My married life with Kiana

Just when Rita had already taken out the popcorn...

Not willing to be outdone, Xilin grabbed a handful of Otto's long golden hair with one hand, and pulled the corner of Otto's mouth hard with the other hand.

Suddenly the two of them were in a stalemate.

The two people's eyes met in the air, and I had automatically imagined in my mind the crackling flames that would emerge from the place where their eyes met!

"Has there been any misunderstanding between your bishop and my sister-in-law since childhood?" Xiang Lai, who had stayed up all night last night and had nothing to eat this morning, stuffed himself with a mouthful of popcorn and asked Rita beside him.

Compared to her usual voracious appetite, Rita, the perfect maid, ate much more elegantly. However, looking at the scene before her, she still ate the popcorn very quickly: "I don't know. As far as I remember, this is the first time they met..."

Xiang Lai stroked his chin and looked at his sister-in-law Xilin, whose face was distorted. "Could it be? My sister-in-law has been possessed by some evil spirit. Is this Master Otto's unique exorcism ritual?"

Rita hesitated for a long time, looked at the two people "wrestling" together, and said with a complicated expression: "Maybe? I'm not from that department... I don't know the specific operation procedures."

"What the hell!" Otto had heard the conversation between Rita and Xiang Lai, and was about to open his mouth to ask for help.

However, Xilin, who had taken action in advance, released the hand that was pulling Otto's hair.

He picked up the unwashed mop that he had used for cleaning this morning, and slammed the mop head into Otto's mouth!

Otto, who had opened his mouth to call for help, was eaten whole!

Suddenly, some salty liquid flowed from the corners of Otto's mouth into his stomach.

Otto was so disgusted that he slapped the floor with his other hand for help.

But unfortunately this was not a professional fighting match and there was no referee around. There were only two spectators watching Rezi.

"Why is it so noisy downstairs? It makes me feel uncomfortable!" Kiana, who was about to take a good nap, was lying in bed peacefully.

I felt a very uncomfortable and somewhat repulsive "smell" coming from the dessert shop on the first floor of my home.

Just as I was about to go downstairs to find out what was going on, I saw two people fighting on the floor?

To be honest, it took Kiana a while to recognize the distorted figure before she realized that the purple one was her own little sister, the Sirin of this world...

And the other one, the one with the mop stuffed in its mouth and hair pulled by Xilin, the one that looks so disgusting?

Is that Otto? Kiana tried again and again to identify him! Finally, she confirmed the identity of the other person... Let me take this opportunity to kick him a few times!

Of course, this move was quickly stopped by the general.

After all, kicking Otto and injuring him is a small matter, but accidentally injuring a bone or getting sick from anger is a big deal.

"Why is it so lively downstairs today?" A middle-aged man in pajamas also came down from upstairs...

Siegfried walked downstairs with his hair loose and yawning: "Hey! Isn't this our Bishop Otto?"

"It's been a long time since we last met..." Siegfried took the opportunity to kick him a few times... The big shoe was directly aimed at Bishop Otto's face.

He always looked at Rita silently and said, "Look, I told you that my wife's family must have some grudge against your bishop."

Rita: “…”

"My boss is being kicked out right now. Should I do something to save my job?" Ms. Rita pondered for a moment, then decisively took out her phone and started taking pictures of the disheveled Otto...

And she showed a sweet smile from the heart: "Master Otto, you don't want these photos to be seen by Master Kallen, right? Look at my job and the salary..."

At that moment, Otto interpreted the meaning of Rita's smile, which was not as difficult to guess as Mona Lisa's smile.

Otto slowly closed his eyes in despair.

At this moment, a voice that sounded like heavenly music to Otto suddenly rang out from the door.

"Grandpa? What are you doing?" A small figure appeared at the door of the dessert shop accompanied by the melodious wind chimes at the door.

Everyone turned around to look at the person who was less than 1.4 meters tall. Who else could it be but Theresa?

"Siegfried! You are bullying grandpa again!" Theresa angrily ran towards Otto who was pinned to the ground, wanting to rescue Otto from the danger.

"Good girl, Theresa, grandpa's love for you is not in vain..." Otto's eyes were filled with tears at this moment, and he didn't know whether he was moved or choked by the dirty water flowing out of the mop in his mouth.

