Teacher Wu Tian shook his head, then stood up and walked to the blackboard covered with a long cloth. "Now you will touch the deep waters of Monkey God Elementary School. Don't blink."
Proof of the Elementary School Student and the Hero: Chapter 144 SSS-level Mission
'Deep Waters of Sarujin Elementary School'
Wang Quan, who had already vaguely realized how wrong this school was, quickly perked up and watched as Teacher Wu Tian walked over to the blackboard covered with cloth and tugged hard, revealing the contents inside. He saw many copybooks of calligraphy stuck to the blackboard by magnets. Wang Quan examined them carefully. Each copybook was filled with the so-called "tasks" written on it.
And the tasks are divided into six levels from top to bottom.
[E-level mission: Find missing summer homework, failed exams, or homework you forgot to bring back to school, etc.; Reward: A notebook with the scent of ink and a fragment of a floating red flag]
[D-Rank Mission: The boys' restroom in the grade is extremely foul-smelling, causing students on duty to frequently skip their shifts. This has always been handled by Kiritani-san. Adventurers who have accepted this mission are requested to investigate the cause. Reward: A hamburger shop coupon and two floating red flag fragments.]
[C-Rank Mission: Investigation revealed that the plastic bottles left over from elementary school students' drinks at school are being targeted by criminals, who attempt to recycle and reuse them. Kiritani has been suffering from diarrhea for several days due to drinking these bottles, causing immeasurable damage to the student's health. Adventurers, please quickly apprehend any students who are collaborating with these criminals and collecting bottles for them. Reward: Desert Eagle, a small pack of BBs, and five pieces of floating red flag fragments.]
B-Rank Mission: An outsider named Sakuragi Hanamichi often sneaks into Ms. Sarugami's school after school hours, playing basketball with the students under the guise of cultivating their interest in basketball. The students, led by Kazuto Kiritani, have been outscored 100 points by the shameless Sakuragi. Adventurers who are skilled in basketball and martial arts are requested to go to the basketball court as soon as possible to punish this shameless adult. Reward: One basketball, eight pieces of floating red flag fragments.
A-Rank Mission: The school canteen's entertainment product, 'Doudoule,' is suspected of fraud. Kazuto Kiritani from Class 1, Grade 5, spent all his allowance on a whole rack of 'Doudoule,' then punctured it all. He didn't even win the first prize, the Glowing Optimus Prime. Adventurers with the necessary deductive reasoning skills are urged to rectify the canteen's corrupt practices as soon as possible. Reward: Ebony and birch branches, and ten floating red flag fragments.
"..."
Wang Quan was silent for a moment, then said with some reluctance, "It seems that your Adventure Guild, Principal Xie, is indeed quite something. This entertaining and educational approach can achieve certain educational results."
"Ha, what a dishonest child."
Teacher Wu Tian stroked his white beard and laughed heartily, "Don't be so arrogant. Just say you want to join."
“Who will join?”
Wang Quan turned his face away and said dismissively, "To me, this kind of adventure is just childish play. It's not difficult at all."
"is it?"
Teacher Wu Tian looked at Wang Quan thoughtfully, then pushed the blackboard gently, and the blackboard suddenly turned over, and a new task list appeared in front of Wang Quan.
Ghosts are frequently seen haunting Tokyo's computer rooms. Unidentified creatures have been observed leaping out of them. Adventurers with the necessary abilities are urged to address this issue as soon as possible. Danger Level: S. Reward: A pencil case that transforms into Optimus Prime.
[A lost treasure has been rumored to have appeared in the waters surrounding Vietnam. A group of pirates and admirals have rushed to the scene. The situation on the sea is extremely tense. To prevent further conflict, adventurers with the necessary abilities are urged to quickly recover the treasure. Danger Level: SS. Reward: A game console that can be used for learning.]
The Kingdom of Light has been fully invaded by the Kingdom of I. Princess Yulian of the Kingdom of Light has been kidnapped and her whereabouts are unknown. The situation has completely spiraled out of control. Adventurers with the necessary abilities are requested to rush to the Kingdom to rescue the trapped Princess Yulian. Danger Level: SSS. The reward is a certificate and a signed copy personally presented by the immortal Master Wu Tian.
