Crossover Anime: Randomly Setting Up a Stall with Binchotan Charcoal

Looking at the sandwich in my hand, it suddenly didn't taste so good anymore.

A cold sandwich is nowhere near as delicious as a hot roasted sweet potato.

Summer and Aqua were locked in a fierce battle, neither wanting to give up the highland sweet potato. Undeterred by the heat, the two devoured it with gusto, their cheeks bulging out.

Taki Toru couldn't resist putting down his sandwich, grabbing his wallet, and heading out, following the aroma to his neighbor's.

Then, through the open gate of the courtyard, they saw two humanoid creatures with their mouths and faces covered in black food.

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When did people start living next door?

This doesn't even look human?

Are you monsters?

When Xia Tian heard the sound, he looked up and saw a girl in pajamas. He didn't expect to run into someone 'familiar' so soon.

The fair-skinned girl wore a pink short-sleeved top and a light white skirt, revealing her fair and delicate calves. Her pink toes, visible beneath her slippers, looked so tender and lovely that one wanted to hold them in their mouth.

"Young lady, would you like some roasted sweet potatoes? Freshly baked sweet potatoes."

Summer brushed aside Aqua's black hand that was trying to steal sweet potatoes, and smiled gently at the girl, thinking himself handsome.

"Pfft~"

Taki Toru couldn't help but laugh out loud; their black faces and white teeth were just too funny. However, she also relaxed; these two things must be human.

"..." Summer belatedly took out her 993 phone to look at herself, and her face instantly darkened. "Damn it, Aqua."

"Um, did you move here? Are you roasting sweet potatoes to celebrate moving into your new home?"

As you walk into the courtyard, the aroma of roasted sweet potatoes grows stronger the closer you get, and Duogui's stomach rumbles involuntarily.

Looking at the steaming roasted sweet potatoes in their hands, I barely managed to suppress the urge to swallow.

"Would you like some? Don't be shy."

Summer treated them to a warm welcome. Despite his enthusiastic fight with Aqua over the sweet potatoes, they couldn't possibly finish more than a dozen of them.

"Then I won't be polite?"

After hesitating for a second, Toru Takaki nodded. After all, it was a local custom for newcomers to give small gifts to their neighbors, and sweet potatoes could be considered a small gift.

"It smells so good!"

After eagerly peeling off the skin, Takaki Toru took a bite and was instantly shocked.

This smells absolutely amazing!

My goodness, were these roasted sweet potatoes soaked in honey before roasting?

Yunnan sweet potatoes are naturally sweet, and in the summer, masterful cooking brings out all the advantages of sweet potatoes, making them sweet, soft, and creamy.

When she took a bite, the rich sweetness flowed into her mouth like a spring. The sweet potato was just the right texture, neither too loose nor too hard, and every bite was full of happiness.

Its smooth and creamy texture allows the taste buds to enjoy it while savoring every bite.

I stared blankly at the sweet potato in my hand, unable to believe that a roasted sweet potato could taste so good.

Toru Taki felt that the fatigue from being frightened by monsters these past few days was instantly soothed by the delicious food.

He let out a sigh of immense enjoyment.

"These sweet potatoes are so delicious! If you set up a stall, sir, there would be a lot of people scrambling to buy them."

"Young lady, how did you know we were going to set up a stall? My name is Xia Tian, ​​and this is Aqua. We're new here, so please take care of us."

"Hello, Natsuki-kun and Aqua-chan, my name is Toru Taki,"

Duogui turned his head in confusion, and then saw the tricycle's sign: Dimensional Roasted Sweet Potatoes. So this neighbor really was planning to set up a roasted sweet potato stall. No wonder they were so delicious.

"Xia Jun, where are you planning to set up your stall? The location near our school gate is pretty good."

"We plan to sell our wares along the streets, wherever we end up."

"Oh, I see." Toru Taki looked disappointed. "I was thinking of asking Natsumi to buy one for me every day after class."

"It's okay. There's only one middle school in this town, so I'll probably wander over there sometime."

Summer has arrived, so I should probably go see Natsume and that fat cat. After all, this anime was quite heartwarming when I watched it before.

Of course, if he has the chance, he can also capture some monsters. He doesn't have a Book of Friends, but he has a summoning jutsu that serves a similar purpose.

Strength doesn't matter, but they must be beautiful, like a cute little fox, an elegant zither-playing maid, a mermaid with a bad temper... Come to think of it, there seem to be quite a few female youkai in Hachihara. I wonder if I can collect them all in seven days.

From now on, while others will roam the night with a hundred ghosts, I'll roam the night with a hundred female demons, making countless old perverts green with envy.

Just as he was still daydreaming, a rolling lucky cat suddenly rushed into the yard, leaped up and snatched the roasted sweet potato from Aqua's hand.

"Hey? Where did this fat pig come from? Boss, come quick, we're having roast suckling pig tonight!"

Aqua's eyes lit up. She didn't care at all about the sweet potato being stolen. With lightning speed, she pounced and knocked the big cat to the ground.

"Damn it, let go! I can't breathe!"

The large, fat cat on top of him kept screaming and struggling to climb out of Aqua's arms.

"Oh my, this big fat pig is a spirit! That's great! A spirited wild boar is even more chewy."

"Get the pot boiling water! Boil the water!"

Hearing the fat cat speak, Aqua's eyes lit up even more, and she chuckled. "Whoever wants roasted sweet potatoes can eat them, but I want roast suckling pig."

