The second dimension life starting from Fuyuki City

I'm sorry, I've never worried about not being able to find a wife. Not to mention that I had three wives in my previous life, even now, with my money, can't I go to Southeast Asia and buy more than ten or twenty wives?

If you have money, you can really do whatever you want.

Moreover, no matter how dirty I am, I can't be as dirty as you, Teacher Shizi. As for whether it's your first time or not, I don't care at all. After all, as someone with clairvoyance EX and obsessive-compulsive disorder, I won't become good friends with a girl who's not her first time.

"So when Mo Yijun couldn't sleep at night, he boldly used my appearance as a source of power—"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu looked at Mo Yi with a look that seemed to have seen through everything, and teased him softly:

"Don't I know the strange thoughts of a straight man like Mo Yijun?"

"Teacher Kasumi Shiko, how can you slander someone's innocence like this—"

Mo Yi said righteously:

"Don't I have a backup of the work I created myself? Why should I rely on fantasy to solve the problem?"

"You are underestimating me, Mo!"

"What a useless Mo!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha smiled radiantly and spoke with great difficulty, saying:

"Let's talk about serious matters."

Teacher Wu Shizi, do you finally realize that you always drag me, a serious person, into talking about indecent things?

Looking at Mo Yi's serious expression, Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't help but feel thankful for the sudden curiosity in her heart that day.

As a top student, although Kasumigaoka Utaha doesn't care, there is always a guy named Mo Yi who always performs better than her and almost always gets full marks, which is a despairing score.

But after becoming the student sitting behind him, she couldn't help but pay attention to him, especially when she saw that he was always busy writing or drawing in class, she became even more curious.

At that time, she was trying to become a creator and had just released her debut work "Love Metronome" and was at a low point.

When I noticed that the other person was working hard, just like me typing in class, I couldn't help but wonder, could it be that the guy sitting in front of me is also a creator like me?

At this time, Mo Yi accidentally dropped a piece of manuscript paper on the ground. After she picked it up, she did not hand it back to the other party as usual, but started to read it instead.

After just a few glances at the contents of a piece of manuscript paper, she was attracted by the contents. Although she was a little embarrassed by some of the extreme descriptions, she had to admit that the contents of just one page of paper, the story on it, and the literary talent successfully attracted her.

Thus, the intersection between the two began.

In fact, at the beginning, Mo Yi's conversation with the other party was very normal and formal, and the content of the chat was also the content mentioned in the writing.

But as the other party discovered Mo Yi's pen name and fell into the trap, the quiet and aloof literary girl evolved from Xia Shizi to Teacher Wu Shizi.

At the same time, under Mo Yi's evil guidance, the other party realized the greatness of Baixue and Dianxue. With Mo Yi's help in promotion and recommendation, many residents of the Yakumo House became the first generation of victims poisoned by Baixue.

And from then on, Ms. Wu Shizi made a gorgeous transformation, breaking out of her cocoon and becoming one of the best-selling light novel writers.

Therefore, in Kasumigaoka Utaha's heart, Mo Yi is not only her best friend, but also her mentor and mentor on the road of literature.

"It was because I read your novel, 'My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected,' that I threw the first draft of my new novel, inspired by the story you told me, 'White Album,' into the trash!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha said with an irritable and somewhat dissatisfied look:

"You showed me that campus romances can be written this way. The hero and heroine in your novel are far more soulful and real than the ones I wrote."

"While they yearn for the warmth of others, they also try their best to maintain their own identities. This is much more real than the hero and heroine in the movie 'White Album' who are willing to give up themselves and their relationship for love."

"Perhaps writing what you call Baixue works will be very popular, even all the rage, but that's not the story I want. The stories I write are not those fairy-tale stories where you can find both love and career success."

"What I want is a real love story, the kind that really happens to everyone."

"Because of you, I threw away my first draft of tens of thousands of words. Now that annoying editor is asking for my manuscript again. Don't you think you should take responsibility for me?"

Mo Yi: “…”

Your logic is so powerful, Teacher Wu Shizi!

Besides, what's wrong with Bai Xue and what's wrong with the fairy-tale plot?

Reality is already so difficult and cruel, can't you allow tired readers to receive treatment in the world of novels?

However, when Mo Yi saw the other party shaking her fingers and her long black silk legs starting to tremble again, he knew that this woman had gone crazy again, no, it should be said that she was extremely irritated again.

It seems that the other person's thoughts are really confused. He wants to write a story that both himself and the readers can accept, but he doesn't know how to start. It is probably this kind of contradictory and tangled emotion.

"I'll take responsibility for you, okay, Mr. Wu Shizi!

Mo Yi spoke calmly, but with a strange power that eased the other party's troubled emotions caused by cultivating immortals. He said:

"You can slowly tell me what's on your mind, and I'll give you some advice."

