Crossover Anime: Randomly Setting Up a Stall with Binchotan Charcoal

Aqua's face darkened instantly, her eyes flashing with anger. She hated it most when people called her stupid, when she was clearly incredibly smart.

"What an idiot! I told you to leave, but you wouldn't." The ghost looked disgusted and even took a step back to make way for more of the road.

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A # mark erupted on her forehead as Lady Aqua roared in fury: "You damned ugly monster, you're the idiot, your whole family are idiots! How dare you offend me, the water goddess Lady Aqua, you're dead..."

"...Gather together, my children, in accordance with the will of the great water goddess Aqua..."

Aqua chanted the ancient incantation solemnly and earnestly, and as she raised her hands, a mysterious blue magic circle quietly appeared beneath her feet.

Boom boom boom~

The sound of a thousand troops and horses filled the air. First, countless water droplets appeared out of thin air around her, followed by the bursting of water pipes under the street, and a torrent of water surrounded Aqua.

The silent Aqua displays the grace of a water goddess in this world.

"what!"

The ghost was almost dumbfounded. The other party's holy aura made him feel like he was about to become a Buddha within three seconds of getting close.

"Wait, sir..."

"Go to hell, you ugly monster."

Aqua waved her hands, releasing the gathered water in one go! The blue beam struck the monster in the blink of an eye!

"boom--!!"

Under the onslaught of the massive torrent of water, the monster was reduced to nothing before it could even be purified by the holy water. Its momentum remained undiminished, and the aftershocks of the impact rippled through the alley, shoving passersby and even those riding bicycles.

After the flood, only a sign remained of the already dilapidated bus stop.

"God, Your Excellency, are you a god?!"

Holding the bus stop sign, Miko was dumbfounded; Aqua's abilities were beyond her comprehension.

"Wow, girl, you have excellent taste! That's right, I am the revered deity of the Axis Cult, the water goddess Aqua herself!"

And there it was, Aqua's arrogant and confident demeanor and actions.

"Beep beep"

As the alarm sounded urgently,

The smug Aqua seemed to have been doused with a bucket of cold water.

Seeing the chaotic street, her heart skipped a beat, and with her rich experience, she took off running on her short legs.

Chapter 91 Aqua, I'm not done with you yet!

The roar of the explosion,

The piercing alarm sound

Hearing these noises, Xia Tian had a very bad feeling.

Before he could react, the fire hydrant in front of the tricycle burst open, even though he quickly pushed the vehicle away.

One row of steamers was still splashed with water.

Firefighting water is not as clean as tap water. In just a moment, this row of steamers containing 500 white sugar and sesame buns was rendered unusable and could only be used to feed dogs.

Seeing the sushi guy next door instantly made me feel better. Damn, what a winner in life, he's finally getting his comeuppance.

"Damn it, Aqua!"

Xia Tian cursed under his breath, his face dark. Although he had no evidence, his strong intuition immediately pinpointed the culprit.

Sure enough, not long after,

Aqua returned looking guilty, accompanied by a high school girl.

Seeing the burst water pipes all over the street, she realized she had caused trouble, and to make matters worse, it seemed her own boss was also affected.

"Aqua, aren't you going to explain yourself?!"

A gentle smile appeared on Xia Tian's face as she lifted the ruined steamed bun.

Going out to buy sparkling wine, and incidentally destroying half the street's water pipes—even knowing this place is a rip-off, they shouldn't be this rip-off!

Seeing 977's suppressed, volcanic-like appearance, poised to erupt at any moment, Aqua froze, managing only to move her lips with difficulty:

"Boss, please let me explain. The evil spirit here is extremely ferocious. It even tried to eat people. I did something heroic and saved a child."

"Really..." Aqua raised four fingers, her intelligent eyes darting around, and she said with absolute certainty, "I swear, it really was to save people!"

"One exorcism spell is enough to eliminate one evil spirit, can you tell us why you even resorted to water summoning?"

The forced smile in the summer gradually froze, prompting a profound question.

"Uh, that evil spirit was so ugly I mistook it for a monster and attacked it..."

Under Xia Tianhe's benevolent gaze, Aqua's voice trailed off. Realizing she was about to get into trouble, she suddenly lunged forward, expertly grabbing his leg and pleading, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, boss! Please, I apologize!"

"Damn it, Aqua! If apologies were enough, what would we need the police for?!"

"Those were steamed buns I spent a full three hours making!"

Enough is enough! Summer, with her legs crossed, lunged forward and unleashed a deadly combination of scissor kicks and hand chop on Aqua.

A few minutes later.

Aqua, utterly dejected, pitifully touched the few packages hanging from her head and silently squatted in the corner of the stall, drawing circles in her mind.

She wasn't upset about being beaten; she was upset because Xia Tian confiscated her sparkling wine.

Furthermore, they deprived her of the benefit of overdrafting her salary.

"What are you looking at? I'll lose 500 steamed buns for this lousy wine." Summer was furious just thinking about it, so she blew it all out in front of Aqua.

Summer casually tossed the bottle into the trash can before turning to look at the girl Aqua had abducted.

The girl was wearing a khaki JK uniform, her long, straight black hair was wet and hanging down, and she looked very disheveled as she was soaked to the bone.

