Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

As soon as the classroom door was opened, the tree-like express jumped out lightly, stepped in front of Uozuka Saburo, made a cute gesture and said, "OK~ Sorry to have kept you waiting, Mr. Uozuka, let's go!"

"Huh, I can finally leave. No, you must wait for me!!!"

His face suddenly darkened, and he grabbed the other person's head and shouted, "Put your pants on properly!!!"

Chapter 71: Acquired Characteristics: A Bit of a Late Night

"No! My underwear is so wet now. It would be super uncomfortable to wear pants!"

Easily avoiding Uozuka Saburo's head clamp, Daishu Express was like a nympho wearing only panties on her lower body, swaying and twisting her waist and saying, "Look, Mr. Uozuka, this is not only very comfortable, but also very convenient! The cool breeze on my legs is really COOL!"

"..."

If you were any cooler, you would be arrested by the police and taken to the police station. You might even get me arrested with you!

No... This silly girl's current look is even worse than when she was just wearing a swimsuit. We must catch her and make her wear pants.

"Hey, let me through... um..."

Suddenly, an inexplicable feeling of dizziness struck Uozuka Saburo's brain, causing the scene in front of his eyes to go black. His body lost its balance and he fell down.

DUANG~

"Whoa! Be careful, Morisei. It would be terrible if you, such a big guy, fell on the floor."

"..."

"Ahaha~ Stop moving around, Mr. Uozuka, it's itchy and weird~"

"...?"

Feeling the extremely elastic and soft surface on his forehead, Uozuka Saburo was stunned at first, then he suddenly came to his senses and felt something was wrong.

Two soft arms clamped around his head, as if the Texas horse girl unconsciously wanted to push him further into the front armor. The burly man in black completely understood what was happening, and quickly used about 50% of his strength to try to break free.

But...it's useless!

"Um!?"

Push harder and push harder!

Still no use! I can’t move!!

And it’s a bit uncomfortable...I can’t even stand steadily!

What on earth is this!?

"Oh~ You really are as weak as a baby. Have you been working too hard lately?"

Feeling the weight gradually pressing up on him, and his "slight" resistance, the simple-minded Dashu Kuaiche directly misunderstood his actions. Exuding a maternal glow, she put her arm around his shoulders, patted his back slowly, and said, "OK~OK~ Don't move around, okay? I know very well how it feels to force yourself to push through even when you're exhausted to the limit, and then accidentally overdo it. If you don't relax immediately, you'll never recover and get hurt, you know? Do you understand?"

"......Um."

That being said, he had indeed not had a proper rest for several nights.

She was drugged and turned into a horse girl, living in fear all day long. Then she encountered the Mejiro McQueen kidnapping case, and then she had to deal with the police and the school reporting organization...

But wasn't this his usual pace of life? Running around with his older brother, not sleeping for two or three days was normal, wasn't it? Why was he suddenly like this now?

Could it be that this is another drawback of the horse girl's body?

Can’t stay up late, or can’t be overly tired? ?

Tsk...this is too fucked up. How is a professional night owl like him going to live in the future?

His body was completely out of control, and his brain was a bit confused. Although he was still conscious, he couldn't think of a solution. Uozuka Saburo could only helplessly open his mouth and say, "Big Tree Express..."

"Hey~ Can I help you with anything, Mr. Uozuka?"

"Take me... take me into the classroom and help me find a table to lie down on for a while."

"Okay~ Leave it to me!"

Faced with the huge body of 1.8 meters, the short-distance explosive horse girl Taiki Express, whose strength was infinitely close to SS+, lifted him up with just one effort, patted his back, and slowly but steadily carried him into the classroom.

However, just as she was about to step into the classroom, her movements suddenly stopped, and she stood there stiffly in the stride posture, motionless.

"...Hey, what are you doing? Go in?"

"...M, Mr. Uozuka, look, over there...is there someone?"

"......Clam?"

She raised her other arm tremblingly and pointed to the other end of the teaching building corridor, causing Uozuka Saburo to subconsciously raise his head and nod in the direction, instantly understanding her fear.

There, there was a tall figure with long, fluffy dark brown hair, a horse girl wearing a demon mask and a swimsuit that didn't fit her chest at all, standing there quietly, staring at the two of them intently.

...Braise! Several scary ones!!!

What the hell is this! Is this the ghost of a horse girl who drowned during swimming lessons?!

"Ah u me and welfare ah u and my lieu came back u still sent them all ah"

"..."

"..."

He seemed to be mumbling something, and a terrible resentment emanated from his whole body. The chilling murderous intent even made the battle-hardened Uozuka Saburo shudder.

I see... Is this the legendary horsegirl ghost that curses her mother?!

“…Duda!”

"Eeyeeee!"

Frightened by the other party's actions, Daiki Express couldn't help but take two steps back and said to Uozuka Saburo, who was carried on her shoulders: "Mr. Uozuka, she... why is she stretching her arms out towards us and giving us a thumbs-up!?"

