However, Bai Lu did not appreciate it after waking up:
"Azhuo? Azhuo! Did you capture Azhuo?"
"Yes, Bailu, you were responsible for treating our injuries. How come you were deceived by Suiyang?" Gui Naifen asked in confusion.
If an ordinary person on the Xianzhou didn't know the strangeness of Suiyang, he would be deceived.
But Bai Lu possesses the inheritance of both the Chiming Clan and the Danding Division, and knows Sui Yang's habits very well. A few days ago, she was still blaming everyone for their misbehavior, so how could she be willing to be possessed in the blink of an eye?
However, Bai Lu's answer was beyond everyone's expectations:
"Of course I know it's Sui Yang, but what's wrong with Sui Yang? Can't Sui Yang be a friend?"
"Did you know that Ah Zhuo helped me a lot today? Let him out!"
Oops, I'm being pestered by the Immortal Boat people! : Chapter 79: Stuntman
Bai Lu's request was not out of capriciousness. When the rumor-busting team was completely unaware, Ah Zhuo had already become her special stand-in.
Bai Lu became the mascot of Luofu. Although no one would lock her up at home anymore, as a price, she often just wanted to stay at home.
Who can stand having thousands of people enthusiastically watching them while they are having a meal?
Who can bear to be recorded by thousands of people just for playing a game?
Although Bailu thinks she is a lively and cheerful child, but the social cow also has its limits, okay?
Faced with the excited and enthusiastic faces, Bailu, already exhausted and unable to respond with hostility, could only retreat into a state of passive resistance. Aside from having to "work" on weekends, she would rather order takeout or play with her toys by herself than continue being a mascot in Bailu Lane.
Just when she was planning to run away to Beloberg, the place Jiang Yan had mentioned before, to spend a vacation and return to being an ordinary person for a while, a little Suiyang who called himself Azhuo suddenly possessed her and said that he wanted to play with her.
Bai Lu, who had just treated several friends, naturally recognized the small yellow-green flame as the legendary Sui Yang. To be honest, when she first saw it, Bai Lu was also scared to death, fearing that she would be burned to ash. She even almost opened the jade omen on the spot and called Jiang Yan for help.
But she soon discovered that this Sui Yang seemed to be here to play.
After all, it had just turned around and abandoned its host, transforming into its own form and diving headfirst into its own toys to have a good time. It was hard to find any other reason. Especially seeing the other party playing with toys with such joy and infatuation, Bai Lu really couldn't think of this Sui Yang as a bad guy.
What bad guy likes toys? No!
Happiness that comes from the heart is contagious. Soon, with Ah Zhuo constantly saying "How do you play this? Teach me!" and "This requires two people to play, come on!" Bai Lu soon started to have fun with Sui Yang.
Playmates are such a thing, great!
Suiyang? What Suiyang? Ah Zhuo is my half-sister!
Although Bai Lu had made a lot of new friends recently, she couldn't force her likes. She felt awkward constantly dragging Jiang Yan, Gui Naifen, and Su Shang along to play with her toys and games. Yan Qing, the only one who looked like she was her age, occasionally seemed eager to play, but he seemed afraid of being discovered and teased by General Jing Yuan, so he ultimately didn't become a playmate.
It was a rare opportunity for Bai Lu to find Ah Zhuo, whose mental age matched hers. She was extremely happy. While playing, she poured out all her recent troubles to Ah Zhuo:
"...Who can stand eating delicious food, playing with toys, and playing games in front of a bunch of people holding jade signs all the time?"
Ah Zhuo, jealous of this "distress", jumped up:
"Me, me, me, me!!! Alu, if you don't like it, let me do it. I'll go in your place!"
In Ah Zhuo's eyes, Ah Lu was perfect in every way, except that she was born into a life of luxury and didn't know how to appreciate it. Could it be that, like him, she was imprisoned in a furnace as a battery shortly after being split apart, and locked up for thousands of years, that was considered happiness?
"You want to go in my place? Great! I'll find a way to get you here tomorrow! It's a truce, a liar is a lie!"
