If I hadn't seen that he was the only friend in the class, and didn't want to hurt his young heart, Mo Yi would have turned around and shouted:

"Stop it, Shiyu, your black silk and mountain peaks are affecting my studies!"

"You've become more capable, Mo Yijun——"

Mo Yi ignored the other party's harassment and finally failed regretfully.

Because after discovering that both the ballpoint pen attack and the summoning had failed, Kasumigaoka Utaha stretched out her right hand, grabbed Mo Yi's right ear, and pulled him around.

"Now you've learned to ignore me, the desk mate who takes care of you every day!"

Before Mo Yi gave in, he exchanged glances with Jing Keai in the air, a collision of hearts and minds—

Mo Yi's tone conveyed to the other person was probably, "Jing Keai, someone is stopping me from studying hard and making progress every day, and you just don't care? Where is your passionate heart as a teacher?"

And Jing Keai glanced at it with contempt in an instant and said -

Get lost! How dare you show off your affection in front of an older, unmarried woman like me? Believe it or not, I'm going to use the chalk in my hand to perform the Thirteen Crape Myrtle Needles technique, which was created by Rong Mama by Daming Lake, and poke you to death with all those dogs who show off their affection every day.

"(ˉ▽ ̄~)Cut~~"

When Jing'ai saw Mo Yi's ears being pulled and he turned away, she shifted her gaze unhappily and looked at the moldy Hikigaya Hachiman, and found that the world had finally become a little clearer.

Since I can't beat all the loving dogs in the world, can't I just not watch it?

Mo Yi didn't have time to care what Jing Keai was thinking, because he was about to have his usual nonsense conversation with the girl sitting behind him, Kasumigaoka Shiyu.

"Teacher Kasumi Shiko, what advice do you have for me?"

After Mo Yi turned around, the expression on his face instantly changed to one of surprise and flattery, and he asked in confusion:

"Did you call me just now?"

"I'm sorry, I was so engrossed in my studies that I didn't notice the voice of my dear classmate Shiyu."

"Also, can you please let go of my ears? This is my future wife's patent. Thank you."

"Heheo(* ̄︶ ̄*)o"

Kasumigaoka Shiina looked at Mo Yi's frantic acting with amusement, squinted at him with sleepy eyes, and complained:

"What if I just don't want to let go?"

"Doesn't Mo Yijun always take advantage of girls' rebelliousness? When others choose not to let go like me, he says, 'Woman, can I assume that you want to be my future wife?'"

Having said that, Kasumigaoka Shiyu came close to Mo Yi and said distressedly:

"If you really want to trick me like this, Master Yakumo, I have to say that you have successfully deceived the heart of a pure and ignorant girl again."

Mo Yi: “…”

You have figured out my tricks, and yet you still tell me that you are an ignorant girl. You are insulting the word purity, Teacher Wu Shizi.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand a word of it, Shiyu-san."

Mo Yi twisted his ear slightly to free it from the other party's vicious hand and asked:

"Why don't you get some more sleep?"

"Looking at you like this, you must have practiced Taoism late last night."

"Humph--"

After discovering that the other party had once again freed her ears in a way she couldn't understand, Kasumigaoka Utaha snorted in dissatisfaction, then turned serious and said:

"I was reading a novel at Yakumo's house last night. I read all night long."

Mo Yi: “…”

Teacher Wu Shizi is indeed different from other girls. In Mo Yi's mind, many girls he knows have been to Yakumo House, but they would never admit it, even if the evidence is in front of them.

Only Kasumigaoka Utaha, who is obviously just a high school student but whose figure and style are comparable to those of female college students, would admit it directly in front of the boys.

It was as natural as talking about what you had for dinner last night.

You are you, a different kind of firework. In this regard, classmate Shiyu, your light is the brightest North Star in the starry sky.

