The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

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After being exposed, Eriri blushed and bared her canine teeth as she shouted:

"You idiot, hurry up and read the BL novel. This is a place for young people, why are you, an old man, interfering?!"

“Woo woo (┭┮﹏┭┮)——”

Sayuri Sawamura showed a sad expression, tears streaming down her face, and sighed:

"I never thought that after raising you with all my hard work, you'd already despise me before you even get married—"

Mo Yi: “…”

Eriri, why can't you learn your mother's acting skills like an emperor?

Don't even mention learning it all, just learn half of it, and when you and Kasumigaoka Utaha are arguing, you won't be teased by the other party about ending the war with wailing.

You know, a scheming person overcomes a tsundere person, and nature overcomes a scheming person.

As a book artist, it is naturally impossible for you to do that. You'd better learn to be cunning.

There is no future for being a tsundere. After all, the person dubbing you is not Kugimiya, and you are not the official heroine. If you continue to be a tsundere, you will only end up dead!

"what--"

Eriri exploded on the spot after being teased by Sayuri Sawamura. She quickly stood up, pushed Sayuri Sawamura out, and shouted;

"Read your BL book carefully, Sayuri!"

Mo Yi: “…”

Well, Mo Yi finally grasped the key point - BL!

It’s so snappy, so snappy!

It turns out that Eriri's becoming a comic book artist was not entirely due to personal reasons, but a good family upbringing was also a very important factor.

I just didn't expect that Yuriko Sawamura, who looks like a Yamato Nadeshiko, is actually a BL fan.

I don’t know if Eriri’s father can withstand such a fuckable creature like a fujoshi. After all, if you can’t satisfy her, she will satisfy you.

Chapter 104: I'll use my feet to keep you from leaving this door

"Why are you looking at me strangely, Senior Mo Yi?"

After Ying Lili drove the other party away with punches and kicks, she found that Mo Yi was looking at her with a ghostly look.

Could it be that the other party was dissatisfied with his previous behavior towards Sayuri?

After all, in District 11, many people still pay attention to the hierarchical relationships within the family and are very polite in their words and actions.

Could it be that Mo Yi is the heir to the dregs of feudal ideology?

"Eri, I have a bold question for you, but it's okay if you don't want to answer."

As Mo Yi spoke, he quietly moved away from Ying Lili, as if there was something dirty on her.

Yinglili: "···"

Ying Lili originally wanted to say, since you know it’s bold, then don’t say it out loud!

But seeing that Mo Yi had a faint smile on his face, but kept moving away from his behavior, he had to force himself to be kind and said:

"It's okay, just ask."

"Eri, are you a fujoshi who likes to read BL novels?"

Mo Yifeng said calmly:

"If that's the case, it's better for us to keep a proper distance. I actually have a terminal illness called rotten girl phobia. If I become close friends with a rotten girl, I will die of heart failure within 72 hours."

"Of course, I don't despise your hobby. You're a good person, but we're just not suitable for each other."

"Baga♂——"

Ying Lili was shocked by Mo Yifeng's calm words. She didn't expect that he would actually suspect her of being a horrible creature like a rotten girl just because of Sayuri's hobby. She was silent for ten seconds, then explained with a blushing face:

"I'm not some perverted fujoshi who likes to read BL books!"

"What do you mean by keeping a proper distance? We haven't even gotten close, okay!"

"Besides, there's no such thing as a nameless, incurable disease like fujoshiphobia in this world!"

"Also, why would you, Master Yakumo, be suffering from such a bizarre and terminal illness—"

"Ahem, you have big breasts, so you have the final say!"

Seeing Ying Lili so excited, Mo Yi knew that the joke had gone too far, so he could only make some witty remarks to lighten the mood.

"hehe--"

Eriri lowered her head and found that her vision of the ground was still clear and unobstructed. She felt that she had suffered the greatest insult to a woman, so she lowered her head and sneered:

"You guys are a bunch of shallow animals who judge women's worth based on useless fat—"

"Suffer to death!"

After saying that, she rushed to Mo Yi, swung her twin ponytails, and used her most proud Starburst Healing Slash.

Mo Yi: “…”

I'm sorry, I always use this sentence to complain about Shiyu-chan. It always works, but it's not based on reality. This sentence is not suitable for you.

In fact, I really haven't thought about this. In fact, small is not bad. From a big perspective, it saves fabric for the country. From a small perspective, when escaping from an earthquake, the burden will be smaller and you can run faster.

Moreover, some people say that girls with small breasts have a longer average life expectancy than those with large breasts, and the life expectancy increases linearly.

So, Eriri, you're awesome, and there's a good chance you'll outlast most of the girls you know.

However, seeing Eriri Ishiroshi's look, Mo Yi knew that the military advisor's advice would not be listened to at this moment.

There are only two ways to calm Eriri down at this moment: one is to move, the other is to be still.

The method is to take the initiative and press the other party onto the dining table. First, give her a wicked smile and say "Woman, you are too proud". Then, ignoring the other party's constant counterattacks, forcefully clap your hands. After clapping the other party to exhaustion, the crisis is naturally resolved.

