The goal of life is to break up all couples

"?!"

Miura Yumiko turned around suddenly and looked at Hayama Hayato in disbelief, "No...don't!"

"Pinch hey!"

Songzhi Zi showed a satisfied smile, and said in a very seductive tone: "Yes, I promise. As long as you firmly admit this, I will never cause you any more trouble."

"Gudu..."

Hayato Hayama couldn't help swallowing, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Hurry up, tell me!"

Songzhi Zi urged.

"But I refuse!"

Suddenly, Shizuka Hiratsuka's voice was heard from the classroom door.

She pushed open the classroom door with a whoosh, and her white coat fluttered in the wind.

Damn, it was almost there!

It’s that old woman Shizuka Hiratsuka who ruined my plans again!

The timing was stuck in an instant. How long has this guy been eavesdropping at the door?

Songzhi Zi gritted his teeth and glared.

"Your class is the noisiest on this floor. I can hear you jumping up and down even from my office!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka made a classic statement and knocked hard on the classroom door. "Lunch break is almost over, and you're still making so much noise. Why don't you all go back to your seats?"

Hey! You're not that kind of person at all, are you? You really went to great lengths to stop Matsueda Azusa from causing a scene on campus.

Yumiko Miura, who was almost defeated, breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear, and collapsed on the chair exhausted.

She could see that Hayato Hayama really wanted to do what Azusa Matsueda said... Maybe he also thought this was a good opportunity to solve all the problems at once?

She didn't dare to think further.

We can only be thankful that Shizuka Hiratsuka arrived in time and prevented everything from becoming irreversible.

Hayato Hayama also breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time he felt a little regretful for some reason.

All the students quickly returned to their seats and no one wanted to challenge Shizuka Hiratsuka's iron fist.

Even the adjutant Hikigaya was forced to cower under the tyranny.

Damn it, but a hero can't run away from the battlefield.

Songzhi Zi moved forward courageously and took a step forward.

"Hoho? Instead of running away, you're walking towards me?"

A gleam flashed in Shizuka Hiratsuka's eyes, she clenched her fists and began to accumulate strength, her white coat fluttering in the wind without moving, "whoosh" behind her.

Matsueda Azusa stopped and gritted his teeth: "Royal power is not eternal, Mr. Hiratsuka! You will regret it!"

"Matsueda Azusa, I am the homeroom teacher!"

"The prince and general Xiangning is kind!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka took a step forward, "I think you're really brave!"

"When autumn comes on September 8th, my flower will bloom and all other flowers will die. The fragrance will permeate Chang'an, and the whole city will be covered with golden armor!"

Songzhizi is full of murderous aura.

Then Shizuka Hiratsuka grabbed the back of her collar and dragged her out: "I shouldn't have let you back in so soon! Come with me again!"

Songzhizi, entered the palace for the second time.

"I smile at the sky with my sword in hand, my loyalty and courage will remain in Kunlun Mountains whether I live or die! Everyone is mortal since ancient times, but I will leave behind my loyalty to shine in history! Even if one of me falls, there are still thousands of me!"

Matsueda Azusa's heroic and tragic song gradually faded away, and Hikigaya Hachiman raised his head cautiously.

Sure enough, the weapon of criticism is no match for the criticism of weapons.

Tips for more updates (wipe sweat)

14. The Unbelievable Secret of the City (Additional update, thanks to wangif for the reward)

"Xiao Jing, where are you taking me? Are you planning to kidnap students?"

Songzhi Zi, who was dragged away, was talking nonsense in a limp manner.

"Don't be too big or too small!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka gently tapped Azusa Matsueda's head. "Where could they abduct you to? This is a school."

"Perhaps the underground of Sobu High School is a massive trafficking base for high school students, and the school above is just a cover-up. In reality, many students disappear silently every year..."

Matsueda Azusa speculated, "Especially students like me who are both outstanding and good-looking are the most sought-after commodities on the market. This is the truth behind the legendary "disappearing beautiful boy," the first of the seven strange stories of Sobu High School! And, Jing, you are actually the marketing director of this base... or something like that?"

