmother, Grandma Xie. No one knew anything about it.

Ultimately, a fait accompli was achieved on the spot.

The arrival of the three judges further enlivened the atmosphere, and the competition officially began.

The tourists were all eager to try their luck, and contestant number 1 walked confidently onto the stage with a wave of his hand.

It was none other than Hu Youyu from Room 3 of the Windy Courtyard.

“biang~biang~biang~”

This idiot used a guitar to unleash a bizarre and unorthodox attack, and he even thought he was very cool, as if he were the crippled and flawed character from Kung Fu Hustle.

After the powerful move was unleashed, the stage and the audience fell silent.

What the hell is that?

They were so embarrassed they felt like they could dig a three-bedroom apartment out of their toes.

"Dizzy~Dizzy~, Brother Hu Youyu is OUT!"

Xiao Binchotan was the first to jump out and protest, saying that the playing was an insult to her ears.

"Pfft haha~"

Laughter came from all directions; it was awkward, but that was the point of it.

Xiao Beichangtan didn't give any points, but the viewers in the live stream and Xie Zhiyao and Huang Xinxin did, adding up to a total of 9 points, almost allowing him to get a free order.

"Yes, Boss Xia's Nine-Point Milk Tea! 998, right? I've scanned the code!"

The moment the score was announced, Hu Youyu jumped up excitedly.

Hehe, he's not afraid of being embarrassed, he's afraid of getting a low rating, that would be embarrassing.

With Hu Youyu's opening act, one by one, the contestants took to the stage according to their number plates. The scene... well, the crows overhead never stopped swarming.

The performers aren't embarrassed, but the audience is practically dying from embarrassment.

Among the crowd, Xie Zhiyuan, Xie Xiaoxia, and Xiao Liang, wearing masks, hats, and sunglasses, squeezed their way to the front of the stage one after the other.

"Wow, there are so many people, Xiaxia-ge, maybe we should just give up."

"Are we really going to perform Team Rocket in front of so many people?"

"This is really stupid."

Xie Zhiyuan followed behind Xie Xiaoxia. She wanted to escape, but Xiao Liang pushed her along from behind.

When something so fun happened in the village, Xiao Liang naturally felt obligated to participate.

Excuse me, could you move aside?

"Excuse me, we've been called by our number."

Upon hearing that it was a contestant, the onlookers quickly made way for him.

Then he turned his head and looked at the two people who were wrapped up tightly, with a look of surprise on his face.

"Dude, if you're so afraid of losing face, why did you even sign up?"

"Hmm, oh..."

Xie Xiaoxia was helpless. Little Hulu said he wanted to drink milk tea, and if he, as the uncle, didn't do it, who would?

Unaware that his older sister had already mastered the secret formula, he still came despite his fear.

Before long, the three of them arrived at the top of the stage.

Before they even unleashed their ultimate move, the crowd of onlookers were already drawn to their unique attire.

Watching the Sheniu performance is boring; what's interesting is this kind of performance that isn't Sheniu but rather something that's forced and unintentional.

Laughter and voices filled the air.

Xie Xiaoxia lowered her head awkwardly.

But it’s all here.

"Why does the shortest one look so much like that kid who skipped school and had diarrhea that went viral yesterday?"

Tourists who had seen the trending topic multiple times immediately recognized Xie Zhiyuan.

Xie Zhiyuan, who was on stage, froze upon hearing these words.

Seeing that Xie Zhiyuan was about to explode and was about to run away, Xiao Liang grabbed him.

“If you leave, Grandma won’t be able to drink milk tea anymore. We can’t expect an eighty-year-old woman to serve it herself.”

Xie Zhiyuan lowered his head and remained silent.

But just then, thunderous applause erupted from the audience.

"Go kid!"

"come on!"

"You're very brave, keep it up!"

"..."

Xie Zhiyuan looked up in disbelief, and when he realized that everyone's applause was to encourage him, his eyes instantly welled up with tears.

