The goal of life is to break up all couples

"Kuda-san, I know who you like and who you want to be with is your freedom. It doesn't matter if you want to be with Himemiya-san or someone else. There's no such thing as someone liking you and you have to respond. I know that!"

Numizu Kazuhiko clenched his fists and looked up at Kuda Kusuke: "But since you've made your feelings clear and you've noticed what Yanami-san is thinking, shouldn't you tell her everything and make it clear? And you shouldn't be saying things like 'I hope she finds a new lover' or 'I'll leave Kyouna to you' here - it's as if you're feeling guilty or pitying for her!"

"If you're saying this as Yanami-san's good friend, then of course there's nothing wrong with that. But if not... to be treated with pity by someone who rejected her feelings... then she's just too pitiful, isn't she?"

Yanami finally broke through Hikigaya Hachiman's blockade and rushed towards Kuda Kusuke and Numizu Kazuhiko without hesitation.

"Eh?!"

Miura Yumiko was startled. "What happened? Why did you suddenly rush up?"

Matsueda Azusa replied speechlessly: "Thank you for the invitation, because she is the classmate Yanami."

Miura was surprised: "Huh? Then shouldn't we stop her quickly?"

Azusa Matsueda and Hachiman Hikigaya looked at each other.

Just now, Hikigaya didn't seriously try to stop Yanami. As soon as she showed an attitude of rushing over, Hikigaya let her go.

Matsueda Azusa had no objection to this, and he had no intention of stopping Yana from seeing him.

Moreover, after figuring out Kuda Sosuke's intentions...there was no need to implement the original plan.

Although we don't know what Himemiya Karen's situation and thoughts are, as far as Kuda Sosuke is concerned, he does not have any thoughts about Yanami that are more than just friends.

The only thing he didn't do well was not directly telling Yanami what he was thinking... but there's no need to criticize him for that. At least he didn't keep Miura Yumiko hanging like Hayato Hayama did.

It seems unlikely that Yanami can be used to separate them.

Damn, they're not really into pure love, are they? Is the real thing so easy to find?

"That's not necessary."

Songzhi Zi patted the dust off himself and said: "Let's go, give them some space to solve the problem."

"Ah? Are we leaving now?"

Miura Yumiko asked blankly: "Why don't you say something to mediate? Aren't you their department head?"

"Wen Shui has already said everything that needs to be said. Why should I get involved? Besides, this is originally a matter between them."

Matsueda Azusa glanced at Miura, "Why, do you really want me to stir up trouble? You feel unbalanced because I've only exposed you and Hayama so far, and you want to goad me into exposing others, right?"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Hikigaya Hachiman ran away immediately. While Matsueda Azusa and Miura were still bickering, he turned into a master assassin and disappeared without a trace. His level can be said to be close to Soyo.

"Huh?! I'm kindly reminding you, and this is your attitude, right?"

Miura Yumiko was furious, and she was completely aggressive: "I think you're just jealous. You're a gloomy man who doesn't believe in the existence of love in the world. Seeing others having pure love, you feel uncomfortable like a sewer rat in the sun! I can testify that this is what happens when you can't find a girlfriend."

BYD, she was right.

A vein popped out on Songzhi Zi's forehead. "Why do I remember that some people don't seem to have boyfriends? It seems I'm not the only one in the gutter."

"I'm completely different from you, okay? I believe in the existence of love, and a paranoid guy like you doesn't understand at all!"

Yumiko Miura retorted without hesitation.

"You made me laugh. You believe in love, so you're running off to be Ye Shan's lapdog, right? Just see if he's willing to date you."

Songzhi Zi smiled wryly: "I'll be frank with you. To Ye Shan, you're just a tool to maintain his clique. If it weren't for the superficial harmony, he wouldn't bother to give in to your affection. For him, if you could give up these pointless attempts and honestly help him maintain the superficial relationship, he'd probably be much happier than he is now."

"You're crazy, aren't you?"

Miura Yumiko threw her tennis racket to the ground and rolled up her sleeves: "Want to fight?!"

"Weren't you the one who started it?"

Songzhi Zi also rolled up his sleeves, "Who's afraid of who?! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll use you and Ye Shan to win the championship for our club every day!"

"Clam?!"

Yumiko Miura immediately pounced on Azusa Matsueda.

Matsueda Azusa stretched out his hand to resist, and the two men clasped their hands tightly together, forming a sumo wrestler's fighting posture, and neither could do anything to the other.

Miura Yumiko used the same trick again and used the Iron Head Skill. Fortunately, Matsueda Azusa had anticipated it and after dodging the powerful blow to the head, he followed suit and pushed back.

As a result, the two of them were stuck in a stalemate, hands against hands and heads against heads.

