The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

"what--"

Kaguya Houraiyama, also a big name in ACG, quickly recognized the young man in front of him, who was dressed in the classic costume of an alien adventurer, and complained:

"Aren't you the legendary ghost beast?"

Sato Kazuma: "..."

He never imagined that he would actually meet someone who knew him in this world. Although the fact that he was a bastard was already known to everyone, he couldn't help but deny it loudly when Kaguya pointed it out.

"That's all coincidence and misunderstanding!"

Sato Kazuma is the protagonist of "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!". She died while saving someone, and was reincarnated into another world with a wise girl, Aqua, determined to defeat the demon king of the other world and save the other world.

There are two main reasons why he is called Guichuzhen: First, as an adventurer, his one of the few main skills, 'stealing', is different from others. Others' stealing is to steal other people's money or weapons, while Sato Kazuma's stealing skill is indeed a special skill against women, specifically used to steal the other party's underwear.

The second reason is that he has a teammate named Darkness, a Paladin who believes that "being harassed by the Demon King has always been the job of a female knight." This is a powerful female knight who has put all her skills into various defensive abilities and has a 100% chance of her attacks missing.

Of course, this is not a problem. If the meat shield is used well, it can still lead the team to victory.

The biggest problem was that Darkness was a serious fighting masochist. In everyday battles, she'd just rush in and get beaten up for pleasure. Even on a normal day, she'd imagine Satou Kazuma torturing her, making strange noises and saying strange things.

With such a bad teammate, it's hard for Sato Kazuma not to be labeled as a "pervert".

"Haha, I knew it—"

At this time, the other people that Grandpa Mo Yi guessed also came up from behind. They were Sato Kazuma's golden partners -

Aqua, the goddess of wisdom, is a priest with the powers of purification, healing, resurrection, and special attacks against the undead.

One-hit Mage Huihui is a loli magician who only knows one move, known as the most powerful destructive magic, 'Explosion Magic'. After firing a single shot, she collapses to the ground as a strategic magician.

Darkness, a female knight who specializes in defense and deals no damage, enjoys daydreaming when facing enemies, imagining herself being mercilessly tortured by attacks from all sides, and finding pleasure in the process. A true genius, she unfortunately has invested all her talents and skill points in defense, resulting in a formidable defense that allows her to withstand even the most powerful attacks without suffering a single drop of damage. Regardless of the severity of the attack, it only serves to delight her.

As an absolute meat shield dedicated to defense, she naturally has the taunting skill that is essential for a meat shield. Unlike other coquettish girls, her taunting skill is not trash talk, but some very strange words that make the enemy feel that they have met a pervert, thereby angering the enemy and absorbing the enemy's hatred.

The one who came up to taunt teammate Sato Kazuma at this time was naturally Aqua, the goddess of wisdom who served as the team's pet. She was seen holding her belly, laughing loudly, mocking Sato Kazuma and saying:

"Kazuma, it seems your reputation as a devil has spread to the other world."

"Shut up, you useless goddess—"

When Sato Kazuma heard this, he suddenly jumped up and rushed behind Aqua. He locked her up with a skilled joint technique, and then threw her to the grass with a big back throw, causing Aqua to fall into a brief state of confusion and dizziness.

As mentioned before, Sato Kazuma originally wanted to be a hero in another world, but unfortunately because of his three terrible teammates, no matter how smart he was or how much money he made, he would be melted by his teammates.

When the company was once again in debt crisis, Aqua received a new mission from Heaven, saying that she had discovered a completely new world and was looking for people to go there to open up the wasteland and observe the situation.

And the reward is generous. After completing the task, you can ask the heaven to fulfill a wish within your ability.

How could Aqua, who has always wanted to return to the divine realm and become a goddess punching in for work, give up such a good opportunity? So she kept asking her teammates to accept this task.

Sato Kazuma, who was in all kinds of trouble, was naturally very happy to hear that he could go to other worlds and come back later. Isn't this the best place to avoid debt?

He just doesn't believe that if he goes to another world, there will be someone who can collect his debt!

So, under his sweet talk, he tricked the other teammates into taking on this mission and coming to the Yakumo world to start a new adventure of poverty.

Chapter 594: Isn’t it common sense that a sword master doesn’t use a sword?

After arriving in the different world of Yakumo Daisho, it seems that his bleak life can finally usher in a change. Sato Kazuma, who has gotten rid of the previous reputation of "Devilish Shin" that was given by three people, naturally wants to make a big scene.

