Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

"REALLY? Really?"

"That's natural! We think you're right!"

"Yes! Uncle is a very good person. We all know and agree with this. Don't you agree, Oguruma-senpai?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"See? Oguruma-senpai never lies. She..."

"Oh no! She seems to be choking!"

"Quick, quick, quick! Bring her a glass of water!"

"OH SXXT! I'll go get a drink!!"

"..."

After a chaotic commotion, under the gaze of the other ponygirls in the cafeteria, Ogurume, finally catching her breath, propped up her "eight-months pregnant" belly, said with a worried look on her face, "I'm sorry, everyone... This morning, to distract the cafeteria teachers, I was constantly stuffing my stomach with rice, which was the most important thing. I overeat and have a bit of a stomachache... I'm truly sorry to have you see me in such an unseemly state."

"..."

No wonder it's lunchtime, but the cafeteria only serves bread and cereal... So you ate them all!?

Aren't you known for your bottomless stomach? How can you still eat so much that you get indigestion and even food stagnation?

How much inventory did you help clear out for the cafeteria?

"Also, I'm sorry, Brother Uozuka, I broke my promise to you again."

"...Ah? A promise?"

"It's just... I promised not to eat anything carelessly anymore..."

"Oh! That! Hi..."

Together with Daishu Kuaiche, they helped the girl, who weighed at least twice as much as the vodka, to a vacant seat on the sofa with a backrest. Uozuka Saburo half-knelt in front of her and said, "You really are terrible. Your eating habits are horrible enough on a normal day, but you were still so bad this morning... I heard the head chef in the kitchen knelt down and cried bitterly. You don't have to be so cruel, do you?"

"But... because the chairman said that you, Brother Uozuka, were wrongfully imprisoned, and that my work was necessary..."

Xiao Limao lowered his head, and his ears and tail drooped down. He said in a slightly disappointed voice, "No teacher has ever been willing to give me so many free buffet coupons, and no teacher has ever been willing to take me out for dinner... Big brother is such a good person, why do they have to arrest you? I can't understand..."

"...So, you destroyed the cafeteria just to get more attention?"

"...Well, this is the only thing I can do for my big brother."

"..."

Uozuka Saburo was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Girl... you're really simple-minded, even simpler than that clueless guy Jin Wang...

It's fine if you just joined them in that ridiculous jailbreak, but if you wanted to attract the other teachers' attention and distract reinforcements, why not just run up to them and tell them you're asking to leave the school to find food, and just scare them? Why did you have to go after the one and only sheep in the Tresen cafeteria?

You've almost made me lose my skin!

I heard that this girl came from a poor family, but she was quite capable and was the kind of person who could compete with Rudolph symbolically - now it seems that she traded her intelligence for nothing and is not smart at all.

But...it seems like it feels good to be treated like this?

...At least it was a good idea for his infiltration plan. It was definitely not because he was tempted! Absolutely!

The tall and strong man was silent for a moment, and with an expressionless face, he suppressed the slightest emotion in his heart and came to a conclusion on the matter with absolute rationality.

And just at this moment, Sakura Shinou, who had been stuck in the queue and unable to move because it was the peak time for getting food, finally had his favorite curry rice delivered to his table, which heated up the somewhat strange atmosphere again.

Although Uozuka Saburo had known none of them for more than 100 hours, he was the reason why this group of horse girls from different dormitories, grades, strengths, and specialties were gathered together today. Naturally, the topic revolved around him, and very naturally, the "punishment result" that had been posted publicly was finally known to several horse girls in the "action team".

"What?! I'll be transferred to a training instructor position and be in charge of the daily training of the horsegirls who haven't been assigned trainers!?"

Sakura Shinou, Daiki Express, and Silent Suzuka looked at the announcement written by Akikawa Yayoi in surprise, raised their heads to look at their fellow horsegirls, then looked at Uozuka Saburo who was not surprised at all, and were completely dumbfounded.

"So... you weren't actually imprisoned, but were dragged in by the chairman for a celebration party!?"

"Pfft! Cough, cough... You, stop thinking about such unrealistic things, okay?!"

Choking on his tea at this bizarre train of thought, Uozuka Saburo coughed forcefully twice before recovering. Declining Silent Suzuka's offer of a back pat, he glared fiercely at Sakura Shinou and said, "The board of directors and that teacher who tried to hit me do want to fire me, but will our beloved and respectable chairman agree to such an unjust act? Of course not!"

"Oh!"

"Not only will they not punish me, but they'll reward me handsomely for taking down a school scoundrel!"

"OH!"

"So! From today on! All of you little girls without a trainer's contract are under my care!!!"

