The goal of life is to break up all couples

"Of course I'm just teasing you, Xiaojing."

Songzhi Zi stuck out his tongue, "Hey."

"That's not the point at all, Mr. Hiratsuka, please don't change the subject."

At this moment, Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly spoke up. She seemed to be intrigued by what Matsueda Azusa said: "This... Matsueda-san? That's right. You actually understand a little bit of my thoughts. This is a bit beyond my expectation."

"Of course. My deputy is the legendary master of human observation—Hachiman Daibosatsu!"

Matsueda Azusa spread his hands and said confidently, "The members are all so strong, isn't it normal for me, as the president, to know a little mind reading?"

"The only thing that's a little disgusting is the self-promotion and boasting."

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned slightly. "Calling it a mind-reading skill is overestimating yourself. However, I do partially agree with your analysis. Hiratsuka-sensei does always feel that certain students with 'distorted personalities' need to be saved and corrected. But aren't 'saviors' who hold such beliefs also somewhat distorted?"

"Eh?! Wait..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka glanced blankly at Yukinoshita Yukino, then at Matsueda Azusa, and quickly interrupted, "Why has this suddenly turned into a criticism meeting targeting me, the teacher?! When did you two form this alliance?"

Matsueda Azusa waved his finger: "Not an alliance."

"It's simply a confirmation of the recognition of the same facts."

Yukinoshita Yukino added, "Recognizing the rationality in what others say is a quality we should possess and the most basic level of rationality."

She turned to Matsueda Azusa and said, "But I don't agree with your last statement. As for being condescending... I don't think so. If the desire to help and save others is simply described as 'condescending pity,' then there would be no salvation in this world."

"Ultimately, a person's mindset is a purely subjective matter. If, like you, you naturally believe you have a superior attitude, then you are simply using your own subjective feelings to give the act of 'helping others' a mindset and nature."

"So, I don't think I'm what you call a high-handed sympathizer or a benefactor."

Good metaphysical statement.

Matsueda Azusa blinked and shrugged. "I can explain further if you want me to, but is that important? Doesn't this prove that the three of us are the same kind of people?"

Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head. "This is very important. Because it shows that although we may appear to be similar in form, we are fundamentally opposite. This difference proves that your personalities are what Hiratsuka-sensei calls 'distorted and in need of correction,' and I clearly have the qualifications to help you correct them."

"No! How come I, the teacher, have become a teacher with personality problems who needs correction?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka was shocked. She didn't expect that after hunting geese all day, she would be pecked in the eye by a goose. She wanted to teach Matsueda Azusa a lesson, but ended up getting herself into trouble.

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at the surprised Hiratsuka Shizuka and said, "Hiratsuka-sensei, I deeply respect your character, but I am a little pessimistic about whether you can use your abilities to help others. Fortunately, however, you know how to let people who can really do it solve the problem, which makes me very happy."

On the contrary, this is Tiangang.

This guy is a little too narcissistic.

But normally she shouldn't be so aggressive.

Azusa Matsueda felt that it was because Yukinoshita was touched by his words that she became extremely aggressive out of self-protection and a desire to refute.

Well, you are still a little kid after all.

An immature adolescent girl like Yukinoshita, who clearly feels that she is superior, still tries to make excuses to believe that she is not.

But it’s different for a mature teenager like Matsueda Azusa. He fully accepts his own condescending mentality and double standards.

How about it?

I'm dead!

Shizuka Hiratsuka, how could you imagine asking a nerdy, teenaged sister to correct the personality of a mature, established young man? You're truly a genius.

Matsueda Azusa sighed, shook her head and patted Hiratsuka Shizuka's shoulder.

"Don't look at me like that! It makes me sound like I'm pathetic."

The corners of Hiratsuka Shizuka's mouth twitched, and she subconsciously reached into her pocket to take out a cigarette, but after thinking for a moment she decided not to light it: "What an unlovable couple."

"Don't be sad, Xiaojing."

