Teacher Daxiang, let’s form a lifelong band!

"A constipated bear? What a weird way to describe it!"

"No, am I such a bad person?"

"Is there really nothing I can do?"

[Finally, you decided to place your last hope on the bass...]

【However, unfortunately, you don't have any talent on the bass. 】

【You are very angry. You didn't expect that you are so useless! 】

But you don't believe in superstition. As a time traveler, you believe your fate is determined by you, not by God. So what if you don't have talent? With hard work and practice, you'll definitely be able to master an instrument. You firmly believe that one day, your long river chant will resound through the streets of Shibuya!

You start practicing your instrument like crazy, spending 25 hours out of 24 hours a day practicing your instrument like crazy.

A month has passed...

Two months have passed...

A year has passed...

[Unfortunately, before your long river chant resounded throughout Shibuya, your ashes had already gone to the underground of Shibuya. You died of overwork.]

[Simulation ends. 】

[This simulation has ended, and the evaluation of this simulation is E]

[You receive a simulated evaluation from the system: Died before achieving success, your ashes scattered throughout the streets.]

[Simulated Settlement: You have acquired a new skill - Musical Instrument Mastery (Elementary)]

【Instrument Mastery (Elementary): All that hard work isn't in vain. At least now you won't confuse a guitar with a bass.】

[Your simulation times +1]

【You did not obtain any valid clues this time. 】

"Zhao...I actually died from liver failure?"

"What a noob!"

"One more!"

"Oh, wait, we're going to set up the stall..."

His eyes fell on the screen of his tattered Sony mobile phone, and Lu Li remembered that it was time to set up the stall. Simulation alone could not feed himself and his sister, so he still had to do the work he had to do.

"Forget it, let's go to the stall first."

at the same time.

Hanegaoka Girls' Academy...

You accidentally heard about someone's death. You realized that this person seemed to be an acquaintance of yours. This person once stood in front of you and swore to you that he would become a master and join your band. However, you didn't expect that this would be the last time you saw him.

You went to his funeral, and at the funeral, you listened to others hear about the cause of his death.

"I heard this person died from overwork while practicing a musical instrument."

[He died from overwork while practicing his instrument. After hearing this reason, you were deeply shocked. You had never imagined that he would actually do this.]

You placed a bouquet of white flowers in front of his memorial tablet and silently apologized to him.

After this incident, you realized that music is truly terrifying. It makes people cry, it makes people laugh, and it can even send people to the crematorium. You gave up music and left Tokyo.

You picked up a hoe and told yourself that only by keeping your feet on the ground can you truly change your life. You took off your long gown and became a farmer.

【Many years later...】

In a small village in Kanai Prefecture, a blue-haired woman, carrying a hoe, walked into the vegetable greenhouse early in the morning without looking back.

“Today is also a day full of hope!”

Volume 1: Chapter 9 Sharp Sword, Sharp Eyes!

[Simulation ends. 】

[You have achieved an ending: Farmer Xiaoxiang! ]

[This simulation has ended and the evaluation is E+]

[You received a simulation evaluation from the system: An unexpected path, but surprisingly suitable?]

What is this?!

When Shoko Toyokawa, who was in class, saw this ending, she decided to stay in Bengbu the moment she saw it.

She is called Customer Service Xiaoxiang again, and now she ends up being Farmer Xiaoxiang. This is too much!

She now had every reason to suspect that the simulator was targeting her, but she had no evidence.

This simulator is too much!

She is just down and out, not like she is dead. If you keep talking to her like this, she will get angry!

[You have received the reward for this simulation: five fresh organic greenhouse watermelons (5kg), available for pick-up at any time.]

"!"

Thank you Simulator Sama!

"Xiangzi, you seem to be in a good mood."

During the break, a female classmate sitting next to Toyokawa Shoko noticed something different about her today: "Did something good happen to her?"

"Yes."

Toyokawa Shoko smiled happily. It’s summer now, and I, Shoko, love eating watermelon the most!

Although the simulation process and ending are ridiculous, it is a game after all. The important thing is the reward, and the process can be treated as if it never happened.

Yeah, that's it.

......

"Thank you for your patronage. The total is 780 yen."

While customer service Xiaoxiang was working hard, our cake king Xiaoli was also working hard to sell his crepes.

"The total merit of making pancakes in the world is one bucket, and I, Lu, account for eight points, hahahaha!"

"Wu Dalang, you are the challenger!"

[Sometimes I feel really helpless.]

[If only my host could be more normal.]

"You know shit. You should learn to have fun while you're working."

"Could you please be more normal? Honestly, you're probably the only host in the world who can be so proud of making a crepe like this."

"Hmph, a mortal like you can't understand what it means to be truly noble. You know what it means to love what you do? Besides, selling crepes isn't just any job; it's a sacred one. Do I need to explain the sacredness of selling crepes to you?"