Miura gritted his teeth and said, "Are you an elementary school student?! Let go!"

Songzhi Zi refused without hesitation: "You are the elementary school student! And...you let go first and then I will!"

"Why? You let go first and then I will let go!" Yumiko Miura was not willing to be outdone.

"You first!"

"You first!"

"...?"

Suddenly, a light and cold voice came from the side, sounding a little puzzled: "Are you... performing performance art?"

34. I'm so, so good! Ah Zi was wrong, Ah Zi will never dare to talk nonsense again

"?!"

Both Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko were startled and instantly let go of each other, jumping back several steps as if in response to stress.

Turning around, Matsueda Azusa discovered that the person who had just spoken was Yukinoshita Yukino.

She was holding a tennis racket in her hand, with a thin layer of sweat on her forehead. It seemed that she had just finished exercising and was about to take a break.

At this moment, she was looking at the two of them with a look of pity, almost of concern for the mentally retarded.

Miura Yumiko's face turned red with anger. She glared at Yukinoshita Yukino and said angrily, "What are you looking at! Haven't you seen other people fighting?"

"..."

Yukinoshita Yukino remained calm and said in a calm tone, "First of all, I didn't mean to see that. If you don't want others to see you, you can find a secluded corner instead of in broad daylight. Secondly, although I did see some people... uh, fighting... that was in kindergarten. It's quite childlike for you two to relive your childhood."

Miura Yumiko blushed completely: "What does it have to do with you? Who asked you? Even if you want to find someone to relive your childhood with you, you can't find one!"

Yukinoshita Yukino's expression turned cold, and she said with a tone of unknowing sarcasm, "Sorry, I'm not childish enough to do such a thing. If you think I'm interested in such a thing, then I can only suspect that you're not reliving your childhood, but are still in childhood."

"I'm just being honest. I'm just a passerby, and I'm speaking fairly."

Matsueda Azusa suddenly interrupted, "You didn't see it on purpose? I can't see it. This is the side of the old school building. The gym is across the building from here. Why is Yukinoshita-san running to the old school building when she's not attending gym class? Could it be that she's a tap water connoisseur like my club member Wenshui, and thinks the tap water in the old school building tastes better?"

Miura Yumiko suddenly realized what she had said and quickly pressed the issue, "That's right! This isn't the place for physical education class at all. So, let me ask you, what are you doing here? Let me ask you."

"Tsk."

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned slightly.

Matsueda Azusa crossed his arms and shouted, "Anbu ninja, where is Hachiman the Great Bodhisattva?!"

A penguin that had been escaping but was caught again stepped out from the shadows somewhere. It bowed dejectedly and said, "I'm here."

Matsueda Azusa pointed at Yukinoshita Yukino and asked Hikigaya, "When did this traitor secretly follow us here?"

Hikigaya Hachiman wiped the sweat off his face, turned his head away to avoid Yukinoshita Yukino's sight, and said with empty eyes, "He has been following us since shortly after we left the stadium."

Oh my god, are you really following me?

Songzhi Zi was shocked.

He was just talking nonsense, but he didn't expect that he would actually come true?

And the most outrageous thing is that Hikigaya actually discovered it! Did you also study at Tsuki no Mori Special Engineering Academy?

"Why didn't you tell me earlier if someone was following you?"

Miura Yumiko couldn't help but said, "Haven't you discovered it a long time ago?"

Hikigaya Hachiman timidly spread his hands and said, "You didn't ask?"

"So the facts are clear now—respected stalker Yukinoshita-san, may I ask what your intentions were in secretly following and watching us from the shadows?"

Matsueda Azusa turned to look at Yukinoshita Yukino and asked righteously.

Miura Yumiko proudly puffed out her head and chest. "You're right! I never thought the legendary beauty from high school would actually be a stalker. You can't judge a person by appearance. Yukinoshita, oh Yukinoshita, what can I say about you?"

Yukinoshita Yukino glanced at Miura with a look that said, "Don't talk to me, you childish creature!" Then she said to Matsueda Azusa, "Please don't exaggerate the facts and slander me out of thin air, Matsueda-san. I only came here to fulfill Mr. Hiratsuka's request, to correct your twisted personality and prevent you from doing anything extreme."

"Hey! Don't ignore me!"

Yumiko Miura protested.

Songzhi Zi frowned, feeling a little uneasy. "Me? What extreme things could I do? I'm just an ordinary student. I don't have the powerful strength of you campus celebrities."

Yukinoshita Yukino ignored Miura again and said bluntly, "I went to the infirmary earlier today. Mr. Kodato has been very cooperative with my questions. Matsueda-san, do you have anything else to quibble about?"

Oh my god, Yukino!

