Supreme Bishop of Fontaine

Fu Xuan stood in the middle of the hall and looked at Kiana with dissatisfaction.

"If we sell these, we can at least make some money."

Kiana was still confused.

After a while, Kiana finally understood that this was the sequelae of Ji Zidao's death. A group of countless players agreed on the forum to send razor blades to MiHoYo, and then it immediately became a hot search in various countries, setting off a trend. Countless people at home and abroad got involved, and various express delivery companies also cooperated very well, so piles of razor blades were sent to MiHoYo on the agreed day today.

"This is crazy! I'm the one who got stabbed the hardest, so why should I bear the players' wrath? I have no place to vent my anger!"

Kiana gritted her teeth in disbelief. After all, what she said was true. When other players said they were surrogate Kiana in the game, they were just empathizing with her. But when Kiana played by herself, she almost completely regarded the Kiana in the game as herself.

After this plot, Kiana couldn't recover for several days. She hugged Ji Zi tightly and cried for a long time. Especially when she thought of the next plot that she had already thought of, she had an urge to quit.

As a result, I finally got myself together and went to work today. I planned to put Honkai Impact 3rd aside for now and work on Genshin Impact first... and then I was faced with such unreasonable anger from the players.

"Okay, okay, this is the war you started, so don't blame me."

Kiana clenched her fist, raised it high, and shouted firmly:

"Come on!! Let's continue making Honkai Impact 3rd!"

Chapter 147 Report to Lady Finina - Issue

The seventh issue of "Report to Lady Funina" has begun, which is a continuation of the sixth issue.

The temporary victory had begun to make Finina too proud of herself, and she arrogantly took the initiative to start this war with Ye.

There was a plate on the table with fourteen meatballs on it and two bamboo sticks next to it.

It was under such circumstances that the program officially started filming.

"Lady Finina, this time I went out, I didn't just go to Inazuma. I also visited various countries in Teyvat. The results really surprised me."

"Oh? What could possibly surprise you?"

Funina picked up a meatball from the plate with a bamboo stick, blew on it, took a light bite, swallowed it, and smiled with interest.

"It really surprises me that our Supreme Bishop would say such a thing."

Donye said calmly, "I once heard a saying: heroes create the times, and the times create heroes. Whenever there are changes, the world becomes lively, and this world seems to be no exception."

After swallowing the rest of the meatball, Funina raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean by lively? Travelers? Indeed, every country she visits becomes lively."

"Travelers are certainly one of the factors that make the world lively, but it's not just them."

Ye also picked up a bamboo stick and inserted a meatball, but did not eat it immediately. Instead, he looked at the meatball and said softly:

"First, Inazuma gave birth to a Sen'emon, the strongest man born. Then, in Nata, a dragon girl appeared, even stronger than a dragon. Then, in Liyue, the Fairy Princess of the Mountains and Seas appeared. Now, a newcomer who had just become an executive officer of the Fatui, someone no one had ever heard of before, suddenly ascended to the position of chief... And then, Mondstadt and Sumi, which seemed the most peaceful, actually have hidden talents and crouching tigers."

After saying that, he put the meatball into his mouth, took a bite and swallowed it in one gulp.

Finina picked up another meatball and carefully took another bite, a smile on her face. "We're not bad at Fontaine, are we? Astralia and the others didn't tell you, didn't you, the Supreme Bishop, just defeat that Inazuma's strongest one not long ago? Honestly, I was quite surprised when I heard the news."

Funina swallowed the second meatball again.

Ye also inserted the second meatball and took a bite. The juice overflowed, hot and fragrant: "Does Lady Funina not trust me so much?"

Funina looked at the remaining ten balls carefully, hesitated for a while, and inserted the one closest to Ye. This time she swallowed it into her mouth, took a light bite, and the fragrance filled her mouth, and her lips and tongue felt extremely satisfied.

Feeling such deliciousness, Funina couldn't help but smile with satisfaction: "I'm not surprised that you can beat her. What surprises me is that you actually beat her."

"That's quite contradictory... although I can probably understand what you're saying."

Ye couldn't help sighing, and with his right hand he steadily picked up the meatball on the far right and put it into his mouth. Under Funina's gaze, he still took a bite before swallowing it, and continued with no change in his expression:

"I haven't intentionally concealed my strength. It's just that I haven't had the need to use my true strength. Besides, defeating Sen'emon was, at best, a stroke of luck. The hard work I put into training before coming to this world played a big role. If we fight again... the next time we meet, I'm afraid I won't be able to defeat her at all."