““““Yeah (?? ω ??)! !!! ””””

“!!!Yeah~”

After hearing this, Vodka, Yamato Akagi, and Sakura Shinou, who did not have a contracted trainer in the middle division, immediately pulled up Silent Suzuka's hands and cheered happily. Daiki Express, who already had a contracted trainer and belonged to the high division, stood outside them and laughed foolishly, no one knew what they were laughing at.

However, the remaining Oguruma didn't join in the group's joy. Instead, she crept over to Uozuka Saburo, clutching her belly, tugged at his clothes, and said, "Um... Uozuka-sama?"

"Well, what's wrong, little chestnut hat?"

"Can I come to train with you?"

"Huh? Aren't you a student in the advanced department? A trainer who hasn't signed a contract yet?" asked Saburo Uozuka in surprise.

Oguruma was a little embarrassed by this, but he finally looked Uozuka Saburo in the eye, nodded, and said, "Well, my situation is a bit complicated. The trainer... is still on the way to being admitted. I won't choose another contract trainer other than him!"

"I see... I understand your determination."

Uozuka Saburo nodded and said generously, "Alright! Before our dedicated trainer arrives, let me train you well! But be sure to get along well with the younger generation, okay?"

"!!! Yes! Uozuka-sama, I will sprint with all my strength!"

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Chapter 28 is here to supervise you!

In this way, the new administrative teacher Saburo Uozuka injured a training instructor on his first day in office, was arrested and detained for a night, and then resigned on the spot. He was transferred from his original job to a completely unrelated position of training instructor. At the same time, he achieved two epic achievements, "The Legend of the Fastest Resignation of Faculty and Staff at Tresen Academy" and "The Legend of the Fastest Promotion of Faculty and Staff at Tresen Academy", and became famous in this battle.

————Of course, this fame only applies to people in a specific circle. At least in this Tresen Academy, he is still just an ordinary faculty member.

After all, although gossip is a girl's nature, for the horse girls whose brain capacity is mostly occupied by "training", "competition" and "eating", the various campus gossips are far less exciting than running a few more laps on the tire. Therefore, only some horse girls who like to collect gossips will pay a little attention to it.

Others, even if they knew about Vodka's heroic deeds, would just express a little emotion and then continue doing their own things.

————Of course, this doesn’t include the group of middle school girls who witnessed their teacher about to hit someone, but before they could react, they saw him being shot down, and then woke up to find that they had a new teacher...

The world is changing so fast! It's hard for their young minds to bear it!

Yes, that skinny guy was a bit annoying. His plan was sound, but he was very harsh in implementing it. He was completely unkind, and his curses were really harsh. But he also had some good points... good points...

Well... ever since they were assigned to this training instructor, they have never discovered his strengths... but that doesn't mean they should just shoot him and kick him out of the school, right?

...Okay, that's not a big deal, but they can't just instantly promote the guy who fired the gun to be their instructor to replace him, right? It makes it seem like the academy is targeting him, which is not a good influence, right?

Although these girls, generally between the ages of thirteen and fifteen, were unfamiliar with the complexities of school life, they did have a basic understanding of social conventions and interpersonal relationships. Coupled with their excellent intuition, they instinctively sensed that there were some hidden tricks going on that ordinary people couldn't detect...

But, so what?

Could they just kick out the current hero who's taking the initiative to defend Ma Musume and replace him with someone even more awful?

It's obviously not a god's will!

So, when a new day came again, that is, the day after Uozuka Saburo was "released from prison", he changed into a blue sportswear specially used by training instructors and arrived at the playground. What greeted him were two rows of middle school students standing in neat rows, fully demonstrating the spirit and style of the new era horse girls, which really surprised him.

This morning while running, he had deliberately spent half an hour adjusting his mindset, mentally preparing for scenarios like encountering some of the troublemakers in the organization's training grounds... Why do these horse girls look so well-behaved?

...Never mind. Since they are willing to cooperate, I can focus more on implementing the plan, and the infiltration progress will be faster.

What's more, if it really doesn't work...aren't there still a few of my own "nails" in it?

After secretly glancing at the familiar faces that were looking at him excitedly, Uozuka Saburo pushed his sunglasses, slammed the bamboo sword he brought for pretending into the ground, and began to look at these horse girls one by one.

Remembering people's names was not a difficult task for him. If necessary, he could even remember the preferences, history and handles of hundreds of people in an hour, and easily link them together to work out a perfect blackmail plan. But the problem was that these names would usually be dealt with by his elder brother within 72 hours, and then he could directly remove them from his mind and clear them out, instead of remembering them all the time.

In other words: He, Uozuka Saburo, like his older brother, wasn't very good at remembering a person's information for long...

Therefore, in order to prevent his own regular automatic cleaning memory mechanism from causing trouble, he needed to match these horse girls one by one, and then add some detailed descriptions perceived by the naked eye to their information, so as to avoid them being forgotten inexplicably.