However, before using this move, make sure you have enough MP. Otherwise, not only will the opponent continue to attack you, but you will also be labeled as "waste" or "trash" and you will never be able to hold your head up again in your life.

Even though Mo Yi had experienced a brutal battle today, he still had some confidence in a mere Ying Lili.

However, I, Mo, am not such a nameless person, so I have to use a method called "quiet", that is, to be as still as a mountain, cooperate with the other party in acting, let the other party vent his anger, and naturally solve the problem.

Facing Eriri's Starburst Healing Slash, Mo Yi used the long-lost Perfectly Free and Easy Technique. The opponent's twin tails seemed to hit Mo Yi's cheek every time, but in fact, he always kept a distance of 0.1 mm from the opponent's twin tails.

That’s right, Mo Yi just kept shaking his head, just acting.

However, Ying Lili did not seem to stop because of Mo Yi's wailing, and said loudly:

"How could such exaggerated acting skills fool me!"

"How can you be so strong? How can you be hurt by my twintails?"

"Hmph, don't think I'll be grateful just because you're being so gentle to me."

"Even if you've saved me, hugged me, and even knew what color I was wearing today, I wouldn't get even one centimeter closer to you."

"I'm so angry! You said we're not suitable. I never said we're suitable!"

"The most important thing is, what's wrong with having flat chests? Do you look down on me? Even if I have flat chests, I can still use my pen to make you bastards pay for social security. Believe it or not, I can use my feet to make sure you can't even leave this door!"

Mo Yi: “…”

Girl, you seem to have revealed something terrible.

It's just a joke, why be so exaggerated? Next time, I will make such a joke when I am about to say goodbye to you, so that you can only watch me laugh and leave with gritted teeth.

Chase me?

Eriri, you can't outrun me!

"boom--"

The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground interrupted the girl's attack.

Eriri turned around mechanically and saw Sawamura Yuriko, with a happy smile on her face, falling out from a corner and saying:

"Oh, I'm just passing by and I didn't mean to disturb you."

"Don't mind, you guys continue, I'll watch for a while and then leave."

“Ah♂!”

Eriri realized that she had said a lot of strange things and her mother had heard her. She burst into tears and said:

"Sayuri, this is shameful peeping. You said you were just passing by, who do you think you can fool?"

After saying that, he rushed over and pushed Sayuri out with a reluctant look on her face.

Watching Eriri and her mother interacting like this, a long-lost feeling of warmth, which I thought was about to disappear, emerged in my heart.

"I didn't expect that I, Mo Yi, would envy others."

Mo Yi smiled and said to himself:

“This is probably what motherly love is.”

"Eri, you're such a happy guy!"

At this time, Mo Yi remembered that he had not eaten yet. The noodles in front of him seemed very good, so he picked up the chopsticks, picked up a bite and put it in his mouth.

"do not eat!"

Ying Lili, who had chased Sayuri away, came in and saw Mo Yi preparing to eat noodles. She shouted to stop him:

"This noodle is inedible!"

Chapter 105: Unlicensed Knight Eriri, here I come!

"can not eat?"

Upon hearing this, Mo Yi took a decisive bite and found that it tasted very good. Although it was not as good as his sister's, it had already reached the level of a chef's heart and was enough to become the head chef of any restaurant.

"It's so fragrant!"

With the help of his tongue, he could easily tell that there were no strange drugs added to it, such as additives, computer accessories, and knockout drugs.

"what?"

Ying Lili saw Mo Yi saying "It smells so good" as if nothing was wrong, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with it, such as making strange "ah♂" sounds, gasping for breath, clothes bursting, saying incomprehensible lines or simply fainting with a blushing face.

Ying Lili looked at Mo Yi in disbelief and asked in surprise:

"You don't see any problem here?"

This is unscientific!

Yuriko Sawamura is an outstanding graduate of Totsuki Academy. She is known as the pharmacist of the culinary world. One of her favorite things to do is to put drugs in her own food. If she has not been eating drugs since she was a child and has full resistance to poison, ordinary people who eat her food will suffer from shortness of breath at best, and may even faint from exhaustion due to fantasy.

Could it be that she has her period today, so she doesn't have the mood or energy to take the medicine?

Well, that's probably the only explanation.

"No problem—"

Mo Yi glanced at the udon noodles in his hand and couldn't help but wonder, is there really something wrong with this noodles?

So I picked up a few more bites and started eating happily. Let me, Master Yakumo, try the poison on myself!

I just don't believe there is anyone in this world who can drug me.

So, under Ying Lili's incredulous gaze, Mo Yi finished a big bowl of noodles in half a minute.

"Eri, this side is really fine—"

After Mo Yi finished drinking the soup, he sighed:

"I haven't had lunch or dinner yet today, which is really satisfying."

"Well, if there's anything wrong, it's probably that this bowl of noodles is filled with the flavor of spring and mother's warmth."

Yinglili: "···"