"No matter how bad your writing is, I'll use some special methods to promote it to you at Yakumo House. For example—shocking! Why does the diligent Master Yakumo forget to eat and sleep, not even drawing in his notebook, and work until dawn? Why are all the staff at Yakumo House late and leave early, looking exhausted? Why did all the parents in District 11 fall silent and the women cry after seeing this? Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline of morality? To know what will happen next, please read Teacher Kasumi Shiko's new work, "White Album 2"!"

After Mo Yi told a joke seriously, he said confidently:

"With this kind of publicity, I guarantee you can become a legend with just one book!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha: “…”

It is true that this book can be made into a masterpiece, but it is probably because it has the lowest rate of negative reviews.

Others thought that this was an 18+ novel that even Master Yakumo would read, so they bought it with great anticipation, but it turned out to be the rubbish Bai Xue Wei Yao. It would be strange if the people in the Yakumo family didn't explode.

If the other party can't find you, Master Yakumo, can't they find me, a beautiful young writer who has held a book signing event?

Moreover, after you helped promote my novel in Yakumo House last time, others said that I was being sexually exploited by Master Yakumo. Otherwise, how could Master Yakumo use the first opportunity to promote other people's works in Yakumo House on you, a newly debuted high school girl with no fame.

Chapter 135: The Fall of the Literary Girl

Because his first batch of readers were the Yakumo friends who were introduced to him by Master Yakumo, even though his novel did not contain any extreme content at all, it was just a normal campus romance novel.

But those friends of Yakumo who chose to stay always managed to make something out of nothing from the most normal sentences, such as the one in Kasumigaoka Utaha's article -

'Even so, every time I think of your sweet smile, my heart is filled with happiness, and the initial passion for this boring life is rekindled', a sentence that is very normal in youth literature.

In the eyes of Yakumo's friends, it will be interpreted as 'Even so, every time I think of your sweet smile, my heart is full of sexual happiness, and the first passion for the boring life is ignited'.

Almost the entire book was found to have flaws, and they were discussed repeatedly in the Yakumo family, even becoming a popular and colourful meme among young men and women.

Some people even joked that if you want to know whether your girlfriend is suitable for you, then buy her a book called "Love Papa Machine". Just observe her reaction when reading the book, and you will know whether she is a female driver.

In this way, Kasumigaoka Utaha's debut work went from a flop to becoming the rookie king of last year and early this year.

Those who were jealous naturally added more rhythm, saying that the other party was just doing dirty things to PY Master Yakumo, or that the other party was just a new generation of 18+ novelist disguised as a youth romance novel writer, and was simply a nail that Master Yakumo had driven into the traditional literary world, attempting to corrupt the entire literary world.

Therefore, the name "Wu Shizi Teacher" was not changed by Mo Yi, but was a meme that circulated in the Yakumo family. It was a nickname used as revenge for the other party using Bai Xue's stomach medicine to treat them, which allowed them to be pure and desireless for a period of time.

Because of this extremely perverse rumor, countless young men and women with restless hearts secretly bought a copy of "Love Metronome" and embarked on the path of electric shock therapy.

Of course they are unhappy about being treated, but they want more people to be treated, and then they follow the trend and recommend it to others. Teacher Ushiko's masterpiece is worthy of being a masterpiece that even Master Yakumo would admit to be inferior to!

This leads to more and more flirtatious young men and women being treated with white school medicine, and then taking revenge on society, forming a virtuous cycle that gets bigger and bigger.

It is worth mentioning that Kasumigaoka Utaha's "Love Metronome" is also the most orthodox literature that has been re-created by fans in recent years, although most of them were released in the fan area of ​​Yakumo House.

Because the laws of this world are extremely perfect, Kasumigaoka Utaha's fan fiction income surpassed the royalties from the sale of her novels last month.

Known as 'Little Yakumo' by the Yakumo friends, Ms. Wu Shizi pioneered the modern obscure 18+ novel with her first work. Without more than five years of experience in the Yakumo family or a Yakumo dictionary passed down by the Yakumo friends, you will not be able to understand this magical novel at all. Opening the dictionary and not using the dictionary are two completely different novels.

He is simply a genius who appears once in a century among writers of R-rated novels.

But publishing houses and publishers don’t care what your novel is about, as long as it becomes popular!

Therefore, with the instigation of these capitalists, Teacher Wu Shizi was secretly known as the new generation of leading 18+ novelist, a genius who could write a novel in both all-age and adult versions.

At first, Kasumigaoka Utaha refused and was even a little confused.

Faced with questions from fellow readers, she was skeptical. Was this really something she wrote? How the hell didn't she know about it?

