Primary school students of all worlds

Wang Quan looked at Yue Yong and Xiao Meng in horror. This was a huge amount of information and it would take him some time to digest it!

"Okay, let's go to the principal."

After patting Wang Quan on the back, Yue Yong Xiao Meng left, leaving Wang Quan walking towards the principal's office with a hint of disbelief.

"Come in."

After getting his consent, Wang Quan pushed the door open and saw a bald old man wearing a Hawaiian beach-style top and a pair of flip-flops.

"Hey, classmate Wang Quan."

Teacher Wu Tian looked at Wang Quan standing in front of the door with a cheerful look on his face: "I heard you've been missing for a whole week. Can you tell me in detail what happened during this time?"

"Although I really want to tell others what happened during the time I was missing."

Wang Quan's eye twitched. "But if possible, I hope the person who cares about this story is a dignified yet amiable principal wearing a Zhongshan suit, rather than an unkempt old man wearing sunglasses who looks like he's going on vacation to Hawaii."

"No, no, no, sir, I just came back from flying over Hawaii half an hour ago."

Teacher Wu Tian shook his finger at Wang Quan and said, "When I heard you were back, I pushed aside the young ladies I had been hanging out with and flew here to inquire about your situation. So, are you filled with gratitude for my concern?"

"..."

Looking at the faint red palm print on Teacher Wu Tian's face, Wang Quan scratched his head. Although this old man looked unreliable, after going through so much, he had deeply realized how deep the water was in Yuanshen Primary School, and what an extraordinary person this old man who could be at the top of Yuanshen Primary School was.

So he made some vague arrangements about the inner earth civilization and told it to Teacher Wu Tian.

"Hmm... As expected, there are many strange things in this world."

Teacher Wu Tian was shocked and said, "I didn't expect that you would be involved in such an accident and run away from the earth."

"Yeah, yeah, that's right."

Wang Quan said with emotion: "This alien journey has really opened my eyes, but what opened my eyes even more is that you, Teacher Wu Tian, ​​easily accepted this setting."

"This isn't the first time a disappearance has occurred."

Principal Wu Tian crossed his arms and rested his chin on them. He looked at Wang Quan curiously and said, "And the final outcome of these disappearances is that the elementary school students always return safely and have gained tremendous growth and experience. So, Wang Quan, I'm very curious about what you gained from this great adventure."

"Emmm, besides having one more mouth to feed at home, the biggest change is probably..."

Wang Quan rubbed his chin and asked uncertainly, "I've become fond of watching astronomy programs and learned about celestial bodies. Is this considered a significant change?"

Proof of the Elementary School Student and the Hero: Chapter 142: The Alien Rednecks

Just as Wang Quan was counting his gains from the inner earth civilization, in a building on the street next to the Return Foundation, a group of strange-looking people with bat heads, spider heads, Medusa heads, etc. walked into the conference room one after another in a pitch-black building where the lights were never turned on all year round, causing people to often hit their little toes against the corners of the tables, but even so, they chose not to turn on the lights.

The monsters first raised their right arms 45 degrees towards the double-headed eagle flag hanging high in the center of the conference hall, shouted "Long live Great Shocker" three times, and then sat down one by one. Only one monster with a squid head was still standing.

"Fellow executives of the Great Shocker Foundation, the reason we've gathered you here today isn't because our Hinamizawa branch was recently destroyed by Sarugami Elementary School, nor is it because the hateful Return Foundation has cut off part of our financial resources. Rather, it's because the forces of the dark world have welcomed a new influx of fresh blood. Let us once again welcome the Metal Church!"

As he finished speaking, the center of the council hall was suddenly illuminated by a cold beam of light. A strange figure wearing silver armor and a steel helmet, whose whole body creaked when he moved, slowly rose from the lift platform in the center of the council hall.

The metal monster's electronic eyes scanned the cadres around him who looked at him unfriendly, and then uttered an AI synthesized voice without any emotion.

"Thank you very much for the introduction from Dr. Death. The Great Shocker Corporation is well-known in the dark world, even to us far outside the solar system. Officers, as machines, we haven't yet learned the complicated formalities of your Earth, so let's get straight to the point—"

The metal monster ignored the thoughtful and hostile looks from the surrounding cadres and said proudly, "Earth's creatures, I give you a chance now. Disband your organization right here and kneel down. If you do so, you will avoid being our food when we arrive."

"..."

"..."

"..."

After a moment of silence, the crazy laughter of various animals erupted in the conference room. The Bat Monster, who was laughing until tears came out, couldn't help but look at the Squid Monster beside him with such a look on his face: "Dr. Death, where did you find this top-notch product? These days, it's rare to find such a pure alien country bumpkin!"

"Silence! Silence!"

Dr. Death slapped the wooden table in front of him, and finally managed to suppress the cheerful atmosphere in the conference room.

Then, Dr. Death suppressed his laughter and said to the metal weirdo, "Guests from the Metal Church, you should be newcomers who appeared on Earth not long ago, right?"

