After Boqi moved into my closet, the quiet life is gone forever

Yukinoshita Yukino also vaguely heard someone calling her name and glanced coldly in the direction of the voice.

"I'm not a Sobu High student, but I know the uniform style... I don't know any local high schools in Chiba, but I know more or less. But knowing my name, my stalker... I know I'm cute, but I don't think being cute alone will make me famous enough to attract high school students from other schools and make them recognize me instantly. I know too little... It seems I have to find that man."

After making her decision, Yukinoshita Yukino immediately headed towards the station.

……

"Huh? You mean there's a new one? And he left?"

The Chaoyang family sat around a low table, eating Japanese beef hot pot, also known as Sukiyaki.

While eating, Chaoyang told the other two about what happened in the morning, leaving out the part about them sleeping in the same bed.

"After all, she comes from a relatively more realistic work, which may be more realistic than Pochi's world."

"?"

Pochi tilted his head with a piece of beef in his mouth, not understanding what it meant.

【What's going on? It's so cute.】

Chaoyang's heart was gripped as he began to explain.

"Pochi should have watched his own anime too, right?"

"Ah um..."

[It just feels so weird... When I watch it, I feel like everything I have has been taken over by someone else, and I've been thrown out of my home.]

"It's not just the anime. Even in the original manga, the rivals and slightly troublesome characters that appear later in the story actually like you and want to get along with you. But in real life, it's normal to have people who like you and those who hate you. If the world could truly be filled with kind people, there wouldn't be so many fights."

Seeing Pochi nod thoughtfully, Chaoyang took a sip of water and continued.

"Comparatively speaking, the new character who appeared today has a more diverse and nuanced portrayal of emotions. So nuanced that it makes me think all Japanese high school students are so sentimental? Of course, that's only relative; it's not really that realistic. But that's also the advantage of light novels over comics; words can more directly depict the character's inner emotional changes."

"Hahaha, pink-haired guy, you only deserve to live in a world full of losers. If you came to my world, you probably wouldn't survive for a second. Now I'm going to teach you what the law of the jungle is in reality! All the meat is mine!"

Sandwich Sauce never forgets to take every opportunity to mock others, and even knocks down the chopsticks that Pochi is using to pick up beef, and puts almost all the meat in the pot into his own bowl.

Chaoyang, who had been smiling just now, saw that the sandwich sauce had started to have its old bad habit. His hands couldn't control themselves and he pressed the head of the sandwich sauce into the pot.

"Hot hot hot hot!!!"

Chaoyang immediately let go of his hand after hearing Sandwich Sauce's scream.

[I'm wondering why I've been hitting the sandwich sauce more and more often recently. I was able to hold it back at first. Just now, my hand moved unconsciously.]

Looking at his face that was almost half-cooked by the sandwich sauce, Chaoyang felt a rare sense of guilt.

After all, it was just a fight over the meat, and I felt like the punishment was a bit excessive.

Pochi was also terribly frightened this time, and his entire body turned pale.

Chaoyang had no choice but to comfort Pochi first.

Put on a smile and say

"Have a meal"

Pochi immediately nodded frantically, then desperately stuffed the food into his mouth, loyally completing Chaoyang's instructions.

"Uh, just eat normally, Pochi-chan."

Sandwich Sauce didn't know by this time that the bandage had been completed in an instant and she sat back at the table with the bandage wrapped around her face.

"You and Lily Ling have the same mother! No wonder you like a demon like Lily Ling!"

Chaoyang laughed at himself when he saw that Sandwich Sauce was increasingly ignoring the rules of reality.

"I hope there won't be any Saiyans in the next few days, just someone on the level of Baki at most."

Sandwich sauce bit the chopsticks and heard Chaoyang say something incomprehensible.

"What are you mumbling about, Chinese?"

"Nothing, I just hope you can be a good kid and stop doing stupid things. I don't want to hurt you. And almost, stop calling me Chinese! Can you call me by my name? Even if you have to give me a nickname, can you give it a personal touch?"