He never expected that his courage to stand on this stage would garner so much support and encouragement from strangers. His previously anxious heart was now enveloped in a warm current.

He nodded vigorously, then exchanged a glance with Xie Xiaoxia and He Xiaoliang.

"Since everyone has asked so sincerely!"

"Then we'll mercifully (Zhao Qianhao) tell you..."

"A white tomorrow awaits us at the White Hole!"

"That's it—take this 100,000 volts!"

Xie Zhiyuan took a deep breath and began to immerse himself in the performance. Although his movements were still a bit stiff, every action was full of power and determination.

The audience was also inspired by his courage, and applause and cheers rose and fell.

"Well done, keep it up, kid with diarrhea!"

"Gah..."

Upon hearing this, Xie Zhiyuan's smile vanished.

Other tourists: "..."

You know how to comfort people.

The whole thing has collapsed!

The group of people looked at each other, completely embarrassed.

"puff."

"Pfft hahahaha~"

Many tourists, who were not originally laughing, couldn't help but laugh after someone started it.

Sorry, kid, I didn't mean to laugh. It's all the fault of these bad guys.

"Pfft hahaha~"

It instantly became a sea of ​​joy.

Chapter 520 Xu Hongdou: Watch me catch a blade barehanded 100% of the time.

Whether it was out of sympathy or not, Xie Zhiyuan's trio received the first perfect score of the entire event.

Xie Zhiyuan's face had already darkened.

She immediately covered her face and ran away, saying she didn't want the milk tea anymore, but as soon as she heard the score, she stopped and happily went to collect the free milk tea.

What's the big deal about pooping your pants and being laughed at? Do you guys get ten free milk teas? No.

Hehe, I have it.

Really fragrant!

Unfortunately, his joy lasted less than three seconds before Grandma Xie, quick-witted and agile, blocked his path from below the stage.

"Hehehe, you really are my good grandson. Yuan, give Grandma a taste."

Xie Zhiyuan wanted to dodge, but looking at Grandma Xie's expectant eyes, he felt embarrassed to refuse.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and hand over the milk tea.

Grandma Xie took the milk tea, took a sip, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Mmm, it smells delicious. My dear grandson, you did a great job this time. Grandma will reward you with ten sets of practice questions."

Xie Zhiyuan: !!!

Within three minutes, everyone in the audience had forgotten about the child with diarrhea, because the climax on stage was coming one after another.

Today's orderers were clearly well-prepared; many came with their own background music, and their embarrassingly cheesy moves left even Xia Tian speechless. 687

The main point is that I'm not embarrassed; it's others who are embarrassed, right?

Some people even unleashed their ultimate dance moves in the rain... They even brought their own spray bottles to spray water!!!

"Puhaha, stop fighting, you won't kill anyone by fighting like that."

"Hehehehe, who said people won't die? I'm dying of laughter."

"How dare they use such a powerful move? Don't they feel embarrassed? Hahaha~"

"..."

Summer's embarrassing habit of not being able to watch this is truly beyond awkward.

The tourists were incredibly excited, constantly holding up their phones and posting to various social media platforms like WeChat Moments and TikTok, laughing heartily as they did so.

It was worth the trip, none of it was a wasted trip.

This trip to Yunmiao Village was worthwhile.

Such liveliness will keep us laughing for a whole year.

"Next, our special guest, Xu Hongdou, will perform her ultimate move—catching a blade barehanded."

Upon hearing the introduction, Xu Hongmi's pupils constricted sharply, wondering if she had misheard.

Then, Xu Hongdou, with a radiant smile, suddenly appeared from the center of the stage.

This move stunned the tourists in the audience, but after they realized who Xu Hongdou was, they couldn't help but smile.

"puff."

"Pfft hahahaha~"

"Isn't this the same beautiful woman who performed the duo act yesterday? Why are you changing your act today and pulling out all the stops? Haha."