"That's it! To save the teacher who was framed by evil, to maintain peace in Tresen Academy, and to create a better tomorrow!"
Wearing a half-face mask that concealed her features, but revealing a high, shiny forehead, a pink pony girl, her identity almost completely exposed, stepped forward first. She waved her hand and shouted, "I! Pink Jinwang! We, the horse warriors V-Team, will absolutely not allow you to continue persecuting him!!!"
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Chapter 25: Sakura enters the king, and tears burst into laughter!
To some extent, Sakura Shinou is the bravest kid that Uozuka Saburo has ever seen in his life - not only does he have strong physical qualities, but he also has strong mental qualities.
She was so tough that even when faced with so many teachers and the student council president at once, and even when several other masked and tight-fitting horse girls in her group turned and ran away, she still maintained her hands on her hips, stood there with an air of greatness, pointed at the Qingmen Dean of Academic Affairs, and shouted, "Hey! You bald old thief! As the bald boss of Mr. Uozuka, you actually don't care that your righteous subordinates are being criticized and imprisoned, and you collude with the violent teacher and go along with him! Are you worthy of the bald head you worked so hard to cultivate day and night!?"
"Shut up! I'm so annoyed by the bald guy, stop poking at people's scars!!!"
...No, I think what she meant was that your baldness should be some kind of powerful proof of merit, which should be considered a more...positive word?
but......
After looking at Rudolph, who was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that he was going crazy but had to continue to maintain the dignity of being the president, and then looking at the teachers who were more or less trying back to smile, Uozuka Saburo sighed and did not tell the academic dean, who was already so angry that his face turned green, about this cruel fact, so as to save him the last bit of face.
Director Qingmen was certainly aware of the abnormal state of these bastards on his side. After all, he would occasionally laugh when he saw himself in the mirror while walking on the street... Although he would feel deeply sad afterwards, the fact that he didn't kneel on the spot was the result of years of cultivating a strong inner heart.
However! Even if he was furious, he would not risk his life like that idiot yesterday!
He has witnessed Ma Niang's fighting ability too many times in the past five years. With his bloated body that sits in the office every day, he is not even qualified to be a punching bag, let alone exchange one or two moves with her!
So! This is the time to fully demonstrate his leadership skills!
Just hear the sound of "swish"!
"President Rudolph, Mr. Uozuka, please quickly apprehend this troublemaker!"
The bald, puffy Director Qingmen slipped to the back of the group of teachers, waving his fleshy fist at Uozuka Saburo and Rudolph, shouting, "Come on! Go for it! I'll give you immense moral support!!!"
"..."
"..."
After looking at the director and then at each other, the man and the horse girl standing in the front row felt a strong sense of speechlessness at the same time, and both showed a bitter smile.
"Why are all the teachers here so weird?"
"In a campus full of students with strong personalities, how can one become dean without being a little eccentric?"
"...Sounds like it makes sense?"
Slowly standing up straight, he relaxed his arms, which were full of energy after a night's sleep. Uozuka Saburo looked at Sakura Shinou with a wicked smile and said, "Well... Anyway, he is the Dean of Academic Affairs at Tresen, and my immediate superior."
"Yeah, I'm just a student council president, so I have to listen to the teacher."
Rudolph Symbol also relaxed his hands and feet, and simultaneously revealed a sinister smile.
"Looking at you like this, could it be that President Rudolph has been wanting to beat up this idiot for a long time?"
"You too? Look at the corners of your mouth, they're almost upturned to the sky~"
"...Uozuka-sensei? President? What are you doing??"
At this point, even someone as thick-skinned as King Jin realized something was amiss. Beads of sweat streamed down his tall, smooth forehead. He laughed at the two men approaching with sly smiles, "Ahaha... Ahahahahahaha, me! I suddenly remembered that the clothes hanging in the dormitory haven't been collected yet! That's all for today, Horse Warrior V, retreat... Knock! Where are the people?!???"
"...We've already defeated them and thrown them into hell!"
"What!? Uozuka-sensei, why are you asking this!?"
"Bite your teeth and be prepared!"
“President! President!! President ahh ...
Boom!
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In the end, the commotion ended with the leader of the culprit Horse Warrior V, "Pink King", being knocked unconscious, and the remaining minions scattered and disappeared. Such a nonsensical ending came to an end. Except for the leader of the criminals, no one was injured or killed.
