"What exactly is your purpose? Are you related to the Men in Black organization?"
"I didn't do anything. You took the initiative to disturb me—"
"As for the Men in Black organization, I don't have time for such a rubbish organization that can't even destroy the world."
Conan: “…”
I have never seen such a shameless person, but to be honest, the other party seems to have no reason to deceive me. After all, the other party can choose to hide it, and I can't see anything, instead of deliberately revealing such things.
Conan still believed that the other party had nothing to do with the Men in Black Organization. As for such a boast as destroying the world, anyone who believed him was a fool.
"Okay, finally I want to know if there really is such a thing as magical powers—"
Conan is really curious about this matter. Without curiosity, how can he become a famous detective?
"If it's convenient, could you show me your skills?"
"Do you know how the cat died?"
Grandpa Mo Yi opened his right hand, and countless flashes of lightning appeared on his right palm, and he complained:
"If it were anyone else, you would have been killed."
"this--"
Conan naturally knew what the other party's subconscious intention was. Cats that fall from a height of two or three stories often do not die. In the end, what killed the cat alien, who might have survived as long as Wang Jiang, whose three inherent skills all enhance his survivability, was not luck, but his strong curiosity.
But he didn't have time to do anything like that now. Instead, he looked at Mo Yi's right hand, which was wrapped in lightning and constantly making bilibili air-explosion sounds, in disbelief, and muttered to himself:
“It’s actually true—”
"Then why have we never seen such a case..."
Conan really couldn't understand this. Logically speaking, people with such special abilities could not all be law-abiding good people. On the contrary, because these special people have powers far beyond those of ordinary people, they are more likely to look down on ordinary people because of their own specialness, and are naturally more likely to commit crimes.
But he encounters hundreds of cases a year, so why hasn't he encountered anything related?
This is not scientific at all!
"Related matters will naturally be handled by the relevant departments—"
Grandpa Mo Yi kindly reminded:
"You should feel lucky. If you encounter something like this, it's not something that can be solved by a smart brain. No matter how smart you are, if someone kills you in one go, your death will be in vain."
After hearing Grandpa Mo Yi's explanation, Conan understood.
That's right. How could the government not have the assistance of relevant people? This is painful to explain.
"Let me prove it to you again—"
The lightning shot out from Grandpa Mo Yi's right hand, only hitting Conan, who thought he was about to kneel down and looked puzzled.
"ah···?"
Conan thought he was going to die. Such a strong electric current hitting his body must be very painful, so he shouted out subconsciously, but he found in a second that he didn't feel anything at all.
Of course, after I came to my senses, I found that I had grown up, no, it should be said that I had returned to normal.
The most amazing thing is that the clothes on your body also grow bigger as you grow bigger.
Conan was shocked and finally confirmed that the other party had nothing to do with the Men in Black Organization. The Men in Black Organization spent so much effort to create such a rejuvenating poison, but the other party broke it with just an electric shock. It was obviously not on the same level.
"Am I back to normal?"
Conan has been dreaming of turning back into an adult for a long time. He has been tracking down the Men in Black Organization just for this reason, but he never expected that he would achieve his long-cherished goal in this situation. Suddenly, he felt that happiness came too suddenly, just like when the girl you have a crush on for several years suddenly contacts you and says she wants to marry you.
Everyone worries about whether they will finally reach the day when they can have everything they want, well, the buy one get one free kind.
Seeing the other party's unpromising look like Fan Jin who passed the imperial examination, Grandpa Mo Yi shook his head and said that the male lead of this session was not good enough. As a male protagonist, isn't it a basic operation to remain calm even when facing a disaster?
What a fuss.
"You've asked me so many questions, now it's my turn to ask you."
Grandpa Mo Yi said maliciously:
"Let me make it clear in advance that I am a member of the Conan and Ai faction."
Conan: What the hell is the Conan-Ai Party?
"After you defeat the Men in Black, who will you choose to be your heroine?"
Grandpa Mo Yi held a pen in one hand and an apple in the other and asked:
"Is it my childhood sweetheart, Ran Mouri, or my lifelong friend, Ai Haibara?"
“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”
Well, Conan finally understood what the "Ko-Ai Party" was.
I have always liked Xiaolan, why did you bring up Haibara Ai?
Besides, who would be so bored as to spy on other people's affairs?
"Ahem, I'm still a child."
This kind of thing is too early for both Kudo Shinichi as a high school student and Edogawa Conan as an elementary school student.
What's more, he was ashamed to talk about it with Mo Yi, a man of unknown origin whom he just met.
"Don't talk nonsense. You can even take a shower with a girl, and you tell me you're a child?"
Grandpa Mo Yi's right hand flashed with lightning again, and he complained dissatisfiedly:
"Looks like you need electroshock therapy."
"Don't worry, under my control, it will only hurt, no harm will come."
"After all, I am not some unsympathetic devil."
Conan: “…”
This guy is absolutely a devil!
Facing the crackling lightning, Conan's fear of lightning, which was etched into his genes and has been passed down since ancient times, quickly made him calm down and speak in a slightly faster voice:
"I'm taking a shower with my future wife, what's wrong with that?"
Well, this was said so tactfully that Grandpa Mo Yi understood it instantly.
"Hey--"
He said with a feeling of regret:
"You bastard, do you know how much Ai has sacrificed and how hard she has worked?"