This time, I must become a great adventurer admired by everyone.JPG!

After carefully studying the rules of the other world, Sato and the real hammer are this an online game world. As a stay-at-home guy, he has naturally read many novels of this type.

There is also the status of each teammate.

After they came here, their overall level was suppressed to level one, but the skills and abilities they mastered in the original world were still there. They could be unlocked as long as they upgraded, and they could also learn new abilities through online games.

For example, Sato Kazuma plans to become a wizard in the Yakumo World. First, the only spell output of your team is Huihui, the crappy one-hit wizard, who can only fire one shot a day. If you really want to take risks, it's useless!

That boss would be so stupid as to stand at the door of the maze waiting for you to come up and fight him.

The basic skills of being a boss are to hide in the last room of the maze, then send out countless monsters to consume the enemy's physical strength, followed by the Four Heavenly Kings, and finally the boss to take action.

A magician with only one attack, should she use it to clear the monsters?

If used, it will be a waste of material and a waste of output.

No need. If you can't even defeat the monsters and the Four Heavenly Kings, it will be in vain even if you have the most powerful attack.

After getting used to the pain of being pitted by his teammates on a daily basis, Sato Kazuma decided to become an elegant magician, but ended up being the team's output point task.

Another reason is that when a team fight starts, the mage always stays at the back to output damage. With Darkness as a meat shield, his team is very safe at the back. Being a mage is obviously a relatively safe profession.

At least there is no need for a otaku like him whose physical strength is not as good as that of the goddess of wisdom Aqua to go up and fight with others with a big axe. That would be courting death.

As for safety issues, Aqua's healing and resurrection skills are still there, but the cooldown time is a bit long, and she can't be resurrected as before because there are people above her who can't resurrect however they want.

Be cautious, keep an eye on your teammates and don't let them down again. The new adventure will not be a big problem.

Sato Kazuma, who had thought of everything, brought his friends to the plains area, only to find that the novice monster was actually their old friend, a delicious big frog.

Of course, when they went to hunt these big frogs in the past, they were often eaten by the frogs and had to be rescued with great difficulty.

However, after they reached a higher level, they were able to suppress and eliminate these evil giant frogs by relying on their level.

Sato Kazuma looked at his teammates who had become Yi Ji again, and found that none of them were useful!

Because no one has output, they can't just let Huihui use the nuclear explosion skill "Explosion Magic" after killing a big frog. There are many other players here. Once such a big move is released, who knows how many people will be killed. They want to survive here after offending so many people at once?

As for Darkness, she is a strange female knight who can't move or hit the enemies in front of her with a knife. She used to carry a sword just for the sake of looking good.

Finally, there is the goddess of wisdom Aqua. Her healing ability is indeed powerful. When fighting monsters in the past, it was good enough if she didn't become a pig teammate who hugged teammates and cried, and blocked the opponent's dodge space. Unless she was fighting dark creatures like the undead, otherwise she was just a group pet, a useless thing to adjust the atmosphere.

The only one who showed some output was actually this otaku.

Recalling the experience of fighting a giant frog that had swallowed Aqua for an hour before finally killing it, Sato Kazuma felt desperate.

How can you level up with this monster-killing speed?

Look at the others. Although they are all novices and have no skills, they are brave and have the ability to resurrect infinitely. They dare to rush forward with a stone and die.

In fact, Sato Kazuma has already thought of the best strategy, which is to find a lone big frog first, and then let Aqua or Darkness go up to save it. You must know that after the big frog swallows a person, it will fall into a state of being unable to move. At this time, taking the opportunity to attack is simply a perfect strategy.

But the same thing still applies, none of them has any output!

So, Sato Kazuma came up with the idea of ​​finding a new teammate.

Sato Kazuma, who has been looking for teammates for a long time, has not been able to find a suitable one. Either he sees otakus who are even more useless than him, or they are big **, or others are so awesome that they look down on them.

It was not until he saw Grandpa Mo Yi and Kaguya at the teleportation channel that he turned on the name recognition and was suddenly dazzled by the golden light of Mo Yi's title of Sword Saint.

What an arrogant and domineering title, he is definitely a big boss.

Moreover, the other party has his own girlfriend, so there is no need to worry about the other party coming to steal his harem.

If you miss such a good teammate, you will definitely regret it.

So he chased after him and used the move "Fellow Daoist, please stay" on Grandpa Mo Yi.

Then the following happened.

After knocking down his teammate Aqua, who was more of a hindrance than an aid, Sato Kazuma walked back to Grandpa Mo Yi and Kaguya and simply expressed what was in his mind.

