Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

I wouldn't really encounter an evil spirit...

Shocked by the opponent's sudden change of style, before Uozuka Saburo could react, the scene changed again:

“Explode——in!”

"Toot!!!"

"Humph!!"

Bang bang!

Two familiar figures flashed past Uozuka Saburo's eyes, one on the left and one on the right, each of them ejected a "sharp blade" at an extremely high speed, and "chopped" the evil spirit fiercely!

...No! The evil spirit grabbed hold of him, preventing him from moving forward!

"Nani!? You must be kidding!"

"What kind of monster are you!??"

"......Ah."

With her arms crossed and a firm grip on the ankles of the two middle-aged horsegirls, the evil spirit horsegirl, relying on her height and strength, suddenly exerted her strength! Sakura Shinou and Vodka, who rushed to the rescue, were thrown out of the window, right into the group of horsegirls who had rushed over!

Tsk...the troublesome guys are coming.

Through the mask, she looked past the middle-aged horse girl who was knocked to the ground and saw several familiar figures in the distance. The evil spirit lady cursed silently, turned around and ran to the other end of the corridor without even a trace of hesitation. She disappeared without a trace like a real evil spirit, leaving Uozuka Saburo stunned.

"Hey! Get up, you stupid pig!"

"It hurts! Who stepped on my tail!?"

"Wow! It stinks! It stinks so bad!!"

"What's going on!? Why is Daiki Express-senpai here!?"

"Sani Tower!"

"Teacher! Are you okay?!"

"Well......"

Feeling somewhat embarrassed, yet unable to muster the energy, Uozuka Saburo fought back the urge to fall asleep, forced his eyes open, and took in the sight before him:

All the horse girls in his class were wearing swimsuits and chattering loudly. There were also a few high-level horse girls who were shouting and screaming beside them to maintain order. He looked like he wanted to arrest them all.

It's a picture of hell!

And the girl he currently has the deepest and closest relationship with, Umamusume Suzuka, was still wearing the boxer-brief version of Shikusui, squatting beside him and looking at him with a worried look on her face, her lips moving as if she was saying something, but still no sound could be heard.

...I see. I must have accidentally drunk the drug made by Suzi and am hallucinating again...

"Ah! Teacher! Teacher, you can't sleep! Teacher!!!"

Chapter 73: Listen to the Tea House Tell You Stories

When he opened his eyes again, Uozuka Saburo saw a familiar ceiling.

It was the ceiling he saw first when he finally returned to the real world after experiencing many nightmares.

The memory is so deep that I can even remember clearly how many holes there are on it.

"Ah, you're awake."

"!!?"

"Well......"

He suddenly jumped up and grabbed the owner of the voice. Until the scene in front of him gradually became clear, Uozuka Saburo suddenly realized... the situation seemed a little different from what he expected?

In front of him was a horse girl he had never seen before. She had smooth, waist-length hair, was wearing a pure black suit, had a tuft of oddly shaped alopecia on the top of her head, and exuded a lazy and mysterious aura.

Just like...some codenamed members of the organization.

"...Teacher, can you please let me go?"

The golden-eyed horsegirl faced the "sudden attack" by the black-clad burly man without showing the slightest sign of panic. Instead, she put one hand in her pocket, steadied herself with the other, and said in a cold tone, "This is freshly brewed Gran Cibala coffee. If it accidentally spilled on you, it would be a shame in every sense of the word."

"...Ah Tong, I'm sorry... I'll let you go now."

Realizing that he had mistaken the person, Uozuka Saburo quickly let go of his hand, allowing the other person's slender wrist to be free again. He then brought the coffee cup in front of him and took a sip as if nothing had happened.

...The atmosphere is so awkward...

After touching his body, Saburo Uozuka suddenly found that the black clothes he had been wearing had been taken off and placed aside, and his hat and sunglasses were also placed neatly on another experimental platform. He couldn't help but raise his hand to touch his head and waist.

The horse ears are still there? But... where's my ponytail!?

How come he suddenly disappeared?!

"Teacher, could you please not touch your buttocks in front of young girls? I will be unable to resist and sue you for harassment."

"Uh, sorry...that's not right!"