With a familiar appearance and the ability to see ghosts, this must be Yotsuya Miko.

"Did I scare you, classmate?"

Summer took off her coat and draped it over the girl, whose expression was still shaken and somewhat uneasy.

"Are you all true gods?"

Seeing the girl look at Summer and then at Aqua, with such a huge stall cart parked next to her... it all felt like a dream.

"I'm not."

Xia Tian smirked and pointed at the thing on the ground, "Although I don't want to admit it, this thing really is. I hope you won't go around spreading this around."

"It really is!!!" Trembling with excitement, Xia Tian asked cautiously, as if she had grasped a lifeline, "Um, how can I make offerings to Lady Aqua?"

These words jolted Aqua, who had been lying on the ground, to her feet.

"The girl wants to join the Axis Cult, no problem, I agree."

Seeing the piety in her eyes pleased Aqua greatly, and she couldn't suppress the smile that appeared on her lips.

She hadn't encountered such a normal believer in a long time.

The mental state of Subarashiki's group of followers... well, let's not talk about it.

Summer watched from the sidelines, her lips twitching. Aqua had actually managed to fool the believers.

but……?

For Miko to join the Axis Cult might truly be the best choice for her. Although Aqua is a troublemaker in many ways, her holiness is genuine, and she is a nemesis of the undead.

With her protection, there's really no need to fear ghosts or monsters.

"Lady Aqua, is there any ceremony required to join the Axis Cult?" Miko asked anxiously.

"Sincerity is key. If you feel this isn't grand enough, first build a chapel to the Water Goddess, have the best craftsmen carve a statue of her, and then, after bathing and changing clothes each day, kneel and worship devoutly. You will only receive her protection."

Aqua held her head high and puffed out her chest, making grandiose promises in the void.

“Church…stone statue…” Jianzi silently calculated how long it would take to earn enough money to build a church through part-time work.

Summer couldn't stand it anymore, so she casually took out a coin, squeezed it with her metalworking technique, and the metal Aqua statue came to life.

"If there's no stone statue, then quickly cast a blessing on this small statue."

"Wow, you're amazing! Summer, you have this trick up your sleeve. Quick, quick, make me a big one, and I'll be your model."

"You're so big, you should first think about how to make me 500 buns. Each bun costs 500 pills, but I'll only charge you the cost price of 400 pills. That's 5*4+20, which means you've lost ten days' wages."

Aqua stiffened, but then became smug. "Hahaha, I forgot my salary is pretty high. I only got paid for ten days. I thought I was going to work for nothing for a year."

"You're getting cocky. Mom paid you too much. I'm terminating the contract next month!"

Aqua was stunned, completely forgetting that the cultists she had just recruited were still in front of her. Without any restraint, she lunged forward and hugged Natsume tightly, crying, "Natsume-sama, no!"

"Get out of my way! You're always causing trouble, you can't do anything right, how can you be worth 60 a month?"

"I can accept a pay cut, just don't send me back..."

"That one with 6?"

"No, at least 59."

..

Seeing the child: "..."?

No matter how you look at it, this girl doesn't seem like a goddess at all.

Was I scammed?

Or is this what the real gods are like?

Just as Summer was preparing to bargain with Aqua.

Kaori Miyazono left and then returned.

She walked up to Xia Tian with a grin and asked, "Brother Xia Tian, ​​do you have a girlfriend?"

"Yes, I have four!"

"Would you mind having one more?"

Hey Hey hey?

Girl, what are you doing?

I'm a very traditional man, so it's hard for me to refuse something like this...

Chapter 92 Kaori Miyazono's First Time Eating Steamed Buns

Summer is very tempting.

But the girl didn't give him a chance to nod.

"Hehe, Xia Tian, ​​you're such a womanizer. I was just kidding. I came back to give you tickets. I'll be playing a game at the stadium in a couple of days. If you have time, Xia Tian, ​​bring your little confused sister to watch!"

“…”

Summer fell silent. That unlucky kid, he almost believed it himself.

"Turns out they were giving away tickets. I thought they were coming back to support my business."

"Oh, Xia Tian, ​​I almost forgot. Everyone at my dad's shop says your steamed buns are delicious. Today, the head pastry chef, Uncle Fujiwara, confidently declared that he would replicate your steamed buns. They almost turned our perfectly good bakery into a steamed bun shop."

"Hehe, did they succeed?"

"Anyway, my dad silently put it back after the first bite. Xia Tian, ​​what kind of steamed buns are you selling today? Ah, give me a few."

"Hmm, it smells delicious, but I don't believe it's better than Uncle Fujiwara's cooking."

Before Xia Tian could even speak, the girl had already uttered three sentences in a second. Xia Tian's lips twitched. Girl, you're too cheerful. If we didn't know about your illness, no one would guess that the girl in front of us didn't have much time left.

"You'll know if it's good or not once you taste it. Beef bun or tofu bun?"

"One of each, hehe, Xia Tian, ​​you just said you have three girlfriends, is that true?"

Gone is the shyness from before. Looking at Natsume openly, Kaori Miyazono feels that Natsume does indeed have the qualities to be a womanizer.