Why fight the Holy Grail War? Let's play cards!

Xiaoying put her hands together as if to ask for help, but she still did not let go of Jiang You's arm.

"Shouldn't you be sitting across from me? I really won't run away."

Xiaoying almost sat in Jiang You's arms. She didn't care about other people's opinions at all, but Jiang You did. He wasn't the type to show off his food in public, not to mention that he wasn't in a relationship right now. "Also, if you can't finish it, just order a smaller portion. Haven't you paid yet?"

"0 points!"

Women are all moody. Jiang You now misses his Illya and those heroic spirits so much. They at least won't be like this. "Senior, you have to find a way to satisfy the little willful girls. Otherwise, you will lose points, big points!"

"If you're disappointed, can you let me go? It would be even better if you could just lose interest in me."

Jiang You felt his arm begin to go numb. Although it felt really good to the touch, if he kept it warm he'd be sweating. He just wanted to stretch his arm to relieve the numbness, but if he moved now he'd inevitably push the fruit aside. Now everyone was staring at him, which was quite indecent and embarrassing.

"Hmph, if you keep saying something weird like that, Senior, I'll teach you what it means to force something to happen."

Xiaoying said that she would never let go.

"Hahahaha, Comrade Xiao Jiang, you are really a bit unkind."

A middle-aged man, a regular customer, finally spoke up after watching the scene. "Having a girlfriend is certainly a good thing. When I was young, I was so excited I couldn't sleep. But you're wrong to come here and show off your affection. Look how anxious Xiao He is!"

Jiang You then turned his gaze to the familiar waitress, Xiao He, and found that she was staring at Xiao Ying so intently that the veins on her hands were popping out.

"Wait?"

He and Xiao He had a good relationship, but there was no sign of a romantic relationship. Jiang You also felt that this wasn't the anger of having his beloved taken away, but rather a feeling of revenge for his father's murder.

"Are you jealous?"

Xiaoying seemed even more excited now. She just liked to see other people's embarrassed expressions. This guy obviously didn't get along well with Xiao He.

"I just like the look on your face when you're jealous of me but can't kill me."

Xiao He gritted her teeth. This guy was indeed dangerous. The prison hadn't been able to hold her. Now she should have seen Jiang You's true nature. After all, he was the owner of this world, a person with considerable authority in Mooncell. The power of rules that Jiang You radiated at all times was definitely conspicuous to her. This guy approached Jiang You for this very reason. She was definitely excited now. How could BB, with his bad personality, possibly have good intentions?

Yog-Sothoth's values ​​were quite different from those of humans, unleashing such a dangerous creature so carelessly. Xiao He, also known as Alaya, complained about Bubble's actions, but she was powerless to stop him. She had previously considered making BB Jiang You's partner, but now it seemed like a nuclear explosion button was being thrown right at her. It wasn't like there wasn't a chance for redemption; this country was still monogamous, and given Jiang You's mindset, he wouldn't break that framework just yet.

Before that, it’s better not to get into conflict with BB, so as to prevent this crazy woman from doing anything out of line.

Xiao He came over with the food, placed it in front of the two of them, then snorted coldly and walked away without saying a word.

"Tsk, how boring. If you don't mind, Senior Jiang You will take it away from me!"

BB (it’s okay to call him that from now on, it’s easy to distinguish if you use that name, so use it when addressing him) seeing that the other party didn’t respond, his enthusiasm suddenly dropped.

"Stop teasing others."

Jiang You persuaded him, saying that this guy was indeed quite annoying, although she had no right to say so. Because in a sense, his behavior was quite consistent with her taste. The problem was that it was too consistent, so consistent that it was frightening.

"Let's eat first."

"Since Senior said so~"

BB actually enjoyed it. Ordinary NPCs were too dull for her. While they looked just like ordinary people, she could still discern subtle differences. Only in this city and the surrounding area, within Jiang You's reach, were all the characters just like ordinary people, save for their souls. This made her feel exactly what it meant to be alive, not just a high-level intelligent NPC. Plus, teasing a boy like Jiang You, who looked like a pure-hearted boy, was truly enjoyable. Watching his primal instincts and rationality (?) clash was incredibly enjoyable.

"You feed me."

458

Chapter 458: Lively to the point of being crazy.

What else could Jiang You do? This girl really didn't care about her reputation. If Jiang You didn't do anything, she would just keep her mouth open, and then she would pull Jiang You's hand down. In front of so many people, Jiang You felt like he was going to be posted online and become famous. So Jiang You chose to compromise, picked up the chopsticks and spoon, and fed her mouthful by mouthful.

During this period, Jiang You did something particularly disgusting and wanted to try to counterattack, but this person took it over easily. It was Jiang You who was made blushing. Now Jiang You was completely obedient. He could only hope that this person would be satisfied sooner and end today's trip.

"It's really good, but I want to try something else next time. Senior will take me there, right?"

BB was quite satisfied with the lunch made by Inhibition, but the deadpan faces of those two were off-putting. If the other party had a stronger reaction, she would have frequented it, but in this case, there was no point in playing with them at all.