"Damn it, I am the respected Master Ban, not some fat pig!"

The fat cat was so angry that its fur stood on end. It suddenly broke free from Aqua's embrace and leaped towards her.

Aqua calmly reached out and grabbed his two forelimbs with both hands.

Ren the fat cat glared and backed away, but he couldn't touch Aqua, whose arms were so long.

Even the cloud-like patterns on his forehead lit up, but it was all in vain.

"Hahaha, this fat pig is hilarious! Boss, come quick, heat up the oil!" Aqua couldn't help but burst into triumphant laughter.

Summer looked at the cat teacher who was questioning his life with pity. "You're a monster, who did you have to mess with? Aqua is a god who will punish you unclean things."

To think you can rebel against her? Dream on!

“Aqua, let it go. It’s a cat, not a pig. You can’t eat it.”

"Huh? This is a cat?"

Aqua's intelligent eyes carefully examined the monster in her hand. Its heavy feel told her it was a pig, but its claws looked like a cat's.

"Tch, so it's just a cat demon."

From the moment Nyanko-sensei spoke, Toru Taki's expression, who was watching from the side, became increasingly strange.

Good heavens! I saw a cursed monster six months ago, and now I've encountered another one!

Why am I so unlucky? Is this some kind of monster's lair?

Before she could even scream, Aqua's actions stunned her.

No, this is a monster, right? The girl isn't afraid of it, and she even wants to eat it?

Toru Taki stared at the stunningly beautiful girl with slender arms and legs, his expression utterly fantastical.

That's way too much!

When Xia Tian calmly spoke up, revealing the pig demon's identity...

In an instant, Toru Taki completely lost control of his facial expressions.

ah? ! ! !

You're telling me this fat pig demon is a cat?

And Xia Jun, you guys are way too calm. You know it's a monster, yet you look completely unconcerned. So you're really going to eat a pig demon?

However, after knowing it's a cat, why does it feel so round and slippery, and strangely cute?

Looking at the chubby head, Toru Taki inexplicably couldn't suppress the primal force surging through his hands.

I feel like masturbating.

Chapter 112 Nyanko-sensei: Holy crap, that's amazing!

"Cute Nyanko-sensei, haha~ So fluffy and smooth~"

"Meow~ You bastard, let me go~"

Having just been abandoned by a girl and before it could even react, it was caught by another girl. The big cat was utterly despondent.

"Big cat, are you a monster? Do you want some roasted sweet potato?"

The cat teacher tilted her head and didn't reply.

How could a mere roasted sweet potato possibly heal its wounded and fragile heart?

Three seconds later.

"It's so fragrant!"

The cat teacher, now free, buried himself in roasting sweet potatoes, exclaiming, "I knew I wasn't mistaken! These roasted sweet potatoes are top-notch! You rude folks, I, Lord Madara, forgive your rudeness!"

"Tch, how dare you, a mere demon, speak so arrogantly before the incomparably noble water goddess, Lady Aqua?"

Aqua pouted, put her hands on her hips, and arrogantly puffed out her chest.

The cat teacher, who was eating roasted sweet potato, paused, his gaze fixed on the haughty Aqua.

"Pfft~"

One person couldn't help but burst out laughing on the spot.

"Haha, you little rascal, you're killing me with laughter."

"It's not like I don't know that guy, Mizugami. You're trying to fool an idiot."

The cat teacher grew louder and louder, rolling on the floor, clutching her belly, and frantically slamming her fist on the table.

Although I don't know how this girl caused his demonic power to fail, it definitely couldn't be some so-called god. That water god is still playing house like a primary school student in other places.

Furthermore, even the water god Jie is not necessarily more noble than him. At most, the water god has the advantage of having human faith, but in essence, they are all monsters.

The piercing laughter caused a row of tic-tac-toe marks to appear on Aqua's forehead.

That damned little monster, how dare it mock her, the noble goddess!

"Boss, you better prove to me that I am the great goddess of water." Aqua glared at Summer.

"..." Xia Tian sighed helplessly. "You haven't washed your face of charcoal yet. If you were called the God of Coal, people might believe you."

"Yes, yes, she is the goddess of water."

"You little monster, did you hear that?!" Aqua said smugly, hands on her hips.

"Pfft, hahaha! You're more like a water ghost."

Seeing the two's playful conversation, Nyanko-sensei laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight and rolled around on the ground.

"That little piglet!!"

Aqua's face darkened completely, her intelligent eyes flashing with anger. "Open your pig eyes and see what this goddess is like when she gets serious!"

"In the name of Aqua, the goddess of water, I summon all the familiars of this world..."

With a serious expression, Aqua gestured with her hands, and as she chanted something rapidly, a huge blue magic circle spun beneath her feet.

shhhhh!

Dark clouds rapidly gathered in the sky, and countless water droplets floated around Aqua, arranged in the shape of an array. Against their backdrop, Aqua appeared holy and ethereal at this moment.

"Damn it!" Xia Tian's heart skipped a beat.

What is this idiot trying to do? He never expected that Aqua, the unlucky girl who was beaten to tears by the bear this morning, would suddenly become so powerful.

As a genuine goddess of water, even the smallest water magic is of the flood level. Seeing that the magic was about to be generated, Xia Tian lunged forward without thinking and tackled Aqua to forcibly interrupt the casting.

"Damn it, Aqua, stop! We just bought this house."

"Let me go! I want to show this pig demon what... oh dear."