Why fight the Holy Grail War? Let's play cards!

Jiang You didn't know what to say. The other party couldn't be much younger than him even though he started working. Was his name something that needed to be kept secret? This guy wasn't a devil. He would be enslaved if his real name was known.

Baldy Zhang covered his bald forehead. He didn't believe that there was someone without a name. But it was indeed what this person would say. After spending such a short time with him, he felt that this person was really a character who acted according to his will.

"Anyway, she'll be your colleague from now on. Xiao Zhang, take her to familiarize herself with the work environment."

Jiang You studied the black-haired girl before him. She was beautiful, so beautiful she looked like a photo retouched. Her long hair was tied into a neat bun, refreshing yet elegant. Her features were exquisite, her eyes large yet harmonious, though the color of her pupils was a bit unusual, a lavender, suggesting she was wearing cosmetic contact lenses. Looking down, he saw a perfectly formed figure. Her white-collar work attire was stretched high, and the simple waistband on her pants revealed her waist and hips. Just looking at her silhouette could trigger a primal instinct. Her voice was pleasant, yet strangely familiar.

Another thing is that she looks too young, not in her twenties. If she weren't dressed like an office lady, she would look more like a high school student. Overall, it's a bit unrealistic.

"Is it necessary? Our department is just this small."

Jiang You wondered if he shouldn't walk him through the process. Did this bald guy really think this young lady was interested in him? He looked like the type who'd be approached by a whole platoon of people on the street every day. He, a small fish, didn't want to get involved in such a vast (?) ocean. Being liked by a beautiful girl was normal in the game, but in real life, he should keep an eye on his wallet. Jiang You had enough money to spend from two incomes, but for a stunningly beautiful and wealthy young lady like this, it was probably just a pittance.

Jiang You has always been a match for someone of equal status, because if the social status gap is too great, it's easy for values ​​to clash. It's not that they can't be together, it's just that the chances are slim. Could your ancestors have deceived you? Jpg.

"What about other departments? Show her around the entire company. Since there aren't many people here today, let's show her around."

Baldy Zhang just wanted to send this person away quickly. He also felt that she wouldn't stay in such a practical department for long. Her father had just moved up by talking, so why should she suffer here? Anyway, the department didn't have any plans to recruit anyone, so he just let her hang out here for a while. If she did well, she came here to experience life. If she didn't, could he still scold her?

Besides, Miss Tong has just returned to China and will be settling down here for a while. You can live nearby and help her get familiar with the surrounding environment."

"Are you serious?"

Jiang You pointed at himself and said, "You should know that I'm quite the homebody. After get off work, I usually play games at home. Besides, I've only been here for a little over two years, and sometimes I even have to ask for directions. How can I be a guide?"

This is the truth, and appropriately pointing out your own shortcomings can reduce the other person's impression of you. If the other person doesn't mind at all, you should be more careful.

Baldy Zhang was speechless. This guy was so stubborn. He created an opportunity for him to be alone with a young woman, but he didn't appreciate it at all.

"Aren't you going to live in this world anymore? If you're not familiar with it, go get familiar with it. It's a good opportunity for you to go with Miss Tong to learn the ropes. We're all young people, so it's a good idea for us to be companions! You're so timid and afraid that you haven't found a girlfriend yet! Is Miss Tong really going to eat you?"

Jiang Youxin thought that she looked like she might really eat people.

"That's hard to say, maybe it really will happen?"

Miss Tong chuckled and looked at Jiang You with half-closed eyes. Jiang You felt that his eyes were about to turn red.

"...?"

"...!"

No one expected Miss Tong to respond like that. Baldy Zhang could only say that she was truly outgoing, having returned from abroad. It was a shame he was so confident in his looks (an ugly kind of confidence). If he were twenty years younger, he wouldn't have given Jiang You a chance. But at this age, his wife was in her prime, and he was starting to feel overwhelmed, his mind preoccupied with his career.

"Miss Tong is really good at joking."

This sentence was useless to both of them, so Baldy Zhang could only try to smooth things over, "Look, they are so relaxed, how can a boy like you suffer any loss?"

"Since we are going out, this outfit is a bit inappropriate. I will go change. Senior Jiang You, please wait for a moment."

Miss Tong smiled sweetly and left the reception room to find a deserted place to change her clothes.

"Aren't you a little too hopeless? Others aren't afraid, but you act so cautious. If you could make it onto her list, your future would be much easier."

Perhaps because he had been holding it in for too long, Baldy Zhang quickly lit a cigarette.

"If you don't make the most of the opportunity I give you, you'll regret it when you're older."

"So which one is better? Don't think I can't see that you're having a headache with her, too."

Jiang You glanced at Baldy Zhang. This guy was usually easy-going, and he didn't get in through connections, so it didn't matter if he was a little casual with him.

"Look at me, how could a young lady like her be interested in me?"

"All of them."

Baldy Zhang looked at Jiang You. Jiang You wasn't usually unkempt; he tended to take care of himself. Honestly, if he cleaned up, he'd probably have an 80-point appearance. However, he wasn't handsome enough to be noticed by a wealthy lady, as there were better-looking men in other departments.