“You don’t have the right to refuse.”

"Then is there anything else to say?"

Jiang You said he had nothing to say.

"0 points, you're really acting like a straight man, Senior. If you keep going like this, I'm afraid I'll have to follow you for the rest of my life to ensure you don't get bullied. Xiaoying, I'm really too kind!"

BB shook his head, looking disappointed.

"Then let's go to the next stop. The cinema or the amusement park. Senpai, choose one?"

Speaking of dating with people of the same age, of course it’s the cinema. In the game, Jiang You visited the aquarium with Illya. At that time, they were just summons and tokens, just like taking care of a child.

"Let's go to the cinema. We also need to choose a romance movie."

"Another standard answer. Senior, have you ever really dated? It all seems like something out of a movie."

Baby's eyes have curved into crescents.

"Actually, there was one. We went to the aquarium and he was quite happy."

At this point, I couldn't bring myself to say I was dating a game character. But I definitely couldn't let this person say I was getting too deep into it (in every sense of the word).

"Hey, what a pity! I thought I would be the one to take Senior's virginity."

BB acted quite disappointed. "Could it be that Senior is the type who appears innocent on the surface, but actually has a lot of fun in private? It seems like I'm teasing Senior, but in fact, Senior is ready to eat me up?"

If this was what Ai Lei said to him in the game, Jiang You would definitely continue with it, such as "That's right, just take a shower and wait for me in bed tonight." However, this Miss Tong was the type who took advantage of the situation. If he really said that, he would be the only one who would suffer.

"I can't imagine a more carnivorous contestant than you. You're the best at playing the pig and eating the tiger, right?"

"That's annoying! How can you praise someone like that, Senior? Even I would get angry."

It seemed like BB was really on her first date, but that was just her personality. She couldn't really catch most people's attention, with Zabiko and Jiang You being exceptions. Recently, Zabiko seemed to have disappeared. BB would use surveillance cameras to look for her when she was free, but unfortunately, after Zabiko disappeared from her apartment, she never showed up again.

There are only a handful of beings in this world capable of wielding extraordinary powers. Even that demonic Bodhisattva had his memories reset, transforming him into a truly savior. But BB had a feeling that he wasn't just that simple; he might have some back-up plan. But what future, even she couldn't tell.

So Zabiko's disappearance couldn't have been caused by humans, or rather, it wasn't caused by the humans in this world. It should have been like a Heroic Spirit Summoning, except that it wasn't a Heroic Spirit on the Throne of Heroes, but a living person. If the people in this world were truly human.

Of course, because of Jiang You’s existence, the laws seem to be quite complete, so it’s no problem to say that he is a human.

"Well then, the scores chosen by the seniors this time will be announced—"

BB emphasized the onomatopoeia again, "Clang clang! Unfortunately, this time, there are only 50 points. You must be wondering why the passing score is 50 when it should be 60, right? Well, Xiaoying, I will announce the answer. The answer is: all of them!"

"Xiaoying (BB)'s small class. Seniors should listen carefully and take notes if possible."

BB coughed twice and spoke in a fairly standard broadcast voice, "When a girl presents you with multiple options, she actually wants all of them. Aside from food, which requires multiple meals, other things are best satisfied in one sitting if possible. A generous and considerate guy is a huge plus."

"Is the boy some kind of wish-granting machine?"

Can girls have both fish and bear's paw? Isn't that a bit unreasonable?

“Good rant!”

BB clapped his hands. "Girls like boys with a sense of humor, too. +3 points. But you were complaining about girls' insatiable desires, which is really bad. You're telling the truth! 5 points will be deducted. Adding to your previous passing score, you only get 9 points now. Seriously, you need to work harder!"

"Can you just give me 0 points and let me go?"

Jiang You also began to let himself go.

"Hey, Senior, have you forgotten that if you don't have enough points, I will stick to you."

BB squeezed Jiang You's arm so hard it felt like his bones were cracking. The last time he felt this way was when Yao Gao held him, but that was a game. This was reality. While it might have something to do with the lack of a 100% pain switch, it was still terrifying. This girl's power must have reached the level of a Heroic Spirit, far removed from domestic violence.

Because the perpetrator can only be her, her victim is in danger of having his head split open by the strong hands.

"So, this is actually a confession, right? Senior doesn't want me to leave your side either, how bold of you~"

BB looked at the helpless Jiang You with a refreshing expression, "Then our next destination is the amusement park, and then the cinema. Senior, please don't look so sad, be cheerful! Xiaoying, I chose a comedy, so senior, just enjoy your date for a while~"

Dating a beautiful girl is a joyous experience, but only if she's a normal person. Jiang You truly can't handle someone this lively and insane; even the Shuten character in the game doesn't seem to be that active. Shuten's slow pace sometimes even gives her the air of a lady from a rich family. Speaking of which, I haven't really paid much attention to Shuten since I brought her out. It's a real hassle when a collectible has a personality. I'll have to check on her when the time comes.

