Zongman, working as a teaching assistant in Trasen

Feeling the crazy breath getting closer, the fighting instincts of Uozuka Saburo and the golden hull were gradually activated, and they all showed highly synchronized crazy smiles.

“Let’s Dance!”

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"...So, because of your mistake, Mr. Uozuka has now become a mobile, humanoid pony mint?"

"Yes, yes...if my calculations are correct..."

Tied up like caterpillars, hanging from a large tree alongside Manchester Tea House, Airi Hayako nodded. She looked at the hostile-looking horsegirls in front of her and said with a wry smile, "Suzuka, you know me... I never steal potions from others."

"...You haven't done it?" Manchester City Tea House looked skeptical.

"Of course! I forced myself!!!"

"..."

"Ahhhhhh! Wait! Don't hit me! Don't hit me there! I'm going to... oh~"

“!!? Tsk…”

"Ah! It's so dirty! Xiaocao, there's some weird mucus on the handle of your knife! Do you want me to wipe it off for you?"

"Little Eagle."

"Hi~?"

"you shut up."

"Eh hey hey? Why...ah! I, I know..."

Chapter 121: Tie him up and lock him up?

"...So, what should we do now?"

After sending his brainless... or rather, rather foolish roommate away to join Sakura Shinou and Vodka, two of their kind, to continue interrogating the two culprits, Kusanagi Fei turned around and looked at Silent Suzuka and Yamato Akagi and said, "We've figured out the whole story. Next, we should consider how to help the instructor... Do you agree with this direction of discussion?"

"...Well, we must rescue the teacher."

"That's not a matter of course!"

Unlike Silent Suzuka's murmured agreement, Yamato Akagi folded his arms in frustration and shouted back, "Honestly, what the hell is that guy doing?... He seems to be embroiled in all sorts of trouble all day long, without even a break!"

"Yes... I thought it was a proper teacher, but I didn't expect... ah~"

"...No, that's not it! It's me..."

"Hmm? You what?"

"Suzuka?"

"...(~_~;) It was me who didn't help him properly... The instructor didn't know about some of the school's minefields and rashly crossed paths with him."

"...Well, it's not your fault, but..."

"...That makes sense..."

Yamato Akagi and Kusanagi Fei looked at each other, turned their heads, and looked helplessly at the hung "mad scientist" Aili Hayabusa, the "mysterious psychic" Manchester City Tea House, and the "Baojin Committee Chairman" Sakura Shinou who was speaking non-standard gangster language with a righteous look on his face, and sighed together.

Any teacher would be exhausted by such a group of weird students...

At least compared to those with ulterior motives, Uozuka Saburo did not take advantage of the horse girls' trust in him to do anything. All his actions were based on the good of these horse girls, and he also maintained considerable restraint in the face of their unmeasured "rewards"...

...Huh? Looking at it this way, Uozuka Saburo does seem pretty good, doesn't he?

Even Kusanagi Fei occasionally couldn't help but speak harshly and make serious threats to Shenying, but how could he tolerate weirdos like Sakura Shinou and Airi Hayabusa again and again?

Either he has great ambitions, or... he is a truly good teacher.

Kusagami Hi, who had relatively little direct contact with Saburo Uozuka when he went out to compete before and after his transfer, thought so and gained a deeper understanding of this "famous" instructor.

"Can we... find a way to find an antidote? To help the teacher get out of his current condition?" Silent Suzuka was silent for a long while, then whispered while covering his chest.

"I'm sorry, but this is definitely impossible."

Upon hearing her words, Kusagami Fei immediately shook his head and said, "According to Senior Hayabusa, the potion she concocted was originally intended to specifically adjust a certain hormonal parameter in Instructor Uozuka's body. Not only did she reference the physical fitness of previous instructors, but she also used black tea as the base for the solution. As a result, Senior Chazuo mixed it with coffee and made the teacher drink it down his throat."

"...So, that means?"

"Yeah... it's completely out of control..." Yamato Akagi shook his head, spread his hands and continued with Cao Shangfei's words, "Compared to black tea, caffeine seems to stimulate the human body in a slightly different way, and its properties are a bit more intense, resulting in a certain deviation in the drug's efficacy. It turns it from a single numerical increase into another strange increase in hormone index... or even a comprehensive increase!"