Seeing that her playmate had successfully taken the bait, Bai Lu was afraid that the other party would go back on his word, so she directly extended her little finger.
Any healer knows that discussing toxicity without considering dosage is sheer folly. Bai Lu simply didn't believe this tiny flame, which didn't even want to stay in her body and was solely focused on playing games, could cause her any harm in such a short period of time. At most, she could just prescribe some tranquilizing and invigorating medicine to replenish her energy! As a Dragon Lord, she could easily live a thousand years, so why would she be afraid of this?
Even if he gets caught, he can just say that he was a stuntman he hired.
There's even a substitute like this, just for fun and eating? Isn't that a godsend? Bai Lu thought excitedly.
There's a job like this where all you have to do is eat and play? Isn't that a godsend? Ah Zhuo obviously thought so too.
Facing Bai Lu's outstretched little finger, Ah Zhuo was afraid that she would go back, so he quickly hooked it with his little finger and pulled it back and forth several times. He was even so excited that he didn't sleep all night.
Not to mention it after the split, even the memory before the split was so hot that it never had a good day.
Drifting among the stars without wisdom or knowledge, he came to the immortal boat and asked for shelter;
Infected by the disease of humanity, he was sealed;
Released and tricked into contributing to humanity, they were sealed away again by the scammers who failed to deliver on their promises;
He escaped to seek revenge on humans, was beaten up by them, and then sealed away;
Although he lived for nearly ten thousand years, to sum it up, it seems that there is only one word: "miserable".
Could it be that he didn't contain the fragments of the misfortune that set the prairie ablaze, so his luck had changed? Just like that, Ah Zhuo was led by Bai Lu into Bai Lu Lane in a daze, and became a stuntman:
"Ah Zhuo, here you can eat whatever you want and play whatever you want. You don't even have to ask for help. The adults will take care of it for you." Bai Lu said proudly.
Although the endless onlookers had left her with psychological trauma, Bai Lu would be lying if she said she was dissatisfied with the treatment itself.
Not to mention General Jingyuan, even the Marshal has to pay for his meals! My treatment is almost as good as that of Lord Tiangong, okay?
After thinking for a moment, he crossed his arms over his chest and added:
"If someone approaches you, just tell them sternly, 'No harassment,' like I did."
"Don't worry, I can read your memories and imitate you exactly!" Ah Zhuo promised, patting his chest. Then, he rushed into the entertainment area of Bailu Lane and began his endorsement with a spirit a hundred times greater than that of Bailu today.
Ah Zhuo's energetic spirit did not arouse anyone's suspicion. After all, in the early stages of White Hart Lane, Bai Lu was never satisfied with playing like this. He would continue to have fun even when it was time to get off work. In the end, they had to ask Jiang Yan to coax him away.
But Ah Zhuo, who hadn't had a good time for over a thousand years, was so excited that after playing on countless entertainment facilities in succession, he was so excited that he couldn't even maintain his form perfectly, and his whole body began to glow with a faint green-yellow glow.
If it hadn't been dark yet, this little human light bulb would have been exposed long ago. Even so, Bai Lu, who was watching from the sidelines, was worried about it and almost scared to death on the spot.
If this gets caught on the spot, won’t he be arrested together with Ah Zhuo and taken to the Ten Kings Division to spend time in jail?
Without thinking too much, Bai Lu rushed into the crowd, intending to forcibly pull out this playmate who had already had a lot of fun.
However, in his haste, before he could pull Ah Zhuo out, his disguise hat fell off.
Oh no! Damn it!
Bai Lu knew something was wrong, so she quickly slipped into the big slide where Ah Zhuo was playing.
"Ah Zhuo, hurry up! Get inside me!"
"???"
Before he realized he was about to turn into a little lightbulb, Zhuo had no idea what was happening. However, out of trust in his playmate, he transformed into a flame again and entered Bai Lu's body. Bai Lu played on the slide as if nothing had happened, then swaggered out of the entertainment area.