Gradually regaining consciousness, his body no longer felt as weak as before. Uozuka Saburo turned around and pointed at the horse girl in front of him and shouted: "Who are you! Why are you in Airi Hayabusa's laboratory!? And why am I here!? "

"Well... this is a long story."

Ignoring Uozuka Saburo's anxious look, the black-clad horsegirl took a sip of coffee, raised her golden eyes, looked up at another damaged ceiling, and murmured, "Thinking back to the afternoon three years ago, I wanted to find a quiet place to make some coffee, but..."

"Stop! Can you not make the timeline so long? Just the last day will be enough!"

"One day... This morning, I had a good dream and just woke up from bed..."

"I, said, you, ah..."

"Then, I was dragged here by Ali Hayabusa to guard you after she had been busy all night."

"..."

Well, she was really talking about something...

But, in the morning?

I was knocked unconscious by Speedy again for the entire night! ?

"...Ah, my friend told me that you, seemed to have misunderstood something?"

Sitting on a swivel chair, the black-clad horse girl was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said to the gritting-teethed Uozuka Saburo: "Don't worry, although that bastard Hayako often does some terrible things, she really wasn't playing a prank this time."

"Huh? How did you..."

"You could even say that without her help, your life would be in danger, right?"

"...?"

Taking a deep breath, mentally telling himself to calm down, Uozuka Saburo looked at the black-clad horse girl and asked, "Classmate, could you please explain to me exactly what's going on?"

"Don't be so polite, Mr. Uozuka Saburo. I don't mean to threaten you."

Crossing her legs and setting her coffee cup aside, the girl raised the corner of her mouth slightly with a smile. "My name is Manchester Tea House. I'm a high school girl who shares this empty classroom with classmate Ari Hayabusa. Look, that half of the classroom over there is where I keep my belongings. I come here occasionally to be alone and have a cup of coffee or something."

“…I see.”

It was night when he came here before, and Uozuka Saburo didn't have time to take a closer look at the classroom. He always thought that the piles of boxes were logistical supplies for the science-mad horse Ali Hayako, but he didn't expect that they actually belonged to another horse girl.

"As for what exactly happened... to be honest, I don't really know."

Although he was speaking to Uozuka Saburo, his eyes were not on him at all, as if he was looking at some invisible thing hovering behind him, which made him feel a chill on his back.

"When the riots broke out last night, I was reading a book and fell asleep shortly afterwards. I don't know much about the news."

Manchester Tea House paused, tapping his chin. After a moment's reflection, he said, "Probably, aside from the rumors that all the horse girls knew, like 'A male teacher secretly had an affair with a trainer's horsegirl and forced her to wear swimsuit tops,' 'The middle school horsegirls vandalized the swimming pool, rioting in swimsuits, and the entire student council was mobilized to arrest them,' and 'The evil spirit of a swimsuit horsegirl suddenly appeared, attacked a couple having a tryst, then fought off the three horsegirls and left in style,' there's nothing else I know."

"..."

Don’t you know so much?

The last scene I saw was not a dream, but reality!!

I'm going to skin them alive later!

Also...aren't there a bit too much "sakura water" in these rumors?

Just how much do you horsegirls love to gossip about schoolgirls...

Feeling the weakness from last night coming up again, Uozuka Saburo simply covered his eyes and lay down again, looking like a lazy fish who didn't want to get involved in anything and didn't want to fight with the world.

With his extensive experience in criminal investigations...it wasn't difficult for him to deduce the truth behind last night's incident:

For unknown reasons, the horsegirls in his training class secretly sabotaged the water pipes, leaving all the horsegirls swimming without a change of clothes. They had no choice but to run back to the dormitory to change. However, before they were even ready to do anything, the student union noticed something was amiss and immediately launched an arrest drive. They chased them all the way to the teaching building, where they happened to run into the evil horsegirl who was plotting against them...

Maybe that's it, right?

So from this perspective, the Silent Suzuka's presence at that time and place to intercept him was actually...

Want to secretly leak the secret to myself and stop all this?

Chapter 74 is today, huh? (with pictures of female equipment selection)

I have done something bad...I have to apologize to her properly later.