So, in order to find out the truth, she downloaded a copy of "Love Papper" translated by Yakumo Dictionary from Yakumo's house and read it. In the end, she almost believed it herself. This is the original work. It turns out that she is a genius that appears once in a century... No wonder!

Why is this happening?

I originally just wanted to write a good novel and be a quiet literary beauty, but you guys are pushing me like this!

In order to get rid of the title of dirty poet, Kasumigaoka Utaha tried her best to avoid using sentences with profound connotations that would be transformed into the unique culture of the Yakumo family in her later writing.

How can girls resist the pace set by experienced drivers?

The answer is naturally to become a female driver with better driving skills, drive faster than them, and turn better than them, so that she will naturally not be afraid of others driving.

The clever Kasumigaoka Utaha naturally understood this truth. After studying day and night at the Yakumo House, she became a highly skilled female driver who could easily avoid all minefields.

However, she was still too naive.

She was just a female driver, and faced with the thousands of veteran drivers in the Yakumo family, she had no power to fight back.

The previous jokes are no longer applicable?

It doesn’t matter, we will continue to develop new memes!

As a result, the result was completely opposite to what Kasumigaoka Utaha originally intended. Instead of getting rid of the title of "dirty Utaha", she further promoted this title.

Nowadays, if you ask any young student if they know Kasumi Shiko, chances are few will know her.

But if I ask you, do you know Teacher Wu Shizi?

About nine of them said they knew him, and one pretended not to know him.

After all, Teacher Wu Shizi is the source of most of the memes this year.

Regarding this matter, Kasumigaoka Utaha was also very desperate at first, but she got used to it helplessly later. However, she still often complained about Mo Yi because of this matter. If it weren't for him, she would not have become famous in this way.

At first, I was worried that this incident would affect her life. After all, the way she became famous was too embarrassing.

However, after discovering that the things I was worried about never happened, I guessed that someone was helping me solve these troubles.

By indirect clues, it is easy to know that it was Mo Yi who did the good deed.

After realizing that his good intentions led to bad results, Mo Yi naturally tried to find a way to remedy the situation. He used the real world and secretly helped Shi Yu cast a spell, which naturally prevented the other party from getting into trouble because of the identity of Wu Shizi.

That's right, under Mo Yi's magic, ordinary people will not associate Kasumigaoka Utaha with Utaha. If they can target her, all kinds of things similar to "Final Destination" will happen, but they will not take people's lives. At most, they will be hit by a high-altitude flower pot and suffer physical amnesia, and forget to bother Kasumigaoka Utaha.

Thinking of this, Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't help but laugh——

Humans have a strong ability to adapt!

At first, I found it difficult to accept the strange title of Wu Shizi, but now I have become accustomed to it.

The combination of Ushiko Uzumaki and Master Yakumo seems to be quite good.

Chapter 136: See you on the rooftop at noon, classmate Mo Yi

"But didn't the pen name Wu Shizi become legendary long ago?"

When hearing Mo Yi's assurance that he could become a god with just one book, Kasumigaoka Shiyu complained:

"Besides, you used that trick once on Yakumo's house last time. How could you fall for it a second time?"

"You know, after being healed by Haku, the people of Yakumo hated me the most, and the second most was you, Master Yakumo!"

"Not to mention, you've been using the same Amway method to promote your new book recently, and I don't know how many people you've cured. Your credibility has long been bankrupt, Master Yakumo."

Mo Yi: “…”

I didn't expect that the world's misunderstanding of me is so deep. It is true that those who know me ask me what I have to worry about, and those who don't know me ask me what I want!

How did Conan deceive people by using "The Elementary School Student of Death"?

"The Elementary School Student of Death" is definitely more relevant than "Detective Conan". Otherwise, how do you explain that wherever the elementary school student Conan goes, there are dead people?

If all the elementary school students in District 11 had this kind of luck, District 11 would have perished long ago.

As for the promotional slogan used for "My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected", let Master Yakumo take you into a new world and experience a brand new love action blockbuster.

Something is wrong here or there!

There is a tennis match in Oregairu that I modified myself. It was modified according to the tennis level of this world. Even the ground was broken up. Isn’t it an action blockbuster?

As for the Oriental propaganda, it is the main story of "The Family Affairs of the Yakumo Family". If you want to know more about the past and unspeakable secrets of the Yakumo Family, please pay attention to "Oriental Paradise Plan". How can this be a lie!

This is clearly a case of dirty eyes. Can't I, Master Yakumo, tell the story seriously?

However, Mo Yi also understood that people in the world are ignorant, so they need this master to treat them, wake them up, and open their eyes to see the world.

Is it any wonder that this Master has been misunderstood before dawn?

All of this is for the ideological liberation of all mankind!

One day, they will understand the greatness of Master's thoughts and the nobleness of his character, and worship him as the greatest thinker of all time.