What the goddess couldn't stand even more was——
"Besides, where's the man who was supposed to be the bandit king? Why are all the new companions female characters? And why are all the women who become bandits beautiful girls according to your description?!"
"That doesn't make sense at all!"
In addition to these reasonable reasons, what made Lady Ilias even more dissatisfied was why her team was full of beautiful girls, which made her feel inexplicably unhappy.
"As I said at the beginning, any similarities in the stories are purely coincidental. The characters just happened to have the same names as us."
Mo Yi ignored the dissatisfied goddess and forcedly explained:
"Young man, don't believe everything you hear. Such rash thoughts are not a good idea."
Lady Goddess: "..."
You may not believe it when I say this, but I am thousands of times older than you, and I really want to punch you in the face to make you understand what naiveté means.
The distressed goddess, Lady Ilias, gnashed her teeth, but was afraid that if she was beaten, she would have no stories to listen to and no dumplings to eat, so she had to hold it in. This made Mo Yi, who was secretly observing, very happy.
"Besides, I said it from the beginning, the hero's dream is—I want to become the King of Bandits."
"If the Bandit King isn't a woman, how can you be the Bandit King's man?"
"Could it be——"
Mo Yi continued to mock:
"Your taste is that strong?"
"Shut up! Shameless hero—"
Lady Ilias was very angry and the consequences were serious, so she simply crushed the dumplings in her hand.
He clearly wanted to remind the other person of the horror of the first days when he was dominated by him, but he was also afraid that he would resort to the shameless trick of running away from home, resulting in him not having the most delicious food, dumplings, to eat tonight.
What I, Mo, like to do most is to watch you want to fuck me but can't help it.
However, the goddess was not someone to be trifled with, and she quickly figured out a way to fight the shameless hero.
She put down the dumplings in her hand, walked towards the husky Pippiha who was lying on the ground watching the show, grabbed it and lifted it up with quick movements, and walked to the chopping board.
“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”
The smile on Mo Yi's face gradually disappeared——
Damn it! What do you want to do to Pipiha, mankind’s best friend?
Let go of Pipiha quickly——
"Lily, don't be impulsive, let Pipiha go quickly!"
"Ah--"
Lady Ilias looked at Mo Yi, who stretched out his right hand with an expression of arrogance, and said as a matter of course:
"I really think dog meat is the most delicious meat in the world."
"It's New Year's Eve, so of course we have to have a good meal. I believe Pipiha will understand us."
"Wow, wang wang!"
Being lifted in the air, Pipiha, who had a strong desire to survive, suddenly screamed and asked his master Mo Yi for help, and even tears were about to fall.
Lily, I misjudged you!
I thought you were just a runaway middle school girl, at most a little tsundere, ignorant and gluttonous. I didn't expect that you would now set your attention on my best friend.
Love is a ray of light, and at this moment it is so green that it makes me a little panicked.
"stop--"
In order to save his mount, Mo Yi finally shed tears of humiliation again on New Year's Eve and succumbed to the tyranny of the goddess.
After a while of playing around, Lady Ilias finally put the trembling Pipiha in her hands with satisfaction, looked at Mo Yi proudly, and said:
"I will reluctantly let Pipiha go. As compensation, I want to hear other stories—"
"The story needs to be a little different. The villain can't be a god, and there shouldn't be so many stories about pretty girls."
Mo Yi: “…”
You have so many requests. If I could beat you, I would really like to throw the pen in front of you and let you write it if you have the ability.
"Then I'll come down and tell you a story called 'The Dragon King's Work in Douluo Continent'."
Mo Yi thought about it, since you don't allow me to tell many stories about beautiful girls, then it should be okay to tell a story about many lolis!
After all, Loli is not a beautiful girl, but the childhood of a beautiful girl, just like Digimon. The childhood Digimon and the mature Digimon are two different species. Just like you will never imagine why a cactus can evolve into a fairy, and a little monster can evolve into an angel, such a magical thing.
