The goal of life is to break up all couples

"Hey, what conspiracy are you guys secretly planning?"

Just then, a voice sounded from behind Matsueda Azusa and Hikigaya.

I subconsciously looked over there and saw that the person coming was Yumiko Miura holding a tennis racket.

She frowned and said, "Why do I seem to hear you guys talking about 'we can't continue to be friends after breaking up' or something like that...Are you planning something against Hayato and me again? You guys are really haunting me!"

Matsueda Azusa rolled her eyes. "Why is there someone squatting over here eavesdropping? It turns out that the queen of our class is actually a gossipy girl who likes to eavesdrop. You really can't judge a person by his appearance."

"Clam?"

Miura Yumiko glared at Matsueda Azusa and said, "I was just passing by while picking up a ball and happened to overhear it. Who do you think you are? Did I come here to eavesdrop on you?"

Matsueda Azusa raised an eyebrow. "How could it take so long to pick up a ball? Did you pick up a whole basket of balls? And you guys were playing in the middle of the field, how could the ball roll into a dark corner like ours?"

Miura Yumiko paused for a moment, then uttered a "tsk" before continuing, "How should I know? Maybe it's because you deserve a beating that the ball keeps flying towards you. It's such a pity that I couldn't hit you."

"So it was intentional murder, huh?"

Although he knew that Miura was just being tough, Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but complain, "Other people play tennis like they're playing tennis, but you play tennis like you're throwing darts, treating me like a target! I'm going to call the police and have you arrested!"

32. Eating melons is everyone’s nature

"No... no! Minister!"

Just as Miura Yumiko was about to retort again, an anxious voice suddenly came from afar.

Seeing Yanai running over from the next field in a panic, he gasped and said, "Oh no!"

"What happened? Don't worry."

Matsueda Azusa exchanged a puzzled glance with Hikigaya Hachiman, then asked Yanami, "Did the plan fail? Or was it discovered? If it just failed, that's fine. There'll be another chance next time..."

"No, no! It's... it was Wen Shui who was called away by Kusuke! It seems that he wanted to talk to her privately. I just found out about this."

Yanaijian quickly shook his head and explained, "As soon as I heard the news, I immediately came to you for help. The plan hasn't even been implemented yet!"

Hikigaya Hachiman stood up, stunned. Was this really necessary? He clearly hadn't figured out the truth of the matter yet.

He couldn't help but feel relieved. Matsueda Azusa's "pregnancy test stick" plan hadn't even started yet, but things had already come to this point. If it was really implemented, what would happen... he couldn't even imagine it.

"Warm water?"

Miura Yumiko, who was standing by, was a little curious: "Is it that scumbag who suddenly became famous in the grade yesterday?"

Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but be surprised when he heard the news. He didn't know much about Kuda Kusuke, but what was he planning to do by calling Numizu Kazuhiko over privately?! Was he really planning a Mortal Kombat?

Without the time to pay attention to Miura Yumiko, Matsueda Azusa quickly asked: "It's bad - do you know where Wen Shui was taken? We have to rescue him quickly."

Yanami nodded. "I heard them say they were called to the back of the old school building. Should we go there quickly? Although I don't think Kusuke would do something like hitting someone randomly..."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go."

It is a bit too idealistic to pin your hopes on whether the other party will be rational enough to restrain themselves from hitting others.

Matsueda Azusa rushed to the location Yanami mentioned without hesitation.

Hikigaya Hachiman and Yanami followed immediately without any surprise, but what was unexpected was that even Miura Yumiko, who looked confused, followed inexplicably.

Songzhi Zi looked at her puzzledly: "No, sister, why are you still here?"

"Huh? Are you trying to get me out?"

Yumiko Miura pointed at herself in confusion, obviously not expecting Matsueda Azusa to ask such a question.

Matsueda Azusa replied matter-of-factly, "Well, what else? This matter has nothing to do with you, right?"

"I was talking to you just now. According to social etiquette, we are in a conversation. Even if you encounter any emergencies, if you don't want me to accompany you, you should at least tell me, right?"

Miura Yumiko was so angry that she laughed. She had always been the center of attention and had never suffered such injustice. She immediately retorted, "It's very rude to leave me without saying anything! Well, since you didn't ask me to leave and didn't say anything else, then of course I assume that you want me to follow you. This is the most basic etiquette, okay?"