"How come I didn't know there were seven strange stories about Sobu High School? You might as well use your imagination to write a novel—then you'll be summoned by the school board."

Shizuka Hiratsuka knew that nothing serious could come out of Matsueda Azusa's mouth. "Besides, if what you said really exists, if there is such a large underground gang base here, where is the evidence?"

"Uh……"

Songzhi Zi pointed at himself and said, "Is there a witness like you?"

"This joke is not going to work, is it?"

"Ah, Xiaojing, you admit it? You should repent. It's not too late to turn back now..."

"absolutely not!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka pulled Azusa Matsueda over, clamped him under her arm, and used her unique skill, the deadly clamp hand, "Be serious, you little brat."

"I surrender! I surrender! If this continues it's not just kidnapping, it's murder, Xiaojing!"

Songzhi Zi quickly raised the white flag.

At this moment, the door of the activity room not far in front of the two was pushed open from the inside.

A girl with long black hair appeared behind the door. She looked cold and meticulous.

"Teacher, although it's a good thing you didn't just come in without knocking this time, it's not very polite to run to the door of other people's club rooms and make a scene at the end of lunch break."

The girl glanced at Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was tangling with Azusa Matsueda at the classroom door, and couldn't help but sigh, "Mind your image, Mr. Hiratsuka. Also, please excuse me for a moment. I need to go back to the classroom to prepare for class."

Songzhi Zi glanced at the sign hanging on the door of the activity room.

There were three big characters written on it: [Service Department].

Isn’t this the club that Shizuka Hiratsuka wanted to force Hikigaya Hachiman to join?

It turns out that he still has such evil intentions.

He looked at the girl in front of him again. To be honest, all the students of Sobu High School should know her, the legendary Yukinoshita Yukino.

Seeing is believing, but running to the activity room alone during lunch break is also a miracle.

What’s the matter? Can’t you stay in the class?

However, Matsueda Azusa has no right to criticize others. After all, he himself was a person who was dragged away by the teacher twice during lunch break.

"Hey, wait a minute, Yukinoshita-san."

Shizuka Hiratsuka quickly called out to Yukinoshita Yukino, "I guess your service club hasn't received any commissions recently? It's just a good opportunity that I came to ask for your help."

"Huh? You brought me all the way here just for this?"

Songzhi Zi was shocked: "Xiao Jing, you are still a pimp - oh no, I mean, a solicitor? I was right about you. I will definitely report any teacher who promotes money transactions in school! Unless I get a replacement... Can I name you, Xiao Jing?"

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Matsueda Azusa and Hiratsuka Shizuka with a look of rubbish, "I'm going to call the police and have you arrested. Hiratsuka-sensei, what kind of publicity have you put on my Service Club? If this is your hobby, could you please not involve me?"

"Speak to me!"

Hiratsuka Shizumai's iron fist finally fell, and Matsueda Azusa fell to the ground with steam coming out of his head.

I encountered a teacher with extraordinary strength in the school corridor. His iron fist was invincible and he could kill with one blow. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't defeat him.

"It's a misunderstanding, a complete misunderstanding."

Shizuka Hiratsuka helplessly explained, "I didn't say anything at all. It was completely misunderstood by this brat. So, Yukinoshita-san, you can see how difficult this guy is, right?"

"I feel like Xiao Jing is not as difficult to deal with."

The collapsed Matsueda Azusa interrupted, "It was obviously me who broke him with one blow."

"You deserve it."

Hiratsuka Shizuka blew the smoke from her fist and said to Yukinoshita Yukino, "This brat caused a big fuss in class this morning. I really don't know what to do with him. I can't just beat him up every time I see him, can I? I can only ask you to help resolve this between students."

Yukinoshita Yukino hesitated for a moment and glanced at the clock in the activity room. "Lunch break ends in ten minutes... Okay, come in and tell me. What is the method between students? Mr. Hiratsuka, please explain it to me. If the request is reasonable, I will accept this commission."

"I object!"

Songzhi Zi jumped up from the ground: "You guys are loudly plotting how to deal with me right in front of me? You shouldn't have brought me here to discuss such things!"

"invalid objection."