Congratulations, congratulations.
“Ooo ...
"...Don't cry anymore, Prince Jin. Here, these are your favorite cherry blossom petals, okay?"
"Woooo ...
"...Okay, okay, it's the teacher's fault. Stop howling... That sound scares me."
"Ooo ...
"..."
Hey! Have you had enough?
Why is this noise getting even stranger?! In broad daylight, people thought our place was haunted!
Uozuka Saburo was complaining madly in his mind, and his recovered palm was itching again, trying to strike this girl whose only advantage was her stubborn head.
————Unfortunately, facing the huge bulge on the other person's head, which was smoking and flashing red lights like the lights of a police car, even a heart as hard as stone would be embarrassed to hit her again.
It hurts so much, it hurts just looking at it. It hurts so much that this silly girl hasn't stopped crying yet.
While crying, he used a scraper to smear mud on the stacked red bricks, accurately and quickly repairing the damage he had caused to public property, making him, who was standing by to supervise him, feel a little embarrassed...
"......well."
Scratching his head, Uozuka Saburo finally couldn't resist the strange feeling of exploiting child labor. He walked over, raised his hand, and touched the big bump on Sakura Shinou's head. He said softly, "Alright, alright... Just do it. Hurry up and finish it. I'll take you to the cafeteria for curry."
"...Suck it, I want...I want to add burdock..."
"Okay, add burdock."
"And... suck, carrot..."
"Yeah, I'll add both white radish and carrot for you."
"And...high-quality garlic, the kind that costs 18,000 yuan per pound..."
"Okay, okay, high-level... Hey, don't push me any further, you bastard! Where can I get this stuff for you!!"
"Ouch."
Sakura Jinwang, who was squatting and building a wall, felt the big bump on her head being pinched, and tears suddenly welled up in her eyes. But suddenly she saw a big hand reaching out from behind, picking up another scraper and starting to work with her.
"Go over there and wipe your nose with a napkin. It's filthy." Uozuka Saburo squatted beside her and pointed to the side. "I'll take care of the rest of the finishing. You clean yourself up. Don't go to the cafeteria looking like this and make others laugh at you. Do you understand?"
“…Slurp, mmm!”
Sakura enters the king, and tears turn into laughter!
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Chapter 26 Oil Painting: Sakura Jinwang is serving food
"So, you've already prepared to kick King Jin out as a scapegoat at the critical moment?"
At noon, in the Tresen cafeteria, Uozuka Saburo sat at a long table, eating a plate of curry the size of a washbasin. He listened curiously to the horsegirls in front of him recounting the whole story. He said with a hint of emotion, "You guys... are really cruel and ruthless, aren't you?"
"NONONO! How can you say we're ruthless? It was clearly Senior Baojin who made the mistake that led to the failure of the operation!"
Sitting between Suzuka and Oguruma, facing Uozuka Saburo, Taiki Express raised a finger very seriously and said, "She clearly said the operation was to be kept secret, but she turned around and revealed the entire plan to A Lot of Horse Girls. By the end of the night, almost everyone in the Ritto and Miho dorms knew she was preparing a prison break. We were really embarrassed!"
"Hmm... I have a rough idea of what the scene is like..."
Vodka, annoyed by her English-accented Japanese, waved her off to eat like Oguruma. Turning to Suzuka Wusheng, who was eating like a lady, she asked, "So, you're just enjoying your meal here? Aren't there a few horsegirls doing surveillance and lookout? How are they doing?"
"Well... maybe he ran away very early, or he didn't come at all..."
Silent Suzuka swallowed a mouthful of rice, thought for a moment, and then said with a wry smile: "After all, it was a plan made by Jinou-senpai. When he brought people in, he didn't care about their response at all and ran away... People like Kusagami-kun and Aramu-hyo-kun are somewhat accustomed to Jinou-senpai's style of doing things, so they didn't even think about participating in this plan..."
"Is that so? Then where's your Horse Warrior V?" Uozuka Saburo put down his spoon and counted on his fingers. "There were five horsegirls who jumped in, right? One for Jinou, one for you, one for Taiki Express, and the remaining two were red and yellow. Who were they?"
"Ah! I know, I know!"
