The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

Ahem - the important thing is, because I have become the idol king's man, I have entered a new era of getting out of poverty and becoming rich. Such a happy thing should naturally be celebrated!

The goddess was only happy because Mo Yi said that he wanted to celebrate properly, and the way to celebrate was to make a delicious meal.

"Mrs. Lily, are you making dumplings or buns?"

Mo Yi looked down upon Lady Ilias, who was learning to make dumplings from him, and ruthlessly complained:

"We've only had a few days of good life, and you're wasting it like this! If it's not cooked by the time, are you going to eat it?"

After living together for so long, Mo Yi was naturally curious about the other party's name, but the other party insisted that she was the goddess Ilyas. Mo Yi didn't dare to really call the other party Ilyas. This was the ultimate boss of him, a working hero. If he was discovered by the other party, he would be smashed into pieces by a thunderbolt.

Mo Yi guessed that the other party should be a runaway young lady. In order not to reveal her true identity, and because of the young lady's suicidal style, she insisted on saying that she was Ilias.

In desperation, Mo Yi helped the other party to come up with a nickname - Lily, which was simple and catchy.

"(ˉ▽￣~)Cut~~"

Lady Ilias was dissatisfied with allowing Mo Yi to take the fist-sized dumplings from her hand, unwrap them and then wrap them into qualified dumplings.

However, as a great goddess who could never make a mistake, she would naturally not admit her mistake. This was all the fault of the brave man with fish lips, who could not understand the profound meaning of the dumplings he had made.

"I packed this especially for you and Pipiha. It's large enough to fill you up. Just eat one and you're good to go. You don't have to squeak like Pipiha all night."

Mo Yi: “…”

Could you please stop comparing me to a Husky, you stubborn guy!

Forget it, I won’t complain about the other person. If you explain the truth to the other person, he will take out his clenched fist and tell you that this is the greatest truth.

"Mo Yi, this goddess is a little bored. Tell me some interesting stories quickly to comfort me."

"I've been performing on stage for hours today. I'm exhausted."

Ilias continued to make all kinds of strange dumplings without repentance, looking at Mo Yi with her blue eyes and demanding:

"I want to hear stories about other worlds, not those stories about Snow White and Sleeping Beauty—"

"Childish, it's an insult to this goddess's intelligence."

Mo Yi: “…”

I don’t know who it was a few months ago who insisted on telling me fairy tales all day long before I would eat less, and threatened to take me out on the street and have a big meal if I didn’t.

Now that I’m tired of hearing it, I become very arrogant, as if it’s not me who is jealous.

"Since you've worked so hard today, I'll reluctantly tell you a super interesting story."

In fact, Mo Yi has never refused someone's request to tell him a story. It would be better to say that Mo Yi rarely refuses Ilias's request.

After all, the other party was a super beautiful girl, the most beautiful girl Mo Yi had ever talked about in his two lives, and also the best fighter.

As a gentleman, how could Mo Yi refuse the other party's request?

I'm not afraid of the opponent's unparalleled iron fists, Kouya!

The truth was cruel, but he still had to maintain his composure. Mo Yi was very reluctant to tell the story.

In a strange world where most of the land area is covered, there lives a powerful bandit named Sargeras who can rob an entire country single-handedly. When he is around, there is nothing he cannot rob, no matter it is treasure or cute boys.

Therefore, he was called the King of Bandits by the world!

However, no matter how powerful and omnipotent Sargeras was, he gradually came to the end of his life under the erosion of time.

“Hmpho(￣ヘ￣o＃)——”

Ilias complained while listening to the story:

"Time is vulnerable in front of this goddess. Only mortals can lose to time."

Mo Yi ignored the other party's second-year complaints and continued to tell the story without stopping to make dumplings.

"The omnipotent Bandit King Sargeras also fears death, but what he fears even more is being forgotten by the world. When no one in the world remembers him anymore, who can prove that the great Bandit King ever existed?"

"In order to live forever in the memory of the world, the bandit king Sargeras robbed every country in the world before his death, collected all the treasures in the world, and then announced to the world before his death -"

"Do you want my treasure? If so, I can give it all to you! Go find it! I have hidden everything in the world somewhere. It's hidden in the Hundred Thousand Mountains, in the Pabala Temple, which is said to record all the history of the world!"