Shizuka Hiratsuka suppressed the world with her own strength, and no one could match her. She suppressed Azusa Matsueda under the Five Finger Mountain and prevented her from turning over.

"To put it simply, this brat's mentality and perspective are incredibly twisted. He believes liking someone is wrong and love is a sin. He's determined to break up all the couples at Sobu High School. This morning, he's already messed up the class and even started a fight that landed him in the infirmary."

Hiratsuka Shizuka explained succinctly, "My request is that you, Yukinoshita-san, correct this brat's twisted personality. At least, make him less radical and less likely to cause trouble again."

"No, sister? How come you know the reason why I founded the club? I remember my sister told you too!"

Matsueda Azusa was shocked. He had spoken so eloquently to Hiratsuka Shizuka, could there be a traitor in the club?! There were only three members, could he be destined to be Gin?

Hiratsuka Shizuka glanced at him and said, "Teacher, I have my own information channels."

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned and thought for a moment. "Puppy love itself isn't something to be praised, is it? Mr. Hiratsuka, are you trying to protect these couples, or do you want Matsueda-san to stop using such radical methods? If it's the former, I don't think it's necessary to stop it."

Oh my god, Songzhi Zi immediately sat up.

He had to sit up and listen.

As expected of the legendary Yukinoshita Yukino, she still has some rationality.

"That's not the reason. But maintaining stability is also very important. If there are always disturbances in the school, it won't be a good thing for anyone."

Hiratsuka Shizuka pondered, "But, it's mainly because of his personality. This twisted personality will definitely cause him great harm in the future, and he might regret it later..."

"That's not right, Xiaojing."

Songzhi Zi sat cross-legged on the ground and raised his hand, saying, "Haven't you noticed? In a sense, the three of us have the same personality. If I'm twisted, then you're all the same."

"what?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't expect Matsueda Azusa to say that, and looked at him in confusion.

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned, as if she wanted to refute, but out of politeness she decided to wait until Matsueda Azusa finished speaking before speaking.

"Isn't it obvious? Jing, you believe that both Hikigaya and I have flawed personalities. If we leave school and enter society with this way of living, we'll definitely be bruised and battered. Perhaps it's out of teacher ethics, or perhaps it's out of empathy or compassion, so you want to help us improve our personalities, to make us become what you call 'better,' 'more normal,' 'more suitable for ourselves.'"

"And this Yukinoshita-san believes that this world is full of mistakes and injustices. Incompetent, mediocre people are weak-tempered, self-degrading, and lack ambition. Instead, they clique together and exclude outstanding people, making it harder for the more outstanding to survive. Isn't this kind of society, this kind of world, truly wrong? So, Yukinoshita-san established the Service Club, hoping to single-handedly change everyone around her, change this school, and ultimately change this wrong world."

"Finally, it's me—Matsueda Azusa. I believe that so-called love, if it doesn't undergo the test of tempering and experimentation, is nothing more than a superficial sham that will crumble at the slightest blow. To prevent these poor adolescent boys and girls from being deceived and hurt, and ultimately regretting it, I've chosen to test their relationships by breaking them up, saving them from future pain and helping them prevent losses before they're too late."

Matsueda Azusa spoke incessantly, spreading his hands and speaking confidently, "So, in the final analysis, aren't we all the same? Acting superior, making decisions for others based on our own ideas, wanting to be the 'savior' who saves others—isn't that what we are?"

15. I am rotten, so what?

The air suddenly fell silent.

Matsueda Azusa's rhetoric, which hurt the enemy by a thousand and hurt himself by eight hundred, obviously caused real damage.

"and many more……"

Hiratsuka Shizuka came back to her senses. Putting aside Matsueda Azusa's comments about her, she looked at Matsueda Azusa with surprise and asked, "How do you know why Yukinoshita-san established the Service Club? I don't think I told you that, right?"

Matsueda Azusa made a scissors sign, winked at Hiratsuka Shizuka, and imitated her words: "Student, I have my own information channels."

Hiratsuka Shizuka: "So you knew what the Service Club was about from the beginning?"

Songzhi Zi answered readily: "It really is."

"Then why were you pretending to be ignorant before, and were still talking about money transactions... naming names and so on?"