"Ah♂"

"It's so delicious! It's ten times the usual dose. I almost couldn't hold it after just one bite."

"The feeling of being wrapped in the sticky noodles without missing any angle is so comfortable!"

"No, I can't take it anymore, no!"

Mo Yi: “…”

Mo Yi didn't know how to complain when he saw Ying Lili, who was panting, her face flushed, and couldn't stop eating. She kept saying with a strange expression that she couldn't stand it anymore, and finished the whole bowl of noodles at a speed second only to Mo Yi.

Ying Lili, you owe this bowl of noodles a "so delicious"!

I've already told you that it's full of the flavor of spring. Since you don't have strong drug resistance, why do you test the poison on yourself?

Isn’t the so-called taste of spring just that - spring is here and it’s the breeding season for animals?

“Wuwu (┭┮﹏┭┮), I can’t do it anymore——”

After finishing the noodles that her mother had carefully prepared, Ying Lili collapsed on the dining table, covered in sweat. She was mumbling something and was obviously half-conscious.

It seems that I overestimated Eriri's drug resistance. I thought she should be able to withstand it since she eats Sawamura Yuriko's food every day, but I didn't expect her to be knocked out by the drug so easily.

It seems that she is still immersed in the fantasy of spring and cannot extricate herself.

That's right. After all, I have also experienced my sister's bombardment of drugged food for many years. Not everyone can compare to her.

"oops--"

At this time, Sayuri Sawamura passed by the living room again with a happy and surprised smile on her face and said:

"That unfortunate child, Eriri, was so tired that she fell asleep right at the dinner table.

With your acting skills, if I hadn't seen the truth with my own eyes, I would really believe you, Eriri's mother.

"I was hoping to see Mo Yijun's genuine emotions after he finished eating my food, to show me how well you and Ying Lili have mastered the art of communication. I didn't expect Mo Yijun to be such a pro at this."

Sayuri Sawamura pouted and said unhappily:

"In that case, I'll have to ask Master Yakumo to take Eriri back to her room. Here's the map—"

"Then I can go ahead and get a facial mask. You know, if you don't take care of yourself, women will age quickly."

She stuffed a piece of paper into Mo Yi's hand and skipped away.

Mo Yi: “…”

What an expert you are! It sounds like I often drug people. Am I the man who would use such dirty methods?

It was clearly because I took too many medicines that I maxed out my drug resistance.

Besides, are you so confident in handing your daughter over to a strange boy?

Although I have been discovered by you, saved your daughter, hugged your daughter, and even know what color your daughter is wearing today, this is not the reason why you are so confident in your drug-addicted daughter. I can be attacked at any time!

In ten months, you will become a grandmother!

If you have the guts, give me another dozen of a mother-in-law like you!

After complaining, Mo Yi also remembered where he had seen the other person.

The other party was obviously one of the disciples of the grandfather who adopted him. He had seen her several times before, but it had been too long and he only remembered her now.

I guess the other party recognized me, so he let me take Eriri back to her room.

"What the hell is this?"

After Mo Yi opened the paper, he discovered that Sayuri Sawamura was actually the legendary soul painter. Who could understand this stick figure style of painting?

You are clearly trying to embarrass me, Gouda Takeshi——

"Eri, let me take you back to your room to sleep."

Mo Yi put the note into his pocket speechlessly. Fortunately, this master has the Clairvoyance EX, so getting lost is impossible.

"I want--"

Ying Lili, who was helped up by Mo Yi, half opened her eyes and muttered some strange words -

"Justice Huangman teacher, the unlicensed knight Eriri, here I come!"

"Drawing book, a dead end?"

"No one reads my book, I know all this—"

"No one has any expectations of me—"

"No one pays attention to authors like me—"

"I know that kind of thing better than anyone else!"

"but--"

"But this isn't a question of whether or not there are readers—"

"because--"

“I do it because I like it!”

Well, after hearing Ying Lili read these lines in his ears along the way, Mo Yi could probably restore the story in Ying Lili's dream.

When facing a little monster that is constantly wreaking havoc, our Ultraman Eriri, although knowing that she is not strong enough, still stands up and fights a desperate battle with the little monster.

Facing a powerful opponent, what supports Eriri to persevere is the hero's belief——

It’s not a question of whether I can win, but I must stand here and fight you!

Because, I am Huang Man teacher!

Ahem, after Mo Yi thought about it, he found that this story is quite inspiring.

This guy, Eriri, is unexpectedly cute when he falls asleep——

Mo Yi, who was hugging the other person on the way back to the room, looked at the other person's face with little tiger teeth showing, and said these handsome lines in a firm tone, and said to himself with a smile.

Chapter 106: Philosophy♂, it’s impossible to study philosophy in this life!

"The expected chaos—"

Mo Yi looked at Ying Lili's room with amusement. The drawings scattered all over the floor revealed Ying Lili's frustration when she was rushing to finish the drawings.