"Don't think we are unreliable——"

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

It seems that Guichushin is a bit savvy and knows that his team is unreliable.

Seeing that Kaguya seemed to be listening attentively, Sato Kazuma focused his attention on Kaguya. Since the girl agreed, could the swordsman who was with the girl still get away?

"I'm an archer with the ability to see from afar. I can see things from afar and identify dangers."

"Aqua possesses powerful healing abilities and can even revive teammates. Megumin's magic is incredibly powerful, and she can definitely drain the health of even a max-level boss. Finally, there's Darkness. Her defense is incredible, and even at only level one, she can definitely withstand attacks from monsters below level 60."

"As long as we have a strong output point, we will definitely be a strong team."

"So please join us!"

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

In fact, the other party did not lie. As long as their team had a strong output, they could immediately become a powerful team of brave warriors that could defeat the demon king.

However, Grandpa Mo Yi is a man with cheats. He can handle any situation by himself. Joining a team at this time seems to be asking for trouble. The most important thing is that he can't stand being restricted by others.

The most important thing is that they are Team Aqua, the characters from the legendary comedy world. It would be strange if no trouble came to them when they were with them.

"Since you are an archer—"

Facing Sato Kazuma's earnest gaze, Kaguya stroked her chin and asked:

"Then can you use dual swords? Archers who can't use dual swords are all third-rate archers!"

Sato Kazuma: "..."

"Ahem, I think it might not be too late for me to start learning today."

"Mo Yi——"

Huiye and Mo Yi walked aside and whispered:

"I think you've also watched the drama 'KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!', so you should know who they are, right?"

"Aqua, the goddess of wisdom, who doesn't know—"

Grandpa Mo Yi complained speechlessly:

"I see you mean to team up with the other party?"

"Aren't you afraid of being cheated enough by the other party?"

Kaguya asked back:

"Are you afraid?"

"Isn't the purpose of playing games to have fun? I feel like it must be fun and joyful to be with them."

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

Oh my god, Princess, you're right about friendship!

Not to mention that this game was originally created by Mo Yi, it seems that there is really no trouble or difficulty with the cheats given to Mo Yi by Alaya and Gaia. Since he is not afraid of trouble, why not go with them? Maybe he will encounter more interesting things.

Isn’t the purpose of playing games to have fun?

"Congratulations, you succeeded in convincing me."

Grandpa Mo Yi nodded and walked back with Kaguya.

"Kazuma-shounen—"

After Grandpa Mo Yi agreed to form a team, he still explained:

"We're a temporary team. If we find we can't get along, we can just leave. Let's talk about this first. We can part ways amicably. It's good for everyone."

"Okay, Sword Saint Boss—"

Sato Kazuma was not surprised to hear what Grandpa Mo Yi said. After all, big guys can go anywhere and it is normal for them to have some temper. As long as the other party is a real big guy, he can lead them to show off and do whatever they want.

Since we have decided to form a team, everyone started introducing themselves. It is normal to have some small accidents during the process.

For example, Aqua put her hands on her hips and said that she was a goddess in heaven, and started to brag to Mo Yi and Kaguya. Mo Yi and Kaguya, who knew Aqua's true identity, simply ignored her.

Huihui’s introduction is a typical middle school student’s introduction. I am the one who masters the most powerful magic, the explosion magic, and I am Huihui, the strongest magician of the Crimson Demon Clan!

Fortunately, Mo Yi and Kaguya are both fans of the two-dimensional world and can be considered like-minded people. They will not be embarrassed by this and even applaud each other, encouraging the other to speak more.

After all, live-action performances of middle school students are still relatively rare.

Mo Yi simply said, "My name is Mo Yi. I used to be a sword master and was best at all kinds of magic."

And Kaguya said her name for the first time, I am Kaguya Houraiyama, the Princess of the Moon, a sorcerer who is good at stealth.

After listening to Grandpa Mo Yi and Kaguya's self-introductions, Sato Kazuma was completely confused. He thought he had finally found two reliable new teammates, but after hearing their introductions, he felt that it would not work.

I couldn't help but ask:

"Boss Mo Yi, aren't you a sword master? Why is it that magic is your best skill?"

Grandpa Mo Yi spread his hands and said as a matter of course:

"Kazuma-kun, your thinking is too rigid. Why must a sword master only be able to wield a sword? Can't a sword master also be a great magician?"

"Also, I know a swordsman who likes to carry dual guns and an RPG."