In order to maintain his image, Uozuka Saburo made up his mind.

Just as he was struggling with how to organize his words to soothe Silent Suzuka's sensitive and fragile heart, the sound of the teacher's door being pulled came from the side, and a familiar voice rang out:

"Huh~ You slept so comfortably. Thank you for your help in watching over the test subjects, teahouse~ I'll give you some fine black tea as a reward~"

"You...know I hate black tea..."

After staring expressionlessly at Alice in her white coat for two seconds, Manchester City Tea House tilted his head slightly, motioning her to look down: "Also, the teacher is awake. He was listening to everything you just said."

"Oh my, white teeth..."

Just as she met Uozuka Saburo's resentful gaze, Airi Hayako felt a chill on her tailbone and subconsciously reached out to cover her waist. Then, as if she had realized something, she relaxed and said with a faint smile, "Ha~ You're awake, guinea pig teacher? You're as tenacious as ever~~"

"...You have 20 seconds to explain to me what's going on—or I'll shave off all your hair!"

“Wooooooo!!!!”

Quickly covering her fluffy short hair, Airihako was completely defeated by Uozuka Saburo's words. She could no longer maintain her aloof personality of devoting everything to science. "Devil! You are a devil! How can you be considered a teacher who always wants to shave off all the hair of his students like you? Are you still a teacher like that?!"

"Of course! Wasn't it very popular last century? Shave the students' heads, then use a spirit infusion stick to inject them with spirit!"

He slowly sat up straight, picked up a nearby firewood stick he had been eyeing for a while, and started playing with it. With a devilish sneer on his face, Uozuka Saburo said, "For bad kids like you who always use fellow students and teachers as test subjects for dangerous pranks, quality education isn't enough, fun education isn't enough, only corporal punishment is truly effective!!!"

"Hey! You, please don't do anything rash, okay? It's still daytime, I will scream, okay? I really will scream, okay? Tea table, socket, help me!"

"..."

From the perspective of an observer, it was obvious that Uozuka Saburo was just trying to scare the other person, but Airi Hayako had overreacted due to the psychological trauma of the previous incident. Manchester City Tea House sighed helplessly, stood up from his seat, walked forward, raised his hand and pressed down Uozuka Saburo's shoulders to prevent him from moving.

"Okay, teacher, don't scare her, business is more important."

"Scare? No! This time I'm going to teach her a lesson... huh?"

He moved his shoulders, but felt that Manchester City Tea House's palm did not move. It had been pressing on his body like an iron clamp for a long time. Uozuka Saburo was first surprised by the other party's strength, and then he immediately reacted and felt the weight of the iron rod in his hand.

The power increase of the horse girl's body is still there, but... it seems to have become smaller?

It's become more than a little smaller!

Originally, according to the test, his physical fitness had been enhanced in all aspects without any blind spots!

Strength, speed, endurance, agility, each one exceeds, or at least is on par with, the average level of horse girls. In terms of strength alone, even a few short-distance explosive horses cannot match her, and she is like a humanoid gorilla.

But now, although he could feel that if he used a little more strength, he could still shake off Manchester City Tea House's palm, but compared to the previous relaxed attitude of an adult towards a child, it already felt like they were evenly matched...

"You feel it, don't you?"

“…Yeah. That’s enough.”

"it is good."

Nodding, Manchester Tea House did not become entangled like other horse girls. Instead, she let go of his hand as if she had a tacit understanding with Uozuka Saburo, and sat back in her original seat without saying anything more.

Rubbing his shoulder, which still felt a slight sting, Uozuka Saburo was silent for a while. He looked up at Elissako, who had returned to normal, and said, "Didn't we agree that there would be no loss of strength until the potion's effects wore off? What's going on now?"

"Of course it's because you've overused your body in recent days!"

After considering the stakes and knowing the other party wouldn't attack her just yet, Airi Hayako calmly began to brew herself some tea. In her usual slightly frantic tone, she spoke, "Simply put, although you've acquired the 'fake horsegirl body', you're still fundamentally human. A drug has only temporarily transformed your cells into a horsegirl-like DNA structure, but in reality, you still have normal human genes."