However, facing the explosive news that Ah Zhuo accidentally revealed, the onlookers did not think so:
"Land and Investment Division? I have something I need to report..."
"Wait! That's treatment! Treatment! Seriously, you have to believe me! Xiao Jiang, please explain it quickly!"
Oops, I'm being pestered by the Immortal Boat people! : Chapter 80: Everyone has their own preferences
Gui Naifen and Su Shang certainly did not really call the police. After all, if Luofu Longzun was arrested and taken to the Dihengsi for the crime of copper smelting, it would be too abstract.
But when you think about the fact that Jiang Yan has been tricked into kissing this Vajra Dragon Lord since he was a child, and has been kissing him since he was a child, it is impossible not to let your imagination run wild.
It turns out that Xiao Jiang's ability started to show its power at such a young age?
Wait a minute, why did the guide named Tingyun adopt him and insist on being his adoptive sister instead of his adoptive mother? What did he go through?
The imaginations of the two unmarried girls reached their limit here due to a serious lack of support from real images and knowledge. However, they looked at Jiang Yan with a hint of sympathy:
It's really not easy for this guy to grow up healthily...
Even his closest friends thought so, not to mention the Ten Kings Judges and the Ghost Messenger who were watching on the side.
For them, whose daily lives are extremely boring and empty, this big melon tastes sweet and fragrant. Even though they are wearing spooky outfits, they can't hide the excitement on their faces.
According to the laws of the Immortal Boat, anyone who attacks an Immortal Boat person under 200 years old, a fox person over 60 years old, or a member of the Chiming Clan over 100 years old is sentenced to imprisonment. Yet, this Dragon Lord actually attacked a teenaged outsider. His atrocity was beyond the law's imagination. It was truly brutal! Even the Ten Kings, who were not involved in the affairs of the Mortal Realm, couldn't help but wonder. No, their sense of justice was strong!
How hateful! Why was he assigned to the Ten Kings Division and not the Earth Scale Division? If he could participate in and watch the second season of Six Imperial Courts Drinking the Moon, even if he died, it would be worth the price of admission!
This is not their prejudice, but for the people of Luofu today, the Moon-Drinking Dragon King is no longer a first-time offender.
After all, although the previous Dragon Lord Danfeng's conviction was overturned after seven hundred years due to his successful Dragon Transformation Technique, the price he paid was that he, at his advanced age, was still obsessed with a fox-person who was only a hundred years old, and even planned to turn her into a member of the Chiming Clan so that he could accompany her in reincarnation. This was also known to everyone in the Immortal Boat.
The thought that the Moon-Drinking Dragon Lord XP, who possesses the true form of a giant dragon that covers the sky and the sun, is actually a little fox girl, can't help but inspire the film director, storyteller, and novelist.
Even the people within the Chiming Clan think that everything about Lord Yinyue is good, except that his XP is a bit extreme... As the Dragon Lord, shouldn't he enjoy coiling on Jianmu, swallowing stars and spitting out the moon, pursuing immortality?
So later when the Xianzhou people saw in Bailu Lane that the current Dragon Lord was obsessed with a teenage cub and was planning to turn him into a Chiming clan member, no one was surprised at all.
This is Tai Yinyuejun, it is indeed the real thing!
After all, it's a metamorphosis, so it's normal to carry that hobby into later generations. Isn't this barbarian who was raised by a fox person also half a fox person, rounding it off?
More importantly, in the legends of many planets, dragons always require mortals to offer some young boys and girls as sacrifices. No one dares to imagine what the specific purpose is, but it also indirectly proves that the "immortal" pure-blooded descendants may have this common problem.
Of course, this theory was brutally suppressed by the other four Dragon Lords in their rage in other immortal boats, and could only be spread privately. Only in Luofu did it become the mainstream view, and today, it was finally confirmed.
Luofu Longzun is indeed more unpredictable than expected...his preferences are unique!
Seeing the increasingly strange looks from the crowd, Jiang Yan, who had already suffered a reputation crisis at Beloberg, suddenly became anxious.
"Everyone, let me explain. This is what happened... Anyway, this is an emergency treatment. If you don't believe me, you can look it up in the 'Medicine Dosage Guide'! Don't overthink it!"
However, his explanation was of no use to the Xianzhou people, who had already put on a full filter of preconceived notions.
"Oh, so it's a treatment! It's really Danshi! Why didn't I think of this treatment method?"
"Ah, I wish someone could treat me like this!"
