Teacher Daxiang, let’s form a lifelong band!

You were squatting at the gate of Haneda Girls' College. Before long, you heard the bell for the end of school. Not long after the bell rang, you saw groups of Haneda girls coming out of the gate one after another.

[Looking at these girls who just got out of school with smiles on their faces, you feel very good. You know that your most beloved Chihaya Aine will soon have a historic meeting with you.]

"It's my favorite again. Honestly, without this hypnosis app, your crappy simulator can't run, right?"

You wait patiently, time passes by minute by minute, and soon, you find your target - Chihaya Aine.

[At this moment, Chihaya Aine was carrying her small shoulder bag and walking towards the school gate with a female classmate beside her, chatting and laughing. When you saw Chihaya Aine, you immediately stood up and walked towards her.]

"By the way, I've used the Central Asian hourglass. According to the setting, I should have met Anon half a year ago."

"If we've met before, Anon should be able to recognize me right away, right?"

[You took a deep breath, put on a smile, and then walked up to Chihaya Aine in your most self-proclaimed cool manner and greeted her.]

【“anon.......”】

【“!”】

[However, the moment she saw you, Chihaya Aine, who was originally chatting and laughing with her female classmates, suddenly froze in her face. Then, as if she had seen a ghost, she quickly ran away...]

"???"

"I knew it would be like this, bro."

[Good news, Chihaya Aine did recognize you, but bad news, she doesn't seem to have a very good impression of you.]

Your historic meeting did not seem very pleasant.

[Looking at Chihaya Aine fleeing in panic, you were a little disappointed, but you were also a little happy because you found that Chihaya Aine was in surprisingly good condition. You thought that this was probably because the holy relic you left for her helped her live a good life in England.]

[But she still came back. It seems that Chihaya Aine might not be living so happily in England.]

"It's okay, Anon-chan, Santa Claus will be with you!"

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Without further ado, from now on, 10,000 a day!

(You can continue to look at your fortune for a few days, and voting is optional.)

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Chapter 5: A Crying Thief, Aibo (K)

[Perhaps because of shyness, your first meeting with Chihaya Aine after returning to China was not very smooth.]

【But this is not a serious problem.】

[Because a few days later, your phone suddenly rang at night.]

You picked up your phone and looked at it. A very unfamiliar number appeared on the screen. Your memory was excellent, and you swore you had never seen this number before.

【"Hello?"】

You answered the phone with caution.

[“Excuse me, is this Lu Li?”]

[After you answered the phone, a voice came from the other end that made you very excited! ]

"anon?!"

You were very happy. You didn't expect that the person who called you was Chihaya Aine.

[“Yes, it’s me. Excuse me, are you Lu Li?”]

[“Yes, yes, it’s me, Anon. Long time no see.”]

You were very happy to hear Chihaya Aine's call, so you didn't care about her running away when you first met her a few days ago, and you happily started chatting with her.

"Hmm, long time no see..."

【"What's wrong? Is there something you want to talk to me about?" You asked with a smile. 】

"No, nothing much. It's just that I haven't seen you, Lu Li, for a long time. I was a little rude when we met a few days ago, so I called you today to say hello."

[Hearing Chihaya Aine say this, you were even happier. She is indeed your favorite beautiful girl, sensible and polite. This time, she is the perfect match for the princess!]

"It's okay, Anon, I don't mind. By the way, are you happy living in the UK?"

[“…” After a moment of silence, Chihaya Aine said, “Happiness, happiness.”]

"Just be happy. By the way, Anon, if you're happy, why did you come back?"

"Because... nothing. I came back because I wanted to."

"Is that so? That's good. I'm unfamiliar with England, so coming back is a good thing."

"Well, that's it for now."

"Okay, welcome back. By the way, if you need anything, just ask me directly. Santa Claus will help you!"

"I understand. Thank you very much..."

After exchanging pleasantries, you ended the call with Chihaya Aine. After the call ended, you thought about how to confess your love to your beloved Chihaya Aine.

"I think I should think about how to destroy this damn hypnosis app!"

[Although you brought a certain amount of love to Chihaya Aine half a year ago, it is obviously not enough. You feel that you need to do something to let Chihaya Aine feel your sincere feelings when she returns to her country!]

"So I'm planning to do something incredible again, right?"

"Tell me, what are we doing this time? Forming a new Dark Empire or expedition to the M78 Nebula?"

[None of the above. Please select one of the following options as your next action target.]

[① Confess directly to Chihaya Aine: Anon-chan, be my wife for life! ]

[② Confess to Chihaya Aine's mother: Madam, you don't want your husband to get lucky, do you?]

[③Become Chihaya Aine's friend: Girl, are you interested in studying Iaijutsu?]

[④ Invite Chihaya Aine to join your current band: "I choose to play the card named Takamatsu Touma to attract a pink-haired attendant with a cost of 1."]