After inserting the fourth meatball, Funina looked up at Ye, and saw that Ye was also looking at her seriously, without any relaxation.

With a twitch of her lips, Funina took another bite of the meatball in front of her, and the hot juice spurted out directly, hitting the tip of her nose.

But Funina didn't care. Instead, she smiled happily again: "What is the basis for this statement?"

"That woman is a true genius. Her progress is so rapid that it will leave anyone dumbfounded."

Ye shifted his gaze from Funina's face and looked down at the seven meatballs on the plate. After thinking for a moment, he calmly picked up the one in the middle, swallowed it into his mouth, and took another bite.

Very hot, very fragrant and delicious!

"I once manipulated Themis into a fight with her, and she grew stronger with every second. She had no idea what I was doing with the sword techniques, but she mastered them after just one glance, and could innovate on them the next time—this 'talent' was so great that even the heavens would be jealous."

"Since you've said that, I'll just acknowledge her 'genius' for now. This kind of thing isn't important anyway."

Finina replied absentmindedly, her eyes fixed on the six meatballs left on the plate.

Then, in an instant, his right hand suddenly stretched out, penetrated deeply into a meatball, and instantly retracted it and put it into his mouth, covering his mouth with the back of his hand and swallowing it in one gulp.

"Burp, come to think of it, who are those dragon and tiger you mentioned before, Mond and Xumi? I've never heard of Mond and Xumi having any dragon or tiger before... You can't be talking about the God of Wind and the God of Grass, right? Burp..."

Funina ate too fast and burped cutely, then quickly drank two sips of water.

Ye completely ignored Funina's question and looked at her with narrowed eyes: "Lady Funina, you were the one who proposed this game. Isn't it bad to lead the cheating?"

Finina patted her chest and blinked. "What do you mean by cheating? How did I cheat?"

"Well, since Lady Funina has forgotten, I will help you recall it."

Ye lowered his head to look at the plate, raised his hand to pick up a meatball, gently put it into his mouth, and took a light bite.

"Lady Finina brought this surprise dragon ball dish today, saying it was a treat for me. I believe good things should be shared, so I invited Lady Finina to share this delicious meal with me."

"Lady Funina, you readily agreed and agreed with me that we would each eat one."

"Faced with the divine command, I naturally had no choice but to agree. I then called Villette over and asked our Lord High Judge of Fontaine to be the judge."

"Then Villette, you will explain the rest to Lady Fininna."

The camera then turned to Navelette, who was sitting nearby. He sipped water and spoke calmly, "I covered the plate with a lid, then randomly switched the meatballs around. Then I established a rule: you can't swallow the meatballs directly; you must bite through them to get the broth inside. I now pronounce a verdict: Ms. Funina, you have indeed cheated. You should accept the penalty and eat all the remaining meatballs."

Chapter 148 Night!! You just wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After hearing what Vilette said, Finina immediately stuck out her tongue and laughed, looking embarrassed: "Hahahaha, I accidentally forgot, I'm really sorry. How about this, I also allow Ye to swallow a dragon ball directly, without biting it, is that okay?"

"Ms. Finina, this goes against the rules we set before."

"Oh, then Villette, you are too rigid. You should learn more from Ye and learn some flexibility. Don't you agree? Ye?"

"Well, what Lady Finina said makes sense, so I agree. But I'm not one to cheat, so I won't swallow it directly."

Finina couldn't help but raise her eyebrows: "Isn't this bad?"

"It's alright, Lady Finina. I'm confident in my luck."

Ye said so, then raised his hand and said:

"Well then, please, Furninna, it's your turn now."

Fu Ning Yina lowered her head and looked at the only four meatballs left on the plate, but did not take any action. After all, the risk was too high now.

In order to increase the chances, she put two surprises in the fourteen balls, which means that there is now a fifty percent chance of winning.

Oh, if the meatball I just swallowed without taking a bite is also one of the surprises, then the chance of winning is now one in four... This algorithm makes no sense.

In short, the risk is extremely high now, and Funina feels that she needs to reduce the risk.

"Thinking about it, isn't it a bit unfair that I'm always the first one? I've been first five times, so shouldn't you choose two first?"

Finina asked tentatively, and then prepared herself to argue, or even to overturn the table and stop playing.

At this moment, she felt that the risk was too great. It was not worth it to take such a big risk just to trick Ye. There would be plenty of opportunities in the future, so there was no need to fight to the death this time.