"So, after the death of the Bandit King, the whole world was swept up in a wave of people entering the Hundred Thousand Mountains to search for the Bandit King's treasure hidden in the Lost Temple. Thus began the Age of Great Bandits!"

"Sargeras is dead?!"

The distressed goddess, Lady Ilias, stared at Mo Yi with dissatisfaction, as if she was going to give him a beating if he didn't give her a satisfactory answer, and said:

"The Bandit King is dead. Without a hero, how can this story continue? Are you trying to amuse this goddess, Brave Mo Yi?"

Mo Yi: “…”

I've told you not to interrupt when listening to a story. You, a middle school goddess, don't you know that men don't like to be interrupted, and only like to interrupt pretty girls like you?

If I could defeat you, I, the brave Mo Yi, would make you understand that you should not do to others what you do not want others to do to you. Let's see if you dare to interrupt again in the future.

"What's the rush? That was just the background of the story. The main story is just beginning now."

Imaginations are always full, but reality is often skinny. Before the goddess lost her temper, Mo Yi quickly said:

"In the Age of Great Bandits, every aspiring young man aspires to become a powerful bandit, ultimately finding the legendary Pabala Temple and becoming the richest man in the world - the Bandit King!"

"And the same was true for Mo Yi, the young man born in an ancient country far to the east. When he was born, the entire sky was filled with thousands of golden rays, and the earth swayed madly and rhythmically. What surprised everyone even more was that everyone seemed to hear the silent murmur of all things: King Adi has grown old, and you, my beloved, will eventually wear a crown woven from sin and human nature, becoming the new Bandit King!"

Lady Ilias finally couldn't help herself and started complaining again:

"Why is the hero's name in every one of your stories the same as yours?"

"Do you know that this can easily lead to a break in the show?"

"Any similarity is purely coincidental—"

Mo Yi glanced at the goddess and complained:

"As the saying goes, a golden fish cannot be kept in a pond. When it encounters wind and clouds, it transforms into a dragon."

"Mo Yi is a name that carries great fortune. Every man with this name is destined to become a legend. So isn't it natural for him to be the male lead?!"

"No, you narcissistic hero!"

Sister Jiang fought back with the funny expression she learned from Mo Yi, and complained:

"A mere bankrupt hero who couldn't even support the goddess and ultimately needed me to debut as an idol just to survive. How can I not see how he has great luck in him?"

Mo Yi: “…”

If you complain, I will complain too. Why hurt the innocent loser? What did Pipiha and Eriri do wrong?

If it weren't for you, a middle school girl, this hero would have ridden his Pipiha long ago, left this novice village, and shined on the vast world stage, becoming famous throughout the continent!

Who knows, tonight might be the auspicious day for this hero to get married with the imperial princess whom he rescued from the Demon King's Castle!

No matter how you think about it, it's all your fault!

Do you dare to touch your conscience? If you weren't such a big eater, would this brave man have ended up bankrupt?

Even if you make your debut, isn't it all thanks to this brave man's guidance?

Just because you have big breasts, does that mean you can be conscienceless, you middle school girl!

"Lily, you have to understand—the future is bright, but the road is always winding. Young people should be patient and not be too ambitious and hope to achieve success overnight."

Faced with the goddess's complaints about her husband's incompetence, Mo Yi had no choice but to use the words of comfort from his political teacher countless years ago to force an explanation:

"Okay, let's continue the story of the Bandit King—"

"When Mo Yi grew up, he became just like any other young man. He took the Infinity Gauntlet he found by the river and embarked on the path of becoming the King of Bandits."

"and then?"

Lady Ilias listened to Mo Yi's story and did not continue to complain about the cruel reality that the other party could not support her.

In fact, she quite likes her current life. It is much more interesting than the boring days in the God Realm. Where in the God Realm can she find someone like Mo Yi who can cook delicious food and tell interesting stories?

The interested sister took some flour and meat filling from the table while Mo Yi was not paying attention, and continued to use her imagination to make dumplings in her own image, so that Mo Yi would know that as long as he wanted to learn, nothing could stump the great Lady Ilias!

Of course, the other party's quiet behavior could not be hidden from Mo Yi's sharp eyes, but today was a good day, so Mo Yi did not care about the other party's disruptive behavior.

If I were to control everything, I would have been driven crazy by this middle school girl who was always causing trouble. Anyway, as long as she was happy, that was all that mattered.