Matsueda Azusa wiped the sweat off her face and said, "You are quite well-mannered. I am so poorly behaved. I am so sorry, Your Majesty."

"Alright, alright, everyone, stop arguing..."

Hikigaya Hachiman interrupted, pointing forward: "Look, Wenshui-san is right there."

Seeing this, Yana was about to rush over, but was grabbed by Matsueda Azusa.

She looked at Matsueda Azusa in confusion, but he shook his head: "Don't be impatient, the fight hasn't started yet. Aren't you curious about what Hakamada Kusuke wants to do by calling Wen Shui over? Let's eavesdrop first."

Yanai was stunned: "Oh, that makes sense."

Miura Yumiko rolled her eyes and said sarcastically, "Eavesdropping, huh?"

"Then just tell me whether you want to listen or not."

Songzhi Zi curled her lips.

Miura Yumiko turned her head away and said, "Listen."

So the four of them hid behind the outer wall of the old school building and carefully eavesdropped on the conversation between Kuda Kusuke and Numizu Kazuhiko.

Soon, Wen Shuiheyan silently took out his wallet and presented it with both hands very respectfully.

"?!"

Matsueda Azusa was shocked and couldn't help but whisper, "Is this protection money? This is blackmail! Kuda Kusuke is the school bully! Yanaijian, your XP is really old."

Miura Yumiko also frowned and said, "I usually hear Hayato say that Kuda is a good person, but I didn't expect that he is actually such a person behind the scenes..."

Hikigaya Hachiman shrank his neck. Fortunately, he was not in the same class as Kuda Sosuke, otherwise he might be the one who was asked for protection money.

Yanai saw Xingcai's pupils trembling and was unable to defend herself.

But fortunately, the next moment, Kuda Kusuke also showed a look of surprise and confusion: "Eh? Eh! Wenshui-san, why did you take out your wallet...?"

Wen Shuihe Yan blinked and quickly put the wallet back: "Huh? Oh... I'm sorry, I thought it was... Sorry, I misunderstood."

"Wen Shui-san is quite talented at making people laugh..."

Kuda Kusuke smiled awkwardly and quickly got straight to the point: "Speaking of which, Wenshui, you... have been seeing Xingcai quite often lately, right? You even had lunch together, and it seems like you have a pretty good relationship."

Ah! It really is because of this matter!

The three eavesdroppers, Azusa Matsueda and others, exchanged glances and quickly perked up. Miura, unaware of what was going on, continued eavesdropping, even though he didn't understand.

“——Huh!? No, is there?”

Wen Shui and Yan Yan waved their hands in panic and denied it, "Kuda-san, you misunderstood..."

"Indeed...I misunderstood yesterday."

Kuda Kusuke bowed to Wenshui Kazuhiko without hesitation and said very seriously, "After school yesterday, I went to ask about it. It turned out to be about the club. I'm really sorry for calling Wenshui a scumbag without knowing anything."

"Ah... this doesn't require such a grand apology..."

Wen Shui He Yan was startled and quickly waved his hands, saying, "It's good that the misunderstanding has been resolved."

But what Kuda Kusuke said next made his heart rise to his throat again.

"So, Wenshui-kun, when did you start dating Xingcai?"

"Huh?!" x2

Not only did Onmizu Kazuhiko make a confused sound, but even Yanami Anna who was eavesdropping did the same.

Fortunately, Songeda Azusa was quick enough to stop her, otherwise she would have rushed forward.

The plot has just reached its most exciting moment, don’t interrupt it casually!

Is this a plot like that? One of those "don't touch my childhood sweetheart" plots?

Matsueda Azusa lowered his voice and said, "Don't you want to know what Kuda Kusuke really thinks of you? Now you can find out."

Yanaijian covered his ears with his hands and deceived himself: "I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen to Kouya!"

Yumiko Miura didn't expect that this would bring her such an emotional drama. Even though she was mad at Azusa Matsueda, it was still worth the price of the ticket!

"Wait a minute! You misunderstood! That was also a misunderstanding, but you seem to have many more!"

Onmizu Kazuhiko hurriedly defended himself and Yanami.

But Kuda Sosuke seemed to have already accepted this fact.

"In that case, Xingcai is in your hands!"