This calmness almost fooled most of the onlookers, making them think that the miracle they had just witnessed was an illusion or a performance. Bai Lu herself didn't even bother to wipe the sweat off her head until she reached a rarely visited, unopened area. She sat down on the ground without any ceremony and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah Zhuo, I was almost killed by you!"
After some explanation, Ah Zhuo finally realized that he had been caught. He had been arrested or imprisoned for most of his life, and he suddenly panicked:
"Alu, if all else fails, go find those adults and ask them to put me back into the furnace. I don't want to get you into trouble."
This sentence immediately stimulated Bai Lu, who had also been imprisoned and had just been released. She immediately patted her chest and said with great loyalty:
"Don't worry, I have a very capable friend who will definitely help us sort this out!"
Just as he finished speaking, Jiang Yan's call came from Yuzhao at the perfect time, causing Bai Lu to jump up in excitement:
"Come on, Ah Zhuo, let's go find Xiao Jiang!"
After saying that, he patted his butt and headed straight for the coordinates sent by Jiang Yan.
But Bai Lu never expected that before she could even say anything, she would be completely overwhelmed by Xingyu Bobo, who had already drunk a glass of wine. When she woke up, her new playmate had already entered the gourd, which drove her completely crazy.
When did you become so professional?
If you use the ability to deal with Ah Zhuo in Suiyuan, why would you lie down in Dandingsi waiting for me to treat you?
The more Bai Lu thought about it, the angrier she became. She stomped her feet and complained to Jiang Yan:
"I don't care! Let Ah Zhuo out right away, or I'll never go to Bailu Lane again!"
This extremely effective threat made the rumor-busting team look at each other with helpless expressions.
This "rumor-busting team" is a completely temporary organization. How can it have the power to decide on any leniency outside the law?
But without saying a word, he knocked Bai Lu unconscious and took her friend away. How could he satisfy her without some kind of expression?
If Bailu Lane really loses this mascot, the protest letters from the entire Xianzhou Alliance will probably fill up the Ten Kings Division and the Tianbo Division.
In the blink of an eye, three pairs of eyes were all staring at Jiang Yan.
It's your turn! How to Train Your Dragon!
Faced with his friends' disloyalty, Jiang Yan could only shake his head helplessly. He took the gourd that sealed Ah Zhuo from Huo Huo and simply put it into Bai Lu's hand.
Xiao Jiang is so easy to talk to? It's worth it that I'm so nice to him!
Just as Bai Lu was about to pull out the cork and release her friend, Jiang Yan suddenly said:
"Wait a minute, there are other Sui Yang in this gourd. Even if we want to release them, we have to go to Sui Garden and lock the other bad Sui Yang in a magic circle before releasing them!"
One is also "other", and a hundred are also "other". Jiang Yan's words frightened Bai Lu, who was unaware of the situation, and she quickly stopped touching the plug.
Even if she wanted to save Ah Zhuo, she didn't dare to release a large number of Sui Yang to carry out a terrorist attack in the crowded Bailu Lane.
Seeing that she had backed off, Jiang Yan quickly struck while the iron was hot and said:
"Besides, even if we release your friend, how can it stay by your side and play with you without the permission of the Ten Kings Division? Come with me to Sui Garden. I will help you plead with the judges of the Ten Kings Division and ask for special treatment for Ah Zhuo. What do you think?"
Bai Lu understood the principle of "one meal is enough, every meal is enough". There seemed to be no point in forcing Ah Zhuo to be released as a fugitive, so she nodded.
"I've got it all memorized! Xiao Jiang, if you can convince Shi Wangsi to rescue Ah Zhuo, I'll forgive you for putting alcohol in Xing Yu Bobo's drink. Otherwise, even if I can forgive you, Xing Yu Bobo can't! I'll definitely give you a good spanking on Xing Yu Bobo's behalf!"
After saying that, Bai Lu still returned the gourd to Jiang Yan angrily, and followed the "rumor-busting team" who wanted to send Sui Yang to the Demon-Suppressing Tower all the way to Suiyuan.
