Teacher Daxiang, let’s form a lifelong band!

Like a dragonfly touching the water, a girl's lip print was left on Lu Li's cheek without Lu Li knowing what was happening.

"!"

"..."

In the dark cinema, Lu Li and Chihaya Aine looked at each other. Although they couldn't see their expressions clearly, they could see each other's eyes clearly.

broken.

This is the real crime and punishment!

......

After a while, Lu Li returned to his home. At this time, he was in deep thought.

"Brother, welcome back."

Because he was thinking too seriously, Lu Li didn't even say hello to his sister. After changing into a pair of indoor shoes, Lu Li went directly to the small living room of his rented house and found a place to sit down.

"Brother, please have some tea."

Seeing her brother thinking, Lian sensibly handed Lu Li a cup of hot tea. Lu Li took the tea from his sister, took a sip, and then continued thinking.

After thinking for a while, Lu Li said with a stagnant expression: "Sister, I think I'm in trouble."

"Really?" Unlike Lu Li, who had a resolute expression, Lian was quite relaxed: "It seems that my brother and Anon had something good happen to them today."

"Is it a good thing? Yes? No?"

Does it count?

Lu Li was unsure. There were many things he was unsure about. He needed to analyze carefully whether it was a good thing or not.

"Does it count? Brother, tell me and I'll help you analyze it." Lian covered her mouth and laughed.

Lu Li said uncertainly, "Alright, it's hard to say. If I jump to conclusions, people might say I'm a jerk. I pity you're a girl, so please help me analyze it."

"Okay, brother, please go ahead." Seeing Lu Li like this, Lian smiled even happier.

"Here's the thing. I have a friend. Um, this friend isn't me, really not me. It's my friend. He has someone he likes, and the person he likes also likes him. And my friend isn't actually that good of a person. He always thinks that no one would like him except the person he likes. But strangely, it seems like someone hinted to him today that someone likes him."

"Brother, there are only you and me here. You don't have to make friends out of nothing." Lian's expression became more and more unbearable, and she was really about to laugh out loud.

It turns out that her omnipotent brother has this side of him.

More reliable than anyone else in serious matters, but actually a fool when it comes to love?

Or a newcomer?

so fun.

"Ahem, that's fine, Lian, then I won't pretend anymore. Let me tell you something. This isn't my imagination or a dream, it's real. It's something that actually happened, so there's absolutely no possibility of me doing this!"

"Okay, you say."

"Lian, you may not believe it, and I don't believe it either, but really, I have some doubts. Anon has a crush on me!"

"puff."

Looking at her brother's expression, Lian couldn't help but finally laughed.

“hhhhhh.”

"No, why are you laughing?"

"No, nothing, Brother, please continue."

Lu Li said seriously: "No, Lian, you may think I'm being mean, but this time it's true. I really suspect that Anon likes me."

"Then, may I ask how you got this feeling from, Onii-sama?"

"It's like this. Let me tell you something. You may not believe it, but this is not just my imagination. It's actually happened. I'm not stacking armor, but..."

"Okay, okay, brother, you don't need to add any more preambles. Just say it directly. I will definitely believe you."

"Okay, I'll tell you then."

Lu Li took a deep breath.

"Rai, you know, I think I was kissed by anon today!"

"It really is. Even though I didn't see it clearly in the cinema, and it could have been a mosquito bite, based on my experience as a human being for over a decade, I think it must have been true. I was really kissed!"

pity:"......"

"puff!"

“hhhhhhh”

Lian couldn't help but burst out laughing again.

"No, Lian, why are you laughing? I'm telling you seriously, this is all true, just believe me!" Lu Li was a little helpless. He was talking about serious matters, so why was Lian laughing?

"I believe it, of course I believe it. I definitely believe what you say, brother."

"Okay, I'll continue then."

"You say."

"Lian, you know Anon. I think, based on her personality, if Tie didn't have a crush on me, she wouldn't have taken the initiative to kiss me. Although I don't have any evidence, let's infer from the results. What do you think, does she really like me?"

Lu Li was a little unsure.

The main reason is that he really couldn't see clearly in the cinema today, and it's late summer now. If you insist on saying there are mosquitoes, they do exist, but he has been a human for more than ten years, so the feeling he has should not be about mosquitoes.

