Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

"Stop right there!"

"Handsome! My handsome guy!!"

“Just give me one bite! Just one bite!”

"WRYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

"!!???"

Taking the time to glance behind him, Uozuka Saburo realized that there was even a horse girl on the third floor going crazy at him!

Relying on their powerful legs and legs, these fierce women actually scaled the window railings and swooped down to the ground! Like a falling Titan, they pounded deep craters into the muddy landscaping, slithering towards them like crazy, tongues lashing out and limbs scrambling!

"What the hell is going on?!"

Chapter 117: Open the door! The community is sending warmth!!

"Hmm... so boring..."

Sitting at the desk by the window, Huang Jinchuan twitched a pencil between his lips, boredly watching the teacher writing on the blackboard and lecturing. In a voice only he could hear, he said, "Class... is so boring..."

Why was she here, attending a class in a higher-level department she had never even entered, sitting quietly and studying...

Is that even a question?! Of course, after being beaten up by Grandma Kitano and Old Man Ye Xing, he was forced to attend a few classes just to act like a pro!?

It was all that unscrupulous teacher's fault! Not only did he not cover for her, he even attacked her from the side!

What's wrong with winning the middle school diploma for several consecutive years?! Couldn't she just love middle school knowledge and voluntarily repeat a grade to learn it thoroughly?!

Really are......

"Ah, huh~ It's so boring... There's nothing fun about, like a comet hitting the earth, or terrorists invading a school, that can make Mr. Golden Ship happy~?"

Huang Jinchuan sighed heavily again, feeling his eyelids twitching uncontrollably, his head becoming increasingly foggy. He lay down hesitantly, closed his eyes, and planned to hand over this class to someone.

————Then, a thunderous roar exploded from outside the window, coming from far away and piercing her eardrums!

"Don't come over here!!!!"

"!!!???"

Stimulated by this strange yet familiar sound, her delicate body trembled. The originally wilted Golden Ship suddenly raised its head and turned to the window. In an instant, the shocking scene of "thousands of troops chasing a lone rider" was taken in by her eyes! The corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up wildly!

This is really like giving someone a pillow when they feel sleepy!

Uozuka-sensei! I was right about you!

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“GOO ...

Roaring and running, Uozuka Saburo turned another corner and glanced sideways. He found that the distance between him and the "zombie army" was getting shorter and shorter, and he became more anxious.

Who on earth made the gaps between the school buildings as wide as a four-lane highway, allowing these horse girls to run side by side by more than a dozen at a time?!

Do you have too much money and nowhere to spend it?! If you have nowhere to spend it, then spend it for me!?! What on earth are you thinking when you go to such extremes on such meaningless details!!!!

“Gah! Gah!!”

"!! Tieme, stop messing with me at a time like this!!"

What's even worse is that because they were afraid that leaving her there would make her a target of the horse girls, they took her along and ran away with the burdensome Eri Digital, but she didn't even show the slightest sign of clarity of mind!

The whole horse girl turned into a big, idiotic cat, not only moving wildly under his armpits, but also constantly opening her mouth wide to bite his chest! I simply couldn't understand what she was thinking! !

No! If you keep going like this, you'll be caught up!

His speed had already dropped significantly after the horsegirl potion wore off last night. Although he'd retained a small boost due to an accident, he still couldn't outrun a real horsegirl. Add to that this lightly-armed encumbrance that kept causing trouble for him...

The fact that he has managed to hold on until now without being caught up by such a large army of horsegirls is already a testament to his superb running skills!!!

Of course, if these girls with strong legs and feet were allowed to run at full speed, even someone as agile as him would be easily captured - but who made him run all the way here and passively attract a lot of "competitors" to join in, causing the vanguard corps to always be in internal strife?

The horse girls are not a group like hyenas who are willing to share food and hunt together... Every one of them is a lion or tiger who has the final say!

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, except one male and one female!

But what if there are dozens of tigresses?

"Get up! Get up from me, you bastards!"

"Get out of my way! You little sluts, don't block my way to get married!!"