I think about it in my heart

I can't tell these two people that their actions can interfere with and alter reality. Sandwich-chan definitely doesn't care what happens in reality; she might even become even more violent just to get back to the Demon Realm. Pochi's not very secretive, so she'll definitely spill the beans to Sandwich-chan during their daily interactions. I feel a bit helpless. If all else fails... should I just dismember Sandwich-chan and put her in the freezer?

Just as the Chaoyang family was chatting at the dinner table, the doorbell rang.

"Ding-dong~ding-dong~"

"Who's here at this hour? How dare you interrupt my Sandwich Sauce's meal time? I'll give her a Little Evil God Flying Kick!"

"Just sit down and eat your beef! Do you want to destroy the world?"

Chaoyang decided not to give Sandwich any room to maneuver, so he stopped her and went to open the door himself.

Looking through the peephole, he saw that the woman who had slept with him for the first time in the morning didn't count.

Chaoyang opened the door

"Good evening"

"..." Yukinoshita Yukino seemed to have a thousand words stuck in her mouth, but in the end she still responded politely to Chaoyang.

After closing his eyes and bowing slightly.

"Excuse me……"

"Come in first, we are eating. If you don't mind, you can eat together."

Having said that, Chaoyang opened the door and turned back. Although Chaoyang could no longer see her, Yukinoshita Yukino bowed slightly again, walked into the entrance, closed the door, took off her shoes and put them away.

Yukinoshita Yukino walked into the slightly crowded house.

27. Don’t play by the rules! ?

"It seems you are unexpectedly popular..."

When Yukinoshita Yukino entered, she saw Pochi who was petrified at seeing a stranger and Sandwich with a malicious look in his eyes. She immediately complained indifferently to Chaoyang who was already sitting down.

"Surprises are unnecessary. Sit down. They're both just like you, not from this world. I didn't explain it to you at first because I wanted you to figure it out on your own. You wouldn't believe anything I said in that state this morning."

After saying that, I saw Yukinoshita Yukino had already sat down in the remaining empty seat, in a standard upright sitting posture, but with her perfect figure and appearance, she had become the most luxurious scenery in this simple house.

"Tsk, you're new here! You're so cocky! Go get me a bowl of rice!"

Sandwich naturally would not allow anyone more powerful than her to appear in this family.

He immediately planned to summon Yukinoshita Yukino.

Yukinoshita Yukino didn't even look at her, she just smiled and started talking.

"...I need to correct you. Humans and animals are not the same. Although humans are a type of animal in a broad sense, humans and animals are generally separated in society. So please be more precise with your wording next time. After all, being described as the same as a wild beast like her, living in the grasslands and forests and acting only on primitive instincts, would offend even someone as mentally strong as me. Of course, this is also my immaturity."

After saying that, Yukinoshita Yukino turned and looked towards Chaoyang.

"So you're talking to me? Is it necessary to be so roundabout and scold Sandwich? She might not be able to react. Her dull eyes prove that her mind is stuck."

"It is the owner's responsibility to discipline their pets. If a pet harms someone, the owner is also the target of the punishment. So please discipline your pets."

"There's no need to say that about Sandwich Sauce. She's a nice person... and has a nice face."

"If you think only with your lower body, I admit you are right."

Pochi, who had recovered from the petrified state, looked at Yukinoshita Yukino, who was firing at full power, with fear in his eyes and held his breath.

[I can't attract her attention, I can't meet her eyes, it's so terrible, I'm so lucky to live in my world. o(╥﹏╥)o I really want to go back]

"I've tolerated you for so long, you stinky black mark! Now let me show you who's the master of this house! Go to hell and make this devil regret it! Meow ha ha ha! Little evil god flying kick!"

Finally, she understood what Yukinoshita Yukino was saying about her Sandwich Sauce, and she jumped up directly, always adhering to the principle of never talking nonsense when she can take action, and planned to take her life.

"!?"