"Just like Sherlock Holmes cannot exist without Watson, how can Conan exist without Haibara Ai!"
Conan was very embarrassed: "..."
as long as you are happy.
Finally, I could only weakly defend myself:
"Edogawa Conan is Kudo Shinichi, and Kudo Shinichi can always be Kudo Shinichi."
"You're meddling too much."
"Humph--"
Grandpa Mo Yi snorted coldly and argued righteously:
"I am not only representing myself at this moment, but also the Conan and Ai factions for thousands and thousands of years—"
"I tell you, anyone like you who dares to go against the masses must die as a token of his guilt!"
Conan: God damn it, some apology! I also want Lan and Ai to bloom together and create a world where no one will get hurt!
PS: The name "The Bizarre Adventure of Master Yakumo" also didn't work. Well, I thought, could even the editor know the formula that Yakumo is roughly equivalent to "eighteen-something"? In the end, I had to go with a name that no one would think was a joke: "A Second Dimensional Life Starting from Fuyuki City."
Hey, the author wants to bloom two flowers too1
Chapter 474: Grandpa Mo Yi's Loli Theory
Why did it turn out like this?
It was obviously Ai who came later, met Conan, and had their first close contact.
According to the theorem that childhood sweethearts cannot defeat heaven's dropping gift, plus the three laws of 'all pears, berries, conscience, silver can't be silver', the final victory should theoretically be 100% certain to be Haibara Ai! !
"I'm not, I'm useless, don't talk nonsense!"
In addition to Grandpa Mo Yi's coercion and inducement, although Kudo Shinichi, who had turned back into an adult, had some bold ideas in his mind, his face was still as holy as a pilgrim, and he said firmly:
"I'm devoted to Xiaolan!"
"As for Xiao Ai, that's not the case at all!"
Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”
You call her "Xiao Ai" so affectionately, and you still dare to say that it's not true?
But it is understandable. In the love story of the world view of District 11, it seems that only those "upright gentlemen" who deeply understand the way of "Asasi" can survive to the end and achieve the achievement of "You are all my wings".
And those who dared to "have a good go" or "make the final choice" halfway through the plot all seemed to have bad results.
For example, Makoto who boils a kettle and goes to get hot water, Haru who can't get it, and Kyosuke Kousaka who breaks off all ties with Nakano and is sent to Germany to treat his broken leg.
"A rotten tree cannot be carved—"
Grandpa Mo Yi felt compassion for the people, grieved their misfortune, and was angry at their lack of resistance. He said:
"You chose an otome instead of a loli, you heretic!"
"Have you not even heard the astonishing words of many great men—"
"Lolita is power (Bacon); survival of the fittest, lolita survives (Darwin); humans can be eliminated, but lolita cannot be eliminated (Hemingway); wildfires cannot be extinguished, lolita will regenerate them (a certain tree man); success is due to lolita, failure is also due to lolita (Hong Mai); lolita knows no national boundaries (McMahon); if there are three people, there must be lolita (Confucian sage); cute is cute, very cute (Lao Tzu); the heart of lolita control is known to everyone (a certain tree man); pay tribute to the great lolita (Rabbit); I am cute, therefore I exist (Descartes); be moved by every lolita in your life (Camille); with lolita, everything will be accomplished (Emperor Guangwu of Han)..."
Grandpa Mo Yi said a series of modified famous quotes as if he was reading out the menu, which made Conan doubt his life. The other party's affirmation was casual and contagious, and the tone was like speaking common sense, which made Conan gradually doubt whether what he had learned before was all fake.
It seems that what the other party said is the common truth...that's strange!
At this moment, Conan finally understood why the other party was determined to capture Haibara Ai. It turned out that the other party was one of the terrible people called lolicon.
"Cough-cough-"
Faced with Grandpa Mo Yi's right hand that was still flashing with electric light, Conan decided to make a strategic retreat. Although he still had many things to ask, if he stayed any longer, he felt that he would be subjected to electric shock treatment by the other party, which would distort his positive outlook on life.
"Xiao Lan is almost out. I'll go back first, otherwise the other party will get suspicious."
After saying that, he was about to open the door and stroll out.
Just as he said, Mouri Ran had already come out of Asuna's room. With a rosy face and an unconcealable satisfaction, Mouri Ran happily opened the door.
But after opening the door, he found that Conan, whom he had told to do, was not at the door.
I told him to wait for me at the door, but I don't know where he slipped away.
Mao Lilan pressed her forehead speechlessly to relax her mind a little. This kind of thing had happened more than once or twice, so she was not very anxious.
Ran Mouri is still very confident about Conan's wit and fighting ability.
"Conan——"
Mao Lilan shouted around, but found no response.
Asuna, with a tired look on her face, as if she had fought all night and into the morning, asked curiously:
"Xiaolan, what's wrong?"
"Conan has gone off again."
Xiaolan said with a headache:
"But don't worry too much."
How could Asuna not be worried after hearing that the child was gone? Even if it wasn't her own child, if the other family's parents came to her door, she would have to die to apologize!
Of course, Asuna is not very familiar with Conan. If she knew his glorious history and the fact that he could explode a missile with one ball, she would not be worried.
Xiaolan thought for a moment and said:
"Let's go to Mo Yijun first and ask him if he heard any noises or saw Conan?"
"Maybe he's next door."
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