"'Essential Medicines, Doses of Medicine'? Wasn't that book just banned by us recently? It actually contains this kind of 'treatment plan'. It seems this remnant of the Medicine King has some merits. Can we promote it throughout the Dan Ding Division?"
Not only did the strangers misunderstand, even Gui Naifen, who was an outsider, just patted Jiang Yan's shoulder gently:
"I thought my childhood was miserable enough, but I didn't expect that Xiao Jiang...it doesn't matter. It's all in the past. As good friends, Su Shang and I won't care about your past. Well...Bai Lu is the same."
Su Shang also nodded repeatedly and said:
"It's okay, Ah Lu. We all know it's all Dan Feng's fault. His memories of his transformation affected you, so you couldn't help but do this."
This kind of "tolerance" made Jiang Yan furious. He walked over and gave each of them a slap on the head.
"I don't care! It doesn't matter! Instead of thinking about these nonsense, let's quickly find a way to debunk the rumors in the pinned post!"
The experience of Beloberg's reputation being damaged taught Jiang Yan that gossip can never be eliminated. Instead of fighting with rumors, it is better to change the subject quickly. So he used his authority as captain without hesitation and urged Gui Naifen to get down to business.
On the Luofu Zazu website, the photo of the two Bai Lu together is still on the headlines. Even though Bai Lu used her quick wit to fool many of the audience, she couldn't fool the photo as well.
While the people of Luofu haven't seen the Suiyang Clan in a thousand years, the longevity of the Xianzhou means they have no shortage of people well-versed in various resources. As this photo spreads, who knows how many people will still be able to understand that greenish-yellow shimmer? With a bunch of knowledgeable people filling the comments section, how can we dispel the rumors? They can't really release a life-size figure of Bailu, right?
Although Bailu is the ambassador and mascot of Bailu Lane, no one dares to create vulgar merchandise using the image of this Vajra Master. They'd be beaten to death by the Vajra Masters. Therefore, every piece of Bailu merchandise and image must be reviewed and approved by both the Tianbo Bureau and the Dragon Masters before use. A chibi version is fine, but a realistic figurine, let alone a life-size one, is out the question.
As a major anchor, Gui Naifen's forte was naturally how to guide public opinion. After thinking about it, she suddenly had an idea and said:
"If we can't make action figures, we can make statues. If we put a few life-size statues in Bailu Lane, wouldn't that dispel the rumors about the photo?"
However, this idea was firmly rejected by Bai Lu:
"I don't want to! That giant statue at the entrance of Bailu Lane is already making me embarrassed. I have to walk around it every time. If they put up a few more, I'll never dare go there again! Still want to build more? If you build more, I'll turn you all into Luofu Origami Birds and Luofu Hamster Ball Knights, and you'll suffer with me!"
How can you make a statue of a living person? At first, Bai Lu didn't realize this problem. When the designer suggested building a statue based on other theme parks, she agreed without thinking.
But she'd forgotten that theme park mascots, aside from cartoon characters and film and television figures, were either great figures who had already passed away. How could they possibly express an opinion? It wasn't until Bailu Lane was officially renovated that Bailu realized how awkward it was to see her own statue in person. It was so embarrassing, the way everyone looked at her, that she almost wanted to dig a hole in the ground with her foot and escape.
Who came up with this stupid idea? I'll whip him to death sooner or later!
Nowadays, every time Bailu comes to Bailu Lane, she almost has to walk around the wall to avoid blushing. How could she possibly agree to add more statues?
However, although Gui Naifen's idea was rejected, it triggered Jiang Yan's inspiration.
It just looks like something, why does it have to be a statue?
"Ah Lu, I have to say, even if Ah Zhuo can replace you at Bailu Lane in the future, you will still be recognized when you get there, and you won't be able to eat and have fun properly."
Jiang Yan said in a gentle and persuasive manner, and successfully harvested Bai Lu's frown:
"Yeah, even with a big hat I'd always get recognized and then I wouldn't be able to have fun."
As the Dragon Lord, she is very easy to recognize, with a big tail and two small dragon horns, and can be recognized from two miles away.
Even though the dragon horns can be barely concealed by wearing a big hat, and the tail can be barely concealed by wearing a big skirt, wearing this weird outfit with the label of "weirdo" written all over it will attract a lot of attention. How can one have fun?