Then, just when Theresa was about to run to Otto... she suddenly tripped over her left foot?

You fell headfirst onto the ground. Luckily, Theresa wasn't hurt because someone cushioned her fall...

The unfortunate thing is that the person underneath is called Otto...

The powerful potential energy brought by Theresa's fall was converted into kinetic energy, which all turned into a headbutt and hit Otto's stomach hard!

As a result, Otto's eyes rolled back and he fainted on the spot...

Just before he fainted, Otto heard a wail from Theresa's mouth!

"Grandpa, you can't die! You haven't even made a formal will and officially passed the mandate to me!"

"Rebellious... rebellious girl..." With this final stimulation, Bishop Otto closed his eyes peacefully and fainted completely.

………………

Otto was in a trance and saw Kallen in heaven waving at him...

Looking at Kallen who was so close in front of me, there seemed to be a circle of holy light surrounding her?

"Have I arrived in the paradise that belongs only to Kallen?" Otto felt a little dazed when he opened his eyes again.

At the same time, he felt the softness on the back of his head, and considering the posture in front of him, could this be the legendary Kallen knee pillow?

Otto closed his eyes peacefully once again: "I am indeed dreaming. I actually dreamed of Kallen using her as a lap pillow for me... I want to have this dream for a while longer..."

"Now that you're awake, get up quickly..." Then Otto felt a heavy blow on his forehead.

"Oh..." Otto stood up reluctantly, looking at the people in the room who didn't dare to look him in the eye, his eyes full of resentment.

Especially Xilin, who had regained her cute and obedient appearance at this moment, and a few strands of her own golden hair could be seen in her closed mouth...

Chapter 61: Kallen at the Top of the Food Chain

Only then did Otto realize he wasn't dreaming. Kallen was actually giving him the legendary lap pillow.

Now Otto was lying on the table in Valkyrie Dessert Shop, and sitting on the table was Kallen, who carefully placed Otto's head between her thighs.

At this moment, Otto felt as if his head had grown bigger. He lay on Karen's knees and turned his head slightly, looking at the "culprit" who caused his coma.

It was Xilin, who was at the other end of the room, about ten meters away.

At this moment, Xilin was there constantly saying "Pooh, Pooh, Pooh"...

From time to time, golden hair would come out of his mouth, and he looked like he had eaten something dirty.

Siegfried, who was standing by, was very distressed and kept rinsing Xilin's mouth with a bottle of mineral water.

Siegfried kept muttering, "You stinky girl, why are you still biting things randomly? It's okay if you bite other things normally, but why did you want to bite Otto, that licking dog, with your mouth? What if he gets rabies?"

Although Otto's body functions are far from the level of a Herrscher, they are still stronger than ordinary people.

Siegfried muttered quietly, but Otto heard it clearly...

Xilin, who was trying to rinse her mouth, seemed to notice Otto's gaze.

Looking up, their eyes met briefly in the air, then they moved away in tacit understanding.

"That's all for today's revenge. Otto, we still have a long life ahead of us. Don't think that things from the last life are over in this life. Today's little revenge is not even the interest..." Xilin had already planned various revenge plans in her mind.

I want to avenge what happened in Siberia in my previous life, and I will never let go of the mastermind behind this!

Although Otto will not be killed in this peaceful world, it is absolutely necessary to make him suffer a lot worse than death!

Otto also turned his head slightly away in embarrassment.

It was obvious that this seemingly harmless "little girl" also had "memories of another world."

This also explains why Xilin opened her bloody mouth as soon as she saw him.

"I'm so unlucky. What does what Otto did in the other world have to do with me?" In a sense, having inherited the memory of another self, Otto obviously didn't want to put those big black iron pots on himself.

However, it is impossible to say this kind of thing out loud, so one can only grit their teeth and keep it to oneself.

"Well, Bishop Otto is my sister who is too naughty..." The most embarrassed person at the scene was undoubtedly Yulandel.

After all, on one side is the sister adopted by her biological parents, and on the other side is a kind of "adoptive father". Qiang Wen also said that in this world, Youlan Daier has been taken care of by Otto and Kallen from childhood to adulthood.