"In a world called Douluo Continent, there are no fancy ninjutsu, such as the so-called most lethal fire escape technique that never burns anyone to death. There is no such ridiculous devil fruit power as rubber being able to restrain lightning. There is no villain who can defy fate by simply shouting 'Fairy Tail', and who can turn all the damage inflicted by others into magic. There is only the power of Douluo, developed and practiced to the extreme."
"In that world, everyone is born with a power called a martial soul. When in its tasting state, the martial soul is like a cute little girl. Only during battle will the various cute little girls transform their owner's love for little girls into fighting loli power, unleashing all sorts of extraordinary powers or transforming into weapons like broadswords and blood-dropping darts."
"In other words, the more you like loli, the stronger your fighting power will be."
"Of course, if you want to improve your own strength, besides constantly strengthening your love for Loli, there is another important way, and that is spirit rings!"
"The so-called spirit rings are obtained by conquering real lolis in the real world and absorbing the purest loli power from them, thereby evolving one's own martial spirit and gaining new abilities."
Having said that, Mo Yiwushi Ilias looked at the perverted expression, took a deep breath, and said enviously:
"In the Douluo Continent, lolis are the world's most precious resource. If you want to become a top-notch expert, you must be an admirable lolita con."
"The people of that world call those who possess the purest love for loli a Titled Douluo!"
"And the Titled Douluo isn't the end of the Douluo Continent. Among the countless Titled Douluo, there's a supreme realm. Only Titled Douluo who have comprehended the essence of the loli can reach this ultimate realm—Douluo Emperor!"
"Because the power of a Dou Di is far beyond human imagination, creating or destroying the world is just a matter of a Dou Di's thoughts. Therefore, there can only be one Dou Di in each era. After all, the world of Douluo Continent can only support the existence of such a terrifying Dou Di at most."
"And the hero of our story is a Dou Di strongman of that era. Because he loves the lolita of the dragon clan the most, he is respected by the world as Master Dragon King Mo Yi!"
"what!"
The distressed goddess collapsed and stopped talking, complaining madly:
"How can there be such a perverted world!"
"Besides, liking loli is simply perverted. In real life, they would be perverts who would be caught and burned by the church!"
Mo Yi: “…”
I was just getting excited about what I was saying, so I stopped talking. Can you please respect the author's basic human rights?
"How come I didn't know there was such a rule in the church?"
"Humph--"
Lady Ilias stared at Mo Yi fiercely and said word by word:
"It will happen later, you perverted lolita hero!"
Mo Yi: “…”
What's wrong with liking loli?
Why target vulnerable groups like us like this?
Chapter 256: There is no way out, but I can’t do anything.
Senior Sister Lily, who was riding a bicycle, could not catch up with the galloping horse in front of her no matter how hard she tried to mobilize the Douluo power in her body.
In the end, all they could do was watch the powerful Doudi master Mo Yi and his disciple Loli Alice Wei Tiantian riding on horses, gradually going away and finally disappearing from their sight.
Mo Yi's face was filled with regrets, and he sighed seriously:
"There is no way, no way, no way..."
"As a teardrop fell, its final brilliance blossomed on the ground. 'Douluo Continent: The Dragon King's Work' officially came to an end."
"what--"
"What kind of a freaking ending is this?!"
Lady Ilias, deeply immersed in the plot, roared in disbelief:
"She was said to be the most beautiful woman in Douluo Continent, why did she end up losing to a nine-year-old loli?"
"That's not scientific at all!"
After that, Sister Jiang ignored her hands covered in flour, grabbed Mo Yi's shoulders tightly, and said viciously:
"I, Lily, refuse to accept this. What do you mean by 'one way or another'? I've tried everything, but nothing works. This is clearly your unreasonable and malicious intent!"
"Mo Yi, if you don't explain it to me clearly, we won't be over what happened today, and no one will have a good New Year!"
Mo Yi: “…”
Could this be the legendary 'howl of the defeated dog' that President Kaiba mentioned?