Songzhi Zi gave her a thumbs up and said, "Although that's what I said, you are a good person, really."

"It's better not to comfort me at all!"

"It's time to stop messing around. Please stop wasting time. Hiratsuka-sensei, please stop fooling around with Matsueda-san."

Yukinoshita Yukino interrupted, "Or does Matsueda-san also agree with my point of view? If so, then I can immediately accept this commission and help you correct your personality."

"I have no opinion."

Matsueda Azusa has never cared. After all, Yukinoshita Yukino only said that she wanted to correct his character, and didn't say that she wanted to hinder his actions, so let her be happy.

Then he raised his hand obediently, "But before that, I want to ask you - since you, Yukinoshita-san, even accepted Xiaojing's commission, then I can also entrust you with it, right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino nodded, "Indeed."

Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly felt something was wrong and a sinister premonition arose in her heart.

"Then I'm going to ask Yukinoshita-san to help Shizuka-chan correct her twisted personality. After all, helping one person is helping, and helping two people is also helping, right?"

Songzhi Zi gave a thumbs up.

"It's the opposite of Tian Gang!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka's eyes widened, and she pointed at herself: "I came here to find her and let her deal with you, but now you let her deal with me?"

"Alas, those who harm others will always be harmed by others. Xiaojing, you have to understand this truth."

Songzhi Zi snorted, "Besides, your wish has been fulfilled, hasn't it? She still wants to deal with me, but she'll help you solve it in the process. Isn't that good?"

Yukinoshita Yukino thought for a moment and nodded: "Although I am a teacher... I really shouldn't be excluded from being helped. It's a very challenging commission, I will accept it."

"You really agree?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't expect that Yukinoshita would be so stubborn and actually agree to this.

"Hey, Xiaojing, we are cellmates now."

Songzhi Zi scratched his head sheepishly, then turned his head away and covered his mouth with his hands to laugh shyly: "I became a prisoner undergoing labor reform in the same prison."

Shizuka Hiratsuka deliberately punched out.

But Matsueda Azusa had anticipated this and canceled the action and instantly retreated, avoiding the powerful attack.

Ah, charging. Ah, stiffening.

While Hiratsuka Shizuka was still not able to react, Matsueda Azusa dodged and stepped back, protecting Yukinoshita Yukino in front of him.

"Shizuka-chan is trying to resist! Yukinoshita-san, quickly use your invincible brain and fists to think of a solution!"

Songzhizi shouted loudly.

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced speechlessly at the unfocused Matsueda Azusa and stood up. "Lunch break is over. I'll make the relevant plans and put them into practice as soon as possible. I'll take my leave now."

Then she gracefully pushed open the door of the activity room, walked out, and disappeared at the end of the corridor.

Looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka who was blocking the classroom door with a grin on her face, Azusa Matsueda suddenly turned into "The Scream" and let out an indescribable scream.

16. The Disaster of Numizu Kazuhiko

The colorful day finally came to an end.

Songzhi Zi arrived at the activity room at the appointed time.

When I pushed the door open, I saw that the other three members were already there, but the atmosphere was strangely depressing.

His capable deputy, Hachiman Hikigaya, looked a little uneasy, his eyes wandering and he shifted uncomfortably from time to time, as if there were thorns on his chair.

On the other hand, Onmizu Kazuhiko, contrary to his usual behavior, collapsed and held his head with an expression of "life is not worth it", and no one knew what had happened to him.

Before Matsueda Azusa could ask, Yana saw Anna gulp down her drink and rushed forward in a panic: "Buyer, no, this is bad! The plan we made yesterday completely failed, and there was an unexpected problem..."

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry yet."

Matsueda Azusa calmly put down his schoolbag. "Although it was expected that the plan would not be carried out properly, I didn't expect it to fail so quickly. So what exactly happened?"

Yanai saw that the words were convincing: "Come to think of it, this matter is actually also the Minister's fault!"