"Nothing..." Otto waved his hand in a generous manner, "Just a child's prank. I had a lot of fun, but I just went a little too far..."

Humph, Herrscher of the Void, huh? Just wait until our story is over!

Bishop Otto was lying comfortably on Kallen's thighs at this moment, enjoying the rare close contact with Kallen.

At the same time, it also perfectly expresses what it means to say one thing and think another.

"Speaking of my great inventor, why do you have such a bad reputation since you were a child, especially among children." Karen seemed to have thought of something, as if she was petting a big golden retriever.

He slowly stroked Otto's long hair, but at this moment, a certain Bishop of Destiny had a bandage wrapped around his head, which was a bit of a spoiler.

Otto closed his eyes and said with great enjoyment: "Who knows? Maybe I was born to be incompatible with these naughty kids..."

I suddenly feel that being injured is not bad. With Kallen's personal care, should I find an opportunity to get injured again and let Kallen take care of me for a while?

Otto even felt a little awkward thinking like this in his heart.

Now Otto was completely relaxed and enjoying himself, perhaps because he had no guard against the person in front of him.

Bishop Otto, who was always very cautious and prepared for every move, suddenly, while enjoying Kallen's care, subconsciously said what was in his heart: "If we have a child in the future, I will definitely raise him with elegance, and every move will be in line with the nobility..."

Just as Kallen's hand, which was gently stroking his head, suddenly stopped, Otto suddenly reacted.

She explained somewhat at a loss: "Um, Kallen! I'm talking about if, just if!"

Bang! It sounded like a boiler exploding...

"Child? What?" Karen's face flushed red as if she had suddenly heard some taboo words. One could even vaguely see white steam coming out of Karen's head.

"Most importantly... at least start with, a date..." The last part was so tiny that even Karen herself couldn't hear it clearly.

"Ah... here we go again, like this." Siegfried, Yulandel, and Rita thought in unison, "Otto, whose IQ plummets when it comes to matters involving Cousin Kallen (Miss Kallen, Aunt Kallen), appears."

"Oh no, was I too frivolous? I made Karen unhappy." Otto felt panicked.

"We don't want children anymore! Naughty children are the most annoying thing, Karen!" As soon as Otto said this.

Kallen's expression became puffed up, like a bloated pufferfish, and she looked at Otto with displeasure as he was saying "nonsense".

Otto was sweating profusely at this moment. He quickly stretched out his hand and prepared to swear to the heavens: "We will never..."

Snapped--!

Before Otto could utter the word "child", he was interrupted by Kallen.

The specific method of interruption was to lift Otto up from his legs and throw him hard from the table in the dessert shop hall to the cold floor.

Although it was a scorching summer day, the floor was still very cool. However, no matter how cold it was, it could not compare to Bishop Otto's heart, which was already frozen...

He stood up angrily and walked towards Kiana.

"You are Kiana Kaslana, right? Yulandel often told me about you before. She said she has a very lively sister at home..."

Chapter 62: The Majestic Dean

Although Karin is much older than Kiana in terms of generation, Karin obviously doesn't care about it.

In this world, she is one year older than Siegfried, so she forced Siegfried to call her cousin instead of some weird name like "ancestor"...

"I've wanted to visit you for a long time, but I've been too busy to find the time. I never expected Siegfried to have been married for so long, and even Yulandel and you have grown so much."

Kallen stroked Kiana's smooth hair and said, "Just call me auntie like Yulandel."

Kiana glanced at Kallen who was sending friendly signals to her, and then glanced at the person lying on the ground not far away.

Otto felt like he had lost all desire to live because he had just said something wrong that had angered Kallen.

Suddenly I found that Otto in this world seems very interesting...

After quickly understanding who was at the top of the food chain based on her intuition, Kiana immediately smiled brightly, "I know, Aunt Kallen..."

"Take good care of yourself." To be honest, Kallen was very envious of Kiana's current condition.

"But I didn't expect that even if Siegfried calls me cousin, I would be a grandmother now?" Karen thought sadly in her heart.

At the same time, he glared at Otto, who was still lying on the ground, depressed.

"It's all the fault of that big head! Why hasn't he come to his senses after all these years?" In some aspects, Karin really felt a little disappointed with Otto!