"Idiot! He must be aiming and intending to shoot us!!!"

"WHAT!? What should I do!??"

"RUN! RUN YOU IDIOT!!!"

“Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!”

Finally with a clear instruction, Dashu Express, who had wanted to run away for a long time, did not hesitate any longer. He turned 180 degrees on the spot, screaming and rushing out at a terrifying speed.

————Of course, he still carried Uozuka Saburo on his shoulders, and out of loyalty he didn’t just leave him behind.

But at this time, Uozuka Saburo would rather she leave him behind... It was scary to hang upside down and watch "that thing" rushing towards him at a speed higher than the Daishu Express!

"Hey! Can't you run faster? She's almost catching up!!"

"WHAT!? That's impossible! How could anyone catch up to my speed!?"

"You're still carrying me! It's only natural that your speed will decrease!? Just leave me behind and run for your life!"

"NO!!! I will never abandon you!"

"Big Tree...you, poof!"

The sudden braking hit Uozuka Saburo's stomach, which was resting on her shoulder, hard. He felt so uncomfortable that he almost vomited the dinner he had just eaten.

"Now that things have come to this, we can only use our traditional Texan methods to fight the enemy!"

"What!?"

Seeing Daishu Kuaiche reaching for her shirt pocket, posing with a low waist, and recalling her iconic finals uniform, Uozuka Saburo's eyes lit up: "You, are you talking about..."

American Iai! ?

Chapter 72: Look at me, am I beautiful?

"YES! Just as you imagined, this is our greatest specialty and the favorite gift that all tourists who come to Texas like to bring back—it's this!"

"......Um?"

"...!!!"

In an instant, the "Horse Girl Ghost" that was chasing after it stopped abruptly, and the face under the evil ghost mask was full of surprise, and the level of confusion was almost comparable to that of Uozuka Saburo who was carried on the shoulder of the Daiki Express.

It was a mass of cow dung mixed with soil, weeds, and unknown liquid, completely wrapped in a spherical plastic bag!

Yes! A fresh piece of cow dung! It even had TEXAS BULLSHIT written on it in marker!

Hey!

Instantly, two of the three people present sighed inwardly, while the only one who didn't, with a smile on her face and a look of confidence, put down the "burden" on her shoulders, took the ball of cow dung that looked like it would burst out of the bag at any moment, and shouted, "I heard that in Chongguo, people use the feces of dead black dogs to ward off evil and avoid disaster, so...Come on! Miss Gh Kangost of Tresen! Come and taste this fresh specialty from across the ocean!!! Ola!!!"

"......Humph!"

Boom!

Snapped!

DUANG!

“Puga!!!”

Very soon! Very soon!!

The whole process took less than two seconds. A certain clever horse girl who was trying to use American cow dung to exorcise the evil spirits of Japan was sent flying backwards with a strong "fragrant wind". She hit the wall of the corridor with a "pia" sound, and a large pool of gray-green "blood" burst out behind her. She fainted.

"...Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm! (Don't play with shit in school, you idiot!)"

“…Hmmmm.”

Although he couldn't hear clearly through the mask, Uozuka Saburo miraculously understood what she wanted to say and expressed his high agreement with it.

After all, he had just been carried around by her for three whole minutes while wearing the sportswear with that thing on it, and his head had been pressed very close to the pocket. What if that thing broke...it was really scary to think about it!

Girls' play... No! Even boys can't just play with shit, right?? It's a little too bad in every sense!?

He thought Daiki Kuaiche was one of the few horsegirls with a sane mind! So you're seriously ill too!?

He was so exhausted that he could only lie on the ground and gasp for breath. Uozuka Saburo struggled to change his position and lay on his back, just in time to come face to face with the evil ghost mask of "Cursing Mother Ma Musume". His body suddenly froze.

...Hmm? Why does it feel like the atmosphere is a little softer than before?

The sun had already set and there were no street lights on this side of the teaching building. With the power off, even at his best, Uozuka Saburo would have found it difficult to see a person's features, let alone in his current weak state.

"..."

"..."

"...Um, do I recognize you?"

"..."

Unable to bear being stared at by the other party, but not feeling any murderous intent, unable to forcefully activate his survival instinct, the embarrassed burly man in black could only ask, but was only met with an even deeper gaze.

He could feel the other person's eyes wandering all over his body, as if he was being seen through like an imaginary scanner.

Especially that indescribable spot below the waist! I have scanned it three times!

This won't do! Even though he hadn't used that part much in the past 35 years, and he didn't know if he would ever have the chance to use it again, he didn't want to be killed by such a weird thing here, at this time, and be separated from his second brother forever! ?

Move, my body!

"...Woooooooooooo, beautiful?"

"......ah?"

Feeling as if he were hallucinating, Uozuka Saburo stared with his eyes wide open. Just then, he saw the other party lift up his mask a little, revealing his delicate chin and seductive lips, and whispered, "Look at me, am I beautiful?"

"..."

What kind of question is that? Slit-mouthed woman?