Ms. Li Li, you have to learn to accept reality. After all, the days ahead will be even more fucked up.
"Doesn't the title of the story, 'Douluo Continent', already hint at the final outcome?"
Mo Yi was not panicked at all at this time. It should be said that he should not panic. I am the designated warrior of love in this story. How can I change my original intention of saving the world with love because of the wailing of a mere loser?
Lily, don't you want to explain?
Let me give you a self-explanatory analysis:
"Although the second female lead, Lili, is set to be the most beautiful woman in Douluo Continent, we cannot deny that she is no longer a loli. There is nothing wrong with her age, but her figure and appearance are definitely not a loli. She is a stunning beauty who can overwhelm the whole country."
"As a Dou Di, Grandpa Mo Yi naturally possesses a lolita-loving heart that is more fervent and resolute than anyone else in the world. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to defeat hundreds of millions of Titled Douluo and become the sole Dou Di on the Douluo Continent. From this, it can be seen that Grandpa Mo Yi willingly allowed his own disciple, Alice Wei, to abduct him from the church."
"Childhood sweethearts are precious, but senior sisters are even more valuable. If it's for the sake of a loli, both can be thrown away!"
Mo Yi met Lady Ilias's angry gaze sincerely and said as a matter of course:
"In the world of Douluo Continent, the ultimate winner is the cutest loli, Alice Wei Tiantian. It's a natural outcome."
"You may not believe this, but when I first wrote this story, I envisioned Lily's wife as the main wife. But in the end, my pen led me astray, and the ending turned out like this!"
Lady Elias: "..."
How can this be explained to the other party?
I clearly want to hit someone, but why do I feel that what the other person says makes sense and I am speechless!
However, the goddess will definitely not give up so easily. She will not admit that she will lose to other seductive women, even if the other party repeatedly emphasizes that the story's name is "any similarity is purely coincidental."
"call--"
Lady Ilias took a deep breath to calm her exploding brain, then she grabbed Mo Yi's shoulders even harder and asked:
"There's clearly a major bug in the finale. How could Senior Sister Lily, a Dou Sheng powerhouse, not be able to catch up to a mere Dou Zong powerhouse like Alice Weitian?"
"That's not scientific at all. Hurry up and give this goddess a happy ending!"
"Lily, you don't know this. From the beginning, we emphasized Senior Sister Lily's character, and one of the things she did was get dizzy with horses."
Mo Yi's heart was calm, and he even wanted to laugh as he explained:
"Besides the various strange abilities of their spirit rings and the explosive power of Douluo, another factor that makes a Douluo warrior powerful is the ability to transform their Dou Qi into a horse after reaching the Dou Wang level. Even someone as powerful as Grandpa Mo Yi, a Dou Emperor who was unstoppable all day long on the Douluo Continent, could not outrun the horses of others, and could only watch helplessly as others showed off their skills and ran away."
"What's more, Senior Sister Lily is naturally horse-sick, so she can only use the self-confidence bicycle invented by Grandpa Mo Yi instead of a fighting horse. In terms of combat power, even a hundred million Alices can't beat Lily. But in terms of speed, how can a bicycle possibly catch up with Alice and Grandpa Mo Yi on horses?"
"So, there are no so-called logical flaws in the story. Just like the world's number one princess, it's flawless and flawless."
"what--"
The goddess was really angry, and what made her most angry was that she couldn't win the argument. In the end, she could only use her "Goddess privilege" and said:
"I do not care!"
"This is not the ending I wanted. A world without Lily's world has no reason to exist!"
"There's no such perverted world as 'Douluo Continent' in this world! If there is, let this goddess' right hand personally kill this shameless fantasy!"
Mo Yi: “…”
I’m glad you like it, Senior Sister Lily.
Mo Yi looked at Lily with amusement. She was very angry about the story he made up, but soon wanted to listen to it again.
In fact, life in this other world is pretty good!
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