"My dear! My dear! Don't you want me anymore?!"

"Wow, wow~ I didn't expect there would be so many rivals... He's worthy of being my destined son-in-law!"

"Okay, let's kill everyone!"

"..."

I always feel like I heard some extraordinary lines, but Uozuka Saburo didn't have the heart to care about them at this time.

Covering the eyes of the digital AI with one hand, he turned it over with the other hand and threw it into an empty classroom on the side of the road. Uozuka Saburo dodged the unknown horse girl who pounced on him with a fake move, stepped on the top of the trash can and exerted force, then pierced into the narrow window gap like a javelin. Before the horse girl behind caught up with him, he slammed the window shut and locked it, locking all the crazy horse girls who were screaming or roaring outside.

Although they were emotional, these horse girls still had their basic rationality. They would never dare to do anything like destroying public property. They could only stare at Uozuka Saburo's handsome face through the glass and be infatuated with him, which made him, who was slightly relieved, feel creepy all over.

Now he was completely sure: the problem of this riot was not with these horse girls, but with himself!

When I first met Airy Digital, I was a bit suspicious when she "fell ill," wondering if Airy Hayabusa was being naughty again and using her cute little roommate as a test drug. But then, almost every horse girl who had ever made eye contact with him, or even just seen him, began to fall ill one after another, while none of my good students had shown any signs of illness in the dormitory before...

What else is there to think about? It must be that little bastard, Ali Suko, couldn't help himself and secretly injected him with some unknown drug while examining him just now!

Maybe it's the same one for Suzuka!!

"Alita: Soko!!! I won't let you go aa ...

Uozuka Saburo yelled with veins bulging, and used a thin broom to force the lock of the glass window, completely cutting off the possibility of Ma Niang outside breaking in through the window. Then he sat down and took two deep breaths, trying to calm his pounding heart.

However, the comfort is only temporary...

He impulsively rushed into a cleaning room at the corner, which was a certain distance away from the classroom where he could open the window and climb in. There was also a staircase next to it that led directly to the upper floor. Although the location was hidden, it was not a fortress that could prevent invasion.

He could only rest for twenty seconds at most before he had to get up and leave this temporary safe house. Otherwise, if he was stuck in this narrow compartment, it would really be...

Bang bang bang!

“Open the door! Open the door quickly! The Tresen community is sending warmth!!!”

"......Grass!"

Chapter 118: The hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage!

Glancing back at the glass window with several faces pressed against it, and then at the fragile wooden door that was being knocked loudly, Uozuka Saburo knew that he had no way out.

He...must be mentally prepared to possibly hurt these weak women with both A strength and speed, and to fight his way out of the thousands of carnivorous plants.

"... Enlightenment is to carve out a bright path of logical progress in the dark wilderness."

Taking a deep breath, Uozuka Saburo, whose younger appearance had transformed him into a cool and handsome man with a bit of ruffian in him, but whose inner self was still that mature, steady and strong uncle, raised his head, picked up the mop beside him, and murmured some of his favorite famous lines: "Courage is knowing what fear is, facing it, and accepting it as your own!"

Bang bang bang!

"The hymn of mankind is the hymn of courage!"

Bang!Bang!

"So...I'm not a human anymore!!!"

Bang!

"Eula!"

"Muda!"

Boom!

“Pukaa ...

"..."

"..."

"...What the hell are you doing here? Golden Ship?"

With a dark face, he looked at the golden ship holding the mop head, pressing it hard on his slightly undulating chest, sticking out his tongue and pretending to be dead with his eyes rolled up, and said with a roll of his eyes.

"Hehe~ Look at my expression, am I really pretending to be dead?"

"...similar, very similar. I'll help you make it even more similar!"

"Hey hey hey! Don't worry, it's rare for someone to take the initiative to help you~"

Huang Jinchuan casually threw the mop head aside and was about to say something, but when he saw the face of Uozuka Saburo, he was suddenly stunned and stood there without moving, which made Uozuka Saburo think that something was wrong.