Azusa Matsueda's pupils were shaking.

Xiaoba Xiaoye is too unreliable. He doesn't even have the basic sense of concealment.

Even Hikigaya Hachiman next to him was sweating profusely, leaving only Miura Yumiko, who was completely confused, staring blankly at the confused Matsueda Azusa and Yukinoshita Yukino.

"You investigate me!"

Songzhi Zi took a step back and subconsciously took a vigilant posture.

"It's not really an investigation. I simply gathered some information about you. And you were so obvious about it. You came here so early in the morning and went straight to the infirmary. Combined with what happened yesterday, it's not hard to guess that you must have something to do with Teacher Xiaoba. Maybe you're secretly plotting something."

Yukinoshita Yukino said something very calmly that made people feel scared: "Although the final result is different from what I expected, the general direction is fine."

"You're still opening my box?!"

Matsueda Azusa was shocked. He thought that it was scary enough that Yukinoshita Yukino followed him and even investigated his conspiracy, but he didn't expect that she actually "simply collected some information"?

It sounds like an understatement, but it's actually quite terrifying! It's like unboxing!

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned at this, but she still explained, "Don't act like I'm breaking a law. I didn't collect any private information about your family or friends. I simply asked Mr. Hiratsuka to help me find out some things about you at school. This is all public information and doesn't violate your privacy at all. This is just normal information gathering."

Oh, I'm so scared!

The more Yukinoshita Yukino said this, the more terrifying it sounded.

Although Yumiko Miura didn't know what the so-called "plan" was, she could hear that Matsueda Azusa had been opened by Yukinoshita Yukino, and she couldn't help but look at him with pity and gloating eyes.

Hikigaya Hachiman was sweating profusely. In order to prevent his dark history from being exposed, he took the opportunity to slip away again and disappeared into the shadows.

Song Zhizi was already too busy to bother with them. "No, sister, how could I possibly deserve this? What on earth have you collected?"

Yukinoshita Yukino seemed to have memorized all the information long ago. When Matsueda Azusa asked, she succinctly and fluently recounted, "Matsueda Azusa, a sophomore at Chiba Municipal Sobu High School. She ranked third in her freshman year and was a member of the school's rock club, but later left because she formed a band outside of school and had no time for club practice."

"In my freshman year, I had a good reputation. I was sunny, cheerful, and kind, and I was quite popular among the students. Although forming a band reduced my social time and energy at school, I didn't attract any negative reviews. Overall, I was considered 'the other kid's kid'—that was Mr. Hiratsuka's description, by the way. Personally, I don't think it's anything special."

"At the end of his first year of high school, he skipped classes for a week without a valid reason—the reason remains unknown—and received a severe warning from the school. Only with Hiratsuka-sensei's intercession did the situation settle. After that, his behavior changed significantly, most notably in his attitude toward "couples," or "love," becoming unusually resistant."

"The preliminary inference is—"

Yukinoshita Yukino tilted her head, thought for a moment, and then coldly pronounced her verdict: "Being dumped by a girlfriend outside of school has caused severe emotional damage, leading to an extreme stress reaction and the deterioration and distortion of your personality. To put it more seriously, this could be a form of mental illness. Even if it's not that serious, I recommend that you seek appropriate psychological treatment. If you're willing, I believe I can serve as your counselor for the time being."

Songzhi Zi was stunned.

Oh my god! Where did this great detective come from?!

35. We are all problem children!

Before Matsueda Azusa could answer, Miura Yumiko started laughing at her.

"So you can't stand other people dating because you got dumped? That's not surprising!"

Miura Yumiko was overjoyed and nudged Matsueda Azusa with her elbow. "You're just jealous, aren't you? You have such a dark and dank loser mentality. Aren't you too narrow-minded?"

Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but give him the middle finger. "So what? I'm narrow-minded, so what? Why should I praise you for being so tenacious and generous? Even though you knew you couldn't get Hayato Hayama, you still kept on being his lapdog?"

Yumiko Miura doesn't laugh.

Why don't you hit someone in the face? Why are you still chasing after one point and can't get past it?

She is the queen of Sobu High School, but she is so angry that she can be complained about by others for her whole life just because she is a bootlicker!

Yukinoshita Yukino frowned slightly. "Please don't interrupt Matsueda and I when we're talking about serious matters, Miura-san. It's very rude. Didn't your family teach you that? After we finish talking about serious matters, you can flirt as much as you want. This is the most basic etiquette, right?"

What a fast boomerang! Yumiko Miura had just complained about Matsueda Azusa's impoliteness, but now she was the one being scolded.

"Huh?! Who's flirting?"

Miura Yumiko showed an extremely speechless expression: "If you don't need your eyes, can you donate them to people in need?"