He bowed vigorously to Wenshui Heyan: "I am also very pleased that Xingcai was able to find someone she loves. Please take good care of Xingcai!"

what the huck?

Matsueda Azusa, Numizu Kazuhiko and Hikigaya Hachiman all dropped their jaws in shock.

A completely unexpected scene appeared!

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Yanami with pity. Since the person she secretly loved said such words, her love must have completely lost all hope.

Songzhi Zi frowned subconsciously.

Things seemed completely different from what he imagined...

Being able to say such words shows that Kuda Kusuke does not have even the slightest "possessiveness" towards Yanami, which means that the basic elements for love do not exist at all.

Although this alone cannot prove that the relationship between Kuda Kusuke and Himemiya Karen is "real", it at least shows that even with the interference of Yanami Anna, he did not do anything to betray Himemiya Karen.

Not even an idea?

Matsueda Azusa felt a little unhappy for some reason.

33. Damn, is this really pure love?

"Wait- wait? Stop, stop, stop!"

Numizu Kazuhiko quickly interrupted Kuda Kusuke, who was entrusting his orphan to the care of the mist in Baidi City. "First of all, Yanami and I are not dating. Secondly... Yanami has always liked you, Kuda, right? Isn't that right?"

Oh my god, warm water is so strong!

Nice straight shot!

Matsueda Azusa secretly cheered for Wen Shui Heyan behind the wall.

"Huh? They're having a love triangle?"

Completely oblivious to the situation, Miura Yumiko instantly came to this conclusion and immediately started to scoff: "No, your own club members are all having illicit relationships, and they're even in love triangles, the worst of the illicit. How dare you bother me?"

"Wait, that's not right... I heard that Kuda has a girlfriend, right? Does that mean it's not a love triangle, but a love quadrilateral?!"

Sanpu seemed to remember something mid-sentence and exclaimed in surprise, "You guys are really playing tricks! The governor is allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps, right?"

"How can you tell that I'm supporting them? I'm just looking for an opportunity to break them all up!"

Matsueda Azusa raised her middle finger towards Miura Yumiko.

Hikigaya Hachiman, who was standing aside, had his eyes wide open. Following Matsueda Azusa's instructions, he stopped Yanami from rushing forward directly. He secretly complained in his heart: Don't leave such an important task to me alone!

As one of the legendary On-Hachi duo, Hachiman (huh?) has a similar type of stand to Onmizu. Looking at Onmizu Kazuhiko's expression, it's easy to understand what this guy is thinking - he's probably complaining in his heart, "I'm not even Yanami's friend, why should I talk about this to the man who dumped her?" or something like that?

Tsk, what a nagging guy! Fortunately, I am not that guy, otherwise I would be in trouble. Hikigaya Hachiman wiped the sweat off his forehead.

"Eh, eh?"

Kuda Kusuke obviously didn't expect Wen Shui to suddenly question him about this matter, and he hesitated for a while.

Wen Shui He Yan saw that he didn't answer, so he continued to ask: "You should know that she likes you, right?

Pressed by Wen Shui, Kuda Kusuke had no choice but to look away awkwardly: "Ah, this...how should I put it. I had vaguely sensed that it might be like this before - there was such a tendency or something. That's why I hope she can find a new lover."

"What? It turns out it's not a love triangle."

Miura Yumiko snorted, showing little interest. "It sounds like that guy is in a good relationship with his current girlfriend, right? He's completely rejected that girl named Yanami. He's quite loyal—Hey, you guys are trying to break them up just to create an opportunity for that Yanami, right? That's so despicable..."

Yanami, who was standing right next to her, was hit by an arrow in the heart. If verbal attacks could cause physical damage, she would have probably vomited three liters of blood by now.

Miura was speaking so bluntly that he didn't recognize Yana at all.

Matsueda Azusa didn't even bother looking back at her: "You're overthinking it. The reason I broke them up was simply because I wanted to. And even if they broke up, Yanami is just like you, so it's unlikely he'll have another chance. There's no need for me to stop them."

"You guy!"

Yumiko Miura's fists hardened.

Hikigaya Hachiman watched all this with tiredness, "Captain, you should pay attention, Yanami is still here!"

Onmizu Kazuhiko's voice came again: "But! Yanami-san has always, and until now, still likes you. This is not in the past tense, but in the present continuous tense!"