"..."
Looking at the dozens of S-level tasks, a dozen SS-level tasks, and a handful of S-level tasks on the blackboard, Wang Quan held his forehead and said, "Are you kidding me? Is this a task that an elementary school student can take?"
"Of course, it's even easy, like this SSS-level mission."
Teacher Wu Tian pointed to the most difficult task and said, "The light provided by a high-purity elementary school student can directly charge Ultraman from red light to blue light. Multiple elementary school students can even make Ultraman take on a whole new form, and directly shoot the little golden men into pieces."
"So you're using elementary school students as batteries, right?"
Wang Quan looked at this SSSS-level mission thoughtfully and said, "Then can I, a primary school student who is more powerful than six primary school students, single-handedly help Ultraman acquire a new form?"
"emmm..."
Teacher Wu Tian said uncertainly: "If it is an enhancement like the rampage form, berserk form, dark form, etc., it should be fine."
Wang Quan silently pressed his fingertips and said, "You seem to have a big misunderstanding about me. Want to fight? No problem! I've long disliked you, an old fellow who sends elementary school students on extremely dangerous missions and only gives them meager rewards."
"Ahem, how could it be dangerous?"
Teacher Wu Tian said confidently, "You don't have to worry at all. With a martial arts master like me here to help, there won't be any danger that the elementary school students can't handle."
"Are you sure there's no danger, including this?"
Wang Quan pointed at another SSS-level task and asked speechlessly.
[A silver star of disaster is traveling from the Andromeda constellation in the Milky Way galaxy, hurtling towards Earth at breakneck speed. It is expected to collide with Earth in 100 days, triggering an unprecedented astronomical disaster in human history. Adventurers with the necessary abilities are requested to gather at the principal's office as soon as possible. Danger level SSS. Reward: % of the SPW Foundation's shares.]
Teacher Wu Tian looked at the SSS-level task in front of him in astonishment: "This is not the task I issued!"
"You're talking about this now?"
Wang Quan sighed and said, "I finally convinced myself that Wang Xiaoming was a cultivator, Illya Miyu was a magical girl, and Rika was just a cameo. But you want me to believe that the Earth will be destroyed in 100 days? This joke is a bit too much. Can't we take it step by step? Let me start by beating Sakuragi Hanamichi 100 points?"
The Proof of the Elementary School Student and the Hero: Chapter 145: Golden Hair, Bullets, and the Elementary School Student
Just as Wang Quan was criticizing the idiot principal for making this task list too exaggerated, actually asking elementary school students to participate in such a grand cause as saving the world, an abrupt voice sounded behind him -
"No, no, no! My dear child, please do not underestimate our Earth's ability to suffer bad luck."
A very pompous, older man's voice rang out from behind Wang Quan. He turned around in surprise and saw a rough-looking foreign man standing behind him, shaking a bottle of wine. "Can you imagine how many times this Earth, which has always been walking on thin ice, has experienced the threat of global destruction?"
"A little wreck's life span is 4.6 billion years. 4.6 billion years of walking on thin ice? Then this little wreck must be regretting being born in the solar system. And..."
Wang Quan looked at the golden-haired foreigner in confusion: "Uncle, who are you?"
After saying that, he covered his ears with his hands amidst a burst of extremely loud laughter.
"Joseph Joestar."
The golden-haired man said his name proudly, then turned to look at the principal: "Teacher Wu Tian, long time no see."
"Forehead……"
Teacher Wu Tian rubbed his chin, looked at the blond-haired man and asked doubtfully, "I have the same question as Comrade Xiao Wang. Who are you?"
"Is Mr. Wu Tian old?"
Joseph yelled, "Don't you remember Jonathan Joestar, the one you saved from the vampire attack on the ship? He's my grandfather!"
"Jonathan? That unlucky rich boy. I remember him now."
Mr. Wu Tian looked at Joseph in confusion and said, "Your last name is also Joestar, so you are Jonathan's son?"
Joseph corrected him, "It's grandson."
"My grandson, time flies. The last time I saw him was during the Taisho era."