Just when Bai Lu was feeling depressed, Jiang Yan took the opportunity to throw out the plot:
"How about we hold a Dragon Lord cosplay event in Bailu Lane? All the men cosplay as Mr. Danheng, and all the women cosplay as you. If you blend in, you won't stand out at all, right?"
"Aren't you tired of taking the exam? What is that?" Su Shang asked in confusion.
While Xianzhou has no shortage of entertainment, its industry is underdeveloped. After all, for the people of Xianzhou, no form of entertainment is as joyful as killing the people of abundance, so why bother with so many fancy things? People like Su Shang, whose only entertainment outside of martial arts training is listening to storytelling and opera, are plentiful in Xianzhou.
Facing five pairs of confused eyes, Jiang Yan had no choice but to explain:
"It's role-playing, similar to the fox-man-carrying-a-butterfly illusion, where one person plays the role of another."
"Be an actor? This kind of performance should be difficult for ordinary people." Huo Huo asked weakly.
As a fox, she certainly understood the high barrier to entry for actors. For foxes, the Cloud Cavalry, the Merchant Corps, and film crews were almost always the top three most popular career paths. But being an actor wasn't that easy. If she could be a director or an actor, why would Huo Huo live in constant fear at the Ten Kings Division?
Huo Huo's reference to someone made Jiang Yan almost laugh out loud. Actors? Isn't this just a scam? He quickly explained:
"Huo Huo, you're overthinking it. This is just a game in the park. Just bring your toy tail and dragon horns and have fun. Whether it looks like it or not is not important at all!"
Seeing that everyone still didn't understand, Jiang Yan simply pulled Ah Zhuo over:
"It's too complicated to explain. Ah Zhuo, please change into the appearance of Huo Huo. You don't need to possess her, just look like her."
Although he didn't quite understand what Jiang Yan wanted to do, Ah Zhuo still obeyed Jiang Yan's orders.
"Now, create a pair of Bailu's dragon horns on the top of the head, transform the fox man's tail into Bailu's tail, and change the clothes into Bailu's clothes."
"Ah, okay... is that so?"
In the blink of an eye, a green fox dragon with dragon horns, fox ears, and a dragon tail appeared in front of everyone. Seeing Ah Zhuo imitating Bai Lu chasing his tail so vividly, Huo Huo's tail was the first to burst out laughing:
"Hahahaha, this is so funny! Huo Huo, don't you always say that I ate your tail? So how do you feel about this silly look?"
Before Huo Huo could refute, Gui Naifen's eyes lit up. After taking a series of photos with Yu Zhao, she went straight to Ah Zhuo:
"I'm not stupid! Ah Zhuo, come on, try becoming like me!"
Ah Zhuo, who had finally escaped the shadow of being hunted and sealed by humans, was in a very good mood. He almost responded to all the requests of these benefactors. Soon, an orange version of the big man Bai Lu appeared in front of everyone.
"Haha, Ah Zhuo, change into my appearance quickly!" Seeing Gui Naifen with dragon horns on her head, Su Chang also became interested, and Bai Lu and Ah Zhuo themselves also found it very funny. They soon became excited and started changing and mixing back and forth.
Seeing that these guys had already started playing, Jiang Yan quickly interrupted them and continued to fool Bai Lu:
"Okay, A'Lu, now you understand, if Bailu Lane is full of actors who look like you, who will stare at you? Then, can't you eat and play in peace and quiet?"
Bai Lu couldn't remember the last time she had a quiet meal and played a game outside. She dreamed of being alone, or at most, taking Xiao Jiang and the others to play something together. Faced with Jiang Yan's temptation, she took the bait without hesitation:
"Okay! I agree! Let them act!"
After saying that, he pulled Jiang Yan and headed straight for Bailu Lane.
"Don't worry, I can't conjure up dragon horns and tail toys. I have to ask Stewardess Yu for them first."
The effect of this bait was so good that the rumor-busting team was forced to leave work at Bai Lu's constant urging, without even having a celebratory banquet, and let Jiang Yan go home to write a plan.
But considering the current passenger flow in Bailu Lane, how could a plan of this level be so easy to write?
In desperation, Jiang Yan had to start summoning the Shield Immortal again, trying to make Tingyun continue to work as Palu for nothing:
"Hey, hey, sister, please help me."
Before Jiang Yan could start sweet-talking, Tingyun readily agreed:
"Okay, sister has been waiting for this day for a long time, okay? Xiao Jiang, feel the price of using my sister's orders. Don't cry!"