"really."

The metal weirdo asked doubtfully, "What? Is there a problem?"

"It's a huge problem."

Dr. Death waved his hand, and the big screen behind him lit up, showing a dense array of photos. In each photo, there was a group of strange-looking people.

"These are photos of organizations that once harbored ambitions for world domination. The Sea Serpents, whose ambition was to establish an underwater empire that dominated the five oceans; the alien fairies from another world who sought to play a prank on all of humanity; the Evil King clan, born from a volcano, who sought to conquer the entire world with their own strength; the Brotherhood of Evil, who hid in the corners of the world and attempted to dominate the world by assimilating humans, and so on and so forth... Organizations like your Metal Church appear in this world on average, about two or three each year."

Hearing this, the metal weirdo said in confusion: "I have never heard of these organizations."

"So you're just a country bumpkin from outer space who doesn't understand the horrors of Earth."

The Spider-Man beside him shook his head and said, "Everything in this world is interdependent. When an organization is born, a corresponding 'rival hero' is born. And the 'rival hero' usually wipes out the organization before it grows strong. But before that, those organizations will be like you, boasting about their ambitions and aspirations."

"An old enemy hero?"

The metal monster said thoughtfully, "Even if organizations like those alien fairies were destroyed before their ambitions were realized, their battles with heroes should have become legendary stories, but we have never heard of them."

"There is a group of men in black who are responsible for erasing the memories of bystanders in order to maintain social stability."

Dr. Death explained, "Plus, the heroes, for some reason, have no desire to become famous. That's why the world appears so peaceful on the surface. But beneath this tranquility, countless freaks are beaten to their knees by heroes every day. So, all you aliens from the Metal Church, I urge you to keep a low profile. Otherwise, your 'enemy heroes' will find you sooner or later."

"This is really interesting. Does our Metal Church also have a so-called nemesis hero..."

The metal weirdo looked at the photo on the wall thoughtfully, then turned to look at the people behind him: "So what's your answer?"

"reply?"

"It's about all members disbanding and merging into our Metal Church."

The metal monster said to the officers of Dai Shocker, "Think about it. I'm not kidding you. If you don't want to be eaten by our God, then dedicate yourself to becoming a mechanical servant serving God!"

Upon hearing this, the conference hall was once again filled with a joyful atmosphere, and the mockery of alien rednecks could be heard from everywhere.

Seeing this, the metal monster shook his head, but did not bother with these monsters. He even felt a little relieved. After all, the fewer mechanical servants serving the gods, the fewer competitors would naturally compete with him for his job.

Looking at the alien redneck leaving, the cadres who were almost out of breath from laughing finally came to their senses. But the next moment, the big screen behind Dr. Death suddenly jumped, and the TV station scene appeared. A well-dressed host was holding a press release and broadcasting the report to everyone outside the screen.

【Insert a special news】

Today, renowned Nobel laureate Mr. Berkas observed a planet of unknown size, larger than Earth, in the Andromeda constellation of the Milky Way. It is currently heading towards the solar system and is expected to pass close to the Moon in 500 years. At that time, everyone in the Northern Hemisphere will be fortunate enough to witness an unprecedented spectacle. Foreign correspondents, please...

After walking out of the headquarters of the Great Shocker Group, the metal monster turned his head and looked behind him.

Soon, their Lord will descend, and then... I'm really curious about what kind of wonderful expressions these weirdos and the so-called "enemy heroes" will show when they see the entire solar system planet being eaten by the Lord one after another.

Proof of Elementary School Students and Heroes: Chapter 143: Adventurer's Guild in Elementary School

Inside Yuanshen Primary School, Wang Quan was counting the changes that this week's adventures had brought to him...

During his trip to the Earth's Core Civilization, he not only obtained a large number of scientific and technological achievements from the Shenyan Empire, but also abducted the child of King Shenyan, Princess Mao Yue, who was extremely passionate about exploring planets.

But compared to these external gains, what makes Wang Quan feel more gratified is the internal changes.

He would not mindlessly skip the astronomy content when watching TV, nor would he carry science fiction books in his schoolbag despite the frustrated gazes of his Chinese, math and English teachers, and he would no longer be bored by the densely packed fonts.

This fully proves that he has changed a little bit and become, well... more like himself?

“Change is a good thing.”

Teacher Wu Tian nodded in satisfaction, then shook his head and said, "But don't push yourself too hard. When you encounter difficulties, remember that you have a group of friends around you that you can rely on."

"reluctantly?"

Wang Quan blinked in confusion. Was he talking about eating mushrooms? But he did it voluntarily...

"That's right, your body can't hide from my eyes."

Teacher Wu Tian pointed at his sunglasses and said, "You are injured, right?"

"Well...that's true."

Wang Quan pinched his arm and said, "But whether it's my body or the guy who caused my injury, I took them to the intensive care unit of a luxurious hospital for proper treatment. It's no longer a big deal."