"Maybe they just like yours? Everyone has their romantic luck sometimes. Back then, when you and Brother Zhang were together—"

"—Well, I can't imagine it, because it never happened."

There weren't so many glorious years. The depressed Zhang Tuzi took a deep puff of cigarette and almost coughed out his lungs.

"Just think of it as your romantic luck. Besides, she's Mr. Tong's daughter. If you make her happy, won't there be plenty of opportunities to climb up the ladder?"

"Will I also have to sell my body someday?"

Jiang You thought that this kind of thing shouldn't be done by men, and is it really a matter of life and death? This girl is obviously a sea king.

"Remember to take precautions."

Baldy Zhang looked like an experienced person.

"Not on the first day."

Of course, it would be a lie to say I had no feelings for a pretty girl like this. Adults are realistic, but they shouldn't be so casual. And wouldn't it be awkward to work together? "Do you take me for some kind of perverted demon?"

"Don't I understand you youngsters? You've been holding it in for so long that any female would take a second look."

"That was back in the day. Stealth games are so popular now, you should have heard of that kind of game, right?"

Jiang You felt that the Yu-Gi-Oh game he played had already shown this tendency. Wouldn’t that kind of game be even more outrageous?

"Oh? Xiao Jiang, can you please excuse me?"

"Good guy, do you believe me and tell your wife?"

456

Chapter 456: Senior, if you continue like this, you will be led by the bad woman.

"Senior~ I'm ready, we can go now."

Miss Tong's voice came from outside the door. Her voice sounded very lively and she was obviously very happy.

Jiang You could only say goodbye to the excited Zhang Baldy. He didn't know whether this man would be dragged out and beaten by his wife after he went back to lie down in the stealth warehouse without paying his taxes.

"You call me senior?"

Jiang You wondered if it wasn't customary in China to address senior employees like that; they'd usually just call them "brother" or "sister." This was quite a novel experience. It was a bit like the setting for Matou Sakura and Matthew. Jiang You took a closer look at Miss Tong. Her face was somewhat similar to Matou Sakura's, but slightly rounder, more like that of the B.B cosplayer. Speaking of which, she'd said she'd see him in a month, and now it's been half a month. He didn't know if she was joking.

"Why, does it feel weird?"

Miss Tong quickly stepped forward to gain some space, then turned around and tilted her head to look directly into Jiang You's eyes. "I will only address you like this, Senior. I wonder if you are a little excited by this beautiful junior calling you that?"

"It's just a little too formal. I'm not used to it."

Jiang You averted his eyes awkwardly. He almost thought he was still in the game. Jokes that were okay in the game weren't allowed in real life. It could even affect his career. But there was no need to worry too much. At his age, if he couldn't handle it, he could just run away.

"Oh? Are you shy, Senpai~ Senpai~"

Miss Tong's familiarity was a little absurd, "A small-time senior who was taken advantage of by a junior on the first day~"

"do not do that."

Jiang You never thought that he would actually meet a girl with such a personality in real life. Whether it was intentional or not, it was too tempting to commit a crime, especially since she was drifting like this.

"Huh? Adding two words to 'Zanyu Senior' makes you like this? This won't do. You'll easily be led away by a bad woman. I won't allow such a thing!"

Miss Tong suddenly became energetic and started walking quickly while pulling Jiang You.

"For the sake of Sanyu-senpai's future, we need to undergo desensitization training, so let's go on a date!"

"Wait, aren't we here to familiarize ourselves with our surroundings?"

Jiang You already wanted to run away. This person was completely different from him. What was this about being led by a bad woman? Isn't this just a bad woman? "Let's talk about this later."

As long as she officially starts working, she will definitely be the center of attention. At that time, her energy will not be focused on herself, and she will not have many opportunities to be alone. She can get away at will.

"Is the senior a little bit stupid?"

Miss Tong pulled out her phone and shook it. "The map of modern society is quite detailed. We're not in Chongqing (?) so we can just look at it. And don't run away, senior! I've been preparing this dating guide for a long time. Are you so cruel as to stand me up? Just so you know, from now on, I won't let you go."

Before she could finish, Miss Tong kneaded Jiang You's arm, and the two rich fruits directly made Jiang You's entire arm sink into it. Jiang You then realized that a certain Yu-Gi-Oh collaboration had made him much more resistant to beautiful women. If it were in the past, this kind of overly intimate behavior and this kind of touch would probably have caused a reaction. In short, thank you Yu-Gi-Oh.

But now it was just like what Miss Tong had said, Jiang You couldn't escape. Unless Jiang You threw her away with all his might, but with the strength of Miss Tong's arms, she would have to be thrown flying to have a chance. Jiang You's arm strength wasn't at that level yet, so it could only be said that when someone got shameless, it was really hard to deal with him.

"Hehe, your concentration is pretty good. I was worried that you wouldn't be able to walk."

Obviously, she was not unaware of what her actions meant, so this woman was quite terrifying. This was the effect she was aiming for. "Even if you've passed here, let me start the first stop... Hmm, I'm almost hungry at this time. When dating a girl, the place to eat is also very important. I've marked all the recommended places, so please choose one. If you pick randomly, or if you deliberately make me unhappy, I will hug you even tighter."