Matsueda Azusa opened her eyes wide in confusion. "Ah? Me? Is this true? Could it be the 'other me' in the urban legend?"

"No... this is what happened."

Yanaijian shook his head and explained, "Because I owed Wenshui some money before, and I've been a little tight on money lately, so I agreed with him to use the discount on my daily lunch box to pay it back... We agreed to go to the emergency stairwell in the teaching building during lunch break every day, and I would bring him a lunch box."

"Normally, no one would pass by there during lunch break... But today happened to be the day. The whole grade heard that during lunch break, you, the captain, organized a brawl in your class, staging a live-action version of High School Hot Blood, so they all planned to go over and watch. But then, a student from my class happened to pass by the stairwell and spotted Wen Shui and me distributing our lunch boxes..."

"Kusuke...he mistakenly thought I was having an affair with Wen Shui! Wuwuwuwu...we kept explaining, but they didn't seem to believe us..."

Yanai saw this and shed tears of blood, "It's over, it's all over..."

Don’t believe in rumors and don’t spread them!

How did the rumor spread that the fight started in the classroom during lunch break?

Although the war did indeed begin, it was not a war in the physical sense at all.

Don't they use their brains to think about it? With Matsueda Azusa's weak arms and legs, how could it be possible for him to fight against a small group of impromptu characters in the class?

Isn't that just like lighting a lantern in the toilet?

"I thought something big happened, is this it?"

Matsueda Azusa pulled out a chair and sat down. "Why rush about this? If you can explain it, explain it. If you can't, forget it. A blessing in disguise. Maybe this can be used as a useful tool to test Kuda Kusuke..."

"No...it's not just this..."

Wen Shuiheyan's lips trembled, his face pale: "Then something even more despairing happened."

"Are there any masters?"

Songzhi Zi was a little curious.

It is quite rare for something to make Wen Shui and Yan behave like this.

Wen Shuiheyan sighed.

Time goes back to the end of lunch break——

Onmizu Kazuhiko and Yana saw Kyouna dealing with questions from her classmates, and her explanation was not what they expected at all.

The group returned to the classroom from the emergency stairwell, but saw a petite girl who looked very nervous and pitiful at the classroom door.

She seemed to be waiting for someone, looking around anxiously at the door of the warm water class.

Soon, she saw Wen Shui He Yan and others walking from a distance.

Something happened that no one expected—

"Wen Shui-san!"

The petite girl tugged at the hem of her loose summer academy uniform with both hands, staring pitifully at Wen Shui Kazuhiko with her huge, tearful eyes: "You... bad guy! How could you do this!"

"Gu, huh?"

Wen Shuiheyan was startled and pointed at himself blankly, "Me...me?!"

He had no idea what was going on.

"Wait, what's going on?"

Wen Shuihe Yan asked back in confusion: "You, you are? Why do you say that suddenly?!"

"Why are you pretending not to know me? I'm Xiaoju! Xiaoju Chika from the literature club!"

Xiaoju Zhihua was extremely angry. She clutched the hem of her clothes angrily and said shocking words: "How could you abandon us?!"

As soon as these words were spoken, there was an uproar everywhere.

Not only the classmates who returned with Onmizu Kazuhiko, but even the students who stayed in the classroom all leaned out to eat the melon.

Wen Shui and Yan, who were the center of attention, felt like they had been stabbed in the back. They had no choice but to quickly pull Xiaoju Zhihua away.

——We can’t let her say anything vicious in public again!

But no matter what, Onmizu Kazuhiko's reputation is obviously ruined.

.........

"What?! There's actually a person like you who plays with people's feelings and slipped through the net in our club?"

Songzhi Zi was horrified: "You actually deceived the feelings of a little girl? You traitor! Traitor! Evil villain! Minister, I will shed tears and kill Wen Shui today to eliminate this evil for the people!"

"That's not the case at all!"

Wen Shui and Yan Yan couldn't hold it in any longer and explained helplessly: "She didn't explain it clearly at all. It was obviously just a club matter."