The "rumor-busting team" now had a record, so they naturally didn't need to climb over the wall anymore. After the underworld messengers informed them, the group easily met up with Jackdaw, who had been in charge of the formation construction. Jiang Yan then reported the situation:
"...This is what happened. Lord Jackdaw, could you please show some mercy and allow this Sui Yang to serve his sentence in Bailu Lane? If it possesses another and consumes their emotions again, we will seal it away again."
Bai Lu couldn't wait to chime in and said:
"Yes, Lord Jackdaw, can you please forgive Ah Zhuo? He said he has never hurt anyone, and every time he comes out, he just wants the children to play with him."
"That's right, he's just a kid who only knows how to play!" The tail behind Huo Huo said disdainfully.
"Lord Jackdaw, I also think that Ah Zhuo should not be the bad Sui Yang." Huo Huo took the initiative to speak.
Looking at the arrogant man in front of her who only knew how to bully her tail, and thinking about Ah Zhuo who Bailu said only wanted to play with Bailu, Huo Huo felt a natural liking for Sui Yang, whom she had only met once.
They were clearly all fragments of the prairie fire, so why didn't I pick up this one? Sigh...
Thinking of this, Huo Huo's ears drooped helplessly.
Seeing this, Gui Naifen and Su Shang also joined in the conversation:
"Don't worry, Lord Jackdaw, we will keep an eye on it."
"We can also guarantee Bai Lu's safety!"
Faced with this collective petition from this group of young people, Jackdaw did not hesitate too much. After pondering for a moment, he nodded:
"In that case, we will temporarily have the 'Ten Kings Division's Special Operations Team for the Escape of Sui Yang's Incident monitor this Sui Yang named Ah Zhuo. Once the other Sui Yangs are sealed, we will discuss their disposal. What do you think?"
The Ten Kings' Division was never an easy organization to talk to, but given the "Question" Division's initial plan to gradually transform and release Sui Yang, it wouldn't be difficult to follow suit, not to mention the respect afforded by Luofu Zhiming Longzun and the Tianbo Division. A small Sui Yang, by comparison, was truly insignificant.
But among those living in the Immortal Boat, has anyone ever heard of the people from the Ten Kings Division showing mercy outside the law?
Faced with such a great opportunity, Bai Lu jumped up in excitement, thanked Jackdaw profusely, and then rushed to the Demon Suppression Tower with her rumor-busting team. After the guard cast a spell and successfully released Ah Zhuo, the two identical Bai Lus embraced excitedly!
"Alu, I knew you would save me!" Even though he said that, Ah Zhuo still had a frightened expression. He was really scared of being locked up.
"Xiao Jiang saved you. So, you're even now. But he also asked the judge of the Ten Kings Division not to arrest you, so you should thank him."
Bai Lu didn't think Ah Zhuo would have any good feelings towards Jiang Yan after being inexplicably equipped with a gourd in seconds. Not wanting to see her two good friends quarrel, Bai Lu quickly spoke well of Jiang Yan.
Her worries were completely unnecessary. Ah Zhuo was not one to hold grudges. After hearing the great news that the Ten Kings Judges would no longer arrest him, his mind was completely filled with happy memories of playing around at Bailu Lane during work. He immediately said excitedly:
"Long live Bailu Lane! Thanks to you, Xiao Jiang!"
Then, as if he felt that this sentence lacked sincerity, he suddenly jumped up very skillfully, wrapped his legs around Jiang Yan's waist like a koala, and gave Jiang Yan a fierce "mua" in the mouth, which shocked everyone.
"What are you doing?" Seeing Ah Zhuo, who had transformed into an illusion that looked exactly like him, suddenly do such an outrageous thing, Bai Lu was so frightened that the whole dragon was stunned. It took him a long time to react.
"Hey, Alu, in your memory, isn't this always the case?"
Although he could acquire the host's memories when possessing a spirit, how could Ah Zhuo have the time to carefully appreciate them? Was the game not fun, or were there too few toys?
Based on a superficial understanding and a lack of knowledge of human common sense, Ah Zhuo created such a huge mistake.
For Sui Yang, intimacy meant burrowing into someone's head and merging with their consciousness. Physical contact? Child's play. Since humans enjoyed this, let's have it.
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