Please enlighten me!

Lu Li's expression instantly turned proud.

"What are crepes? They're a snack that helps you beat the heat. What kind of people do you think are generally attracted to this snack?"

"The answer is, beautiful girl. To be more precise, it's the beautiful girl of summer!"

"Just think about it, in the scorching summer, with the sun blazing down, those beautiful girls covered in sweat ran from all over the place to come to me just to have a bite of the crepes I made. What a pleasurable feeling!"

"Besides, this is the world of anime. Even a passerby is incredibly good-looking. And as Tokyo's pancake king, I get to stare at customers for ten seconds for every pancake I sell. Do you know what that means? It means I can openly admire them for a full ten seconds!"

"One customer is ten seconds, ten is a hundred seconds, a hundred is a thousand seconds. If you round it up, doesn't that mean I'm admiring a different beautiful girl every day?! Isn't that like flipping through a beautiful girl picture book?"

"And not only do these beautiful girls have to offer me their smiles, they even have to pay me. That's awesome!"

【...】

"Host, I finally understand why you chose this crepe truck among so many initial rewards. I originally thought you were just unlucky, but now it seems this truck is a perfect match for you. There's probably no one in Tokyo, no, in the world, more suitable for this truck than you."

"That is."

[Host, do you think it will rain today? ]

"Ah? It's going to rain?"

After hearing what the system said, Lu Li looked up at the weather outside the dining car. The sun was shining brightly, and there was no sign of rain at all.

"No, are you kidding me? How does it look like it's going to rain?"

【No, I mean, the rain won’t keep falling, but the head will.】

"..."

[Host, the guests have all left. It's lunchtime now. Do you want to continue the simulation?]

"Just simulate it. I have nothing else to do anyway."

As he spoke, Lu Li picked up a piece of dough and rolled a crepe for himself. In the middle of summer, it was not only the pretty girls who liked crepes, he liked them too.

As for me, I love crepes the most...

Oh, no, Shushu likes Mane, he doesn’t like Bing.

[Simulator is being built.]

[Simulation begins. 】

After your last failure, you finally realized that you actually have no talent for music. Although you have mastered certain musical skills from the previous simulation, you are well aware that these skills are not enough to support you in joining Toyokawa Shoko's band.

"Beginner instrument proficiency is definitely not enough. Judging from the performance of these heroines, I doubt they would even consider the intermediate level. The minimum requirement is advanced level."

Although your skills weren't great, at least you had mastered the most basic musical techniques. With these, you successfully struck up a conversation with Toyokawa Shoko. You told her that while you couldn't participate in the performance, you could do some other work.

A band is not just about the front row performers; a hardworking backstage support staff is also essential.

[Coincidentally, Toyokawa Shoko was also thinking about this. Her ideal band did need a support staff.]

A knowledgeable logistician is naturally more suitable than someone who doesn't. After learning that you do have a certain level of basic musical knowledge, you successfully joined the Toyokawa Shoko Band.

"Oh, it seems the last simulation wasn't completely useless. After mastering the basic instrument, I can finally be considered to have truly boarded the Galaxy Battleship of customer service Xiaoxiang. Even though I'm just a handyman, it's better than being a dog."

On the first day of joining the band, you discovered there were many beautiful girls in the band. Your DNA was stirred, and you thought it was really great to be in such a band!

On the tenth day of joining the band, you realize your skills are still far too low. As a support staff member, you desperately want to help everyone in the band solve some problems, but limited by your professional knowledge, you're simply unable to solve their problems. You watch everyone revise the music and discuss the problems with the songs, and the professional vocabulary is as unfamiliar to you as some formulas you heard in high school.

You want to improve your skills, so you ask other band members to help you.

You first found Wakaba Mutsu, the heavy metal girl in the band who didn't look like a heavy metal fan at all. You heard she had a good relationship with Toyokawa Shoko, and she seemed quiet and should be easy to communicate with. Compared to the other members who had no connection with you, Wakaba Mutsu might be able to help you.

【However, you didn’t expect...】

"How come you don't even know this?"

Sharp sword, sharp eyes!

Volume 1: Chapter 10 The mouth may stink, but the lips are definitely sweet

[Hearing Wakaba Mu's words, you lowered your head in shame. ]

[True damage is the most real damage, you have been hit and exposed.]

"Sorry to bother you," you replied.

"Since you don't know how, I'll teach you." Because of your personality, you'd already turned and left before Ye Mu could finish the second half of his sentence...

[Your attempt to have Wakaba Mu teach you how to improve yourself has failed.]

[But you are not discouraged. There are other members in the band. If Ye Mu is just the one who looks the easiest, you still have other options.]

[This band also includes big stars, small internet celebrities, and legendary mercenaries. Each of these people has unique skills. Do you think it's worth a try?]

You start to think about who to ask for help.