Ignoring the other party's random behavior, Mo Yi continued to tell him about the modified version of the Bandit King. The plot was very simple. He went out and met Brother Liangchen showing off. Mo Yi, a man who wanted to become the Bandit King, naturally could not tolerate it. He could only attack with hatred and beat one wild boss after another with the infinite gloves picked up from the river.

There are probably several main plot lines of the story. The most important one is of course to adventure into the Hundred Thousand Mountains and look for the lost temple of Pabala. The second main plot is to find the devil fruit containing the power of the devil, to recharge and repair the broken and half-broken Infinity Gauntlet. The third main plot is to find the lost history of a thousand years that was eaten by the legendary ultimate fear river crab beast that devours the truth of history during the adventure. The last main plot is to discover that the world government has long been corrupt in order to save the poor people met along the way. While taking risks, the protagonist liberates productivity, guides the people to awaken, and smashes all the decadent imperialism with the iron fist of the people's democratic dictatorship.

Mo Yi, who once aspired to be a writer, was able to easily tell the story of the modified Bandit King vividly, making the fallen goddess Ilias fascinated.

However, Lady Ilias still had many things she was dissatisfied with, and she would always complain whenever Mo Yi got excited.

"Why are the villains in your stories always gods?"

"Thinking like that is very dangerous, do you know that, brave Mo Yi?"

Lady Ilias was deeply troubled. The other party's story was fascinating, but within that story, the final bosses in six or seven of them were all called gods, demigods, or gods themselves.

The goddess who is always being criticized complains daily:

"The great gods have no time to bother with mortals. If they have time to exterminate all of humanity, they might as well be at home researching new dishes or creating new races to play with."

Mo Yi: “…”

That's because you don't understand the loneliness of God - I'm so powerful, if I don't beat up some humans and those heroes who dare to resist, how can I show the emptiness, loneliness and coldness of being a God?

Don’t think that everyone is as boring as you, commanding people to eat and make figurines. How can figurines be as fun as real people?

Of course, this cannot be said casually in a different world where gods exist. If a god passing by your window hears it, it will be a tragedy.

However, if it is a story, it doesn't matter. Mo Yi has heard several legendary stories in the Novice Village about gods who acted as villain bosses, and who were moved by heroes and slept with them, and then changed their ways.

As long as you don't directly make the conclusion that "God is a bad guy", there will be no problem.

If the person next to Mo Yi wasn't the goddess, there would probably be no problem.

Perhaps, the inspiration for Sister Jiang to become so immature that she wants to destroy all of humanity and create a world of her own choice will come from the story told by Mo Yi.

After all, Mo Yi has told many stories of "I want to become the Kami of the new world" or "My sister can destroy all mankind", which are all very second-year stories.

"Lily, do you think the most powerful being in the world is a god?"

Mo Yi took a big dumpling that was squeezed very ugly from the other person's hand and asked.

"certainly--"

Lady Ilias raised her head and chest, and said with pride:

"Gods are beings that even time cannot erase. Naturally, they are the most powerful in the world!"

Humph, you are at least good at talking. This goddess will forgive you once again, the brave man with fish lips.

Mo Yi continued:

"So, as the final boss of the story, shouldn't he be incredibly powerful and despairing, just to be worthy of being a boss for clearing the game?"

Sister Jiang thought about it and felt that there was nothing wrong with this. She wanted to answer with the flirtatious words she had learned from Mo Yi.

"That's right. As the final boss in an adventure story, he naturally has to be incredibly cool and awesome, so that being defeated by the protagonists is meaningful."

"In that case——"

Mo Yi said as a matter of course:

"Then isn't it natural for God to be the final boss? Is there anyone in the world more suitable to be a cool and awesome boss than God?"

Lady Elias: "..."

What you said makes a lot of sense, and I am speechless. After listening to what you said today, this goddess realized that all these years have been wasted. I am so cool and awesome, but I have wasted such a meaningful responsibility to destroy all mankind and overthrow the tyrannical government of mankind.

Seeing that Lady Ilias looked confused and convinced by him, Mo Yi continued to tell the story:

"After one adventure after another, the big boss Mo Yi, with his second boss Lily, the third boss Yatogami Tohka, the fourth boss Shi Xino, the fifth boss..." (Anyway, a series of two-dimensional wives' names)

"stop--"

Lady Ilias couldn't help but stop again and complained:

"Why am I the second in command? You can't even beat me!"