"I admire you, I admire you—"

Even Mo Yi couldn't help but admit it:

"I didn't expect Teacher Xia Shizi to stay up all night and study until dawn. This eagerness to learn is something that even I, Mo, have to admire!"

Looking at the guy in front of her who was talking nonsense again and saying some weird things, Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't help laughing and complained:

"Poor Mo Yijun, he's probably thinking—

In a dark room, I placed one hand on the mouse, looking at some indescribable images on the computer screen, while the other hand kept generating electricity on the chair.

At this point, Kasumigaoka Shiyu shifted her gaze from Mo Yi's face to the direction of Mo Yi's chair with amusement and asked:

"Mo Yijun, who has always been able to sleep only by relying on self-generation, could it be that the above fantasy has aroused him now?"

Mo Yi: “…”

How do you know the image that just flashed through your mind? Could it be that Shiyu is the most hidden boss, and even the strength of this demon god cannot stop your mind reading?

It’s so fuckable, it’s so fuckable!

But I cannot agree with what you said!

I've been through the self-generating phase since my last life, and I don't get excited by fleeting flashes of inspiration or fantasy.

If I were such an easily excited man, wouldn't I have died of exhaustion while drawing the book?

Chapter 133: Mo Yi defamed someone’s innocence out of thin air

"Teacher Kasumi Shiko, why do I feel that your gaze right now is obscene?"

Facing the foul language attack from Kasumigaoka Utaha, Mo Yi naturally couldn't passively defend himself. He glared at her fiercely and complained:

"Besides, I'm very cold right now, so Teacher Kasumi Shiko doesn't need to see me anymore."

“That’s hard to say—”

Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked meaningfully at Mo Yi's feet that were pressed together and said:

"I heard that experienced boys are very good at using the movements of their legs to force themselves to calm down."

Mo Yi: “…”

I lost!

I didn't expect that I, who possessed the power of Master Yakumo, would lose in the contest of dirty power to a teacher named Shizi who wrote campus youth love stories.

I have heard for a long time that people who write romance novels have never been in love, so they can fantasize about the most perfect and sweet love; people who write detective stories have never committed a murder in a locked room, so they can write a case with ups and downs like a puzzle.

According to this theory, the people who draw the books should be the purest, because they have the original beauty in their hearts, which is why they can describe sports such as running and gymnastics as so sacred, wonderful and gripping.

From this we can see that in terms of the power of filth, the pure Master Yakumo is not as good as the dirty teacher Shizi who writes youth love stories. It is easy to understand. After all, the real filth is hidden deep in the heart. Isn’t the initial impulse and final goal of the so-called love filthy?

It's just that the artist of the book is straightforward and expresses it directly, while the writer of youth romance novels uses various subtle ways to tell a story in which a man and a woman constantly compete with each other in order to achieve the purpose of debauchery, and finally succeed in being debauched together.

Kasumigaoka Utaha was still very sleepy, but when she saw Mo Yi's dazed look again, she knew that he was thinking about something weird again.

Why does Kasumigaoka Utaha know so clearly?

Of course, it was because Mo Yi would occasionally mutter some meaningless ideas in front of people he trusted.

It’s just that the other party has always refused to admit that he has this strange cute point.

Teacher Wu Shizi smiled in her heart and said, it is worthy of being my daily essential stimulant and toy. No matter how tired I am in cultivating immortals, as long as I complain to Mo Yi a few times, I can always find fun and feel refreshed.

"This new teacher is so beautiful!"

"Could she be the new foreign language teacher in our class?"

"What beautiful red hair! How about I ask him how he takes care of his hair later?"

At this time, the students' exclamations woke Mo Yi up from his thoughts on why Shiyu was so dirty.

"A new foreign language teacher?"

Mo Yi muttered something, but he had no interest in his heart. It would be the same no matter who taught him, because he had already learned all the knowledge required for high school courses, and also taught some useful scientific theories to the level of scientific researchers.

