The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

"Cough-cough-"

At this time, Sato Kazuma took a look at Grandpa Mo Yi and Kaguya Houraisan who had not left yet, and he felt a little calmer. He was most afraid that the new opponents would turn around and leave as soon as they saw the behavior of these disappointing teammates, and then all his previous efforts would be in vain.

Sato Kazuma felt that he could still force an explanation:

"Actually, my teammates are quite good, they're just at a relatively low level. Once they reach a higher level, it will show."

"OK--"

When I watched the anime before, I thought Aqua and Darkness’s cheating behavior was very funny, but after seeing the real version of the two of them committing suicide, Mo Yi couldn’t help laughing.

Looking at Sato Kazuma's humble and pleading eyes, Grandpa Mo Yi felt that he seemed a little unkind. The other party was already so miserable, yet he was still laughing out loud.

"give it to me."

After saying that, Mo Yi took out his bound exclusive equipment, the Spear of Alaya, and rushed towards the big frog that was digesting Aqua.

Sato Kazuma: "..."

Sword Master, where is your sword?

Forget it, the other party has already made a move anyway, let’s see if the other party is really awesome before complaining.

"Take my 'Heaven Collapse and Earth Shattering' move!"

Grandpa Mo Yi, who was about to rush to the big frog, jumped up with force, used the Spear of Alaya in his hand as a big sword, and jumped and chopped at the position where the frog was.

After a loud bang, the scene became extremely bloody.

Although Mo Yi was only a first-level scumbag, with the Spear of Alaya, Mo Yi could automatically cancel the corresponding magician skills when he reached the corresponding level. Obviously, this jump slash was combined with the most basic magic of the battle mage, "sharpness". The Alaya Spear in his hand suddenly turned into a sharp long sword. The big frog, which had no special features except its size, was no different from a frog on a chopping board under the jump slash of the Spear of Alaya. One spear would cut it in half.

"Oh my god, this... this is really a big shot!"

Sato Kazuma was also shocked by Mo Yi's decisive jump and slash. Having been an adventurer for so long and even died several times, Sato Kazuma naturally would not be unable to accept the bloody scene of a frog being split in half.

"No, Aqua is still there!"

Sato Kazuma couldn't tell whether the sword master's sword strike just now hit Aqua in the big frog's belly, because the sword light was too beautiful and he didn't notice it at all.

You know, this game doesn't have a setting that ignores teammates' damage!

Although Aqua is a big bummer, after getting along for a long time, even a pet will develop feelings. Not to mention that Aqua is the only person who has accompanied Sato Kazuma to the new world from the beginning, there is still affection, just like the affection between an old couple.

"Aqua, you died tragically!"

Sato Kazuma, who was very worried, soon saw a red-stained object among the frog's remains, trembling on the ground. Well, this time he didn't have to worry anymore, and he quickly shouted:

"I'll help you sell the wine you hid, so go ahead and don't worry."

"go to hell!"

Hearing that Sato Kazuma was coveting her, Aqua suddenly woke up from her dizzy state and rushed towards Sato Kazuma with a strange sound of slime.

"Hey, what do you want to do?"

Sato Kazuma was very proud when he saw Aqua jumping up. He thought to himself, "Let's see if you dare to disobey orders and commit suicide again." But when he saw the stinking Aqua running towards him, he immediately felt something was wrong and shouted:

"Don't come over here!"

"Hurry up and wash me with your power before you come over, you bastard Aqua!"

"hehe--"

Aqua didn't think of this at first. After being reminded by Sato and Shinichi, she remembered that she was now a biological bomb. She immediately laughed triumphantly, quickened her pace, and vowed not to stop until she hugged the other person and made the other person feel the same pain as herself!

“Accept this goddess’ divine punishment, foolish Kazuma!”

Sato Kazuma: "..."

Grandpa Mo Yi was in no mood to pay attention to their farce, because after he slapped a big frog to death, he dodged before the blood of the big frog splashed out, and ran towards the big frog that swallowed Darkness. He stabbed the big frog's belly with the Alaya spear in his hand. After the stab, he couldn't turn the frog up, and threw it to the ground with his back!

As for whether Darkness would be affected, Mo Yi was not worried at all. For this female knight who had put all her skill points into defense, such a dizzying collision might bring her a new wave of pleasure.