Damn! Jiang Yan just remembered that as the traces of Sui Yang Fire on his body were washed away, even if he still couldn't satisfy this guy, it seemed that he could go from being licked to being eaten.
At this time, I took the initiative to deliver it to you? No!
So for the whole night, Jiang Yan became Tingyun's delicious meal. It was not until then that Jiang Yan truly understood the value of her so-called "art".
His sister did not directly control his nerves and thoughts at all. Instead, through a few simple words, or a few images in his mind, or even just a sweet breath, or a little pulse of power, he was like a vending machine, easily guided by her to produce all kinds of emotions and feelings that she wanted, for her to savor and absorb carefully.
Although they were all positive or strange emotions, the repeated aftertaste of this spiritual fusion made Jiang Yan feel extremely weird, as if his soul was a CD with several songs being rewound and played over and over again.
So people are so easily manipulated? Jiang Yan, whose emotions were almost completely manipulated, couldn't help but have such thoughts in the corner where he was not manipulated.
However, he had no intention of resisting this manipulation, and was very sure that this thought itself was not the result of manipulation.
After all, not only Tingyun had been waiting for this day for many years, but Jiang Yan had also been waiting for it for many years.
After all these years, I can finally give her something in return.
She has been hungry for so long, so let her eat happily. The distance between her and me should be this close.
However, what made Jiang Yan extremely embarrassed was that this emotion hidden in the most corner, as well as other parts of himself that he had hidden best, had been tasted by the other party without him knowing when. Along with this embarrassment, he tasted it over and over again, and rewound it again and again...
Just when Jiang Yan was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to face Tingyun tomorrow, he suddenly heard this guy's sweet laughter in his mind. It was happier than usual, and even had some inexplicable something in it:
"That's the feeling, Xiao Jiang, you're the best! Next, it's time for rewards..."
"Now, think about it, what else do you expect from your sister?"
Oops, I've been harassed by the Immortal Boat people! : Chapter 81 Miraculous Development
Life is so wonderful.
Jiang Yan, who had entered a strange state since waking up, finally understood why Sui Yang, who clearly fed on emotions, would burn people to ashes.
From the brain, to the nerves, to the muscles, endless emotional signals are burning fiercely in all parts of the body at the same time. How can an ordinary person withstand this?
Thanks to the constant burning of the protective flame within his body, Jiang Yan possessed sufficient proficiency and resistance to avoid being reduced to ash in the intense tremors, both mentally and physically. Even so, it took him a full half day to recover from the aftermath and regain normal perception and control.
Tingyun, who had waited over a decade to finally eat meat, fared no better. No matter how powerful her power and destiny were, they couldn't change the fact that she was just a tiny fragment with a very limited appetite. The long-awaited feast, coupled with Jiang Yan chasing her around and "feeding" her during the bonus period, instantly filled her soul with a torrent of intense emotions, even to the point of overflowing.
There was no other way, so Ting Yun had to merge back into one with the fragments in Jiang Yan's arm, and entered a long state of savoring, or digestion, like disk defragmentation, which made Jiang Yan very embarrassed after confirming the situation.
This... is a big deal.
But who knew that this guy, who seemed so powerful in his mouth, would be so weak when it came to eating? He said he could eat himself in one bite?
Forget it, let her rest more.
Having completed a comeback against a low-health opponent, Jiang Yan was too embarrassed to ask for any other plan. He simply washed up and tidied himself up, then headed to the Tianbo Division with the newly created folder for the "National Dragon Honor" plan. He found Yukong, who was taking a lunch break.
"Stewardess Yu, I have a great idea about Bailu Lane. Listen to me..."
If it was during working hours, anyone who dared to come with just a mouth and promise her something, Yukong, who had a rigorous work attitude, would definitely let him go back and reflect on himself first, and only come back to talk about work after he understood where he went wrong.
But lunchtime chats were a different matter. Even when faced with Jiang Yan, a young man who had suddenly arrived with a basket of fruit, Yukong still kindly poured him a cup of his own health tea, leaned back in his chair, and listened to his "good ideas."
But as he listened, Yukong couldn't help but sit up straighter and become more serious. The reason was simple: Jiang Yan's imagination had indeed hit the point that the Tianbo Division was most worried about.
Bai Lu is the Dragon Lord, and neither the Tianbo Division nor the Bailu Lane Chamber of Commerce has any coercive power over her. Whether she is willing to come to work depends entirely on her mood.
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