The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

Sato Kazuma: "..."

That makes so much sense... What the hell!

Sword Master, just use your sword well and spin around with your big knife. Blade Storm is the essence of Sword Master!

Also, why do you call me a real boy? You don’t look much older than me!

After Kaguya finished introducing herself, Sato Kazuma couldn't help but complain:

"Kaguya-san, didn't you say Warlock? What about Intimidation? That's Wushuang Infiltration! That's Berserker!"

"I can explain that—"

Kaguya explained as a matter of course:

"Before sneaking in, I'll buff myself fully, preferably with an invisibility spell, then rush towards the enemy with a magic wand filled with 'sharpness', 'armor penetration', and 'splash'."

"As long as I can kill all those who stand in my way, it means no one has discovered me, and I have successfully infiltrated."

Sato Kazuma: "..."

My heart aches. It seems I've been screwed after all. Is it really that hard for Sato Kazuma to find two reliable teammates to help a newbie like me fly?!

Forget it, let’s practice.

Sato Kazuma, who had been tricked many times, quickly recovered from the blow. He led a new team to find a lone pink frog and prepared to use the frog as a sacrifice to learn about the abilities of his two new teammates, Grandpa Mo Yi and Kaguya.

After all, no matter how nice things sound, you still have to take them out for a run before you can see clearly whether they are cows or horses.

During this time, Grandpa Mo Yi, who was walking behind, came up to Kaguya and complained:

"So it's you, NEET-ji."

"Eh--"

Kaguya Houraiyama was not surprised. Considering that Grandpa Mo Yi had recognized so many people from the two-dimensional world before, it was very likely that the other party knew her.

She, Kaguya Houraisan, still has some reputation in the ACG world.

Even if an outdated car costs tens of thousands of yuan, it means that it was once prosperous and respectable!

And every year people say that he is angry about Che Wan, but every year there are corresponding works and music. Unlike those that were not well received a few years ago, such as LL Cult, Higurashi who is called a cicada, and Tsukihime, there is no mention of them now.

Only cars are said to be out of date year after year, but if someone mentions them, it means that some people still remember them.

"Are you also an admirer of this princess, Mo Yi?"

"You think too much."

Grandpa Mo Yi directly denied it:

"I just have a few curious questions."

"what?"

Kaguya giggled and said:

"Are you asking if I mind being drawn into various books?"

"You think too much—"

Grandpa Mo Yi complained:

"I don't think I've ever told you that I'm a book artist in real life, and I've drawn quite a few of your books. Do I have to cross the world and ask for other people's opinions before I draw your books? That's definitely impossible."

"So whether you mind being published or not, I don't care. I drew this by trying hard to imagine what you look like without clothes. Why do I need your consent?"

Kaguya of Mount Penglai: “…”

"You should be thankful that you met me. If it was Zi Ma, you'd better be careful that she would make you a criminal."

"Hmph, I'm really looking forward to it—"

Not long ago, Zi Ma was suppressed by Grandpa Mo Yi. Because of playing cards, she didn't play well with the other party before. It would be great if she could see him again in the game.

"But what I want to know most is, did you really cook offal soup after your fight with Fujiwara no Mokou? And what do you think about the fact that Fujiwara no Mokou likes Kamishizawa Kein instead of you?"

Chapter 595: Are you here to make fun of me?

"These are all written by those fan fiction authors!"

Facing Grandpa Mo Yi's false accusations, Penglaishan Huiye excitedly retorted:

"Although I occasionally go out and fight with turkeys, I always crush them. There's no way I could get hurt!"

"This princess has lived longer than him, and I gave him the ability to be immortal. No matter how you think about it, he can't beat me."

"So, this princess has never tasted the offal soup you mentioned!"

After explaining one question, the second question follows.

"As for the turkey, to this princess, it's just an interesting toy. Are you really going to be heartbroken because your Teddy Bear falls in love with the Pomeranian next door?"

"I don't know how much I hope he'll fall in love with someone else. After more than ten years, I'll have several new toys."

"This princess only likes paper figures, two-dimensional wives, you know what?! How could a three-dimensional character make this princess give up a bunch of two-dimensional wives? The sheer number of them is an absolute overpowering force, and they don't bother me. When this princess is not free, they just stay in their room obediently. Can anyone else do that?!"

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

Looking at Kaguya Houraiyama who was posing like Light Yagami, Grandpa Mo Yi couldn't help but agree. Being able to carve out a new path in Lily Village, Kaguya Houraiyama was indeed an extraordinary guy.

"Well, you have a point—"

Grandpa Mo Yi smiled and said maliciously:

"Actually, many people want to know. After taking the Penglai medicine, you have become immortal and your race has also become a Penglai person. So the question is, can you have children?"

"In many fan fiction works, you are unable to have children because of this reason, thus becoming a loser and losing your position as the main wife."

Kaguya of Mount Penglai: “…”

"Nonsense, I've never read such fan fiction!"

Grandpa Mo Yi said calmly:

"I wrote this. I'll send it to you when I have time."

Kaguya of Mount Penglai: “…”

"The industry is becoming worse and worse because of toxic writers like you!"