"Brother, please stop guessing. Sister Anon definitely likes you. I'm sure of it!"

"Really?"

Lu Li was shocked: "How can you be so sure? I'm not even sure if I was really kissed. How can you insist that I wasn't underneath?"

"It's very simple."

Lian smiled and took out her mobile phone. Then she turned on the camera function and clicked on the camera flip function, so that the screen showed the face of the person holding the phone.

"Brother, please see for yourself."

Lian handed her cell phone to Lu Li. Lu Li took the phone from his sister, took a look at it, and then he was stunned.

On the right side of his face, a pink lipstick mark was clearly visible.

what? !

So after coming out of the cinema, he spent the entire day hanging around with this thing?!

Chapter 4: Confession, Promise (K)

"Onii-sama, take your time worrying about it. I'm going to sleep first~"

"..."

After finishing the conversation with his fiancée about whether there were other women who liked him, Lu Li watched his sister, who was grinning from ear to ear, return to her room, leaving him alone with his worries.

"I have always felt that I am a gentleman and that I possess the five virtues!"

"Not discriminating against underdeveloped girls and treating all Double-A scenic spots equally is benevolence!"

"Not hating a scheming woman with a pure conscience, counseling her physically and mentally, and being willing to accompany her in her growth is righteousness!"

"Don't be afraid of difficulties, lend a hand to customer service, and overcome difficulties together. This is sincerity!"

"Even in the vortex of women, if you can keep yourself clean, that is wisdom!"

"To be devoted to my sister and to resolutely defend the dignity of a pure love warrior is Wei Heng!"

"We possess the five virtues of benevolence, righteousness, sincerity, wisdom, and perseverance. How could we possibly do something so treacherous?!"

"I'm pure love, seriously!"

[Well said, host, do you like Chihaya Aine? ]

"like!"

【...】

[Yes, you are more shameless than I thought.]

"Thank you for the compliment."

[You're welcome. So, how are you going to deal with your relationship with Chihaya Aine? ]

"war!"

"In this situation, there is only war,"

"Hehehe, this little pink-haired girl is born evil. Only a fight can make her feel my power. Once I catch her in my hands and refine her in an instant, she will be a powerless little white rabbit at my mercy."

[Are you going to confess your feelings? ]

"necessary."

[So brave?!]

"Humph."

Lu Li hummed softly, then he showed his Grandmaster-level Shocking Demonic Thief dog tag.

"The world is in my hands. I'm just a little pinky. Look how easily I can take it down!"

A few minutes later.

"Ugh?"

"Lu Li, you said you have someone you like? Lian-chan? So that's how it is. I get it."

"What? You can like me and Rei-chan equally?"

"Sorry~"

"I don't like people who are fickle. Although I do like you a little, this is the only thing I can't accept."

"I quit."

"Since you like Lian-chan, I wish you two can live happily and happily."

"That's it, bye~"

beep...

The phone's notification tone kept ringing, and without giving Lu Li any time to explain, the person on the other end of the phone hung up decisively and quickly.

Of course, no explanation is needed.

Lu Li: “…”

【Hahahahahaha, host, this is hilarious, hahahaha.】

"Shut up."

"No, why would someone actually tell someone they want to start a harem? Host, do you think you're Koitaro and that anyone will agree just by asking? 】

"Don't talk nonsense, what Koitaro? He has a hundred of them, and I'm only the second one, okay?"

"Isn't that because you're too direct? Any normal girl would shy away from a scumbag like you who openly declares he wants a harem, right? Speaking of which, it's a good thing it's Chihaya Aine-san. If it were anyone else, you'd probably already be getting tortured on Little Red Potato right now."

"Then I think anon can do something like this."

Lu Li sighed.

Ugh.

The journey to the harem ended before it even began.

He said that the girls on the set of "Selling Dogs" are all favored by heaven, Tokyo is also Jing, and everyone is Jingye. Who would be willing to accept liking someone with other people?

"Give up, give up~"

[Host, although you acted very well, but...]

"But actually, your acting is pretty bad. You didn't think I couldn't see that you were deliberately using this method to reject Chihaya Aine, did you? 】

"What? You actually figured it out?"

【...】

[You tease Zack and Sejuani every day. Am I less intelligent than others? How can I not see that?]