Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

"?"

"Uh, it has a horse girl on top and a person on the bottom."

"...?"

"...Where's the head!? He's a man without a chest!"

"..."

Hiss, hiss, hiss.

"?"

"......this?"

"Oh, yeah."

Hiss, hiss, hiss. Sizzle.

"male."

"..."

Snapped!

Uozuka Saburo stood up angrily, slapped the graffiti of the golden ship away, and growled, "The horse jumped! Huh?"

"...?"

Have you read Chapter 119: The Strange Document?

"Have you seen the weird documents? The kind with pink hearts in their eyes, the kind without any bright spots, the kind that loves their trainers to death. Do you understand?"

"Okay, I see. Please continue."

"...They pursued me like crazy, saying I was handsome. Who would think that? They once caught me at the door of a hidden basement near the teaching building... It was all horse jumping! There were all kinds of play, all kinds of play! The taste was so strong! The play was so extravagant, they wanted to drag me in, the dark and endless rest, I just raised my feet to kick them away and escape from there, I was like..."

“Puff, puff, puff~…mm, puff~~~~”

"...???"

"I remembered something happy!"

"What's the happy thing?"

"My grandpa gave birth to a baby, haha..."

"...What are you laughing at?"

"Uh, I remember my grandma also gave birth to a child..."

"...Your grandparents are the same person?"

"Yeah, huhuhu~ Um... cough cough!"

As if feeling that he had gone too far, Huang Jinchuan rubbed his face vigorously, and with a forced serious expression, he looked at Uozuka Saburo's increasingly dark face and said, "Uh, no. The children were born on the same day~"

"I repeat myself! I'm not kidding!!"

Uozuka Saburo was getting anxious. He thought that this Golden Ship usually did some crazy and foolish things, but when it came to serious matters, they didn't even believe it! It was really annoying!

"Yes, yes... hehe~... let's get back to the topic. Um..."

Pulling his hair hard, Huang Jinchuan suppressed his almost uncontrollable smile and forced a frown before saying, "You were just talking about... horse jumping? Does it feel good?"

"It's not a question of whether it's pleasant or not! It's really that kind of, that kind of rare..."

Recalling the pictures Rudolf had shown him privately, combined with the fleeting glimpse he had just taken, Uozuka Saburo's face wore an indescribable expression. He said, "Its visual impact... resembles fel energy, the smell, like Nurgle, its teeth bloody... very dark. If it weren't for the wrong perspective just now, I would have been able to see its internal structure more clearly..."

“Puff, puff, puff, puff…”

"You've gone too far, I've tolerated you for so long, you bastard!!"

"My grandpa gave birth to a baby!"

"You were laughing even though I didn't stop!!"

"Uozuka-sensei, I've been strictly trained! No matter how funny it is, I won't laugh... unless I can't help it, hahahahahahahaha!!!"

"What the hell..."

"Hey wait, how about this, Uozuka-sensei?"

Seeing Uozuka Saburo's veins popping out as he was about to come over and beat her up, Huang Jinchuan quickly stood up and said, "Come with me first. Find a safe place to wait for news. I'll keep watch for you outside and notify you if there's any progress. Then we can formulate a counterattack strategy. How do you do it?"

"Okay...you'd better go find the chairman, or the student council president, Rudolph Symbol! Huh? Do you hear me?"

"Yes, yes, yes~ So why don't you wait at the door for a while? I'll... um..."

"...Laugh, I won't hit you."

"......real?"

"Ah."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~ Oh, I still think you're so handsome, I want to chase you! And even drag you to the basement to play all kinds of games... Hahahahahaha~~"

Saburo Uozuka looked at the golden ship with a dark face. She first pounded the table, then fell to the ground, holding her stomach and squirming wildly. He resisted the urge to kick her and gave her a concussion. He turned around, lowered his head and started tinkering with his own things without saying a word.

After about ten seconds, Golden Ship, who had laughed enough, finally managed to suppress his wide grin. He covered his chest and took deep breaths. After a long while, he got up from the ground and said, "Wow~ I didn't expect that you, Mr. Uozuka, have such a great talent as a comedian... You have such a talent that even I, Golden Ship, recognize. It's truly rare in this world!"

"...If you don't believe me, forget it. I'll do my own research."

"Hey~hey, don't worry sensei, you don't have to worry too much."

Putting a hand on Uozuka Saburo's shoulder, the Golden Ship's voice suddenly changed into that of the male protagonist in a hot-blooded manga, and he said firmly and reliably: "Even if it means going to the lowest level of hell, I will accompany you there!"

"...Since you said so, take it."

"Eh?"

I felt something being handed to me, and subconsciously clenched my fist. When I felt a strange smell coming towards me, I suddenly came to my senses and looked down at my hands.

A red, round, rubber toilet bowl with a yellow-green shimmering ring around the edge...

“…I@W@#$%W@#$%!!!”

"Hey! Stop throwing it around, you bastard!"

As if he had anticipated the Golden Ship's move, he turned around and caught the toilet bowl from mid-air. Uozuka Saburo said with dissatisfaction, "Be careful, this thing is really precious... There's only this small bowl left in all of Tresen, so you have to use it sparingly!"

“Me, me me me!!!”

Golden Ship, who has always been known for her weird tastes and disgusting pranks, never dreamed that one day she would say something like the people she had pranked: "You, you guy! You're actually playing with shit!!!???"