The big frog was thrown to the ground. After its feet twitched for a while, it stopped moving and died.

"Stop licking me, you filthy frog! Don't think Paladin Darkness will succumb so easily to your big mouth!"

"If you want me to surrender, it has to be at least ten times more intense, ahhh——"

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

Even Grandpa Mo Yi, the book artist, was embarrassed by Darkness's weird lines and screams.

The frog was already dead, and Darkness could easily struggle out now, but the other party was still immersed in the interesting game, kicking its feet around and struggling hard.

"Hmph, don't think you can fool me by pretending to be dead? You are too naive to just place something there..."

Grandpa Mo Yi couldn't bear to listen any longer, so he reached out and dragged the blonde female knight, who was battling wits and courage with the dead frog, out of the frog's big mouth.

When I uploaded it, it showed that sixty-four (Arabic numerals) was a sensitive word. However, I seemed to have checked it several times and found that Arabic numerals were not used at all. How could there be a sensitive word? Then I was put in the small black room...

Chapter 596: Darkness has a heat stroke, don't worry about her

"Don't stop!"

The blonde female knight Darkness, who was dragged out, was covered in saliva from the frog's mouth. Fortunately, her feet were always exposed, otherwise Mo Yi would have no idea where to start and wouldn't know where to grab her to pull her out.

Although Grandpa Mo Yi is not a mysophobia, this is no longer a problem of mysophobia, but a dirty thing that even a normal person cannot tolerate.

That’s right, I’m talking about you, Darkness.

Seeing that the other party was about to express his strange fantasy, Grandpa Mo Yi quickly stopped him and said:

"Darkness, you're fine now. The frog is dead."

"what?"

After hearing Mo Yi's words, Darkness opened her eyes and found Mo Yi standing there, looking down at her with contempt. She suddenly felt happy.

Oh no, my true identity has been discovered again. The other person must despise me.

How to do?

But I just can't control myself!

Darkness, her face flushed red, stood up in a second, regaining her previous serious yet somewhat cold expression as a female knight, and thanked her very carefully:

"Thank you very much, Mo Yi. You are indeed a powerful swordsman."

"Even though I was in deep trouble just now, I could still feel the sword intent emanating from you. It's a pity that I didn't have the chance to see it with my own eyes."

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

What I used just now was the Spear of Alaya, which is a magic staff, and it is not used for slashing, but for stabbing. How did you feel my sword intent?

If Darkness wasn't covered in strange transparent mucus, her appearance might have fooled many unsuspecting passersby.

Looking at the big frog that was motionless beside her, a sigh flashed in the depths of Darkness's eyes, which naturally could not be hidden from Mo Yi's eyes.

"My long-term victories made me careless. I almost lost to a novice monster like this."

Whenever possible, Darkness will try her best to maintain her image as a righteous female knight.

However, Grandpa Mo Yi already knew the other party's true identity.

You are not careless at all, you are doing this on purpose, you pervert!

Three minutes later, Aqua and the others, who had finally finished their fight, gathered together to prepare for their first combat experience summary meeting.

As for the strange liquid on Aqua and Darkness's bodies, Mo Yi used the water purification technique and cleaning technique to perfectly solve it.

Mo Yi had automatically learned these lowest-level magician skills with little combat effectiveness when he bound the Spear of Alaya.

And Sato Kazuma also always accepted that Mo Yi was a sword master who liked to fight with guns and was good at magic.

No matter that the painting style is wrong, none of Sato Kazuma's teammates have a normal painting style. There is a useless goddess who only wants to pit the opponent, a loli mage who will definitely fall down after one attack regardless of whether the opponent falls down or not, and a masochistic paranoid female knight who only focuses on defense.

Now there seems to be nothing wrong with having another sword master who is not doing his job.

Most importantly, this Sword Saint seems incredibly reliable. He can fight and deal damage, and he also knows how to use magic to assist. He's a typical master of both magic and martial arts. With such a strong opponent, how could he not take off?!

Of course, Kaguya Houraisan brought by Grandpa Mo Yi has not made a move yet, and Sato Kazuma does not dare to underestimate the other party. Can the person who can team up with the big boss be bad?

