Teacher Daxiang, let’s form a lifelong band!

"They are originally girls, and they have been like this from the beginning. How could they be influenced by me?"
"It sounds ridiculous, doesn't it, to say you're willing to do anything for your whole life?"
"Women are born liars. They say I'm a fool, that I'm crazy, that I did something perverted to them. How is that possible?"
"I'm just a crepe seller. How could I have that ability? That was all done by the simulator!"
On a street in Tokyo, a young man walked out of the basement with a weak look on his face, holding the wall and his waist.
"Mr. Lu Li, is it true that there are rumors online that you are Toyokawa Shoko's dog? There are also rumors that you are two-timing, can you explain it?"
"It's fake. Xiangzi is my dog. Men should stand up and not kneel. Do you understand?"
"Also...I have never been two-timing. That's a rumor."
"Then could you please tell me the truth?"
"of course can!"
Lu Li cleared his throat.
"I have been standing on twelve boats from the beginning to the end, how could it be two?!"