Yukinoshita Yukino had obviously never seen such a scene before, and she only noticed now that Sandwich in the air was a half-human, half-snake creature. Faced with the falling Sandwich, she suddenly felt a surge of fear.

After all, this was the first time she had seen this kind of table-turning game. Normally, the other party would get angry or swear back, and she would end up winning.

"It's obvious I'm the master."

In an instant, Chaoyang grabbed Sandwich's head in mid-air with a ruthless iron hand and slammed it onto the tatami.

All I could hear was the sound of bones breaking, and Sandwich Sauce didn't move anymore, like a dead body.

"!? You killed her!?"

Yukinoshita Yukino became even more frightened and subconsciously wanted to escape immediately, but her legs were weak and she couldn't stand up.

"Calm down, she's an immortal demon. You can tell she's not human just by looking at her. Her name is the Evil God, you can just call her Sandwich. This one over here is..."

At this time, Pochi shook his head desperately at Chaoyang, hoping that he would not be implicated.

[Pochi is so cute...]

Chaoyang said something in his heart and respected Pochi's wishes.

"Well, you can ask me when you have a chance. My name is Su Chaoyang. I'm an international student from China and I'm currently studying at university."

"...Help me, bastard, reconnect my head."

At this time, Sandwich Sauce, who was lying dead on the tatami, made another sound.

Chaoyang also stopped introducing and walked over to help her reconnect her head to the spine with a "click".

"Yukinoshita Yukino is also a guest. Even if you want to play around, you have to wait until you get to know each other better. Now let's talk business."

When Chaoyang saw Sandwich Sauce recover, he immediately scolded him.

"You pervert, you're just attracted to her body! You always help others instead of me. You helped the pink-haired girl before, and now you're helping this new flat-chested girl! Be careful when you sleep next time! Humph!"

"Your breasts aren't that big... I'd like to help you, but you're always the one who starts things. If you were any more humane, you wouldn't be like this."

"Beep~~~"

The sandwich sauce was like a primary school student, sticking out his tongue, using his fingers to pull his eyelids, and then he ran into the closet and didn't come out.

"It's almost time for this farce to end. It's time to tell me what's going on in this world."

Having accepted the setting of the Sandwich Devil, Yukinoshita Yukino has returned to normal, frowning and urging anxiously.

"Excuse me, Pochi-chan, could you please bring me the computer?"

"Ah, yes!"

Pochi quickly crawled back to the closet and placed the computer on his bed with both hands.

"...There's no need to be so scared. Yukinoshita Yukino is actually a nice person. Although she can be quite sharp-tongued sometimes, she's the type who doesn't offend others unless they offend me. She won't do anything to you, Pochi-chan, although she's definitely not as gentle as Nijiga-chan and the others."

"From the beginning, you acted like you knew me well. Please don't be so self-righteous. It's really annoying. It's uncultured to arbitrarily rank people based on your own values, label them as superior or inferior, and then compare them to others."

She's clearly received a lot of help from Chaoyang, giving him money and even kindly leaving him a note, but she's been finding fault with him ever since. It seems a bit unpleasant. ...But Chaoyang seems cheerful too? She's always angry at the Evil God, is it really because of his appearance? But I think the Evil God is cute, too. ...If I did the same thing, would Chaoyang forgive me?

Just when Pochi was lost in strange thoughts, Chaoyang had already raised his hands in surrender.

"Sorry, this child is special."

As he spoke, Chaoyang gently touched Pochi's head.

"I was just explaining it in a way that she could understand most easily. If it offends you, I apologize in advance. Also, please don't use overly complex and convoluted Japanese when speaking to me. My Japanese isn't very good. For example, I didn't understand half of what you just said."

After hearing this, Yukinoshita Yukino sighed deeply.

“…I’m sorry, I was rude.”

"It's okay, who told you to have no friends~"

"..."

"..."

Pochi instantly ran back into the closet.

28. Yukinoshita had no choice but to accept reality.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. If we keep bickering like this, it's going to never end."