Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

Chapter 113: The horse's head falls to the ground! Beheading and apologizing!

What else could Uozuka Saburo say?

What else can I say??

Faced with a horse girl who is willing to destroy her own image as an ethereal and mysterious beautiful girl in order to "expose the truth", she only wants to see the true face of the urban legend.

What else can he say?

...Of course I would praise her for being so great!

"...I never thought that this small Central Tresen Academy would have such a hidden gem."

He raised his head and covered his eyes, revealing an expression of being defeated by you. Uozuka Saburo vigorously stroked his newly thickened hair, frowned, and shouted arrogantly, "That's right! I am the bald team member who resigned from his original position to track down the alien demons, and traveled alone to search for monsters around the world and protect world peace - Kalashnikov Wu Ke!"

"..."

"..."

"...It feels a bit strange and awkward."

"...Aren't you the same? Doesn't your acting seem a bit out of character?"

"...Um, about, half?"

"...and what about the other half?"

"It's quite, fun?"

Manchester City Tea House ordered down the bar and said expressionlessly, "I mainly want to trick you into believing you are the mastermind behind the rumors."

"...That's it."

What the hell is he doing...

This time he really felt helpless. Uozuka Saburo sat limply in the chair, looking up at his forehead, his entire mind engulfed by the belated sense of shame.

Poke, poke, poke.

"...What? Do you still want to play with me, your teacher?"

"Well, a little bit."

"Tie-me...Teacher, I'm really going to be angry, okay?"

"Well, angry."

"...Are you really, really going to get angry?"

"Yeah, angry."

He lay on the side with his arms folded, looking along the table at Uozuka Saburo who turned his head sideways, and said with a cute, foul smile: "The main thing is, even if you are angry, you will never attack Ma Musume——I am sure of this."

"...Don't be so sure, okay? In certain situations, men can transform into beasts capable of doing anything."

"It's okay, because you are a teacher."

"Can't teachers be men?"

“You are a teacher before you are a man.”

"...You are such a clever little fellow."

"whee."

The unexpected smile made the cold science classroom seem to be coated with a layer of warm golden sunshine, making people feel a sense of beauty from the bottom of their hearts.

————It’s still a pity that this scene has no effect on Uozuka Saburo.

He was now completely immersed in the frustration of being fooled by a high school girl...

After feeling this Treson, he always seems to be teased in various ways?

Sakura Shinou, Silent Suzuka, Daiki Express, and Airi Hayabusa, none of them have much in common, but when it comes to cheating others, they are all very capable and capable of fighting.

After all, I am not suitable for this kind of undercover mission... Especially being undercover among such a group of little girls who are born with supernatural powers, it is simply asking for trouble!

"So...can you tell me the truth?"

Staring at the ceiling, he raised his right hand and pointed at the old radar-like device. Uozuka Saburo said resignedly, "What exactly is that thing? What does this so-called Airi Tachyon monitoring me mean? Please explain everything in Japanese that I can understand. Thank you."

"Okay, I dare you to disobey."

This time, he didn't play it safe. He stood up and walked to the machine. He held up a finger with his gloved hand and said, "One last request, Mr. Uozuka. Please agree to this."

"......explain."

"If you want to shave Suzuko's head this time, please leave half of it for me to shave~"

"......ha?"

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"Today, our little pony girl is so happy! Hey! The horse jumps! The horse jumps!"

Swinging her two asbestos sleeves, she walked briskly on the corridor of the teaching building, with a rare smile on her face. While humming a little tune and greeting the horse girls on the roadside, she moved quickly towards her nest.

I didn't expect it to actually work, and so easily... Guhehe~

That night, she acted decisively and brought Mr. Uozuka Saburo, who had mistaken the science department for the medical office, to be a guinea pig. It was truly the best decision she had ever made in her life!

Although she doesn't care about winning a Nobel Prize or anything like that...but the thought of her research results being publicly released and recognized by people around the world makes her a little excited!!

From now on, no one will question the quality of my "Tachyon Pharmaceutical" brand! Mehahahaha!!

Crash.

"Tea, I'm thirsty! Come quickly and make your Master Suzuko a cup of the best red...red..."

"...Okay, a cup of black tea, right?"

With a "pia-chi" sound, a large, muscular hand grabbed the fluffy top of Ailisuko's head from above, and pulled her up slightly off the ground, until it was level with the angry face that could be described as "the appearance of an ancient god".

"Oh, look what I found! A red eye, red hair, and a guy who drinks three buckets of black tea a day?! Surely with these fine ingredients, if I twist, press, and steep them, I can get a cup of heaven-sent, premium black tea, right?"

“…still, still.”

"Hmm~?"

"Please show some mercy! Spare my life!!!"

Driven by the desire to survive, Ai Lisuzi used the secret technique she had just awakened:

Really! A suspended tiger landing style!

Outstanding effect!

"...Next time, let me catch you. You understand, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes... The horse's head falls to the ground! Behead it and apologize!"

"Ah."

Looking at the flattering smile on Airi Hayako's face, Uozuka Saburo's anger subsided a lot, but it did not completely disappear.

He shifted his hand, grasping the scruff of his white coat, and carried Airi Souko to the bench in front of the "radar" like a chick. He had the Manchester City tea host, who had appeared out of nowhere behind him, hold Souko's shoulders. The cool-looking man with shaggy hair casually sat down on the workbench and said, "Well then... as a token of your sincerity, could you please explain this to me, the teacher?"

"...Hand in, what do you want to tell me?"

"Huh!? Need I say more? Of course it's that!"

Veins suddenly bulged across Uozuka Saburo's face, his eyes instantly becoming fierce. He counted on his fingers and said horrifyingly, "Everything! What do you have to say? Tell me everything, Iron Mea ...

"...Help! Kill the horse girl, wuwuwuwuwu!!"

Chapter 114: Stop for a moment!

"Ouch... that's enough, Mr. Uozuka, you can come down now."

"Whoo~"

Bare-chested, revealing a ton of perfect muscles that would make any girl scream, Uozuka Saburo walked out of a barrel-shaped machine with an impatient look on his face. He rubbed his shoulders, which had just been restrained by the belt, and complained, "Can't you make this inspection machine a little more user-friendly? That low-quality leather is almost hurting me!"

"There's no way around it. Artificial leather is much cheaper than real leather."

Wearing a hat and with her hair noticeably shorter than before, Airi Suko shrugged helplessly. "Unless you can become my personal advisor and help me convince the chairman to approve more funding, we'll have to use this inferior stuff—the bulk of it has to go into the core machinery. We can't save a penny!"

"Tsk... I know, who wants to be tied up like this a few more times..."

Taking the towel handed to him by Manchester City Tea House and wiping off his sweat, Uozuka Saburo put on his only spare white shirt. He stood in the middle of the science room, dressed like a school DK idol. He tilted his head to look at Airi Hayako and asked, "So? How was my physical examination? What were the results?"

"Well...how should I put it? There are good and bad things."

After fully recounting her "crime" under the questioning of Saburo Uozuka, and finally paying the price of about one-third of her hair length, the "released" Airi Hayabusa turned back into the crazy scientist who was desperate for science, and devoted herself to analyzing Saburo Uozuka's current physical condition.

"To put it in terms that even a monkey like you who knows nothing about biochemistry——— ...

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop for me!!!"

His head ached from reading this long and difficult sentence. Uozuka Saburo quickly stopped Elly Hayako from chanting, pointed a finger at the Manchester City tea table nearby, and said, "You, do you understand?"

"Yeah. I kind of understand. It's pretty simple."

"Um...then please, shorten it to 100 words or less and repeat it to me in human language!"

"Well......"

Crossing his arms and tilting his head, he thought for two seconds before speaking, "The medicine in the wristband is laced with a monitoring device. When the monitoring device enters the human body, it activates prematurely upon stimulation. To maintain its existence, it fills certain gaps within your body, ultimately causing your body to 'misunderstand' and modify your appearance based on its internal conditions."

“…Oh, I see.”

I feel like I understand, but I also feel like I don't understand...

Why can't these scientists explain the situation in simpler terms? They have to be so roundabout, it's so annoying!

Scratching his head and repeating the teahouse's "simple and simple version" several times in his mind, Uozuka Saburo finally figured it out. He spoke with difficulty, "So... now I'm getting younger. Ultimately, it's because there's something wrong with those micro-monitors that Tachyon stuffed into the potion?"

"No, there's nothing wrong with the monitor itself. It's the fact that it's running at the wrong time that's causing problems for your body!"

"Isn't that the same idea?! Don't interrupt me, you culprit! Get out of the way!"

"Ah wu..."

"Eh... then what? Oh, there was an error during operation, and my body misinterpreted me, thinking I should be in my twenties, so my appearance was corrected to this... Is that what you mean, Tea House?"

"Yes, you understand it very well."

"Hehe~ Don't look at me like this, I used to be... cough cough, I won't talk about that."

Scratching his head and pulling himself out of his past memories, Uozuka Saburo looked at the two horsegirls who were probably the most intelligent in all of Tresen with a puzzled look and said, "Although I've figured out the reason, you still haven't told me the answer to the key question?"

"what?"

"Do you have any questions?"

"Of course? It's still the same two questions: First, how long can I keep this state? Don't tell me I have to keep this appearance until I die!"

Uozuka Saburo's face was grim, and he couldn't help but tremble as he recalled the despair he felt last night. "The other thing is...this thing won't have any particularly bad sequelae? Like a sudden heart attack like before, and death on the spot..."

"That's absolutely impossible!"

"...?"

Originally frightened off into a corner drawing circles by Uozuka Saburo's threats, Airi Hayako suddenly leaped up after hearing Uozuka Saburo's "slander," climbed onto the workbench, and looking down at the fish, he shouted, "My calculations are absolutely correct! Your condition at the time was simply a result of your body losing too much energy and then consuming a large amount of high-energy food all at once, which triggered a spontaneous hibernation-like recovery state. It was definitely not a heart attack!"

"...I don't understand! Speak human language!"

"You should have ignored it and let it slide naturally into a deep sleep. You would have fully recovered in 24 hours at most. The so-called near-death experience is complete nonsense! My potion will never cause death!"

"But didn't you say before that I might die? Even if you're lying, don't leave a black mark on your face, okay?!"

"Heh~ A guy who's never run a marathon drinks two cans of Red Bull and then goes to run a full marathon. As the vendor selling him Red Bull, wouldn't you have warned him that running like this could lead to sudden death?"

"..."