"Hehehe~ Beautiful lady, please invite your partner up too. We love watching couples together, we'd give you full marks."
The onlookers were overjoyed; watching someone else make a fool of themselves was nothing compared to watching a beautiful woman make a fool of herself. Their gazes toward Xu Hongdou were filled with a mixture of teasing and anticipation.
Xu Hongdou on the stage chuckled, "You want to see me make a fool of myself? Well, I'll show you who's the one making a fool of themselves later."
Yes, including you, Xu Hongmi, who held up the phone the highest.
Don't think I didn't notice you.
At this moment, Xu Hongmi was so excited that her whole body was trembling. She never expected that Xu Hongdou would have the courage to do something reckless a second time.
This is definitely a dark history, so of course it should be recorded in 4K high definition without any blurring.
Hurry, my dear sister, my phone is ready, please begin your performance.
Accompanied by a burst of rousing music, Xu Hongdou slowly drew her Soul-Slaying Blade.
"The most wicked witch in the world and the most adorable little princess, Xu Hongmi! Little Dingdang~ Catch the sword!"
Xu Hongdou shouted and suddenly raised the Soul-Slaying Blade upwards.
At this moment, Li Jing's spirit possessed him.
At that moment, Xu Hongmi had already started to smile.
Haha, DouDou saw us? Does she want us to come on stage and cooperate with her?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Dear Bean, you might as well bury yourself on the stage!
A barely suppressed laugh crossed Xu Hongmi's lips. "Dou, may you rest in peace!"
But the next second, Xu Hongmi's smile vanished.
As Xu Hongdou's Soul-Slaying Blade came down, she suddenly teleported onto the stage, knelt on one knee in front of Xu Hongdou, and raised her hands to catch the blade.
Xu Hongmi does not know Li Jing's conceptual sword technique.
However, she is a user of the Shadow-Shadow Fruit, and can easily use teleportation and shadow binding techniques.
A mere Xu Hongmi? No problem!
Next to Xu Hongmi, Xiao Dingdang was much more comfortable. He also put his hands together and raised them high, but his little feet were straight, and his expression was both surprised and delighted.
My aunt knows magic!
Sifang Street,
Tourists from all over the country seemed frozen in time, all stunned by the strange scene before them.
A magic trick where someone disappears into the air! What an amazing magician!
Little Binchotan stared wide-eyed in surprise. Wasn't this her brother's ninjutsu? Even Anko-neechan was crippled?
The little guy blurted out, "Shadow Bind..."
cough!
Xu Hongdou coughed loudly, interrupting Xiao Beichangtan, and quickly gave her a wink, signaling her to be good and not to undermine her older sister.
The little guy was taken aback for a moment, then realized something and stuck out his tongue in a cute way.
...?
Who am I? (Cold (Six) 4 Lu Qier)
Where am I?
Why did I cooperate with Xu Hongdou to catch the sword?
And in such an awkward and embarrassing pose!
"Dou Dou, what are you doing? Let me go right now!" Xu Hongmi glared at Xu Hongdou, completely bewildered.
Xu Hongdou released Xiao Dingdang and gave her a cup of milk tea, saying, "Xiao Dingdang, did you miss Auntie?"
"Yeah~"
Little Dingdang happily accepted the milk tea and drank it, completely oblivious to the fact that his mother was still nagging beside him.
"Xu Hongdou, stop fooling around, I'm angry."
Pfft!
Seeing Xu Hongmi's exasperated expression, Xu Hongdou revealed a smile of triumph, thinking, "Serves you right for always bullying me and tricking me into hatching chicks. You've got to stay put."
Under the bright sunshine, her smile was like a blooming rose.
But by then, no one was paying attention to her anymore.
Because Xu Hongdou unleashed her second ultimate move—the Group Shadow Binding Technique.
My sister has already knelt down, so of course I can't let those bystanders who laughed at me yesterday get away with it.
Hehe, watch the show, watch the show! Today you're the ones being watched.
In an instant, apart from the elderly and children, everyone in the audience, including Xie Zhiyao and Huang Xinxin, felt the fear of being completely dominated by catching a blade barehanded.
Wow!
A milk tea cup fell to the ground.
All of the people mentioned above raised their hands and knelt down in front of Xu Hongdou.
In an instant.
The bustling Sifang Street fell silent.
Yaoshou!
We were just playing a silly game, and then someone actually showed up?!
There really are people who know Li Jing's ultimate move—one hundred percent guaranteed to be caught by a blade!
Or is it a group engaging in close combat?!
In an instant, countless people's values were shattered.
. . . . . .
Chapter 521 Susanoo, the Journey with Wind Ends, The End!
"Fuck! Awesome!"
When Xu Hongdou stepped off the stage, the audience, now freed from control, stared wide-eyed, their gazes filled with awe.
Don't try to convince them of KFC or anything about believing in science.
Having experienced it firsthand, they didn't believe it was some kind of supernatural magic trick; it was absolutely, positively, magic!