In fact, among the 300 heroes, Kaguya's ability is indeed not bad. Although most of her strength has been reduced, she has the ability to resurrect on the spot, time-based abilities, and various spells. Once she gets serious, she can wipe out a weird team like Sato Kazuma by herself.

"Cough-cough-"

Sato Kazuma was embarrassed and started talking nonsense seriously:

"Aqua and Darkness were great baits just now, but the most important thing is the Sword Saint's output, which was absolutely ruthless."

"I think if we work harder and cooperate well, we can reach level five today. These frogs also drop a lot of useful items. Collect them and exchange them for a lot of gold coins in the living area."

"Master Sword Saint, do you have anything to add?"

Seeing Sato Kazuma's servile look, Grandpa Mo Yi felt sorry for him. As a smart protagonist, he was really wronged by living in such a silly world.

After all, in the world of sand sculpture, wisdom is the most useless thing, because the last thing the sand sculpture world cares about is logic.

"nothing--"

Grandpa Mo Yi shook his head. Although he felt distressed, Aqua and Darkness had indeed brought Mo Yi a lot of happiness just now.

It turns out that happiness is built on the suffering of others.

"Kaguya and I will lead the attack later, and you guys will assist from behind and just pick up the spoils."

"OK--"

When Sato Kazuma heard what Grandpa Mo Yi said, he immediately calmed down. He was most afraid that Grandpa Mo Yi would not play with these idiots.

There is nothing better than picking up the spoils from behind.

"How can this be done!"

Darkness, the righteous female knight who always rushes in the front to absorb damage for your opponent, can no longer agree to this. As a paladin, how can she watch her opponent charge in the front while she sits back and enjoys the success!

Ahem, actually I just want to be beaten madly by the frog again.

"As a Paladin, I absolutely cannot look at my teammates—"

However, when she was halfway through her words, Sato Kazuma appeared behind her, covered her mouth with one hand, and whispered a threat in her ear:

"If you keep talking, I'll tell your real name to the new teammates, Lalatina."

"what--"

Darkness softened immediately after hearing Sato Kazuma's threat.

Lalatina is Darkness's real name. Because this name is too feminine, she feels ashamed whenever someone calls her by it. That's why she uses a pseudonym like Darkness when traveling.

what?

In Darkness's mind, she had long considered Sato Kazuma to be an extremely perverted and devilish man, and the man who best matched her ideal of choosing a partner.

"He can't be too good-looking, and he can be either too thin or too fat. It's best if he's devotedly attracted to me but weak-willed, and becomes aroused by any other woman's advances. He must be in heat year-round, and look very lustful. It would be best if he's the kind of loser who despises the hardships of life and just wants to get by as easily as possible, and it's even better if he's in debt! Furthermore, he should drink all day instead of working, constantly complaining about things like 'It's society's fault that I've accomplished nothing,' then throw an empty bottle at me and say, 'Hey, Darkness, use that slutty body of yours to make some money!'" Such a useless man.

That’s right, this is the view of Darkness, the eldest daughter of the Duke’s family, on choosing a spouse.

If Mo Yi had just traveled through time and the world he traveled to happened to be "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World", then Darkness would definitely be his first target for a spouse. She's living off someone she can rely on for her own benefit, so why wouldn't he feel embarrassed to eat her food?

It is very difficult to win the favor of Darkness, especially for a man as outstanding as Mo Yi who can't help but strive for progress.

At this moment, Darkness, who was threatened by Sato Kazuma who was holding her mouth, automatically had an R-rated novel of more than 10,000 words emerge in her mind, and her pretty face turned red. If Sato Kazuma hadn't covered her mouth, she would have definitely made strange noises.

"I think the Sword Saint's arrangement is very reasonable—"

Sato Kazuma nodded and said:

"Our team has too many supports. Before their levels are up, their usefulness is really limited. Fortunately, we have Sword Saint."

Grandpa Mo Yi: “…”

Although the other party's licking was a bit excessive, and Grandpa Mo Yi knew that the other party was just trying to please him, he still felt very happy. After all, he was used to being a low-key boss, and it felt good to be a king with his own aura occasionally.

only--

Grandpa Mo Yi pointed at Darkness, who had half rolled her eyes and drooled from the corners of her mouth, and complained:

"If you keep covering it like this, Darkness might suffocate."

"Cough-cough-"