As she spoke, Miss Tong stood on tiptoe and put her mouth close to Jiang You's ear. The breath she exhaled gently tickled Jiang You's ear continuously.

"Or maybe Senior just wants me to report it more strictly~"

If he didn't satisfy this young lady today, he might not be able to escape. Jiang You simply couldn't handle this type of person. Jiang You glanced at the phone Miss Tong handed him. She had indeed done a lot of research. Several famous restaurants nearby were marked, even the atmosphere and taste were labeled with star level and type. I don't know where she got the data from. Some internet-famous shops were also marked, but Jiang You simply passed them up. No matter what the girl's status, unless they were already in a relationship, going to such places would definitely be a demerit.

If Miss Tong hadn't said that before, Jiang You really wanted to choose these. Now he really has to think about it carefully.

Since he didn't know Miss Tong's tastes and preferences, Jiang You could only choose a French restaurant. It was considered a fairly high-end place, and with his combined salaries, he could afford to eat there occasionally. If Miss Tong only wanted to pay for it herself, then she was successful.

"A French restaurant? The food isn't great, but the ambiance is definitely nice. And when you think of France, you think of romance, right?"

Miss Tong smiled, but her expression did not look very satisfied.

"Overall, it's pretty good. On a scale of 10, I can only give it a 6. That's the standard answer, but it's too cliché, Senior! Girls these days aren't that easy to please. But Senior, you've given it serious thought, and I'm happy about that. So, you pass."

"You want to know what a perfect score is, right?"

"No, I didn't mean to ask."

In fact, Jiang You really wanted to ask, but this person's attack was too fierce and a little scary.

"Hey, you're lying. You looked really curious."

Miss Tong reached out and poked Jiang You's face. "You're such a duplicity guy, let me reveal the answer. The answer is—BIBI, all wrong!"

Miss Tong, simulating an error message, pulled Jiang You, who had been trying to distance himself, back.

"The correct answer is your favorite store. Sharing your preferences with girls is the correct answer. Let's go, senior, to the place you go most often, so that I can get to know you better~"

"Okay, Miss Tong."

Jiang You didn't think this was the correct answer, but just said that you were right.

"That's too formal, but that's also because I didn't tell you my real name."

Miss Tong finally said her name, "Tong Jianying, you can just call me Xiaoying~"

"Okay, Miss Tong."

"Call me Xiaoying."

"No problem, Miss Tong."

"If you do this, I'm going to yell. As for how to yell, do you want to know, Senior?"

Miss Tong showed a very charming expression.

Jiang You hadn't planned to leave this world yet, so he could only admit defeat: "Xiaoying."

"That's good, Senior~"

457

Chapter 457 Are bad women scary? Yes, they are scary.

It has been a long time since I last visited Xiao He's store. I feel like the taste has changed a bit during this period, although it is still delicious.

Jiang You hesitated in front of the familiar restaurant. Besides Xiao He and the proprietress, there were many familiar faces inside, all regulars. Seeing Xiao Ying and him, they'd definitely think they were a couple. While he wasn't at a disadvantage as a man, it still felt odd. He was genuinely a little scared of her. This kind of girl would definitely be incredibly popular in a game, but in real life, Jiang You felt like a teasing idiot.

"Zanyu-senpai~"

Suddenly, a breeze blew past Jiang You's ears, causing half of his face to flush red. This reaction made Xiaoying giggle. "What are you afraid of? It's just a meal. Are you interested in the proprietress here? You should correct this dangerous idea as soon as possible. Young girls are better, right? As your junior, I have the obligation to correct your twisted sexual preferences."

Jiang You decided not to pursue the topic. He didn't know who the last boy she'd toyed with was. He didn't think he was the first one. If it was a childhood sweetheart, at least it would make sense. But a guy who fell from the sky seemed like a charm. It was hard to say, though. If this continued, he'd really be charmed.

"To my taste, the noodle soup here is incredible. I highly recommend it. They also have scallion pancakes, black pepper beef, and crystal shrimp dumplings. Would you like to pick one?"

Xiaoying looked at the situation inside the restaurant and found that it was indeed very crowded. A table of guests had just finished their meal and left, leaving a seat vacant.

"There are quite a lot of people here. It seems that Senior has a good eye. Let me take a look. Well, with so many recommendations, Senior actually wants to invite me next time, right?"

This guy's ability to interpret, or rather misinterpret, is also unique. He can always find an angle that is beneficial to him. Jiang You didn't know how to respond.

Xiaoying stared at the young waiter Xiao He, and said "So that's how it is" in a soft, mosquito-like voice, then showed a malicious smile.

"Unfortunately, I'm a carpe diem type. Since the seniors have recommended it, I'll just order one of everything."

"Their portions are pretty generous, is that okay?"

Jiang You reminded her that with Xiaoying's body shape, her appetite should not be small, but it can't be that big either. With such a thin waist, she would have to absorb no calories at all.

"Indeed, wasting food is not a good idea, so, Senior, please share one plate with me."