And there was also Boss Xia's paper-cup levitation trick at the beginning.
Thinking about it now, that's really illogical; it must have been magic.
Wow, no wonder this milk tea is so fun! Is it some kind of magical drink from the wizarding world?
In some ways, they were right!
Then, the next day when Xia Zhou arrived at Sifang Street to set up her stall, she saw that there were even more people watching, and traffic police were already maintaining order.
According to statistics, the number of tourists flocking to Dali and Yunmiao Village in the past two days is more than five times that of the same period last year.
The Dali Tourism Bureau responded quickly. Since Yunmiao Village couldn't accommodate so many tourists, they arranged shuttle buses to Dali, which run 24 hours a day and are free of charge.
After all, the more tourists there are, the greater the benefits will be. At this moment, it's not just a matter for Yunmiao Village anymore; the support coming from all sides is greater than Xie Zhiyao had imagined.
As the old saying goes, "Love may be unsuccessful, but career may be successful." But seeing Boss Xia strolling around with Xu Hongdou and a host of beautiful women, he still shed tears of envy.
The crowd was bustling and lively, as if the entire city had flocked here just to catch a glimpse of the magical milk tea. Little Binchotan was overjoyed; she was the type to thrive in crowds and loved excitement the more lively the atmosphere.
"Hehe~ Good afternoon, everyone! Make way, we're about to set up our stall." Xiao Beichangtan smiled and walked through the crowd toward his judges' seat.
Today there were several more chairs next to her, which correspondingly reduced their scoring ability by half, with a maximum increase of only 0.5 points.
The little guy doesn't care; he just wants to feel involved.
"Here I am! I've come to see how someone catches a blade barehanded 100% of the time. Master Xu, are you coming today?"
With the arrival of summer, onlookers pulled out their phones, eagerly anticipating the upcoming performance.
None of the audience members who had planned a day trip to Yunmiao Village yesterday left, hoping to get a free cup of milk tea and watch the two magic performers.
"Haha~ I've already bought my knee pads, can you love me one more time, beautiful Red Bean?"
"I still don't believe in magic, unless it happens again."
"I'm still more interested in milk tea, Boss Xia. Let's get started. My ultimate move is itching to be unleashed."
The tourists, who had been waiting for a long time, looked on with great anticipation for what was to come.
Summer didn't disappoint either, with another wave of milk tea raining down. This time it wasn't a sample pack, but the first batch of Wuhu milk tea sold on the first day. Mmm~ Wow wow wow~ It's so delicious you'll want to wiggle your butt and puff around.
The person in the crowd, Bengba, was so moved by the milk tea flying into their hand that they almost cried.
Oh oh oh!
They've been chasing after Boss Xia for so long, when have they ever been so lucky to finally get something for free?
When this news reached the other diners who hadn't traveled through time, jealousy distorted their very nature.
Those who live nearby have already enjoyed Boss Xia's milk tea.
Those who can't afford to come can only watch the video version of the show.
I really want to fight those rich people!
Ahhh, it's just a few thousand dollars. The portal is at Mr. Xia's house in Tokyo, right? I'll buy a plane ticket and fly there right away.
"Next up, please welcome contestant number 1, Bao'er and Zhang Chulan, to perform her ultimate move, the 'Awei Eighteen Styles'."
Cheers erupted from the crowd again, everyone eager to see what Bao'er's ultimate move was.
Bao'er blinked her big, innocent eyes, scratched her pretty face, and stood in the center of the dance platform.
The first move is the old man pushing the cart.
With a loud shout, Bao'er's figure flashed, appearing in front of Zhang Chulan in an instant, like a ghost. As her opponent attacked, Bao'er accurately judged the opening and struck his weak point with a precise palm strike, quickly pushing him down. This move was swift, fierce, and accurate.
Zhang Chulan was sent flying backwards.
The second move is "Guanyin sitting on a lotus".
After the old man pushed the cart, Bao'er leaped up and, with a "whoosh," concentrated her strength to attack the opponent's lower body, like a heavy blow falling from the sky, with tremendous power.
call!
The crowd below the stage fell silent, gasping in shock.
What the hell!
He...he...he...that guy named Zhang Chulan...he...he...he flew off?!
It flew more than ten meters and almost fell off the stage!
He's not dead?!
In the following moves, Bao'er's attacks were precise and deadly, dazzling and terrifying to watch.
With her final move, Bao'er unleashed a massive burst of energy, causing the audience in front of the stage to collapse backward like wheat stalks.
0 . . . . . . .
In an instant?
The once bustling Sifang Street was eerily quiet.
!!!
The audience was bewildered and shocked, their eyes nearly popping out of their sockets, and they all swallowed hard!
So they're not even pretending anymore, are they?
There really is another world, right? Good heavens! Even those who practice Qigong have come out!
Will there be more Balala the Fairies and Avada Kedavra next?
On stage, Nongyu and Robin exchanged a glance and smiled knowingly.
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