Teacher Wu Tian sighed and said, "That argumentative young man, Jonathan, came all the way here to express his gratitude after he learned about my activities here. How is your grandfather? Where is he now?"
"Very good."
Joseph shrugged and said, "After meeting you, Grandpa discovered traces of vampires here, so he decided not to leave. He stayed and taught young people breathing techniques. He also organized them to form the Demon Slayer Corps to hunt down the demons here. After killing them all, he returned home refreshed."
"Huh, did this happen?"
Teacher Wu Tian nodded thoughtfully, then looked at Joseph in confusion. "So, Joseph, you realized that Grandpa hadn't killed all the vampires, so you came back to wipe them out completely?"
"No...Mr. Takenori."
Joseph put away his cheerful expression and looked hesitantly at Wang Quan who was listening quietly beside him.
"Just say it."
Teacher Wu Tian waved his hand and said, "Even in the Yuanshen Primary School where there are so many strong people, this student Xiao Wang can be ranked first. There is no need to avoid him when talking."
Wang Quan looked at Teacher Wu Tian helplessly: "You are really not shy, Principal, but whether or not to give way is up to me."
Let’s talk about it. He opened the drawer of Teacher Wu Tian’s office without hesitation. After searching for a while, he found the Desert Eagle placed there as a prize.
Then he fumbled with the handle of the Desert Eagle a little awkwardly, found a small raised black dot and pressed it, and the next moment the Desert Eagle ejected the magazine. He picked up a pack of BB bullets, tore open the bag and loaded the bullets into it.
After making all the preparations, he raised his gun as quickly as possible, aimed at Joseph's head and pulled the trigger. The golden-haired man tilted his head calmly, and the bullet grazed his ear and went behind him, and then the BB bullet actually stopped in the air.
"really……"
Wang Quan looked at the purple thorns that emerged from behind Joseph, twisting like snakes. "I felt something was strange when I first came in. You really are hiding something behind you, just like Lihua and I."
"Just like you?"
Joseph was stunned for a moment, then looked at the vague human figure behind Wang in astonishment: "Is that a Stand following behind you, kid? You're just an elementary school student, but you're a Stand user!"
"What is a Stand User?"
Wang Quan raised his head and looked up at the quiet black magician girl floating behind him, thinking, it seems that in addition to the shrine maiden and card user, other professions also have spirits behind them.
"No!"
Joseph's eyes widened after seeing the Dark Magician Girl clearly, and he muttered, "Is this really a Stand? But don't Stands usually look very abstract?! Why is your Stand... your Stand... so different from ours?"
"Ok?"
Wang Quan turned his head in confusion and looked at the Dark Magician Girl. Mana was also confused and looked at him in circles with her head down.
"Is there something wrong with the style of my stand?"
“This is a huge problem!”
Joseph stared at the elementary school student and his stand in shock, looking devastated. "My grandson and his friends' stand-ins are mostly muscular men, but why are they transformed into cute magical girls in yours? That fair skin, that delicate face, and that revealing outfit... Oh my god, why is a mere elementary school student treated so well? He can have a magical girl as a stand-in, but I only have a bunch of tentacles! Oh my god, this is unfair!!!"
Wang Quan looked awkwardly at the golden-haired man kneeling on the ground, pounding his fists unwillingly. Then he turned and asked, "Old man, are you sure this guy's grandfather was a hero who passed by his home three times without entering, solely dedicated to slaying demons?"
"..."
Teacher Wu Tian stared blankly at the black magician girl behind Wang Quan. After a while, he ran to Joseph's side and pounded the ground with him, hating the injustice of fate to him!
"Why is it that I, a diligent martial arts master, only have a giant turtle to accompany me in my later years, while a mere elementary school student already has a magical girl as his backer! Oh heaven, oh earth, did this kid who constantly seeks revenge on human society save the galaxy in his previous life?!"
Speechlessly watching the two old men hugging each other and crying bitterly, Wang Quan turned his head to look at the Dark Magician Girl and asked doubtfully, "Mana, is it really rare to have a magical girl as a spirit? But from what I see, there are a lot of sister cards in the card."