"Well, plus, Senior Hayabusa told us last night that Mr. Uozuka has actually been taking another strengthening potion recently. The effect of the potion only wore off this morning, and his body is at its weakest..."

"Combined with the condition we just saw him in, ah..."

Cao Shangfei and Yamato Akagi looked at each other and sighed at the same time. The hidden meaning was self-evident, which made Wusheng Suzuka's heart tighten again.

I've caused trouble for the teacher again... Why is she always like this...

"Really... You've already learned a lesson before, so why are you still so careless this time?"

With his brows knitted together and his feet pacing impatiently, Yamato Akagi glanced at the clock hanging beside him and said, "It's already been almost half an hour, and the commotion is getting bigger and bigger, and he doesn't even know how to calm down!"

"Who made Tresin so overrun with puberty middle and high school ponygirls? Adding to that blue man's charm, it's only natural it would turn out this way... haha!"

"Explode! Shut up and tell me what you know!"

"Tiemie, stop butting in on other people's discussions! Just come clean and stop wasting time!!"

"Ho ho ho~ You two don't want the lab to suddenly catch fire, do you? Condor, you're really good at tossing and catching alcohol lamps!"

"..."

Pia!

"Ouch! What's wrong with me, Xiaocao! Stop hitting me on the head all the time!!"

"Playing with fire is strictly prohibited in school. This is common sense."

"Woo woo woo... I was just joking..."

With an emotionless smile, Cao Shangfei retracted his long sword, turned around, and said with a serious expression, "Even the original author doesn't know how to make the antidote for this thing, let alone us amateurs... I remember that you two never even scored 90 points in biochemistry exams, right?"

"Um...sorry..."

"No, no! I just...didn't do well on one or two questions..."

"Yeah, but do you think Senior Tachyon will perform poorly?"

"..."

"So, it's meaningless to continue discussing how to start with potions. We must think of a simpler and more direct method."

Cao Shangfei made a calm judgment.

After thinking for a moment, Yamato Akagi raised his hand.

"Hey, Yamato-san, please speak."

"I think...how about we just find Uozuka-sensei and rush over, subdue him, and lock him up in some dark corner until the effects of the drug wear off?"

"No! Absolutely not!"

Chapter 122: Senior Junchuan?

Suzuka shook her head frantically on the spot, refusing to agree to such a simple and crude method.

After all... that was her teacher! How could she just... do something so beautiful like this... Hmm.

"...Suzuka? Suzuka??"

"Um...w-what happened? Oh!"

Her mind instantly wandered to the ends of the earth, only to be called back by the two people beside her. Silent Suzuka accepted the letter and quickly came up with an explanation, "I think... if we want to properly resolve this matter, Uozuka-sensei must handle it openly and honestly, rather than hiding away and handling it coldly like this... Otherwise, even if the matter is no longer hotly discussed, Uozuka-sensei's reputation will... become tarnished."

"Ah... now that you mention it, it seems so."

Yamato Akagi thought about it and nodded in agreement - she had a personal experience of how bad that guy's appearance was. If she hadn't seen with her own eyes how he braved danger and stood up to protect Mamu, that bad first impression would be enough to make Uozuka Saburo an "evil-minded human trafficker in reserve" in her mind for the rest of her life.

Because of this, she immediately understood what Suzuka wanted to say, and further said helplessly: "But the problem is... this matter is not very good to be made public, right? Drinking a potion of unknown origin to have a strong charm on students is not a good thing. Even if we all know the reason, it is not easy to tell it publicly, let alone solve it openly..."

"Well...but, can we explain it to the chairman and then..."

"Ha!? Are you kidding me, Suzuka? How could you possibly tell the Chairman?!"

Yamato Akagi raised his hand and pointed at the now-empty teaching buildings. He then pointed at the clamor coming from a not-too-far direction and said, "Look at this scene, the scale of this commotion! All these horsegirls combined, that's at least one-fifth of the population of our school! This is completely different from the small-scale incident last time where only the three of you were involved! There's no way this can be suppressed!"