Two plates were placed to Uozuka Saburo's right. Vodka and Yamato Akagi, who had finished their training a little later, came over and sat next to Uozuka Saburo. Vodka said excitedly, "It's Kawakami Hime-san and Shimmering Hikarie-san! Kuwa~~ They both performed really well! Their entrance moves were so cool!"
"Huh? So you two are participating too?"
Uozuka Saburo looked at Vodka curiously, then looked at Yamato Akagi and said, "I thought you would never join in on this fun. After all, I remember... you seemed to have some opinions about me?"
"No way! You misunderstood Mr. Uozuka!"
Seeing Uozuka Saburo looking a little sad, Yamato Akagi quickly put down his cutlery and said in a panic, "I really don't have any grudges against you! It was just a misunderstanding yesterday... Once the news of what you did this afternoon gets out, I will respect you very much!"
"Oh? Really?"
Raising an eyebrow, Uozuka Saburo, wearing his favorite black-framed sunglasses, revealed a toothy grin that looked quite silly to others and said, "What about you guys? Why did you all get involved in this mess? Teacher, I'd like to hear the reason~"
He didn't have any particular purpose in saying this, he just simply wanted to hear what these girls had to say.
Although there were some unexpected circumstances in this incident, it was generally within Uozuka Saburo's expectations. Even if things really got to the point where they couldn't get any worse, and the entire Tresen Academy was as wicked as the bottom of a pot and was determined to eat him up, he still had the organization to rely on, so he was not in any danger at all.
But the key point is, he knows these situations, but they don’t?
A slight change of perspective would make it clear that, except for a few insiders with decision-making power, including the person involved, Silent Suzuka, the entire Tresin Academy only knows him as "the new teacher", "the big guy", "the fierce-looking one", "the administrator with strong business capabilities", "the Ogurashi hat terminator" and "the real man who dares to stand up for Mamusu". Although they will be biased towards him emotionally, they are not so biased as to stick to him at all costs. Helping him shout slogans and begging for favors is already the limit.
To put it simply: it is a broken ship that is about to sink. The possibility of rescuing it is not zero, but it is basically zero.
After all, Japan is still a country that bans guns on the surface. Anyone who modifies a pistol without permission will definitely be sentenced. Who would really support a criminal?
But the result gave him a big surprise: although the number was not large compared to the entire academy, there were actually so many horse girls willing to stand up for him, and even risk being expelled to follow Sakura into the Wanglai "dungeon" to cause trouble - this really surprised him.
What do they want?
It's understandable that Sakura Shinou and Silent Suzuka did something like this impulsively, one of them being brainless and the other feeling guilty.
The same goes for Xiaolimao. He had just tricked her into giving her a stack of free self-service coupons that were more valuable than gold, so it was only natural for him to return the favor.
But what about the others? This Big Tree Express, Vodka, Yamato Akagi, and those two, Fu and Tiankong?
I only met the first few people once, but I have never even met the last few people. Why would they help me?
Although he has been pretending to be a normal person, Uozuka Saburo is ultimately stained by darkness from the inside out. The prejudice against the evil of human nature is rooted in his mind, and he will never believe in the drama of "there is true love in the world" - even if there is, it is the influence of hormonal disorders such as the O worm in the brain, which is ugly and ignorant.
Therefore, without any hope at all, and simply wanting to hear what these simple-minded muscular girls thought so as to facilitate the modification of his future plans, Uozuka Saburo asked this question.
But immediately afterwards, starting from the first big tree express, Uozuka Saburo felt like he was a little overwhelmed.
"WHY? Um...WHY?"
"...Yeah, WHY?"
"Why? No why?"
Daishu Express and Uozuka Saburo looked at each other, and he sipped his ramen cutely and said, "Because, Mr. Uozuka, you are such a good person!"
"......ha?"
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Chapter 27: Guys! From now on, you are all under my care!
Nice guy? Who is she talking about? Me?
Am I a good person? ?
"......puff."
"Ah! Mr. Uozuka, WHAT ARE YOU laughing at?"
"Huh? What did you say?"
With a mouthful of ramen, Daiki Express's already strange-sounding American-style Japanese became a complete mess. Not to mention Uozuka Saburo, even the several horse girls who spent every day with her couldn't understand her - but that didn't stop them from guessing what she meant through her expressions and actions.
So they all laughed.
"WHAT!? Everyone, why are you laughing at me??"
"Huh~ No, Daiki-san? We're not making fun of you." Silent Suzuka said with a smile.
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