"Emmmm, it's true that there are a lot of sister cards."
Mana rubbed her temples in thought, "But I've only seen one Duelist, Master, parading around with a female card. I've seen many Duelists parading around with dragon card sprites, mechanical card sprites, and adult male card sprites."
Proof of an Elementary School Student and a Hero: Chapter 146: The Wrongly Accused Roshi-sensei
Looking at the two old guys who were still hugging each other and crying for the unfairness of fate, Wang Quan shook his head speechlessly.
"Although I've decided to devote more time to school, that doesn't mean I have enough time to watch these two old guys have fun. If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."
After saying that, Wang Quan turned around and was about to leave, but soon his sneakers were hugged by Joseph.
"Wait a mininute!"
Joseph stood up, trying not to look at the spirit floating behind the king. "Since you are also a Stand user, then you are also qualified to know about this matter concerning the safety of the Earth."
"Oh?"
Wang Quan asked in confusion, "Are you sure the safety of the Earth has anything to do with a primary school student?"
"It has something to do with all the living things on this planet!"
Joseph walked over to the blackboard where the missions were posted, took down an SSS-level mission, and slammed it heavily on Teacher Wu Tian's desk. "A 'wandering celestial body' named 'Silver Disaster Star', departing from the Andromeda constellation in the Milky Way, will collide with Earth in 100 days. If nothing is done, no living being will survive this astronomical disaster."
"really."
Teacher Wu Tian looked at Joseph thoughtfully and said, "You are the one who issued this mission that even I don't know about, right?"
"Ah."
Joseph nodded solemnly and said, "Because the situation was so urgent, the first thing I thought of was you, Master Wu Tian, whom my grandfather highly praised, so I rushed over immediately..."
"Slow down, slow down!"
Wang Quan interrupted Joseph and frowned, saying, "So-called wandering celestial bodies are planets that have broken away from their own galaxies and are wandering around in the universe, right? If such a planet were truly headed for Earth, it would truly be an unprecedented astronomical disaster—but after a hundred days? If that's really the case, then this so-called silver disaster star would already be visible to humans with the naked eye."
"This is the result obtained by scientists from the SPW Consortium based on the acceleration of the Silver Disaster."
Joseph said to Wang Quan seriously, "As for how I know this—it's because one day, on a whim, I used the power of my Stand, the Purple Hermit, to sacrifice a camera to read distant objects. Look! This photo is of the murderer who will kill humanity in the next 100 years!"
Joseph slammed a photo on the table, making a loud noise. Wang Quan took a closer look out of curiosity and saw a light silver planet fixed on the photo.
"Emm, a photo doesn't mean anything."
Wang Quan was a little confused and asked, "Is there any other evidence to prove that this planet will destroy humanity?"
"Yes, but because we are still investigating, there are not many. Currently, we only know of one church that is promoting doomsday theories."
Joseph vividly described to Wang Quan, "The organization calling itself the 'Metal Church' claims that their god, the Silver Star of Calamity, is traveling from Andromeda and will soon reach Earth. All humans must either join them and become the Silver Star's mechanical servants, or become the god's food."
"Metal Church?"
Wang Quan blinked. "Are you saying this church has a close relationship with this silver celestial body? Or is it possible that this church is using this celestial body as a cover to scare people into joining the church? This is a common tactic used by cults."
"That's absolutely impossible. The Metal Church is not that kind of cult."
Joseph shook his head and said, "I've been in contact with this church and discovered that they regularly hold a ritual called 'Mechanical Ascension'. During the ritual, they gain power said to come from the Silver Scourge, a power that can transform humans into mechanical life forms. Furthermore, the Metal Church has discovered what the Spw Foundation is investigating, so they raided the Spw Foundation and abducted all of our scientists."
"emmm..."
Wang Quan frowned and said, "It certainly doesn't sound like an ordinary cult. I understand. I will have the researchers from the Return Foundation assist SPW in their research on the Silver Scourge and the Metal Church."
"The Return Foundation? The one that's been so popular on Wall Street lately?"
Joseph looked at Wang Quan in confusion: "Little friend, you're talking as if you have a close relationship with this foundation."
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