"Tell me quickly, who can compare to me?!"

"I don't believe there is anyone prettier than this princess!"

Grandpa Mo Yi just squinted his eyes comically and said with a smile:

"Sorry, your subscription has expired."

"The current industry has become the world of white-haired, red-eyed, fox-eared lolita."

Kaguya of Mount Penglai: “…”

"Blowing snow in white is evil! Absorbing fire in black is the right way!?"

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

It is rumored that there is a NEET girl who has been staying at home for hundreds of years in the Lost Forest of Gensokyo. It seems to be true. No matter what joke Grandpa Mo Yi says, the other party can pick up on it immediately. If you are not a senior 2D fan, you will never be able to do this.

While the two were complaining, Sato Kazuma had already found a lone frog and began to make tactical arrangements for everyone.

"Humph, a mere level 2 frog needs to be taken so seriously. Kazuma, you're really going backwards."

However, Aqua, who had long forgotten the pain of being swallowed by the giant frog, had no patience at all. After all, she had been in the other world for so long, and no matter how bad she was, she had leveled up. Facing the giant frog that once dominated her, she just stood there and the other party could not reduce her blood volume.

"Let this goddess take action and admire the grace of the goddess."

After saying that, he stood up and roared, swinging his slender fists.

"This is a blow delivered with the goddess' mercy. Feel this moment and then die, big frog!"

"This compassion will lead you to reincarnation in a better world."

After saying that, he punched the big frog's snow-white belly with great force.

However, Aqua forgot that she had become a level one weakling again. No, it should be said that she was a weakling before, but her basic attributes were still there. She was a weakling who could ignore the attacks of low-level monsters, but now she was a weakling who would break at the slightest touch.

"Goddess' mercy!"

"what?"

Aqua soon discovered that her fist hit the big frog's belly, but the frog didn't move at all. She looked at the health bar and saw that 1 point of health was deducted.

Fortunately, it turns out that the defense can still be broken, which is cause for celebration.

So, Aqua looked at the big frog looking down at her with a confused look on her face, and said in a flattering tone:

"This goddess is just joking with you. I'm going to give you a massage first."

"I'm leaving now—"

These giant frogs are just wild monsters in the game. Although they are no different from real creatures in the game world, they will react according to prescribed behaviors.

For example, at this moment, it was attacked and lost blood, so it was pulled to the hatred value by Aqua, and then it directly used the only two attack moves it knew on it, opening and closing its mouth and swallowing Aqua.

"Help, save me, Kazuma!"

Aqua skillfully called for help loudly in the big frog's warm and moist mouth.

"Aqua, you idiot, what are you doing again!"

This was not the first time that Aqua was vomited by the big frog. Sato Kazuma also changed from being at a loss the first time to being very calm now. With Aqua's cockroach-like vitality, she could struggle in the big frog's mouth for another half an hour before it was too late to save her.

"This familiar feeling, ah——"

Darkness, who was standing by, watched Aqua being swallowed by the big frog, and couldn't help but think of the good old days with Andan, the warmth, stickiness, and fishy smell in the frog's mouth, plus a little bit of suffocation.

How long has it been since their team level was raised and they haven't enjoyed this kind of beauty?

"Damn frogs, let me, the righteous female knight Darkness, punish you!"

After saying that, she rushed towards the big frog in the other direction with a blushing face, without even drawing the knight's sword.

"Darkness, you pervert, stop messing around!"

Sato Kazuma wanted to show off the new look of the team in front of his two new teammates, Grandpa Mo Yi and Penglaishan, but he never expected that these teammates would feel uncomfortable if they didn't commit suicide or betray him!

He wanted to call out to Darkness, but Darkness, who had already imagined the silky struggle in the big frog's mouth, was unlikely to listen and just continued to charge towards the other one with faith.

"Don't go, you pervert!"

"Ah ヽ(￣▽￣)?——"

Then, the female knight Darkness was swallowed by another frog as expected, and like Aqua, she was floating upside down in the air, with only her two legs shaking wildly in the air.

The difference was that Aqua was crying for help heart-wrenchingly, while Darkness kept making strange noises.

Sato Kazuma: "..."

This game is so hard to play!

"Humph--"

At this moment, Huihui, who had been holding her magic wand and striking a chuunibyou pose, finally couldn't help but take action. She threw out her cloak and shouted:

"It seems that I have no choice but to take action!"

"Let these foolish frogs experience the most powerful and ultimate magic—Explosion Magic!"

After saying that, he raised the magic circle in his hand, prepared to chant a spell, and used an explosive magic that could bomb the visible plain into a basin.

"Stop it!"

When Sato Kazuma heard his wife was about to have another attack, he immediately rushed to Huihui's side, held Huihui's head with one hand, and grabbed her wand with one hand, shouting:

"Meihui, you want to blow them up!"

"Now they are just weaklings at level one, they can't withstand the explosion magic!"

"Woo-"

Huihui seemed to want to say something, but Sato Kazuma was staring at her, so she could only lower her head and squat on the spot, becoming withdrawn.

"Just blow up those two thieving cats."

Well, this is the dubbing of Kaguya Houraisan in Grandpa Mo Yi's ear.