Even Shuten is more docile than girls in real life, Jiang You felt so.

459

Chapter 459: The evil BB is invading Jiang You’s heart.

"Aww!!"

A white ghost pounced in front of Jiang You. Although it was a ghost, it was actually a person covered with a white sheet. There were ferocious-looking eyes and a mouth painted on the head, but it actually looked a little cute.

"Xiaoying, stop making trouble. You are not a staff member."

This was a haunted house. BB had only taken a few steps inside when Jiang You and BB excitedly ran out. Jiang You briefly considered running away, but he held back. Given this person's integrity, there was absolutely no way he'd let him go. He had to at least treat him well today, or he'd get even worse.

"How boring! Senior, can't you just pretend to be scared?"

BB pulled off the bed sheet, threw it aside, and hugged Jiang You's arm again.

"But how did you recognize me, Senior? Did you spy on me changing clothes?"

"What do you say?"

Jiang You turned his head away. This person's sexual characteristics were too obvious, with an 80% turning head rate. Normal people could not taste such a big thing. After the white sheet covered the rest of the body, the high and bulging shape became more prominent. It could only be her, there was no one else.

BB looked down and suddenly realized what was going on. She smiled and leaned close to Jiang You's ear: "Senior, you're a pervert."

Jiang You is somewhat immune. It can only be said that adaptability is a very scary thing.

"By the way, this outfit is for employees, right? How did it end up in your hands?"

Jiang You was even more curious as to why Xiaoying had found a set of work clothes after just a short while away. Could it be that this guy had broken into someone else's backstage?

"You mean this? I knocked out the guy pretending to be a ghost and just took it out and used it."

BB gestured, "First I did this, then this, and finally I hung him up."

Jiang You thought this person was probably joking. While the strength he displayed was more than enough to knock someone out, modern society was ruled by law. Who would resort to direct violence? He was about to find another topic when a scream suddenly pierced the entire haunted house.

It was normal to hear such a sound in a haunted house, and Jiang You didn't care. Then the woman's trembling voice reached everyone's ears.

"Someone come, a staff member was hanged!!!"

This amusement park is quite formal, and the relevant staff are all in uniform, which is to facilitate people to inquire about the address of the amusement park facilities and guide children to find their lost parents. Therefore, the identity of the staff was confirmed immediately.

"What did you do?"

You will see BB with a shaky eye but pretending nothing happened.

"Don't worry, I just put the rope inside his clothes. The actual support point is his back. The rope is like this, and then tied like this. There is no pressure on the neck at all."

BB gestured that the rope used in this way of tying acts more like a vest, so the staff were not hanged.

"So... you really knocked him out."

How could such a weird thing exist in modern society? Jiang You was terrified.

"Because it's fun. Don't worry, there's no harm at all. Even if I go to the hospital, they won't find anything wrong. I even avoided surveillance. I'm awesome, right?"

BB's attack was measured. Unlike Jiang You, she had perfect control over her strength, never letting any of it overflow. She just liked to play, not to kill.

"You and I……"

Jiang You didn’t know what to say. Should he call the police?

"Senior, are you planning to sacrifice your own family for the sake of justice? Can you really bear to send a beautiful girl like me to prison?"

Perhaps guessing what Jiang You was thinking, BB looked at Jiang You with tears in his eyes.

Jiang You frowned, "You've already started working, isn't it a bit inappropriate to call yourself a beautiful girl?"

Who would describe themselves in this way?

Whether or not to call the police wasn't his concern. Jiang You put down his phone. It all depended on the victim. Furthermore, the child's father, Mr. Tong, was a well-known figure in the city. If, as she claimed, he had avoided surveillance and there was no evidence, then the employee would have to blame himself for his misfortune.

"Senior, not everyone in this world is as pure as you, like a number three citizen. Beautiful girls have privileges. No matter what aspect, they are the highest priority."

BB said such things shamelessly. Jiang You was planning to stay away from her, but he saw her stuffing an envelope into his hand.

"Including being targeted by people like this."

Jiang You opened the envelope and found a stack of photos. They showed employees in ghost costumes taking advantage of the moment to scare female tourists into rubbing their asses. This was considered sexual (?) harassment, but the person involved might not react, and even if they did, there was no definitive evidence, much like what BB was doing now.

Jiang You's expression softened. BB had indeed executed justice. Furthermore, since the employee was attacked, surveillance footage would definitely be retrieved, and now this guy's behavior would be exposed. He had never thought he would be so thoughtful. He was indeed very attentive and impressive.

"Senior, look at me, look at me."

B, B leaned down, revealing part of her cleavage. She even pushed forward with her arms, raising the visual impact to a higher level. Jiang You felt his nose getting hot.

"Are you willing to let your lovely junior be taken advantage of? Do you feel like you're being NT (?) R'd? It's better for you than for others to take advantage of you."

This guy still looks like this, but after learning about her gentle side, Jiang You had a different idea. He felt like he was about to be conquered. This guy's level might have reached another dimension.