Hearing this, Teacher Wu Tian raised his eyebrows slightly: "Intensive care unit? Did you go to see a Western doctor?"

"how?"

Wang Quan asked curiously, "Teacher Wu Tian, ​​do you have any opinions about Western medicine?"

"Western medicine, tsk tsk tsk."

Teacher Wu Tian shook his finger and said, "Listen, child, let's go see a Chinese doctor. Chinese medicine is the best! I can introduce you to many capable and famous doctors."

"Teacher Wu Tian."

Wang Quan squinted at the old man who was strongly recommending his Chinese medicine. "It's almost the 20th century now. If you're still so prejudiced, you won't be liked by children."

"This is an objective evaluation!"

Teacher Wu Tian said angrily, "When a friend of mine went to see a Western doctor, those ignorant doctors would only say that my friend was not in good health! But it's different with Chinese medicine. They would say that my friend had a dark complexion, sticky saliva on his tongue, a burning heart fire, as if his essence was leaking too much, and a lack of kidney and spleen qi, etc."

Wang Quan looked at the embarrassed old man awkwardly: "Isn't this the same thing? It's all because of your poor health."

"He's my friend! And this makes a big difference. At least I don't understand what those old Chinese doctors are saying, so I feel much better."

Teacher Wu Tian rubbed his chin and said, "I just remember that the old Chinese medicine practitioners finally told my friend to eat more beef. What a pity, in the past, cattle were very valuable as laborers, and we didn't eat beef."

"Well, thanks for the advice."

Wang Quan replied weakly, "Then can I go back now?"

"Wait a mininute."

Teacher Wu Tian stopped Wang Quan and said, "I called you here this time not only to understand your situation, but also to ask you something. Do you remember meeting classmate Wang Xiaoming in Hinamizawa?"

"Hmm, I almost forgot..."

Wang Quan suddenly realized, "I haven't settled the score with you yet for teaching Wang Xiaoming that dirty code!"

"Ahem, this isn't what I want you to remember!"

Teacher Wu Tian took off his sunglasses and looked at Wang Quan with a sharp and restrained gaze, saying word by word, "Wang Xiaoming came to Hinamizawa because he accepted the mission to defeat the Great Shocker Group from me. You should still remember this, right?"

"Well……"

Wang Quan looked at Teacher Wu Tian hesitantly. "I thought you were just teasing a primary school student before, but now that Wang Xiaoming is a cultivator, are you serious? Are you really going to let a primary school student carry out an extremely dangerous mission?"

"Oh really."

Teacher Wu Tian nodded affirmatively: "So if you feel that the previous adventure is not enough, you can also come to me and accept new tasks from me to start a new adventure."

"Still accepting quests? Is Monkey God Elementary School still the Adventurer's Guild?!"

Wang Quan's eyes twitched at Teacher Wu Tian.

"You're right, this is the Adventurer's Guild, and I'm a receptionist, like a receptionist."

Teacher Wu Tian said as a matter of course: "The adventurer's guilds on our little broken planet are usually located around elementary schools or inside junior high schools. The police and snack shops appear together."

Wang Quan held his forehead and asked, "Is there something wrong with your 'Adventurer's Guild in an Elementary School' setting?"

"Is there a problem?"

Teacher Wu Tian asked in confusion, "In modern society, apart from elementary and middle school students, where can we find so many young people who have broken away from social production relations and are full of adventurous spirit?"

"Gu..."

Wang Quan was speechless for a moment, then shook his head repeatedly, saying, "Don't think that just because it seems reasonable, you can justify such an outrageous setting! And why is it just elementary school and junior high school? What about high school and college?"

"Senior year of high school is already very stressful, and college is when you have to think about your life. The only years you can be carefree and take risks are elementary and middle school."

Hearing this, Wang Quan couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Isn't studying in elementary and junior high school important? Haven't you heard that grasping the first grade of elementary school means grasping a child's life? Haven't you heard that second grade of elementary school is the most important stage? Haven't you heard that third grade of elementary school is a critical stage for children? Haven't you heard that sixth grade of elementary school affects a child's life for half his life? Haven't you heard that first grade of junior high school..."

"Slow down, slow down!"

Teacher Wu Tian looked at Wang Quan, who was talking so freely, with an embarrassed look on his face: "I've never heard of this before. Who said that?"

Wang Quan blinked. "It's from a cram school affiliated with Huihui Education Institution. Is there a problem with that?"

"That's the educational institution that sponsored Fat Tiger with a bunch of cram school discount coupons, right?"

Teacher Wu Tian pressed his finger bones and said through gritted teeth, "This institution's slogan, 'Either let me use the best educational resources to educate your child, or let me use the best educational resources to educate your child's friends,' is deeply rooted in people's hearts!"

“I think the cram schools think the same way.”

Wang Quan nodded in agreement and said, "Because I'm also annoyed by you, an educator who often talks about your lower body. How about we set up a fight here?"

"Ahem... I think you seem to have a deep misunderstanding of me, your teacher."