Teacher Daxiang, let’s form a lifelong band!

Teacher Daxiang, let’s form a lifelong band!

Author: A Pigeon

Introduction:

"They are originally girls, and they have been like this from the beginning. How could they be influenced by me?"

"It sounds ridiculous, doesn't it, to say you're willing to do anything for your whole life?"

"Women are born liars. They say I'm a fool, that I'm crazy, that I did something perverted to them. How is that possible?"

"I'm just a crepe seller. How could I have that ability? That was all done by the simulator!"

On a street in Tokyo, a young man walked out of the basement with a weak look on his face, holding the wall and his waist.

"Mr. Lu Li, is it true that there are rumors online that you are Toyokawa Shoko's dog? There are also rumors that you are two-timing, can you explain it?"

"It's fake. Xiangzi is my dog. Men should stand up and not kneel. Do you understand?"

"Also...I have never been two-timing. That's a rumor."

"Then could you please tell me the truth?"

"of course can!"

　Lu Li cleared his throat.

"I have been standing on twelve boats from the beginning to the end, how could it be two?!"

Volume 15: Chapter 04 June 04, : PM

Tokyo. Shimokitazawa.

15 June 04:04

In June, early summer, the sun was shining brightly. On a street corner in Shimokitazawa, a food truck decorated by fans was sparsely surrounded by a few customers.

"Hello! I'd like a cherry crepe."

"OK, just a second!"

Hearing the customer's order, Lu Li, who was standing in the dining cart wearing an apron, skillfully took out a piece of pizza crust that had been prepared earlier and placed it in front of him.

“Cherry ice cream.”

"Crushed fruit."

"Chocolate and fudge."

"Alright, sir, your crepe is ready. Thank you for your patronage. The total is 560 yen!"

After wrapping the prepared crepe in clean wax paper, Lu Li handed the crepe to the customer in front of him with a smile...

"Hey, little brother, I want a chocolate flavor."

"Ok."

"Waiter, please give me a creamy original."

"no problem."

Perhaps because summer is coming, Lu Li's crepe business is much better today than usual. Although there are not many customers coming at the same time, there is a steady flow of customers, with someone coming to visit almost every few minutes.

It’s summer now, who doesn’t want to have a bite of cold and delicious crepes in the hot summer?

Lu Li was busy in the dining car until it got dark at seven o'clock in the evening. After he finally sent away the last customer who was waiting in front of his dining car, Lu Li had some time to rest.

"It's over."

After taking a look at the empty cooler used to store the crusts, Lu Li bent down and took out a wooden sign with the words "Stop Business" written on it from the gap between the freezer and the cupboard under him and hung it outside the car.

After finishing all this, Lu Li took out a rice ball wrapped in a plastic bag from the refrigerator's cold storage compartment. After casually tearing open the package, he walked out of the car and sat down on a sky blue plastic chair.

"Shh... This taste is just as bad as always. It's true that cheap goods don't get good quality."

The refrigerated pickled vegetable rice balls tasted like chewing wax. After taking a bite, even Lu Li, who was used to it, felt a little uncomfortable.

"Three rice balls for 100 yen on sale, tsk tsk tsk."

"I'm afraid even the customer service representative Xiaoxiang can't eat this thing?"

Despite all the complaints, Lu Li still stuffed the rice ball into his stomach. Man is made of iron and rice is made of steel, so he has to eat it.

After finishing his rice balls, Lu Li stood up and started to pack up the plastic chairs. These chairs outside the food truck were all bought by him, a total of four. These were his core competitive advantage in selling cakes, and Lu Li would feel sad if one was missing.

"Ugh......"

"We've all traveled through time, but why is it that others either enjoy a life of luxury or have built-in cheats, while for me, I only have a car to start with and have to rely on my own hands to make a living?"

"The system system is a piece of crap."

"I don't even have any talent."

"Why don't you give me a food truck that sells crepes instead of something else in the newbie gift pack?"

"Sir, are you kidding me?"

"Am I the most miserable time traveler in the world?"