——But Ye did not argue with Funina.

"Okay, then I'll choose first. This kind of thing doesn't really matter, because I've always had good luck."

Ye picked up another meatball, brought it to his nose and smelled it, then he put it in his mouth and took a light bite.

——The next moment his expression changed.

Although it was just a slight change before returning to normal immediately, Finina caught it accurately and her expression immediately became excited.

"How was it? Did you enjoy the surprise?"

"No, it seems that my luck is really good." Ye looked calm and said in a calm tone: "Lady Fu Nina, it's your turn."

You are really patient!

Funina was very happy and surprised. You know, these two surprise meatballs were carefully made by Funina. Although she didn't taste them herself, she couldn't help shivering just by imagining them. But Ye Mingxian ate them but his expression only changed slightly. This was really amazing.

Thinking of this, Funina became serious again and looked at the three meatballs left on the plate.

The probability changed from one in two to one in three. Although it was still a dangerous probability, Finina decided to continue and try her luck. She wanted to see if Ye could hold it in once and whether he could hold it in a second time.

The chance of my choice this time is one-third, and the chance of Ye choosing next time is still one-half. No matter how you look at it, the advantage is in my hands. Funina has no reason to give up.

With this awareness, Finina attacked swiftly, hitting the target once again, and then bit it.

This time, Funina didn't cheat and swallow it directly, but actually took a bite.

Fortunately, luck was on her side.

The delicious aroma instantly put Funina's mind at ease. She felt that she had never eaten such delicious food before. It was even better than snacks.

Then, she said with a joyful smile: "Okay, Ye, it's your turn."

"really."

Ye didn't hesitate and randomly picked one of the remaining two meatballs to insert.

However, this time he didn't eat it immediately. Instead, after picking up a meatball, he looked at Funina and said calmly, "Lady Funina, for the sake of fairness, let's eat these last two meatballs together. What do you think?"

Finina narrowed her eyes immediately, but she didn't object. Instead, she smiled and picked up the last meatball on the plate: "Okay, let's eat together."

You can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a child. Funina knew that if they didn't eat together, Ye would definitely find an excuse not to eat, so for the sake of victory today, Funina fought hard.

It doesn’t matter, we just eat together, not bite together.

Just put it in your mouth first and see how Ye feels. If Ye gets a surprise, you can eat it with confidence. If Ye doesn’t get a surprise, you can just spit it out. Anyway, Ye has already eaten one, so you won’t lose anything.

Hmm? What if Ye also has the same idea?

Didn't I say that? It doesn't matter. If Ye has the same idea, then just spit it out together. Yes, the same thing again. Anyway, Ye has already eaten one, so I won't lose anything.

So, Funina and Ye swallowed the meatballs together under each other's supervision.

Then, unlike Funina, Ye took a bite honestly, and then - "Mmm...!!"

This time, Ye finally couldn't help it and his face twisted slightly.

"Ah"

Finina almost couldn't hold back her laughter. Just when she was about to say, "It seems like your luck is really bad," she realized that there was still something in her mouth, so she bit it first, wanting to swallow it before speaking. "Poof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Finina spit out everything in her mouth and then jumped up instantly: "Ah! Ah! Ah!!"

After jumping a few times desperately, Funina picked up the cup of water that had been prepared on the table and drank it quickly.

Ye looked at the scene with a calm expression, took out his handkerchief calmly, raised his right hand, opened his mouth and spit out the meatball in his mouth completely, then wrapped it up and threw it on the table.

Then, he looked at Funina and couldn't help but sigh softly, "Lady Funina is so lucky. She couldn't even tell which two meatballs were the ones with added ingredients, but she didn't make a wrong choice even once. I admire her."

Having said this, Ye took out a sign from under the table, stood up and placed it on the table, then straightened his clothes, turned around and left with a calm expression.

The camera followed his back for a while, then immediately turned back to the table and looked at the words written on the sign.

"Today's victory is against Funina. Please enjoy the loser's howls."

In the camera, behind the sign, Funina finally finished her water, then smashed the cup on the table and yelled in anger:

"Ye!!!! You just wait for me!!! ...

Chapter 149 Wendy: Go to Fontaine! I want to sue Ye and bankrupt him!

"It's a bit boring."

As the saying goes, I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.

This sentence is just right to describe the night now.

Ever since Inazuma came back, Ye suddenly felt that he had nothing to do and returned to his previous miserable life of going to school, home and back.

After all, there is basically nothing worth participating in the following plot, not even the secondary account.