"I've known for a long time that most girls have a golden glow all over their bodies when they go out, and when they get home, their rooms are often even messier than boys'."

Therefore, when Mo Yi saw Eriri's room, he was not surprised. Eriri was a normal and ordinary girl, unlike those girls who acted like goddesses or young ladies all day long.

After all, no matter how perfect your POS is, and no matter how noble and generous it is even when you go home alone, as long as you are a human being, you still have to eat, poop and sleep, right?

That's right, this is what people call "pretending to escape". If you marry a girl like this, your life will probably be over, because you are marrying a big boss, and if you don't serve her well, she will cry for you at any time!

Sibo is a jungler. If you don’t give, you’ll give. He is so annoying and difficult to please.

After carrying the still dreaming Ying Lili to the bed and covering her with a quilt, Mo Yi tiptoed out of the room.

"Oh, Mo Yijun, are you still capable? This is such a good opportunity. Even if you don't follow the flow and do whatever you want, you should at least appreciate the girl's room and find some of Ying Lili's underwear to smell and even take one or two back as souvenirs."

Sayuri Sawamura outside the door teased:

"After all, with Ying Lili's personality, let alone missing one or two pieces of underwear, even if Mo Yijun had sex with her to her heart's content, as long as she did a little work afterward, she would just think she had a stomachache."

"Aunt Sawamura, is Eriri really your biological daughter?"

Mo Yi looked speechlessly at Sayuri Sawamura who was using two tree branches to shield herself all the way, making herself look like a moving potted plant, and complained:

"If Eriri knew you said something like that, she would really cry in the bathroom."

"Isn't that fun?"

Sayuri Sawamura suddenly became serious, staring at Mo Yi and said:

"Mo Yijun, you have changed. You were not like this before—"

"You used to call me Sister Sayuri, why are you so dishonest now, lying with your eyes open and calling me Auntie?"

"Thinking back to the time when I lifted you up high, you were so adorable back then!"

Mo Yi: “…”

Are you going to expose your dark history just because of a disagreement?

You are a rich girl who has chosen the wrong career. You clearly have the talent of a chemist, but why do you want to learn cooking? Do you know that this will cause the people of District 11 to lose a chemist who can win the Nobel Prize?

I don't object to you wanting to be the King of Medicine in the culinary world, but you always feed me those weird things. What's the meaning of that?

Seeing Erina almost crying, I don’t know how much of your carefully prepared food I ate for her.

Thinking about it now, I am moved to tears!

What's even more outrageous is that not only can you make unlimited medicine yourself, but why do you also have to teach Erina such a terrifying skill? The first time I ate the medicinal food made by Erina, I almost got drugged.

Do you know that I was still a child at that time and couldn't stand the torture!

As he thought about it, all the evil deeds of the other party emerged in Mo Yi's mind one by one.

I thought she would become more normal after getting married, but it seems her dark side and love of drugging have not diminished at all. After all, she is a fujoshi who won't even let her own daughter go!

"Sister Sayuri, you're still as charming as ever!"

Faced with such a shameless rotten girl, Mo Yi could only smile kindly and said:

"No wonder I always felt that Eriri looked familiar. It turns out she is your daughter!"

"It's really a fate!"

"But it's getting late. I'd better go home first, Sayuri-sister."

After saying that, he wanted to slip away, but no matter what he did, he couldn't break through the opponent's obstruction.

"Heh heh o ( ̄ヘ ̄o#), no way."

Sayuri Sawamura smiled happily and said:

"Mo Yijun, there's no need to be afraid."

"As long as I give Erina a call, everything will be fine."

"Do not--"

Mo Yi helplessly looked at the other person's chest, which was slightly larger than Ying Lili's, and couldn't help but complain:

"I think this is a big problem. Erina will definitely be here in twenty minutes."

“Hehehe——”

After hearing Mo Yi's complaints, Sayuri Sawamura continued to smile happily:

"It seems that the relationship between Mo Yijun and Erina is still so enviable."

"Looks like the next time I see you, teacher, I can bring up your marriage with Eriri."

Mo Yi: “…”

Oh my god, your train of thought is so unconventional. I can't even follow you, Aunt Sayuri.

"Sayuri-san, aren't you afraid that Eriri will be torn off by Erina's hands?"

"I've lost count of how many fiancées the old man found for me have given up on treatment because of Erina."

"A real man, Moe Dano——"

Sayuri Sawamura gave Mo Yishen a thumbs up and said:

"As long as Mo Yijun and Eriri bring a grandson back to see the teacher, even Erina will have to kneel down and sing "Conquer"."

"Could it be that Mo Yijun, who has already entered Ying Lili's room, is an irresponsible otaku?"

"What if that unfortunate child Eriri gets pregnant?"

"No way!"

Mo Yi couldn't help but complain:

"I just carried her into the room, we didn't even kiss, how could she be pregnant?"

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