After stacking the plastic chairs one by one, Lu Li turned around and glanced at his dining cart. It had been three years since he traveled here, and during these three years, this cart had been his only companion.

"Everyone says customer service representative Xiaoxiang has a miserable life, but I don't think I'm any worse than her. At least Xiaoxiang can still put on a mask and play music, but my buddy can only sell crepes while paying off his debts..."

""It's miserable!"

Thinking of the burden on his shoulders, Lu Li could only shake his head. Who could he blame for ending up like this?

The system of Weird Cat's Nest is a piece of crap. It has been loading for three years and nothing has been loaded?

Or is it because he is too kind and has to pick up an abandoned sickly child to raise?

"Meow, system, system, can you give me some more strength?"

【...】

【The system is loading. 】

"Loading, loading, brother, can I call you dear brother? You've been loading for three years."

"Three years, three years!"

"Do you know how I have been through these three years?"

"I make crepes every day! I sell dozens a day. In the past three years, I've sold enough crepes to circle Ginza, you know?"

【...】

【The system is loading. 】

"Byd, I will explain your dream!"

Hearing the system's answer in his mind, which he had heard so many times before, Lu Li chose to repay the system in the most beautiful language of his motherland.

"Meow! There's really not a single reliable system in the cat house!"

【...】

【The system is being tested.】

[It has been detected that all basic system functions have been loaded. The host can start the system in advance. ]

"???"

"Is this crappy system you've been loading for three years finally going to finish loading?"

Hearing the system's prompt, Lu Li burst into tears. After three years, this useless system was finally almost loaded.

"Open it, open it, brother. Do you know how long I've been waiting for you? If you don't open it soon, I might become the first time traveler in history to become famous for making crepes!"

[Tip: Starting the system prematurely may affect some of the system's functions. It is recommended to wait until the system is fully loaded before using it! ]

"In advance, in advance, don't give me those fancy words. God knows how much more you are going to load. Just let it affect you. I really don't want to spread this crepe for another day, really."

【...】

【The system has been started in advance. 】

[Welcome to the host to use the life simulator, the version number of this simulator is Beta0.1. ]

"???"

"What the hell?"

【Your newbie gift pack has been distributed. 】

[You have obtained a passive skill [The Man Favored by Gravity]]

[A traveler who doesn't want to become a Star Crossbow is not a good traveler. Your future of being locked up in the basement by the heavy women and becoming a Star Crossbow has been locked.]

"???"

【You're welcome. 】

"When did I ever thank you?"

[After realizing your future, your moral bottom line has become more flexible.]

[You have obtained a passive skill [Having no moral bottom line is the greatest moral bottom line]]

"???"

"What the hell are you talking about? No, is there something wrong with your system?"

After losing your moral compass, you gain enlightenment at this moment in Longchang. You realize that to become a great time traveler, you must cut ties with your past self.

[You have obtained a passive skill [Holy Separator]]

[You have successfully cut ties with your former self. From this moment on, you will begin your brand new life!]

“Bush, buddy, are you in Gan Shenmo?!”

[Extracting the first simulator object...]

[The simulated object has been anchored, the target name is "Toyokawa Shoko"]

[Target information: Toyokawa Shoko, age 16, target's current status: completely unknown.]

【The remaining number of simulations is 1.】

[Do you want to turn on the simulation? ]

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"Can I choose no?"

【cannot. 】

[The host has automatically selected yes.]

【You're welcome. 】

"..."

"You're quite a nice person."

【Thank you so much.】

[Simulation officially begins]

[Number of simulations - 1, the current remaining number is 0. ]

[The number of simulations can be increased through simulation settlement rewards, and will also be restored naturally over time.]

【Due to the Beta version, the introduction ends here. Please experience the remaining content by yourself. 】

You've traveled through time.

You open your eyes and find yourself in Tokyo. New here, penniless, you feel lost. You don't know why you're in Tokyo, and you don't know where your path leads.

[But you are very lucky, you have awakened the most reliable system in all hedgehog cats! ]