Magic and technology have developed to a very high level, and there is actually not much difference between them. Learning mathematics, physics and chemistry is very helpful in becoming an excellent magician. For example, many spells require knowledge of solid geometry.

So, academic masters can really do whatever they want.

Then, Mo Yi suddenly felt a cold and piercing gaze shooting at him from behind, and said to Kasumigaoka Shiyu:

"Shiyu-san, although I have no objection to you learning the rich and necessary knowledge of the Yakumo family, staying up all night is not good, both mentally and physically."

After saying that, he was ready to turn around and see who dared to attack the master who was loved by everyone and the most beloved by all the teachers and students in the school with a cold gaze.

"Mo Yijun, we haven't finished talking yet?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu naturally wouldn't let Mo Yi turn around and go back so soon. After all, she wasn't happy and excited enough yet, so she quickly stretched out her hands to grab Mo Yi's shoulders, stopping him from turning back and said:

"Could it be that I, a young and beautiful girl you've toyed with, can't compare to the new foreign language teacher?"

"I didn't expect that you, even Mo Yi, are that kind of greedy and jaded scumbag."

Mo Yi: “…”

Kasumigaoka Utaha is just an ordinary person. If Mo Yi wants to turn around, the other party will naturally not be able to stop him.

But when dealing with ordinary people, you naturally need to treat them with an ordinary attitude. What's more, the other person is your best female friend in the class. How hurtful would it be to just turn away?

Therefore, Mo Yi had no choice but to continue to endure the increasingly cold gazes coming from behind, and continued to brag and chat with Teacher Wu Shizi, saying:

"Shiyu-san, why can't I remember when I teased you?"

"You can't slander someone's innocence out of thin air!"

"Mo Yijun, don't let me think I didn't notice you accidentally playing with my black silk long legs or chest with your eyes. Even if you see it naturally, it can't escape the sensitive eyes of girls——"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu saw Mo Yi turn around and look at the female teacher with long red hair. She relaxed her hands with satisfaction, then stretched herself under Mo Yi's gaze, showing off her graceful figure to him without hesitation, and said with a smile:

"So, I didn't just claim that no one was innocent. Instead, it was classmate Mo Yi who used his eyes to slander someone's innocence."

Mo Yi: “…”

What you said makes sense, and I am speechless.

I suddenly had the urge to develop an ultimate eye magic called "Whoever I glare at will get pregnant". From now on, if I don't like someone, I can just glare at her and slander her innocence out of thin air, making her unable to face the people of Jiangdong and die of shame.

"Cuckoo-"

Looking at Mo Yi's embarrassed expression, Kasumigaoka Shiyu chuckled and remembered something. After a while, she continued:

"Mo Yijun, I'm sorry to disappoint you——"

"I did read a novel at Yakumo's house last night, but it wasn't the study material you imagined. It was your recently serialized novel, 'My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected'."

"I was just looking for inspiration for a new novel from your work, but I was so captivated by it that I realized it was already daybreak when I finished reading the serial."

"So, you have to be responsible for me, classmate Mo Yi."

What happened today?

First, Xue Miao came to me because of her autobiography, and now even Houzhuojiang came to me because of this novel?

"How about I return your money and then keep watch for you while you sleep all day?"

Mo Yi complained:

"Apart from these two points, I am not responsible for anything else, especially the child in your belly. It is definitely not mine, because I don't have the enviable ability to make a girl pregnant with just my eyes."

"Being a savior or something like that is impossible in this lifetime!"

"As expected of Master Yakumo, he doesn't forget to take advantage of girls even during the conversation—"

Kasumigaoka Utaha complained as usual:

"How are you going to find a wife in the future if you're so dirty?"

"Besides, this is my first time—"

The next update should be around 1 o'clock. If you're tired, go to bed early and watch the same thing tomorrow. Go to bed early and get up early, then you can be a real man if you can have sex seven times a night.

Chapter 134: Being Seduced by Master Yakumo

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