"...Girls shouldn't say such disgusting things! Watch your mouth!!"

Wearing a mask, he evenly and carefully applied the "saturated amino acid solution" from the spherical container to the toilet bowl, his expression solemn and dignified: "This isn't 'shit'! It's a super-powerful 'poison' that is both deterrent and infectious! It's made from the excrement of aged dairy cows in Texas, across the ocean. It's full of ancient charm and sacredness!"

"Isn't that still shit?! Don't ignore reality, you bastard!!!"

Goose bumps couldn't stop appearing on his skin. The image of Uozuka Saburo, who had always been mature and steady in the mind of the Golden Ship, collapsed, and was replaced by a super perverted image with shit in his hands and a serious face!

But just as she was about to say something else, a voice came from the corridor, making the situation even more tense:

"I just heard some noise on this floor! Sisters, find my husband!!!"

"!!!"

"!!!"

Chapter 120 Let's DANCE!

"This is truly a critical moment for survival! Jin Chuan, what are you still hesitating about? Move quickly!"

“Eh!? No… No! No matter how much I enjoy playing pranks on cows, I really just wow, stay away from me!!”

"Stop talking! I know that in your heart, or in the heart of every naughty kid who wants to attract attention with all kinds of bad pranks, there is a dream of playing with shit!!!"

"No way! How could you have such a weird idea!? Apologize to everyone in the world who loves to play pranks, you unscrupulous teacher!!"

"that's not important!"

With a wave of his hand, he interrupted the Golden Ship's performance and forced her into a corner. He said to her excitedly and affectionately: "The important thing is that now I can only rely on you, Achuan... You are my dearest friend, my brother!!"

"!!! Dearest friends and family! Brothers and sisters!!"

"That's right! The moment I laid eyes on your face the day before yesterday, I knew it: you and I share the same roots, long-lost brothers with different fathers and mothers, born from the same egg—brothers united, their strength can break metal! Together, the two of us will be invincible!"

"!!! Invincible in the world!!"

"Yes! He is invincible!"

While the Golden Ship was confused by his series of high-sounding words, Uozuka Saburo forced the toilet bowl into her hand and pressed her fingers hard to prevent her from struggling. He looked her in the eyes and said in a loud voice: "Now, take this spear, become my general, and come with me to face the terrifying beasts that intend to tear us apart! Let them see what true human courage is!"

“!!!But, but I…”

"Don't be discouraged! Think about how Zhao Zilong of Changshan could stretch and shrink his silver spear, advancing and retreating amidst a vast army. Thousands of soldiers and horses avoided his white robe! Can't we do the same?"

"...I think, let alone a big silver spear, this is just a troublemaker at best, it won't do any good..."

"Tsk, you don't understand, come here!"

"......Eh?"

Feeling a sudden sinking sensation on her back, the dizzy Golden Ship suddenly shuddered, finally realizing what had just happened. She subconsciously wanted to throw Uozuka Saburo, who had climbed onto her horse's back, off: "No, no! What on earth do you want to do, you unscrupulous teacher!? I'm not such a casual horse girl!!"

"This is the best option in the current situation, Achuan! Trust me!!"

With his newly supple waist, Uozuka Saburo managed to stabilize himself on the golden boat's back without moving. He caught the toilet paw she was trying to use to attack him and shouted, "I've almost reached my limit from running up and down just now! If I keep running, I might suddenly collapse and die like last night! So you have to carry me!"

"Why?! Can't you just say it nicely?! I, Golden Ship, will die here today! Even if I jump out of this window, I will never..."

"I don't need you to get the EX curry stick if you carry me on your back!!!"

“…Okay! Deal!!”

Ultimately, her fear of fermenting cow dung overcame the shame of being caught carrying someone. After weighing the pros and cons several times in her mind, Huang Jinchuan chose this option, which might become a less serious dark side of her past...

She is the dignified Lady of the Golden Ship, could she not bear the accusations that she ran away from humans?!

See if she doesn’t give that guy a flying kick!!!

And for some reason... from the part of my back that was connected to Uozuka Saburo's body, I felt a strange sense of security...

It was as if everything was supposed to be this way, that everything had been wrong all along, and that the only right thing to do was to carry this man on my back and run away...

"Well!!!"

Realizing the thoughts rising in his mind, Huang Jinchuan quickly shook his head vigorously, put the thoughts behind him, and began to breathe heavily.

How could I have such a horrible thought!? How could a horse girl be born to be ridden?

She didn't need anyone's help or guidance, she could just follow her heart and run and play freely, play pranks whenever she wanted and win first place whenever she wanted. Wasn't this the Golden Ship's life goal?!

But why does the sense of security I feel on my back feel so... real?

"Haven't you found it yet?!"

"We've searched everywhere! This is the only classroom left!"

"Tsk! What a bunch of good-for-nothings! I'll do it myself!!"

"!!!"

Her wandering thoughts were interrupted by the approaching noises in the corridor. The handsome man behind her patted her shoulder firmly and whispered softly in her ear, "Are you ready, Aibo? Are you going to make the whole world your enemy?"

"...Humph! You don't need to remind me!"

Knowing that now was not the time to make trouble, Huang Jinchuan took a deep breath and his expression suddenly became excited: "Okay, although it's a little different from what I expected, but... it turns out that there will be no shortage of fun things to do when I follow you!"

"Right? You want to dance too!"

"Ahh! That's only natural!"