"But... last time, didn't I give it to you nicely..."

"Yes, the last time it was handled relatively easily, but don't forget that the chairman was also under a lot of pressure at the time, and had to lock Uozuka-sensei in the basement for a whole night, just for show?"

Yamato Akagi sighed heavily and said with concern, "If this gets too big and too widespread, the chairman will be forced to impose a heavier punishment on Uozuka-sensei... not to mention that it involves something as sensitive as 'teacher-student romance'. God knows what kind of rumors will spread."

"..."

After hearing this, Suzuka lowered his head and fell completely silent.

Although she is a running fanatic whose mind is filled with running, she is, after all, a young girl who grew up immersed in the modern information society. She is aware of some bad comments on the Internet and the overall attitude of the society towards teachers and students falling in love. She knows clearly what will happen if this matter is really exposed.

And... even more important...

If Teacher Uozuka were to be disgraced and listed as a key target for prevention of teacher-student romance on campus, how would she deal with her feelings?

However, things have developed to this point, and many people have seen his appearance and know his situation. What if he is caught and put on display...

"...I don't think things are that serious, huh?"

"Um?!"

"What do you mean, Xiaocao?"

Facing the two girls, who were becoming increasingly concerned due to their closeness to Uozuka Saburo, Kusagami Fei smiled faintly and spoke calmly and steadily, "First and foremost: You two just told me that Instructor Uozuka mutated due to Senior Hayako's potion, and his appearance changed drastically last night. You couldn't even recognize him just by looking at his face, right?"

"......what!"

"Yes!!!"

Yamato Akajima pounded his palms, and he and Silent Suzuka suddenly realized, "We saw him in Uozuka-sensei's room, and we heard his voice and tone before seeing his appearance, so we didn't recognize him by mistake... But the other ponygirls in the school haven't spoken to him, and they're not as familiar with his tone as we are!?"

"Yes!"

"Well, even though this has become a big deal and many students have seen him, who knew that this was 'Uozuka Saburo'?"

After understanding this and calming the two anxious ponygirls, Military Advisor Cao Shangfei continued to analyze the situation, "Secondly, the chairman could actually contact someone for help. Although the scale of this riot appears large, compared to last year's 'Valentine's Day Kitchen Bombing Operation,' 'Beach Training Shark Attack,' and the 'Shopping Street Food Store Decay Plan' the year before, a mere 'School Walking Brawl' isn't a small incident, okay?"

"...Okay, it seems so..."

"...Our school, it turns out, experiences so many disasters every year..."

"Well......"

Realizing that the two juniors had only recently enrolled and were diligently studying and training, not paying much attention to the gossip, Cao Shangfei could only smile awkwardly and say something else, "It's not that dangerous actually... That's not the point. What I mean is, the chairman isn't what you think, a fragile girl who would be crushed by anything. She's a man of steel, recognized even by that senior Junchuan!"

"Um, Junchuan-senpai?"

Secretary Junchuan is a graduate of the school? ?

No wonder it feels so oppressive when I get angry!

"So, to sum up, the scale of the riot isn't that large, and Instructor Uozuka is someone the chairman values. Telling her the truth won't be a problem, and it could actually be a huge help!"

"I see!"

"Whoo~"

After reassuring the two horse girls and completely freeing them from their state of panic, Kusanagi Fei glanced at Alice and Manchester Tea House who were still being "whipped" by the three horse girls, and thought inexplicably solemnly in his heart: But in addition to these two points... there is a third point that needs attention in this matter.

That means things really didn't get any worse under the influence of Tachyon's potion...

Chapter 123: A hundred flowers bloom in full bloom!

The reason Central Tresen Academy is so famous, far more famous than some other places where famous generals have been born, is not only because it recruits students from all over the country and selects the best, but also because... there are so many bizarre horse girls here that it's outrageous...

Of course, the publicity for the school is about its "strong personalities," a simple, simplistic way of describing them. But in reality, the actual teachers and students who have enrolled know that they are just a bunch of eccentric geniuses who feel uncomfortable if they don't cause trouble every day...