[Tip: Nana Ohba's blessing is in effect. The host can choose to view subsequent developments in one of the options.]

"???"

"You don't even want to pretend anymore, right?"

"Are these ①②③ selected?"

"Honestly, I really hate these meaningless options that you so-called simulators come up with. It looks like there are four options, but in reality, three of them are just for show. Anyone with any sense knows I'll definitely choose fourth, so I'm wondering, what's the point of having such options?"

[Host, what you said makes sense, so do you want to choose ④? ]

"No. What I, Lu Li, like to do most is to say NO to those self-righteous people!"

"So here I'm going to choose the style with the most barrage!"

"Pick ② for me!"

【? ? ? 】

[Host, have you forgotten that you still have Nana Ohba's blessing? Don't mess around!]

"Of course, I'm going to activate Nana Ohba's blessing here!"

【...】

【Nana Ohba's blessing has been activated. The following content is a preview.】

After some thought, you realized that Chihaya Aine's mother was more attractive to you than the pink-haired little candy man Chihaya Aine. So, in just a minute, you used the cut line to cut out Chihaya Aine and set your capture target on Chihaya's wife.

"So Soyo's special weapon is on me, right?"

[Because your predecessor, your predecessor, had also conquered a married woman in countless previous lives, you are very confident in yourself and think it will be very easy to conquer Mrs. Chihaya.]

"???"

"I think it's not easy. Soyo's mother is divorced. How can it be the same?"

"Anon's family is happy and harmonious. I'm not a yellow-haired man. How can I possibly win over Anon's mother so easily?"

You begin to think about how to take over... no, how to pursue your beloved Chihaya.

"?"

"Bush, man, you better act like one!"

[Early the next morning, you dyed your hair yellow.]

"??"

"Has he really turned yellow-haired?"

After dyeing your hair a color reserved for Ox warriors, you set out to take action. You have your own unique ideas about how to capture a married woman, and the first step is to make her a widow. So, you begin shopping for your favorite fortune.

"???"

"So I'm going to have good luck no matter what, right?"

You plan to go to the Tokyo used car market and buy a Daiyun. You then wait for the right opportunity...

Seeing this, Lu Li sighed.

He knew that this BYD system could not provide him with a good life. He was a moral young man with five good qualities. Reading even one more word in the following content would be disrespectful to his noble morals.

"Okay, I don't want to watch it anymore, cut it back for me."

However, just as Lu Li said this, the next line of words from the system came out.

Finally, one day, you found the right opportunity. In broad daylight, you bought a Wuling car at a used car market. You were very familiar with this car because you recognized it as the perfect tool that helped you get rid of Nagasaki Motoyo's stupid biological father.

[Sitting in this car, your former strategic partner, you feel a sense of peace of mind. You pat the dusty steering wheel.]

"A crying thief, Aibo!"

[Then, you drove your Wuling car and engaged in a power collision with the Land Rover Range Rover Velar driven by Chihaya Aine's father.]

However, you didn't expect that your used car, worth tens of thousands of yen, was no match for the Range Rover Velar R-Dynamic P380 HSE, which was priced at nearly million yen. Chihaya Aine's father's car easily knocked your car away.

As your strategic partner was knocked apart, your body flew out, and while flying in mid-air, you finally remembered an old saying.

[Expensive things are not necessarily good, but good things are usually expensive.]

"Next time, I'll definitely get a more normal car first."

You sighed like that, then, while unconscious, you fell precisely into Tokyo Bay. No one came to rescue you, and you drowned naturally.

[Congratulations, you've become the first genius in history to attempt to create a human being, only to be killed by the creature instead.]

[You are dead, the simulation ends.]

"..."

[Nana Ohba's blessing has been used up. Would you like to switch back to the selection?]

"Cut it back for me."

[Understood. The host has been returned to the previous option.]

[Host, please select one of the options below as your subsequent action target. ]

[① Confess directly to Chihaya Aine: Anon-chan, be my wife for life! ]

[② Confession to Chihaya Aine's mother: Madam, you don't want your husband to get lucky, do you? (Read)]

[③Become Chihaya Aine's friend: Girl, are you interested in studying Iaijutsu?]

[④ Invite Chihaya Aine to join your current band: "I choose to play the card named Takamatsu Touma to attract a pink-haired attendant with a cost of 1."]

[Tip: Nana Ohba's blessing has been used. Please carefully select the remaining options. This system will not be responsible for any problems that arise!]

"Either confess to Anon, or be friends with Anon, or get Anon to play in a band,..."

"Honestly, I don't want to choose 4."

"Ugh......"

"Forget it, I've already used the Central Asian Hourglass, so I guess a bad impression has already formed. Even if I drag Anon-chan into a band, it's still useless. Just rush in, go for it! 1, bro, I'm going to choose the style with the most barrage!"

"I want to see what Anon-chan, the innate girlfriend's holy body, will do!"