However, before he could make any desperate moves to survive, the tall, reed-haired horsewoman in front of him suddenly came back to her senses, put on a playful smile again and said, "Oh~ I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Wuliang teacher, you were so handsome when you were young, you almost charmed me, the Golden Ship Master~~"

"...You know my face?"

"Of course! I was the first one to notice the change in your face last night, huh?"

Patting her sturdy chest, Huang Jinchuan proudly placed her hands on her hips and said, "To be honest, I've saved you, right? Otherwise, with Grandpa and Grandma's dim eyesight, they wouldn't be done until they've electrocuted you to death—why don't you quickly say thank you, Sister Jinchuan!?"

“…Get lost!”

The one who sprayed the pesticide was Aili Suko, the one who stimulated the situation was Wu Fengling, the one who saved people was Uozuka Yumi, and the one who apologized was Yagyoki Guyi. From the beginning to the end, does this matter have anything to do with your Golden Ship?

I'm still here for Kinfun-sister...I'm still here for Gintoki-nii!

"By the way, what did you do to those guys outside? Why did they cause such a big commotion?"

Gazing at Ma Niangwen through the glass window, Huang Jinchuan whistled and said with a gloating tone, "Phew! There are quite a few 'ladies of noble families' in there who have never lost their temper in public! How on earth did you manage to make them chase you down without caring about their image, and even display such a hilarious expression!"

"...How did you do that? I'd love to know!"

Throwing away the mop and walking out of the cleaning room, Uozuka Saburo didn't forget his situation. He walked up the stairs while chatting with Huang Jinchuan and said, "It turned out like this so suddenly. I don't even have time to stop and think for a moment... And what's wrong with you? Isn't it time for you to go to class now?"

"Hey~ How can attending class be as fun as joining in the fun?"

With a few long strides, he caught up with Uozuka Saburo. With his hands resting on the back of his head, Huang Jinchuan said leisurely, a hint of lewdness on his face, "Especially, seeing a handsome teacher respected as the 'Horse Girl Hero' by all the students, holding a resisting horse girl under his arm, and dozens of hideous-looking horse girls chasing after him!"

"...Things are not what you think..."

Although he knew that it was useless to explain anything now, he finally met a horse girl who would not be confused by the "drug effect" of her body. Even if it was just a cricket and a golden ship, Uozuka Saburo still wanted to restore his reputation as much as possible.

So he started from when he woke up at the Mejiro family, omitting the time he reported to the chairman and went back to the dormitory to change clothes. He went all the way to when he went to see Airi Hayako and taught her a lesson, asked her to check him over, and finally gave her an optimistic prognosis, and then suddenly this incident happened...

Even if he repeated it from a bystander's perspective, Uozuka Saburo felt that he was really unlucky today... and it was for the same reason that the smile on Huang Jinchuan's face had never stopped since the beginning. When Uozuka Saburo recounted his experience of being besieged by a group of horse girls jumping down from the third floor, he finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hey! Stop laughing, you bastard! Shut up! Be careful or you'll attract those guys on the first floor!"

"Huff, huff, huff~ Um, sorry, sorry, it's my mistake."

As if realizing that his smile was inappropriate, Huang Jinchuan stood in front of the podium with his hands folded and a serious expression on his face. He frowned slightly and looked at Uozuka Saburo and said, "So, is there anything I can help you with?"

"...Don't be afraid of what I'm about to say."

"Don't worry, I'm Kinfun-sama, I'm not afraid. Please speak."

"......Huh~"

It was rare to see the Golden Ship so serious. Although he still felt a little strange, Uozuka Saburo forced himself to calm down and said with a heavy expression: "Just now... I almost got jumped by the horse."

"...Who is 'Horse Jump'?"

"...Not someone, it's Ma-niang, she's going to jump on me, Ma-er, jump!"

Hiss, hiss, hiss.

"?"

"...It's not left and right, it's up and down... What you drew is called a flying kick!"

"..."

Hiss, hiss, hiss.