The female horsemen in the middle school department had no idea what their new instructor was doing, but they didn't dare to show any dissatisfaction and let him look at their faces one by one.

The reason... besides the stance he showed in the incident the day before yesterday, and the propaganda from several classmates, there's another important point - this guy is the kind of fierce guy who dares to shoot people at the slightest disagreement, and even his palm was blown open and ripped open...

Even if we don't want to be friends with him, we absolutely cannot be enemies with him! Otherwise, God knows what kind of unscrupulous things he will do!

Saburo Uozuka had no idea what these little girls were thinking. Even if he knew, he wouldn't care, because this was the result he deliberately wanted to create.

Otherwise, with his physique, which is considered strong for a human, why would he bother with such a thankless task as modifying a starting pistol? Why not just smash her head with a rock?

"...I am the newly assigned training instructor, Saburo Uozuka, and I'm here to supervise you!"

After looking at all the horse girls' faces, Uozuka Saburo said with a stern face, "Our school teachers are the best of you, big brothers!"

"!!!"

Pulling one hand from the hilt and placing it on his waist, Uozuka Saburo slowly turned his head and said, "If you have any questions, you can ask us - we will tell you kindly!"

"!!?"

"Now, everyone, please introduce yourselves! Please share your original running distance, running style, and name!"

Raising his bamboo sword, he pointed it straight at Sakura Shinou, the first person in the line on his left. Uozuka Saburo shouted, "Start with you!"

"Hey! Short distance, mile special, sprint escape horse!"

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you at all!" Uozuka Saburo slammed his bamboo sword on the ground twice and yelled with a stern face, "You want to sprint so quietly? Try again!!!"

"Hi!!! Short distance! One mile special!! Sprint escape horse!!! Sakura, the explosive king!!!"

"Okay! Next one!"

"Middle distance!!! A mile!!! Explosive bad horse!!! Vodka!!!"

"Okay! Very energetic! Next one!"

"Hi!!!"

Thus, with the cooperation of several people familiar with horse girls, Uozuka Saburo's first day as a training instructor officially began.

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Chapter 29 I want...

Although he used a very aggressive approach to start his teaching career, Uozuka Saburo actually implemented a relatively gentle and open-minded training method.

After all, one knows his own business. His expertise has always been based on mechanics, information technology, firearms, and hand-to-hand combat. Not to mention horse girls, he has barely even had contact with ordinary cows and donkeys. He drives his eldest brother's beloved Porsche back and forth all day long and has no idea how to make training plans for horse girls.

As for the only thing he remembered, the training program for humanoid creatures was a program that the organization used to train peripheral suicide squads... No matter how he thought about it, it was not suitable and it was impossible to just copy it and use it.

I just won the favor of the whole school by killing an idiot who put pressure on Ma Musume the day before yesterday. I can't just change my attitude and start more high-pressure training as soon as I replace him, right?

He doesn't want to be jumped by a group of horse girls!

Therefore, ever since he was released from the dungeon yesterday morning and supervised Sakura Shinou to repair the damaged wall until noon, Uozuka Saburo has been thinking about how he can use his own abilities to maintain the effectiveness of the training of these horse girls while at the same time having features that will make people's eyes shine.

Rely on excellent observation skills to develop training plans based on the characteristics of each horse girl?

There is no ability and no need to do so - because that is the job of the contracted trainer.

Then let it go, rely on your erudition in other fields to draw inferences from one instance to another, and do some interdisciplinary research?

It is possible, but the effect is basically ineffective. When it comes to running, if you run fast, you run fast, and if you can't catch up, you can't catch up. Even if you get a PhD in mechanical engineering, you still can't run 100 meters in 10 seconds.

It's not the kind of rigged tournament where the dealer takes all the spoils... You can't ask him to find two snipers for every game and just headshot every horse girl that's ahead of him, right?

So! After pondering for a whole night, Uozuka Saburo made a decision: the training plan would follow the academy's recommended basic horse girl training manual completely, without changing even a single punctuation mark!

This was actually a rather bold decision, because the horse girls all had very strong personalities, and their running habits and personal choices were completely different, making it difficult to unify a plan that could be used by everyone. Therefore, the basic manual compiled by this academy actually only contained a few parts, and the teaching plan could be completed in less than half a day each day. The rest of the time was directly given to the horse girl instructors and trainers to independently formulate training plans.

However, this wasn't a problem for Uozuka Saburo—the plan was too short to practice enough? Then why not just let the horse girls make their own plans and study on their own?

Although he is not a professional athlete, he has endured so many years under the pressure of the organization and has a very thorough understanding of the principles of exercise: