Shit, that seems to make sense, right?
Before he went to the Mejiro family for the banquet, he never thought that he would encounter such a difficult character as the killer of the Wu clan. His body was not prepared for it, and he was not used to the horse girl potion, which resulted in him overexerting himself many times.
Risk of sudden death...I never thought that he, who has been known for his strong physique since he was a child, would one day face this problem due to excessive exercise.
Ma Musume, what a mysterious bunch of guys.
"...After all, what exactly is the condition of my body right now? Can you even explain it clearly?"
Chapter 115: I feel like going to the bathroom?
"Tsk, of course I know! Isn't that simple?"
When Ali Suko gets into the mood, she doesn't have those usual sinister little tricks at all. Apart from being a bit of a know-it-all, she never lies.
"While the human body can temporarily alter cellular vitality through medication or stimulation, it ultimately originates from the skeleton. As the horsegirl potion that caused the mutation is gradually absorbed and digested, your own cellular state will return to its normal balance, and normalcy will naturally return."
"...Is this process painful?"
"Of course it's not painful! In fact, as your body's supply and demand balance, you'll even experience a comfortable feeling of your body gradually healing."
"...How long will it last?"
"The fastest is one week, the longest is one month."
Elissako raised a finger and said seriously, "During this process, your appearance and physical fitness will gradually return to their original state. However, if you engage in excessively strenuous exercise like yesterday, you could age several years overnight... In short, please stop messing around and let it return to normal on its own."
“…Nothing?”
"No! What else do you want? Real rejuvenation?"
"That's not the case. I have no interest in eternal youth... Whew."
I finally felt relaxed and subconsciously wanted to find a cigarette to light up and take a puff, but once again my hands were empty and I felt empty in my heart for a moment.
"Teacher, here it is."
"Oh? Oh, thank you."
Feeling a cup of warm coffee suddenly appear in his hand, Uozuka Saburo looked up and saw Manchester City Tea House's concerned eyes. He couldn't help but sigh inwardly that this little girl was really good at reading people's expressions. He raised his hand and took a sip and said, "Hmm~ Not bad, delicious! I really like coffee better than black tea!"
"...Huh!? How could you do that, Uozuka-sensei! I really misjudged you!!"
"??? What the hell are you doing here? It's none of your business what I like to drink!"
"It's none of my business! You're my guinea pig, how could you drink the teahouse's exclusive drink and hate mine?! Apologize to Red Tea now!"
"Who cares about you!"
After arguing with Ellyako for a while and repeatedly confirming with her that there would be no other strange side effects this time, Uozuka Saburo drank the coffee given by the teahouse and left the science classroom in a happy mood.
"Tsk... what's with that 'If you ask me any more weird questions, I'll tear your head off and use it as a chamber pot'? Do you really think I was scared? I'm just a cricket like Uozuka Saburo, and I'm not moved at all! Ha! Ha! Hahaha!"
"...The teacher has left. So, you can stop protesting, right, Suzuko?"
"Of course I know! Leave me alone, teahouse!"
Turning her head with her hands on her hips, Airi Hayako stared at the black-haired horsegirl and suddenly said, "Come to think of it, I haven't asked you yet, Tea House, when did you become so close to White Rat-kun? You even betrayed me and asked him to cut my hair. What were you thinking?"
"Nothing much, just fulfilling the promise I made to my junior last night."
"What? A promise? Oh! You mean the thing you gave Suzuka to drink, which increases the hormone absorption of a designated target..."
The voice stopped abruptly, and when Airi Hayabusa suddenly realized what the other party was talking about, her whole body froze.
Then, the ponytail that had just grown back suddenly straightened! With eyes as black as black holes, he stared at the Manchester City Tea House with disbelief and shouted, "Wait!!! What did you give him to drink?!?!"
"Just, you said you would give it to him and take the medicine at the same time."
Completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation, Manchester City Tea House raised his eyes slightly and said blankly, "Dissolve the body tissue fragments into the opponent's potion. If both parties drink a cup, it will produce absolute attraction. And Mr. Uozuka is very vigilant. If you just give him a drink, he will notice the clues, so..."
"...you just mixed it in your cheap American instant coffee and gave it to him!??"
"...Isn't that possible? And it's from Italy, a super high-end coffee..."
“Ahhhhhhh! It’s over, ahhhhhhhh!”
Completely ignoring the correction from Manchester City Tea House, Alice first fell to her knees with a thud, her whole body showing a grayish-white state of frustration and forward bending.
Then, as if she had thought of something, she suddenly regained her composure, stood up, rushed to the Manchester Tea House, grabbed her arms, and yelled, "Quick! Come with me to catch Dabai...ah, that Uozuka teacher!!!"
"What happened? And...it hurts."
"Hey, there's no time to explain! Come with me now!"
Pulling on Manchester City Tea House's tie and heading out the door, Alice said anxiously, "If we don't hurry up, Central Tresen Academy will be destroyed!!!"
"...?"
----------
"Tsk...why do I feel so dry..."
Tugging at the collar of his white shirt, Uozuka Saburo looked out the corridor window at the sun shining brightly in the sky, muttering, "It doesn't feel that hot. Why do I feel so inexplicably hot all over... Could it be?"
Is this what Suzuko said, the happy feeling when the body regains balance?
......Although there is indeed a little bit of comfort, there is always an indescribable strange feeling?
It seems... I feel like I need to go to the bathroom?
"...Tsk, Tachyon's location selection is really poor."
Saburo Uozuka couldn't help but curse.
Since all students are female and there are very few male lecturers, there are equal numbers of male and female toilets in the cafeteria and playground. There are basically no special male public toilets in areas like teaching buildings where males are not common. There is only a toilet on the first floor of the No. 1 teaching building facing the main road for the sake of appearance.
And the science room that Airi chose was in Building 7...
This shabby place is located in the southeast corner of the entire campus. It is specially used by some clubs that like seclusion to carry out club activities. It is even farther from Building No. 1 than from the playground...
And Uozuka Saburo's current appearance is obviously not suitable for going to an open area like the playground where there are many people and eyes. Although the teaching building is a little far away, there are also many shrubs and trees that can be used for concealment, making it easier to sneak.
So Uozuka Saburo chose to go into the teaching building without hesitation.
————Then I saw a familiar figure with a flesh-pink ponytail in the bushes.
Chapter 116 What’s going on?!
"Guhehe~Guhehe~"
Restraining her own aura, blending herself perfectly with the surrounding environment, Aili Digital crouched in the bushes with a professional photography posture and poked out the camera. While shooting high-speed silent bursts at the horse girls in class, she suppressed her voice and said in an extremely charming voice: "Great~ Really great~ The horse girls who straighten their backs and study hard, the horse girls who can't listen and doze off, the horse girls who pretend to listen but are actually making little moves, and the horse girls who secretly pass notes and whisper, they are all super cute~ All of them are mine, hehe~"
"..."
Boom!
"Gah! That hurts!"
The pink-haired CP leader was hit on the top of his head without any preparation. He suppressed the urge to scream out in pain, turned around and growled angrily.
Then, a completely unfamiliar yet slightly familiar face appeared in front of her, making her feel like a duck with its neck stuck, and she could only make babbling sounds.
"...Oh, I forgot again. You don't recognize my face, do you?"
Seeing that Elly Digital was frozen in place, Uozuka Saburo suddenly remembered Vodka and the others' reactions and realized that he was still a stranger to them. He could only sigh silently and said, "It's me, Uozuka Saburo. The teacher who sent you to the science department when you fainted by the playground a few days ago...the one who was in Elly Hayabusa's lab tonight."
"..."
"You really haven't changed your ways. I warned you so seriously last time, but you still ignored me? I caught you again... I bet you've learned your lesson, haven't you?"
"..."
"...Hey, hey! Are you listening? You..."
"Yes Yes......"
"what?"
"It's the Horse Racing Prince's ahh ...
"Pooh!"
Suddenly, Ai Li Digital bumped into his arms. Uozuka Saburo felt a sharp pain in his abdomen. When he came to his senses, he was lying on the ground with his back facing the face of Ai Li Digital who was drooling and grinning.
"Hehehehehe~ No, I didn't expect that the Horse Racing Prince actually exists~ This, this is simply! God's will!!"
“…What the hell are you doing!?”
"Now that you're right in front of me! How can I let you go? I absolutely, absolutely cannot let you get away!!!"
"!!?"
Completely unable to understand what the suddenly crazy Ali Digital meant, Uozuka Saburo only felt that his wrists were clamped, and his whole body was kept in a very embarrassing posture, even the buttons on his shirt were being unbuttoned one by one!
What was this pervert up to?! Had he finally been unable to bear the primordial power and fallen in love with someone else, and was planning to attack him without restraint?!
"You, wake up!"
"Wow~!"
Even though he had lost his complete horsegirl body, Uozuka Saburo could still break free from her suppression by virtue of the absolute height difference of thirty centimeters higher than Aili. He easily grabbed her petite arm with a few tricks, lay on the ground, and used the force to twist to reverse the offensive and defensive momentum, and pressed her under him.
However, this action did not make her feel normal, but instead seemed to trigger some strange switch in her.
Not only did his face get redder, but the smile on his face also became more "ferocious", with a twisted expression that was almost orgasmic just by imagining it: "Hehe~ Compared to being the top, I really still prefer being passive~ It feels so good!!!"
"..."
It's over, this kid's brain is completely burned out...
She used to be just an ordinary pervert who liked to talk nonsense and fantasize, but now she has completely evolved into a slutty girl who doesn't care about gender, life or coldness, and has only pornographic garbage in her head.
We must find a way to restrain her...
"......Um?!"
Feeling several eyes focused on him, Uozuka Saburo looked up in confusion, his pupils suddenly shrinking:
The horse girls who were originally attending class diligently now all crowded against the window, one on top of another, staring at him without saying a word!
...He had completely forgotten that the shouting of Ellie Digital just now was different from before, and she had no control over the volume at all. Although the bushes were a certain distance away from the classroom window, they could not withstand her loud shouting after all!
This is not good... This is really bad...
I, a teacher, was discovered hiding in the bushes with a middle school girl who was supposed to be in class during class time, and he was posing in such a... weird posture!
Is he, Saburo Uozuka, a veteran code-name cadre of the organization, going to die socially here today?
"..."
"......Um?"
After waiting for two seconds, he didn't receive the expected reprimand, but was instead met with silence. Uozuka Saburo curiously opened his eyes, unwilling to face reality, and was surprised to see a terrifying scene:
All the pony girls lying by the windows looking at him, there were more than thirty of them upstairs and downstairs... and their eyes were all flashing with the same green light as Suzuka's before!
Wolf, see the green light of meat!!
"..."
"..."
"...I found a really handsome, rich son-in-law! Aa ...
“““““Aa ...
“!! Holy shit!”
In an instant, a mere moment, the horse girls who had just appeared from afar as elegant and virtuous ladies transformed into frenzied mares! They were scrambling to jump out of the windows, rush out of the teaching building, and run towards him!
The danger warning instinct honed through countless trials and tribulations within the organization was now pounding in his brain like a thermometer thrown into a fire! Without a moment's hesitation, he stood up, tucked the Ally digital device under his arm, and bolted out!
boom! Boom boom boom!
"He ran away! Chase him!
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